A Stardew Valley farmer came to Gensokyo.

Oh, so you're family.

"Reimu, do you think this family is reliable?" Marisa Kirisame nudged Reimu Hakurei with her elbow, then looked at her strangely, who was in a fighting stance. "Why do you look so excited? Do you also like Natsuki like that Ms. Okunoda?"

“How could that be? I’m a shrine maiden!” Reimu Hakurei retorted loudly, then quickly withdrew the large skewer in her hand and explained, “I was just a little excited when I saw Natsumi suddenly attacked by that demon.”

"Oh~ Oh." Marisa Kirisame nodded suspiciously, but then immediately put the little matter of Reimu Hakurei out of her mind and excitedly gossiped, "Reimu, you still haven't answered me. Tell me, are Natsumi and this ghost lady's family members proper or not?"

"This is the first time I've ever seen my family members so openly and freely in public!"

"You ignorant rat!" Reimu Hakurei shouted at her friend, then quickly added, "Marisa, you're a magician, don't you know that it's normal for family members in the West to kiss each other to show affection?"

"Well, I see." Marisa Kirisame said, somewhat confused, then complained, "I practice Eastern magic, not Western magic, so of course I don't understand it."

"Alice, you're from the West. Is this how the customs are there?" Marisa Kirisame turned her head and asked her enemy.

Alice didn't want to answer Marisa Kirisame's impolite question, but after glancing at Natsumi and Suika Ibuki, she pursed her lips and said softly, "In the West, there is indeed such a custom."

Although it's no longer popular now, and it's not actually a light kiss.

But Alice still spoke, and her heart felt much more at peace because of it.

But the next moment, Alice and Reimu Hakurei held their breath.

Because.

Suika Ibuki is currently holding Miyo Okunoda's hand in one hand and Natsumi's hand in the other, placing their hands together.

"Miyo, will you become my family?" Xia Xun's words made the two of them breathe a sigh of relief.

Family is good, family is good.

Miyo Okunoda was blushing deeply. Looking at Natsumi, who was standing in front of her with a serious expression, and then at Ibuki Sui, who was beaming with joy, she lowered her head.

"Ah."

A soft, deer-like voice emerged.

A smile involuntarily appeared on Xia Xun's face as she met the smug gaze of Ibuki Suika.

I have to admit, Suika is the MVP this time.

As Xia Xun breathed a sigh of relief, he glanced at Alice out of the corner of his eye and saw that she still had an elegant and relaxed expression, which calmed him down.

However, Reimu ended up next to Alice. Are they acquainted?

Even after all this, Reimu is still acting lazy. That's so typical of her.

Chapter 102 New Morning's Farewell

【Spring 3.14】

Collect from level 5 to 6 to unlock the lightning rod, autumn seeds, and the teleportation totem - beach.

Xia Xun woke up precisely at six o'clock in the morning.

Although the skill upgrade had completely restored his body, which had been almost completely drained the night before, he still felt like his bones were soft and mushy.

After all, facing a ghost king thousands of years old who was in high spirits after the seal was broken, Xia Xun, who was still a mortal at the age of eighteen, was really unable to cope.

At this moment, Xia Xun was extremely grateful that he had cheated, otherwise, let alone building a harem, he wouldn't have been able to handle even one Ibuki Suika.

Moreover, this was before the two even entered the real combat phase, as their physical differences were too great.

"Ugh~"

A cute murmur came from my arms, and my soft body unconsciously rubbed against her.

Xia Xun gently rubbed her head, picked her up from her arms, laid her flat, and carefully tucked her in.

After quietly getting up and dressing, he turned around, bent down, and placed a kiss on the girl's smooth forehead before pushing open the door and going out to prepare breakfast.

squeak-

The sound of a door closing softly rang out.

Ibuki Suika, who should have been sound asleep, suddenly opened her eyes, looked at the empty side of the bed, and touched her still warm forehead with a sense of loss.

