In Douluo Continent, I am the mastermind behind the scenes.

Chapter 20. The Crazy Girl Wang Dong'er

Despite his anger, Du Weilun forced himself to endure the stench and went into the private bathroom in his office to clean himself up.

He had just turned on the shower when, in the next instant, the water tank in the bathroom suddenly exploded, and all sorts of flying objects instantly filled the entire bathroom. They weren't very harmful, but they were extremely insulting!

ah!!!!!!!

A roar echoed throughout the office building. Almost simultaneously, all the mentors and staff rushed to the scene, enduring the stench, and gathered around to see Du Weilun, who had defecate inside the restroom.

……

The scene shifts to the Dean's office of the School of Foreign Languages, where Du Weilun stands to one side with a wronged expression. Yan Shaozhe, dressed in a black robe, sits behind his desk, staring intently at Li Zhan in front of him.

"Tell me, why did you throw shit into Director Du Weilun's office?"

Faced with Yan Shaozhe's questioning, Li Zhan said with a look of fear, "I like Wang Dong'er. She said... if I do this, she will consider dating me."

Ah this

Yan Shaozhe wasn't stupid; how could he possibly believe such an absurd claim? He quickly waved to the tutor at the door and ordered, "You, go and call Wang Dong'er over here."

"Yes, Dean."

The tutor walked out of the office without looking back.

Ten minutes later.

Wang Dong'er then slowly walked into the dean's office, a faint smile on her pretty face.

"Wang Dong'er, Li Zhan said... that you instructed him to throw excrement into Director Du Weilun's office, is that true?" Yan Shaozhe asked expressionlessly.

Wang Dong'er said calmly, "Dean Yan, you can't say that. Li Zhan's martial soul is excrement, but he didn't throw shit into Director Du's office. He was just practicing his soul skills there..."

Practice soul skills?

Du Weilun couldn't help but say, "Wang Dong'er, you're clearly using a fallacy of logic. You're subjectively assuming you want Li Zhan to throw shit into my office. What does that have to do with practicing soul skills?"

"Where's the evidence?" Wang Dong'er said sarcastically, "Director Du, there's no rule in Shrek Academy's regulations that forbids female students from letting their suitors practice their soul skills in the dean's office late at night, is there? Everything I did was in accordance with the rules. Shrek Academy values ​​freedom, so you can't throw dirty water in my face."

"Dean, Wang Dong'er is getting revenge on me, she's getting revenge on me!" Seeing that he couldn't argue with Wang Dong'er and couldn't hit her, Du Weilun had no choice but to seek Yan Shaozhe's help.

"Revenge? What did you do wrong, Director Du? You're even using the word 'revenge' now?" Wang Dong'er pressed on relentlessly, continuing her sarcastic remarks towards Du Weilun.

"Alright!" Yan Shaozhe slapped the table, his gaze unconsciously falling on Wang Dong'er. "Wang Dong'er, tell me, what happened that made you so angry? Let's solve our problems, what kind of behavior is this, arguing and bickering?"

Wang Dong'er said unhappily, "Well, Huo Yuhao kept pestering me, and when I got annoyed, I made him take off his clothes and dance in front of everyone at the welcome party. But... Du Weilun, that old man, not only didn't address the problem, but also gave me a dressing down, as if it was all my fault."

"I don't care. I'm so pretty, it's normal to have a few 'Contra-level' simps, right?"

Yan Shaozhe: "..."

Li Zhan: ? ? ? ? ?

Du Weilun: !!!

This girl is really... who the hell is she threatening here?

Yan Shaozhe took a deep breath, looked in Du Weilun's direction, and said with a solemn expression, "Du Weilun, this matter... can you handle it?"

"I..." Du Weilun really wanted to say yes, but he was really unsure. He couldn't just prevent Huo Yuhao from getting close to Wang Dong, could he?

If he failed, he was genuinely afraid of being sacked by Wang Dong'er's sycophantic behavior. Judging from the way she was acting, that girl really wanted to do it.

But... he knew Yan Shaozhe's temper. If this matter couldn't be done, he wouldn't need to do it anymore and would be directly pulled to be a mine supervisor.

Thinking of this, Du Weilun gritted his teeth, cupped his hands in a gesture of respect towards Yan Shaozhe, and said, "Dean, please rest assured, leave this matter to me. I will definitely handle it impartially and prevent Huo Yuhao from harassing Wang Dong'er again."

……

Students in the outer academy only have classes in the morning, and the afternoons are free to choose what to do. You can go back to your dormitory to meditate and cultivate, or go to the Soul Arena, Beast Arena, or Training Ground for practical training. In addition, you can pay enough gold soul coins to invite three or five friends to run dungeons. Dungeons are mental spaces, somewhat similar to the Spirit Ascension Platform in Douluo Continent III. The difference is that the NPCs in dungeons are more intelligent and cannot be compared to the stupid low-level soul beasts.

After class, Huo Yuhao wanted to broaden his horizons and see what the body-refining equipment in this world looked like. As soon as he stepped out of the classroom, Du Weilun pulled him aside.

"Huo Yuhao, I need to speak with you. Come with me."

After saying that, without waiting for Huo Yuhao's agreement, Du Weilun grabbed his sleeve and went up the stairs.

"Huo Yuhao, Wang Dong'er reported you to the Dean, saying you harassed her. The Dean has entrusted this matter to me. I advise you, pursuing girls is fine, but don't go too far and don't interfere with their daily lives."

Du Weilun activated his skill – "Fox Borrowing Tiger's Power" – attempting to use Yan Shaozhe's name to intimidate Huo Yuhao.

If it were Huo Yuhao from the original story, he might have been fooled by Du Weilun's actions. But Huo Yuhao's mental age is tens of thousands of years old, and he is a reborn god king. How could he be manipulated by such childish tricks?

Huo Yuhao scoffed, "Director Du, I admit my approach to pursuing Wang Dong'er was a bit extreme, but it was only a bit extreme. It's still far from violating Shrek Academy's rules. Shrek Academy probably doesn't have any explicit rule... prohibiting students from being 'simps,' right?"

ah????????

Upon hearing Huo Yuhao's words, Du Weilun almost choked. You know you're a simp? And you act all proud of it?

Du Weilun said with a serious expression, "Huo Yuhao, this is the Dean's order. He forbids you from getting close to Wang Dong'er. Are you not even going to obey the Dean's orders?"

snort!

Huo Yuhao snorted coldly, his expression unfriendly, and said, "Director Du, don't try to fool me. If it were really Dean Yan's order, wouldn't it have been simpler for him to call me over and inform me? Why would he send you to deliver it?"

"I have only one thing to say: I will never give up pursuing Wang Dong'er."

(End of this chapter)