Chapter 509 Harry's End

Harry confidently pressed the button on the remote control in his pocket.

In fact, on the stage of the Grand Contest, each contestant can choose a favorite background music to play during the match.

After all, it's a glamorous performance, so background music is normal.

However, once a contestant chooses to play background music, the compatibility between the chosen music and the Pokémon performance will be taken into account by the judges.

In this situation, if the pairing is good, higher scores can be obtained in each performance, but if the pairing is poor, it will greatly increase the difficulty for the contestants to score.

Therefore, contestants usually only attempt this on grand, large-scale celebrations, not on ordinary, lavish events.

But as long as the rules are in place, Harry can take advantage of them.

He directly obtained the broadcasting rights from the studio and is now going to play the recording on stage, which he believes will bring great humiliation to Xiaoyao.

"I worked so hard to record this, so go ahead and embarrass yourself in front of everyone, Haruka!"

The moment she loses her focus, Harry launches a furious counterattack, a truly despicable tactic.

The next moment, a burst of energetic drumbeats erupted, and background music, sounding like farts, echoed throughout the entire venue.

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"What is that?!"

The music, which sounded like the release of the five grains, was occasionally interspersed with shouts and groans that seemed to come from a muscular man stretching.

"Uh ↑ Ah ↓, the night! (philosophical voice), pfft pfft pfft ————"

The audience burst into laughter, and Xiaoyao was completely bewildered by Harry's antics.

"Haha, what did you put here?"

"Oh dear, Harry has chosen to play this kind of thing live—this kind of thing—" Even Vivian, a professional host, was momentarily speechless at these vulgar fart sounds.

In the end, he could only reluctantly squeeze out a word related to the strange music.

"Haha, I really wonder what kind of performance Harry is going to have his Pokémon put on to this music?"

"Ah! This isn't right, this isn't the kind of music it should be! Where's the recording? Where's my recording? I clearly recorded and uploaded it myself!"

Mengge Naiya, who had been acting all gloomy and cool, turned around in horror upon hearing this music.

"Meng GeNai?"


"Damn it, Haruka! How did you do that? The video was supposed to be about how you almost got mistaken for a jellyfish and captured by your own mother when you were a child!"

"Why not? Now I'm the one who'll be embarrassed in front of so many people!"

Ha stomped his feet in a fit of rage, adopting an extremely effeminate posture.

But the frequency of his stomping his feet happened to match the music of his farting, causing another burst of laughter from the audience.

"This match recording might become a legend in the Hoenn Contests world!" said one of the viewers who recorded the match.

Harry's words surprised Xiaoyao.

"Ah! The memory I least want to recall—why are you so familiar with my childhood story about agate jellyfish?"

This is something that only Xiaoyao's family knows.

That was before our busty girl had those two enormous, wicked things. Once, her family came to the beach for a vacation.

Because May was lively and cute at that time, and had not yet started to be afraid of Pokémon.

So she bravely wore a blue swimsuit and a blue swim cap and happily swam at the beach all by herself.

Then Little Haruka was suddenly surrounded by a swarm of agate jellyfish that appeared out of nowhere.

At first, when there were only one or two, Xiaoyao dared to try playing with them, but as the number increased, the appearance of the agate jellyfish was really not flattering.

Little Haruka, still quite young, was surrounded by so many agate jellyfish and finally became frightened, so she quickly called for help from her parents on the beach.

But it might be because her blue swimming cap looked too much like an agate jellyfish in the seawater.

After the cries for help attracted Mitsuko, she saw so many wild agate jellyfish and immediately took out a Poké Ball to knock her precious daughter unconscious.

Throughout the vacation, May was constantly teased about this by the elders traveling with her, which left her with a deep psychological trauma related to Pokémon.

The symptoms gradually subsided after he embarked on a trip with Ash.

"This is something I least want to think about."

At this moment, Xiaoyao suddenly remembered the strange scene of Xiaosheng returning with Harry earlier, and immediately gritted her teeth.

"The only person who could know such private matters and potentially leak them is that brat!"

Suddenly, Xiao Sheng, sitting in the audience, felt a chill on the back of his neck. "What's going on? I have a bad feeling that something terrible might happen."

