Douluo Continent: Changing just one word ruined the entire character's persona.
Chapter 50 The first person to succumb to diarrhea on the Soul Battle Stage, Tang 3!
Chapter 50 Tang San, the first person to suffer from diarrhea on the Soul Battle Stage!
Tang San looked down at his abdomen, where the gurgling sound was coming from.
Finished!
Why didn't I feel anything earlier? But as soon as I got on the field, my stomach started acting up. If I had been just a few minutes later, I would have defeated my opponent.
He recalled the boxed lunch he had eaten that evening; it must have been the boxed lunch his godfather had brought back that caused the trouble.
There was still something wrong with that boxed meal.
A peculiar sensation rushed down his body, and his legs involuntarily clamped together.
Large beads of sweat dripped from his forehead, his facial muscles were contorted, and his expression was one of great pain.
The host was still slowly introducing both sides.
"This is the first time the Thousand Hands Silver Grass Soul Master has stepped onto our Soto Grand Soul Arena..."
Tang San kept urging the host to hurry up, but the host spoke even more slowly.
He's itching to hang the host up and beat him up right now, what are you muttering about!
Finally, after the introductions by both sides, Tang San squeezed his legs together, and Blue Silver Grass rapidly grew from his right hand. His first spirit ring flashed, and the Blue Silver Vines swiftly rushed towards Jiang Liu.
Once the river is bound, you can relax.
Jiang Liu was a man of about twenty years old, and the color of his spirit ring was exactly the same as Tang San's.
The first spirit ring flashed, and a strong black light emanated from the three-pointed double-edged sword.
His first soul skill can enhance the attack power and sharpness of the three-pointed double-edged sword.
As the blue-silver vines wrapped around them,
Jiang Liu wielded the three-pointed double-edged sword swiftly, continuously severing the blue silver vines.
Tang San kept repeating to himself, "Stop cutting me! Just get tied up already!"
He really couldn't hold it in any longer!
Tang San's second spirit ring flashed, and he quickly activated his second spirit skill, Parasite.
The scattered blue silver grass seeds transformed into blue silver grass vines and rapidly covered the river.
"Second Soul Skill, Rapid Combo Slashes!"
Jiang Liu's second spirit ring flashed, and he became like a phantom, wielding a three-pointed double-edged sword and spinning continuously.
The newly sprouted blue-silver vines were swiftly severed by the blade, giving them no chance whatsoever.
He spun his blade and rapidly approached Tang San.
"Tang San is going to lose."
Friend observed the game on the field and provided accurate analysis.
"The two spirit rings that Jiang Liu absorbed both enhanced his attack power, which just happened to counter Tang San."
"But what is Tang San doing standing there motionless? Posing?"
He frowned, somewhat puzzled, and looked around, but couldn't see Yu Xiaogang.
The audience was sparsely populated, and few seemed particularly interested in the battles taking place on stage.
What's so interesting about a Blue Silver Grass?
Could it be that a useless martial soul can still produce amazing results?
The river flow continued to approach Tang San, and Tang San increased the intensity of his soul power, but he could only do his best to delay it.
"Comfortable!"
After finishing his task, Yu Xiaogang quickly arrived at the viewing platform.
He looked towards the Soul Fighting Arena.
Blue silver grass danced continuously above, covering the entire Soul Fighting Arena.
Tang San's exact figure was not visible at all.
"Not bad, not bad."
Yu Xiaogang nodded in satisfaction; he had done a very good job as an adopted son.
In his view, victory was only a matter of time.
To be honest, my constitution is really weak. I'm eating the same food, but I'm already feeling unwell.
But Tang San was still full of energy on the Soul Fighting Stage, completely unharmed.
Although Ye Lin couldn't see clearly from below, she was able to accurately know what was happening on the Soul Battle Arena through the system's plot introduction.
Tang San is desperately trying to hold on, and he's about to break free...
It's about to surge!
Ye Lin was also a little confused when she saw this. How did this happen?
She decided to help Tang San out, so she wouldn't have to feel so stifled.
"It will be removed soon."
Tang San was desperately trying to defend himself when he suddenly darted away...
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A strange power descended upon Tang San.
He involuntarily did something that went against the teachings of his ancestors.
Tang San relaxed his body, withdrew his soul power, turned around, and aimed his rear at Jiang Liu.
Holy crap!