"She's already striking such a cute pose," she muttered softly, rolling halfway around in the blanket. "Could it be that Xia Xun has lost interest in me? Waaah~"

Completely oblivious to her own appetite, the demon girl, who was imagining things out in her mind, bit the corner of the blanket, pretended to be sad for a moment, and then wrapped herself up like a silkworm cocoon. Within a few minutes, she fell back into her dreams.

Half an hour later.

Xia Xun returned to her bedroom covered in the smell of smoke and fumes, and couldn't help but chuckle when she saw the bulging ball of blankets on the bed.

"You've started fidgeting in your sleep again," he said softly, gently lifting the corner of the blanket.

A snow-white, delicate kitten rolled out of the loose blankets, its golden hair disheveled, its sleeping face serene.

"Good morning, Suika." Xia Xun sat down on the edge of the bed and poked her slightly flushed cheek with her fingertip. "It's time to get up and have breakfast."

"Ah~~" Ibuki Suika opened her small mouth and let out a long yawn. Her misty eyes slowly focused and a smile spread across them. "Good morning, Natsumi."

She sat up naturally, tilted her chin up, and looked like she was waiting for something.

Xia Xun readily agreed and lowered his head to give her a light peck on her moist lips.

Just as he was about to pull away, a small hand suddenly pressed against the back of his neck, deepening the kiss.

A few minutes later, Xia Xun finally broke free, panting, with the lingering aroma of wine still on her lips.

Ibuki Suika, however, looked completely satisfied, licking her lips with a smug grin like a cat that had just stolen some cream: "Thank you for the meal~"

She suddenly turned her head and waved towards the door: "Meixiao's here too? Want to try Xiaxun's flavor? It's really good!"

"You little devil, don't corrupt my Miyo." Xia Xun helplessly rubbed Ibuki Suika's head with his hand, then reached out and ruffled her long hair into a bird's nest.

Suika Ibuki's face instantly puffed up like a pufferfish's, glaring at him angrily as she frantically straightened her hair.

Xia Xun turned around and looked at Okunoda Miyo, who had been standing in the room at some point, and said with a light laugh, "Good morning, Miyo."

His gaze swept over the girl before him; her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were moist, and she was as shy as a ripe cherry, making one want to savor her.

Xia Xun stepped forward, naturally putting his arm around her waist, and tentatively lowered his head—

Miyo Okunoda froze, feeling her heart pounding faster and faster.

As she watched the handsome face gradually approach, she involuntarily closed her eyes, her long eyelashes trembling slightly, her heart filled with sweet anticipation.

The soft, moist touch landed on my lips like a dragonfly skimming the water, yet it sent electric currents coursing through my entire body.

A tingling sensation spread from her spine, causing Okunoda Miyo's legs to go weak and she could barely stand. She could only cling to Natsumi's shoulder.

They parted after a single kiss.

The two locked eyes, their breaths mingling, the air thick with a cool, burning heat.

"I...I made breakfast," Miyo Okunoda said in a barely audible voice, her ears burning red. "Let's eat some together."

"Mmm." Xia Xun's voice was slightly hoarse, her heart still pounding wildly in her chest.

"So this is how humans fall in love~" Ibuki Suika rested her chin on her hands, tilted her head, and her golden eyes were full of curiosity. "They're so shy and hesitant, completely different from us oni."

Her relationship with Xia Xun was completely different; after all, she was the Ghost King, possessing boundless desires and a ruthless nature.

This hesitant and awkward manner is completely unsuitable for her.

As for Xia Xun's heart, she had already successfully stolen the one that belonged to her last night.

Now, what she looks forward to even more is a truly exhilarating battle that will belong to the two of them once he is physically strong.

Thinking of this, Ibuki Suika licked the corner of her lips and stared intently at Natsumi.

His first time must be hers; no one else can take it from him!

Suddenly, Xia Xun felt a chill on the back of her neck, and a phantom pain seemed to emanate from her waist.

