Douluo Continent: Reincarnation of Huo Linfei, Illusory Lin Nebula

Chapter 54 Brother Ji? Or a Dead Transvestite?

"Cough cough..."

"Dodoria, His Holiness the Pope has been waiting for you for a long time."

"Hurry up."

Ju Douluo Yueguan arrived in front of us, urging us on.

Actually.

He had been listening in the shadows for a long time.

This was something they had no choice but to do to urge them on.

If Huo Linfei and Miao Tiaojun continue like this, who knows what kind of bad comments might emerge.

"Auntie, please calm down and don't rush things."

Huo Linfei looked at the alluring "woman" in front of him and gestured for her to relax.

"What...what did you call me?"

Yue Guan was stunned, staring blankly at Huo Linfei.

"Uh..." Huo Linfei scratched his head.

Did he say something wrong again?

That's right!

That face, that voice, that figure, that outfit...

She's more womanly than a woman, is that what they call old age?

"Ahem, excuse me."

"That was my mistake, I'm sorry."

"Beautiful lady, you... mmm..."

Miao Tiaojun reacted quickly, covering Huo Linfei's hateful mouth with his hand.

"You stinky brat, Elder Ju is a man!"

"Mmm..."

"What did you say? What?" Miao Tiaojun leaned closer, listening intently.

Huo Linfei frantically winked at him.

"Oh dear!" Slim Jun quickly let go, smiling sheepishly, "Dear Fei, are you alright?"

"You're still alright! I almost suffocated from your suffocation!" Huo Linfei snorted lightly, then looked at Yue Guan.

Yue Guan stared at Huo Linfei with a somewhat unfriendly expression and asked calmly, "Boy, what did you just call me?"

Huo Linfei smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I didn't expect a man to wear such heavy makeup; he's even more feminine than a woman."

"This method, this technique, is good enough to start a training course."

"It's even more exaggerated than plastic surgery..."

He time-traveled again?

Is this still Douluo Continent?

In a place like this, there are even transvestites!

hiss!

Yue Guan was dressed in a long red robe, her features delicate yet beautiful. Her face was heavily made up, with vibrant eyeshadow and lip gloss. Her figure was graceful, more feminine than a woman's. Her long red robe was embroidered with a large chrysanthemum in gold thread.

This appearance...

It's no wonder Huo Linfei would admit his mistake!

Even if it were anyone else, they would admit their mistake, right?

"You stinky brat, just shut up."

Miao Tiaojun sighed.

His brother is great in every way, except he can't get rid of his sharp tongue.

"Elder Ju, Afei didn't mean to say you were a transvestite, please don't take it to heart."

"..."

Huo Linfei rolled his eyes.

"You fatso, when did I ever say he was a transvestite?!"

"Don't slander good people!"

"Huh? Didn't you say that?" Miao Tiaojun scratched his head, suddenly sensing something was wrong.

Oops!

I accidentally blurted out what was on my mind...

Miao Tiaojun timidly glanced at Yue Guan's expression.

Yue Guan's lips twitched a few times.

If it weren't for Bibi Dong taking a liking to Miao Tiao Jun, he would have hung him up and whipped him!

And this mysterious little devil!

Those two wretched brats!

"Ahem..." Dodoria coughed twice, just about to make an excuse for Miao Tiaojun and Huo Linfei.

At this moment, Yue Guan suddenly looked at him and said calmly, "Dodoria, besides teaching students cultivation, you should also teach them how to be a person, how to do things, and most importantly, how to speak!"

"Speaking is an art, and it's the most important thing in life, do you understand?"

Dodoriya swallowed hard, then nodded blankly. "Thank you for your guidance, Elder. I will remember it."

"snort!"

Yue Guan looked at Huo Linfei and Miao Tiaojun and said calmly, "You two, come with me!"

Bibi Dong had already been waiting for a long time, and now this unexpected trouble has arisen!

"When we enter the Papal Palace later, you two better watch your words!"