"Speaking of which, what are those two doing on the battle stage? Ever since that weird music started playing, they've been arguing and haven't been fighting at all."

The audience couldn't easily hear the contestants' conversations on stage, so Xiaosheng could only guess from the expressions between Harry and Xiaoyao at that moment.

But soon he saw his older sister suddenly look at him fiercely and draw her finger across her neck.

"This is terrible! Is my sister going to kill me? What happened to me?"

"Hey, Xiaosheng, good luck to you."

At this moment, Ash shoved the original Harry recording pen he had just listened to into Max's hand, so that he could understand what had happened.

"He was actually tricked by Harry into revealing the most embarrassing childhood story that traumatized Haruka so much with just a few words. What a good brother of Haruka's."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Sheng, puzzled, quickly took the earphones and was immediately shocked upon hearing what he heard.

"Oh, that guy actually recorded it? I thought he was a good person, and I even told him about my sister to comfort him because I used to be afraid of Pokémon too—"

Xiao Sheng originally intended to use her older sister's current excellence to motivate the other party, but she didn't expect her good intentions to be misunderstood.

I can't even imagine how embarrassing it would be for Xiaoyao if Harry played the original recording in front of so many people as originally planned.

But now it's Harry's turn to be embarrassed; the nickname "Farting Harry" will probably stick with him for quite a while.

By this point, Harry had given up entirely. The music for this philosophical aerobics routine was incredibly long and showed no signs of stopping until the end of the match.

"It's really ugly."

To end this nightmare, Harry must defeat May immediately, but there is only half the time left in the game, and his score is less than half.

At this moment, the rhythm of the aerobics seemed to reach its climax, and the sounds of farting and groans from the muscular men became increasingly intense.

On the battlefield, Mengge Naya was completely bewildered by such a sound and looked like she was about to cry.

"Don't cry, Mongolan, you're a cool and bad boy—" Harry was really going all out.

"Let's finish this quickly, Dreamy Naya, take root, and then unleash the most powerful Seed Machine Gun!"

"Bulbasaur, Flower Dance!"

"Meng Gana!"

"Grass!"

The game resumed immediately.

Overwhelmed by the completely unexpected situation, Harry disregarded the circumstances and desperately launched the first attack.

Menggenaiya's feet quickly grew roots that dug into the ground, firmly securing her body.

Then, energy instantly gathered in its empty mouth, and the seed machine gun, like a real machine gun, violently spewed out.

The dense, rain-like bullets instantly covered the plane at the same height as Menggenaiya's head.

But Bulbasaur's Flower Dance is even more powerful.

The pink petals seemed to be about to be overwhelmed by the seed machine gun, but in reality, each petal easily pierced through the barrage like a hot knife through butter, precisely hitting Dreamy Naya.

"pretty!"

"I like this!"

"What a powerful blow!"

Despite the outrageous background music, the three judges were still stirred up by Bulbasaur's Flower Dance.

The Flower Dance released by Bulbasaur was like a torrent of pink petals that instantly swept over Monga.

When all the petals disappeared, Mongnaria collapsed, and Harry's score dropped to zero.

The music finally stopped, and Vivian quickly shouted.

"Great news, everyone! The ultimate winner of this Grand Contest is Haruka!"

Upon hearing this, Xiaoyao immediately ran to the center of the stage and hugged Bulbasaur.

"Yay! Great, Bulbasaur, we won!"

"hastily!"

During the awarding ceremony, Xiaoyao excitedly raised her fourth ribbon medal under the spotlight.

Now she only has one more piece left before the grand celebration.

"Speaking of Harry, where is he? He walked away looking dejected as soon as the match ended, and he was nowhere to be seen at the ceremony either."

After the tournament ended, May, after giving Max a good beating, still asked Ash about Harry's whereabouts.

"What, you want to go and beat him up yourself?"

"No," Xiaoyao waved her hands repeatedly.

"Although Harry tricked me in a very underhanded way, I was only saved from making a fool of myself in front of so many people thanks to you, Ash. But his strength is really amazing."

"I wanted to tell him that if we meet again in the next match, I look forward to him fighting me fair and square."

At this moment, Xiaoyao wore a calm smile, displaying the demeanor of a true master.

