Apocalypse, then transforming into a magical girl

Chapter 198 What the heck is Santa Claus?!

"Oh, and it shouldn't be baggy pants either! She would never wear something so unsightly!"

Seeing the little green dog give a perfunctory response, the lion laughed while making sarcastic remarks.

"That's not even a problem—" Xia Zhaozhao chimed in.

"The biggest problem is that the shape is completely wrong. Little Green, you simply don't have the talent to be Prometheus," Xia Zhaozhao continued.

"You, with your standard Old God-style drawings, do you really have the right to talk about me like that? — Wait, what the hell is Prometheus?"

Little Green's thoughts paused for a moment. What does this person have to do with the sculpture?

"Wow, you don't even know this? Little Green, you're so clueless!"

Xia Zhaozhao looked at him as if he were a caveman. With her hands on her hips, she began to explain in a confident tone: "He's that great sculptor from the Renaissance period, who later became a painter—I thought your cultural knowledge was very advanced."

"————" Little Green was completely speechless.

"That's Michelangelo! How could you get those two wrong?!"

"Oh! The names are so similar, it's hard not to mistake them!" Xia Zhaozhao suddenly realized.

The names are similar? In what ways?

The only thing their names have in common is that they both contain the character "米" (mi, meaning rice).

"You only know the character for 'rice'? What kind of parasite are you, only good for eating other people's rice?"

Xiao Lü decided not to stoop to the level of this illiterate man.

Then, the lion's laughter rang out at just the right moment. She seemed to be thoroughly enjoying this pointless, tedious conversation.

Once the two had finally calmed down, she slowly continued, "Sigh, it seems you're the kind of office worker whose edges have been worn down by life, leaving you with no imagination."

"Do you really need to see it with your own eyes to be able to carve it?" She smiled and looked at the wolf beside her.

No sooner had he finished speaking than the wolf beside him let out a short cry of surprise.

"Ah!" The child jumped back several steps.

She instinctively wanted to hide behind Xiao Lü, but stopped abruptly halfway through, sensing something was wrong, and ultimately chose a safer distance.

"What the hell is that? I never said I wanted to see it!" Little Green shouted.

"And! Apart from this most important issue, what Shrike-chan said is actually quite correct!"

"After all, there are indeed significant problems with its shape!"

"So, we should definitely start with the simplest-shaped shrike-chan!"

"Huh?" Xia Zhaozhao was furious again.

Little Green also temporarily abandoned verbal communication. Magic surged from within her body and poured directly into the two deformed ice sculptures.

A squeaking, creaking sound emanated from within the ice. Two abstract sculptures merged under the influence of magic, ultimately transforming into a hammer.

The hammerhead is also engraved with the number 100t.

Little Green manipulated it with magic, making it pose with both hands raised above its head.

Very well, I'll use this to gently wake up this completely unreliable senior in front of me.

However, before the hammer could even fall, the lion had already moved.

She used only her intact leg to push off the ground, leaping her entire body backward with incredible speed.

Xiao Lü sighed, feeling that this guy seemed to be a little too carefree.

"—Zhao Zhao, was this guy like this before?"

"No, the lion I knew before is not quite the same as the one now—"

The lion seemed taken aback for a moment after hearing this, but then burst into laughter and said, "Okay, okay, I'm done playing!"

"I want to say, going through all this trouble with you is actually quite effective~"

"Look, what you're doing now is something you never even considered doing before, isn't it?"

"From only being able to create a rough shape like casting with cement, I can now mold pre-formed ice into any shape I want!"

"No, now that I think about it, I don't see how it's going to be of any use."

"It's like a guy who usually only eats instant noodles, who suddenly learns to pour out the broth and make mixed noodles."

"This isn't exactly progress, it's just a change of perspective. We didn't do it this way before because we simply hadn't thought about it that way. Once we did, we were able to do it naturally."

"If you're asking me what practical use it has, I can't think of any."

Xiao Lü truthfully shared her analysis.

"Oh well, we can't force these things," the lion said casually. "You might just suddenly think of it when the situation comes in handy."

Really? However, the biggest use I can think of before is probably to make the ice slides used for transporting goods smoother, saving a little effort.

Alternatively, small spikes could be generated on the ice blocks used for carrying people to prevent slipping.

If I had to be specific, I might be able to create an ice shield with a complex internal structure, but I would need to consult Bai Shuyuan about the specifics. Besides, there's no immediate need for me to use a shield to take hits head-on; under normal circumstances, dodging is the optimal solution.

The conclusion is that it's really not very useful.

"Wait, I've got a brilliant idea!"

"Hands, stretch out!"

Little Green didn't understand, but she did as instructed anyway.

Then, a rusted metal object was solemnly placed into her palm.

"This is the key to my sister's bedroom!"

"As long as you practice a lot, memorize its shape, and can perfectly replicate it with ice, you can go in anytime!"

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"Wait? Are you not satisfied with this?"

Seeing that Little Green didn't react much, Lion seemed a little puzzled.

"Could it be—you like big ones? Well then, here's my room key—"

She took out another key and put it into Xiao Lü's hand.

"—That's not the point."

"Oh, so it's 'magical girls can fly directly in through the window'? But the window might be locked—"

"Who has a security door for their bedroom?!"

She finally couldn't hold back and yelled.

"This is clearly a security door key, and it's completely and utterly rusted! Did you find it in the sewer?"

"Wow! Ephemeral Sauce is so smart!"

"By the way," the lion's voice rang out again, jumping the subject quite a bit, "Speaking of which, Ephemeral-chan, can you make snow?"

"—Snow? I've never tried it." She answered truthfully.

"That won't do, Ephemeral Sauce," Lion said in a tone of exasperation, shaking his head dramatically.

"You're a boy, right? Then you'll become an old man someday."

"If you want to evolve from an old man into Santa Claus, simply making ice isn't enough—you definitely need snow!"

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Little Green fell silent. She had absolutely no idea what to say.

If it weren't for the Shannon counter clearly showing that this despicable woman's information stability was ridiculously high, Xiao Lü might have already decided to use force to tie her up and keep her under strict guard, preventing her from having any contact with any deformed fetuses.

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