"Think it over first, consider whether you should say it before you speak!"

"Do you understand?"

Yue Guan turned to look at the two of them.

But Huo Linfei and Miao Tiaojun were nowhere to be seen behind them.

"Brother, you security guards here must have high salaries, right? Do you have social insurance and housing fund benefits?" Huo Linfei touched the armor of a knight in front of him, his eyes shining.

"Salary? Social insurance and housing fund?"

The man looked at Huo Linfei with a surprised expression.

Out of professional ethics, he remained silent.

The moon has arrived.

And he looked quite hostile.

He didn't want to cause any unnecessary trouble.

"You two, did you both hear what I just said?"

Huo Linfei shook his head, looking puzzled.

"This big guy..."

Yue Guan sensed that Huo Linfei was about to address him as "Big Sister," so he spoke first, saying, "My name is Yue Guan, an elder of the Spirit Hall, and a level 95 Title Douluo!"

"Account banned: Chrysanthemum!"

"That's strange..." Huo Linfei thought for a moment and asked, "Brother Ju, is your martial soul a chrysanthemum?"

Yue Guan had assumed that Huo Linfei would address him as Chrysanthemum Douluo, like everyone else, or at the very least, Lord Chrysanthemum…

What is this guy, Brother Ju?

"Well, it's better than Auntie..." Yue Guan sighed inwardly, then said, "That's right, my Martial Soul is the Qirong Tongtian Chrysanthemum!"

Yue Guan made a delicate gesture with her fingers, and a chrysanthemum appeared, along with a charming smile on her face.

"How is it?"

"Isn't my martial soul beautiful?"

Huo Linfei's lips twitched slightly.

She really is a transvestite!

He noticed the chrysanthemum embroidery on Yue Guan's red robe, as well as her effeminate appearance and personality.

This looks like it's been washed away.

Otherwise, how could it be so bizarre?

She looks so convincing as a woman!

She's even more feminine than that shrew Huo Wu!

"Ah Fei, don't let Elder Ju's more womanly appearance fool you, he's actually a real man!" Miao Tiaojun whispered.

"A real man? Are you sure?" Huo Linfei looked doubtful.

"No doubt about it!" Yue Guan snorted coldly, saying indifferently, "I'm even purer than a real man!"

"Stop dawdling and come with me!"

"Ah Fei, let's hurry up," Miao Tiaojun urged. "If we delay any longer, Her Holiness the Pope will be angry. She's petty and easily angered, so we should be careful."

Huo Linfei nodded slightly upon hearing this.

Yue Guan walked ahead, and as a titled Douluo, he almost tripped over his own feet and fell down the steps.

"That's enough, you two!"

Yue Guan's molars clicked as he clenched them.

Damn!

This isn't the way to play! You're risking your life!

Ascending the long staircase and walking along the red carpet, the first thing that catches the eye is the magnificent hall.

In the very center of the hall stands a tall throne, the seat of the Pope.

Looking around, one could see a stunningly beautiful woman sitting on the throne.

She had long, silky, pinkish-purple hair and wore a nine-curved purple-gold crown. Her face was exquisite, with well-defined features yet a touch of gentleness.

Her arched eyebrows resembled a crescent moon, beneath which lay a pair of deep purple eyes. Her eyes seemed to hold a vast starry sky, or a deep, cold pool, sometimes flashing with wisdom, and sometimes revealing a chilling majesty and murderous intent.

Her skin was as white as snow, so delicate it seemed as if it could be broken with a touch, and beneath her high, straight nose were lips that were naturally red.

She was tall and graceful, dressed in a magnificent purple-gold robe embroidered with exquisite patterns. In her slender, jade-like hands, she held a scepter over two meters long.

Below the throne stood a middle-aged man dressed in black armor, his body shrouded in black mist.

The moment Huo Linfei and Miao Tiaojun appeared.

The woman on the throne and the man in black armor both turned their gazes toward each other.

(End of this chapter)