"Hmm, what a charming woman. Well, I'll have them pass on the message to Harry."

"Oh, them?"

Seeing that Ash had accidentally let something slip, May immediately exclaimed, "Ash, you didn't send someone to tie Harry up, did you?! You can't do something like that, even for my sake!"

"How could that be? Do I look like the kind of person who would do that kind of thing?"

Harry hasn't broken the law. As the most law-abiding young man in the entire league, Ash would never do anything bad to him.

After all, it wasn't kidnapping, it was hospitality!

At this moment, in a secluded warehouse somewhere in the city.

Musashi and Kojiro were spooning bits of rather shredded energy cubes into Harry's mouth.

"Waaaaah! No! It tastes awful, I'm not eating it!"

The foul-smelling energy cube, ironically, melted instantly in his mouth, leaving Harry, who was tightly bound, with no other option.

But Musashi wasn't about to let him off the hook. "No, sir! This is the grand prize you won as the first customer to win! We operate with integrity; how can we offer a discounted prize?"

"Yes, meow! Although the ingredients used to make these energy cubes look and smell like durian, they don't taste like durian at all. It's amazing! You have to finish them all!"

As she spoke, Meow Meow also picked up a spoon and joined the feeding frenzy.

"Speaking of Musashi, how much stock do you have left?" Kojiro asked, waving his elbow, which was a little sore from feeding the animals.

"There's still a whole truckload left; I've spent all my secret stash of money on this."

"What?!"

Originally, after successfully winning their fifth Ribbon Medal in Musashi, the three of them planned to visit Izabeth during the Grand Contest.

I make some energy blocks on the island as a side job.

There was nothing we could do; those guys were just too good at causing trouble, and they were desperately short of money.

Especially after Musashi began pursuing her path as a Coordinator, spending money on various luxurious outfits became even more difficult, leaving her short of funds.

Unlike Sinnoh, the Hoenn League's Grand Contests don't require all Trainers to wear fancy outfits.

Xiaoyao usually wears her regular clothes to competitions.

But Musashi kept saying things like "a female actress's pride," making Kojiro and Meowth indulge her whims.

There was nothing we could do; they were so attached to each other, so we had to go along with her wishes.

But before the trio could even open their small business on Itzabe Island, Musashi was swindled by a shady merchant and bought a whole truckload of berries that couldn't be used to make Power Cubes.

Even the inventive geniuses Meow Meow and Kojiro were helpless in this situation.

But Musashi simply couldn't accept the fact that he had been swindled out of everything and bought a truckload of junk.

She forced Kojiro and Meowth to help her turn these berries into energy cubes, and the result was, of course, a disastrous mess.

Even though the three of them stayed up all night to work, the energy cubes they made were bitter, astringent, and smelly—absolutely awful.

"This way, it's impossible to sell it to either trainers or Pokémon!"

Just when they were desperate from setting up their stall in front of the Grand Contest Hall, Harry came to their side.

At the time, the effeminate man, who was unwilling to see Xiaoyao so happy and had left the event first with a low mood, saw the three of them selling things with a look of utter despair and immediately had the idea of ​​going over to make things difficult for them to vent his anger.

"What you've done is utter garbage." (The truth)

"Oh ho ho, you can really tell the creator's despicable character just from their work—"

"You can't even make a decent energy cube? How much of a failure must your lives be?!"

After a series of arrogant nitpickings, he was tied up by the enraged trio and Ash, who happened to be passing by.

Harry thus became the first customer of Musashi Power Cube Shop forever.

"Guests, please open your mouths and eat. This is food, after all. Throwing it away would be a crime."

Musashi flashed what she thought was a sweet smile, forcefully pried open Harry's mouth, and shoved another large spoonful into it.

Kojiro followed closely behind, "Guest, your prize is a whole truckload of free junk—no, premium energy cubes! They may not provide a feeling of fullness, but they're very good for your health."

"That's right, although the raw material, the fruit, tastes like poop, it can help with bowel movements. Come on, chew it up big mouthfuls, meow!"

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"I don't want to eat, I want to go home, waaaaah!"

From that day on, Harry never suffered from constipation again for the rest of his life.

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