"What is that Thousand-Handed Silver Grass doing?!"
Those two sentences instantly stirred up the emotions of everyone in the arena's audience.
Almost everyone's attention was focused on Tang San.
We were stunned, completely stunned.
The Shrek Academy students also couldn't figure out what Tang San was trying to do.
Ye Lin stared wide-eyed at Tang San. She had told Tang San to run faster, but she hadn't told him to run like this!
"You know what, this Thousand-Handed Silver Grass is really something else!"
"What does he want to do!"
Jiang Liu's spinning three-pointed double-edged sword also stopped. As his opponent, he was even more confused about what Tang San was doing.
He turned his back on himself?
No defense?
And he even bent over to humiliate himself? He quickly stepped forward, gripping the butt of the gun with one hand and the middle with the other.
Xiao Wu was curiously eating melon seeds when Ye Lin quickly covered his eyes and looked to the side.
What followed was so graphic and disturbing that it was almost unbearable to watch.
"Sister Lin, what are you doing?"
Xiao Wu broke free from Ye Lin's grasp, glanced at the scene, and then quickly covered her face with her hand again.
On the battle stage,
Tang San quickly pulled down his pants, exposing his buttocks.
Next second,
It flowed like a torrent for miles.
The rapids shot straight ahead, rushing directly into the river.
"Fuck you!"
Jiang Liu reacted quickly and dodged away.
If you get it on your hands, you're really doomed.
"Wow!"
"shock!"
"Someone's actually running around on the Soul Fighting Stage!"
"Wow, there are all kinds of people here!"
"How did you manage to do this?"
"The first person to experience diarrhea on the Soul Battle Stage!"
"What a magnificent torrent, what a powerful surge forward!"
……
Flander's face turned ashen, and he gave Yu Xiaogang a cold look.
"This is your good godson!"
"To do something like this on the Soul Arena is a complete disgrace to Shrek Academy!"
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar stared intently at him, as they, like Oscar, valued Shrek Academy's reputation.
Yu Xiaogang was also quite embarrassed. "I'm going to the restroom," he said.
He left behind a single sentence and fled quickly, not daring to linger.
On the Soul Battle Stage, Jiang Liu thought he had dodged the attack, but Tang San slightly turned his body, and the torrent rushed towards Jiang Liu again.
"What a cunning trick!"
Jiang Liu cursed under his breath. In a moment of quick thinking, he threw the three-pointed double-edged sword in his hand towards Tang San.
The three-pointed, double-edged sword bravely forges ahead, rising to the challenge.
"what!"
Tang San suddenly cried out in pain, blood flowing continuously from his buttocks.
The tip of the three-pointed double-edged sword was inserted precisely into the spot where the flow was gushing out, firmly blocking it!
Everyone was stunned; they had actually witnessed something so explosive.
This is the first time something like this has happened in the Soto Arena in all these years.
It's bad enough that it happened, but it was witnessed on the spot.
"Speaking of which, was there some kind of lubricant on this three-pointed double-edged sword? How come it was blocked so easily and so tightly, without any leakage?"
"This is a good weapon, but is it still usable?"
"Wow, this is a soul-searching question!"
On the Soul Battle Stage, Jiang Liu, watching his thrown-out Martial Soul, was also asking himself the same question.
Should I pick it up and use it again?
It's impossible not to feel uncomfortable.
But if I don't use it, I won't have a second martial soul.
That despicable Thousand-Handed Silver Grass is truly disgusting; he actually used such despicable methods.
No wonder they wear masks and use code names; they're probably afraid of getting killed if they go out.
He could only give himself mental suggestions and convince himself.
It's not a big problem; once the martial soul transforms into soul power, it won't bring anything back.
He silently repeated it countless times before finally convincing himself.
However, the one who suffered the most was none other than Tang San.
He was the one who lost face the most, and he was also the one who got hurt.
The intense pain continued to surge, and he stiffly turned his head to look.
It's like it's grown a tail.
As for why I wanted to do that move just now, it was so smooth and seamless, as if I had done it countless times, but it was indeed my first time.
Tang San endured the pain and the nausea.
He reached back with his right hand and forcefully grabbed the three-pointed double-edged sword.
He was really angry with Yu Xiaogang for insisting on giving him such a flavorful meal, and now look what happened, he's lost face so badly!
That lousy meal was worse than I should have eaten at all.
(End of this chapter)
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