No, strengthening Yan Dou's blessing also needs to be added to the agenda, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

Breakfast consisted of simple white porridge, sandwiches, and fried meatballs.

The three of them sat around the table and finished their meal while chatting.

Xia Xun and Okunoda Miyo cleaned up the dishes together, and then they went out side by side.

"You've worked hard, come home early tonight." Miyo Okunoda looked up and gently reminded him.

"Meixiao, don't overwork yourself." Xia Xun smiled and ruffled her hair, then turned towards the farm. "I'll head over there now."

The two smiled at each other and were about to say goodbye when a small hand tugged at their sleeves.

Suika Ibuki tilted her head up, her eyes full of expectation: "What about me? Why didn't I get a goodbye?"

Xia Xun and Okunoda Miyo were both taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"Suika... do you work somewhere?" Xia Xun couldn't help but complain.

"I don't care! I don't care!" Suika Ibuki puffed out her cheeks, tugged at the two men's clothes and swayed back and forth, acting spoiled and coquettish.

Most of the time, she still likes to show her childlike side.

"Yes~yes." The two smiled at each other and each leaned down to kiss her on the left and right cheeks.

Ibuki Suika was finally satisfied, and waved vigorously with a smile: "Then good luck with your work!"

After saying that, she skipped and hopped away, her figure quickly disappearing at the alley entrance.

Seeing her walk away, Xia Xun turned back and couldn't help but kiss Okunoda Miyo's lips before turning and walking towards Stardew Valley Farm.

Okunoda Miyo touched her lips blankly, her cheeks still flushed, and wandered towards the Minato-tei in a daze, her steps even a little unsteady.

In the distance, at a corner of the alley, a cloud of mist quietly condensed, transforming back into the figure of Suika Ibuki.

She rested her chin on her hand, frowning thoughtfully: "I feel like I should find something to do, otherwise it's weird to be the only idle person at home."

This morning's family-style farewell left her feeling inexplicably itchy.

"Why don't we go see what it's like for Xia Xun to work?" Ibuki Suika's eyes lit up, and her figure vanished into mist again, silently following in Xia Xun's footsteps.

Meanwhile, Xia Xun, walking on the edge of the field, was carefully examining the new blueprint unlocked this morning after her skill upgrade—the Teleport Totem - Beach.

In Stardew Valley, this is a convenient way to travel between the beach and the farm, but in Gensokyo, which coast will it teleport you to?

Xia Xun was filled with curiosity, but the only problem was that the materials needed to make it were coral.

However, there should still be coral in Gensokyo, right? After all, coral has been widely used as a decorative treasure since ancient times.

"However, before making the beach totem, I need to prepare the farm totem first," Xia Xun muttered to himself. He didn't want to lose everything in Gensokyo because of a moment of curiosity.

P.S.: Seriously, they're vetting virgins, even kissing gets me vetted.

—Author's Note—

P.S.: I'll only write about Gensokyo, nothing else, so don't overthink it.

Chapter 103 The one who controls the cucumber controls the kappa

We arrived at the farm.

Xia Xun found today to be exceptionally lively.

Not only were there a group of kappa cheering on the ridge of the field, but the pre-arranged Youmu Konpaku had also arrived, and even Ran Yakumo had come again.

Tsk tsk, there are too many monks and not enough meat.

Xia Xun muttered to herself, naturally knowing the reason.

That is, some of the crops on the farm have ripened again.

However, this time it seems like I, the farmer, am not able to keep any of my crops.

Xia Xun couldn't help but sigh at the happy dilemma of his farm's crops selling too well.

"The cucumber god is here!"

The first to notice Xia Xun's arrival were the eagerly awaiting kappa. Upon seeing the figure they had been longing for, they cheered with joy.

Then they surged toward Xia Xun with a whoosh, surrounding him completely, chattering rapidly.

"Great Cucumber God, I have been devoutly praying and building temples every day, so could you please grant me a delicious cucumber?"