Damn it, something's wrong with the gacha I got.

After the command is issued, the extraction prompt reappears.

Congratulations! You've won a Meow Meow Stick!

【Item: Meow Meow Stick】

[Function: Simply point the cat wand at the target, and the target will become an adapted cat, reducing its attack power by 90%]

[Note: This effect lasts for seven days]

"Meow Meow Stick?"

The next moment, a rather bouncy stick appeared in Chen Bai's hand, with a pink pom-pom decoration at the top, which looked quite ordinary.

"But what would I use this thing for? To turn the antimatter legion into cats... Well, at least it would greatly reduce the aggression of those monsters."

Although it's not a laser cannon or anything like that, turning the target into a cat at least reduces the damage the target will cause to you.

Besides, those antimatter legions were all ugly, so they would look much better as cats.

Chapter 9 It turns out that Aha is a little black pig.

Holding a meow stick, Chen Bai continues his pioneering journey through the star corridor of the simulated universe.

The metal corridor gleamed with a cold, faint light, making his footsteps stand out clearly in the open space.

Just around the corner, in a small, enclosed space no bigger than a cabin, the figure of a trampling creature appeared out of nowhere.

Its enormous body almost filled the small area, and its jagged shell gleamed with an ominous, eerie light.

The moment it spotted Chen Bai, the sensory organs embedded in its ferocious head instantly locked onto the target, and its four hunting hooves suddenly exerted force, charging towards him with an insane and destructive momentum!

The metallic ground groaned shrilly beneath their hooves, as if the air in the cramped space had been instantly sucked out.

Faced with this thunderous charge, Chen Bai remained remarkably calm.

He didn't even take a step back. He simply raised the futuristic-looking meow stick, which seemed completely out of place with the surrounding technology, and waved it lightly at the raging beast like a magical girl on stage.

"Turn into a cat!"

The clear chant echoed in the cabin. As the last note faded, a dazzling yet gentle pink light suddenly burst forth from the top of the Meow Meow Stick, surging out like a tide and instantly engulfing the charging tramp.

The intense light dispelled the coldness of the space, casting the massive, powerful, and destructive figure into an almost dreamlike filter.

As the light faded, a gray cat pounced over and began stomping on Chen Bai's feet with its tiny paws.

Chen Bai grabbed the trampling cat and lifted it up.

"Tsk tsk, who would have thought that the Antimatter Legion turning into cats is actually quite cute? Cats really are the cutest creatures in the world!"

Chen Bairao watched the snarling, clawing cat in front of him with interest.

He was also surprised, not expecting that data life in the simulated universe could also turn into a cat.

It seems that the effects of this meow stick are not limited to real organic and inorganic matter.

It feels a bit like the Monkey King charm of the Holy Lord, which can turn anything into a cat anytime, anywhere.

This feeling is amazing!

If that's the case, then we don't need to be afraid of either elite monsters or regular monsters in the simulated universe!

Hehehe~

Thus began Chen Bai's monster-hunting journey.

When they encounter an anti-matter army, they simply turn these ugly things into cute cats, which look much more pleasing to the eye.

Soon, a large army of antimatter cats appeared behind him.

Although these cats weren't very well-behaved, it didn't stop Chen Bai from transforming into the Stone Stone Goddess and bringing them long-lost care.

"Cats are born to be eaten by me!"

So Chen Bai instantly transformed into a cat-obsessed maniac, much like a patient who had just escaped from a mental hospital, embarking on an unforgettable cat-petting spree.

......

After a long while, countless cats lay sprawled on the ground, unable to move as if their bones had been removed.

They occasionally let out weak whimpers, having exhausted even the strength to lift their paws. Their round eyes lost focus, filled with a lifeless whiteness, making them look like a group of plush toys that had been completely drained.

In contrast, Chen Bai was beaming, licking his lips with lingering satisfaction.

He stretched leisurely, his joints making a crisp sound, exuding a lazy, satisfied aura. This unique "cat feast" truly left him completely content.

Just as Chen Bai was about to turn around and leave the area, a sudden change occurred.

A burst of indescribable laughter suddenly erupted in my ears.

The sound seemed to be woven from hundreds of different voices, including the innocent laughter of children, the unrestrained laughter of adults, and also some eerie snickers and strange howls.

They overlapped, rolled, and collided, as noisy and jarring as boiling water, or like thousands of flies buzzing inside the skull, making one dizzy and disoriented.

Immediately afterwards, a huge black shadow appeared out of thin air and silently approached the devil's eyes.

The shadowy figure had no fixed shape, like thick ink that kept rolling and twisting, while around it, countless masks with different expressions flew around like satellites.

These strange faces display a wide, ear-splitting laugh, heart-wrenching sobs, furious rage, and an empty, blank stare...

They spun and collided, emitting all sorts of bizarre laughter, creating a strange and unsettling scene.

Suddenly, one of the laughing masks went off track, as if thrown by an invisible hand, and came straight at Chen Bai's face!

"What the hell is this thing?" Chen Bai frowned, alarm bells ringing in his mind.

Although he didn't understand why, his intuition told him that he must not let this strange thing get close to him.

In a flash, he almost instinctively swung the Meow Meow Stick in his hand.

The stick, which looked like a toy, streaked through the air and precisely struck the incoming mask.

There was no earth-shattering roar, only a series of faint, soft thuds, like dough being kneaded and deformed.

The menacing mask twisted and deformed in the blink of an eye, finally settling into a cat-face mask with round eyes, a curved mouth, and a somewhat silly look.

"Hahaha..." The boisterous laughter erupted again, louder and more frenzied than before.

"Aha's mask turned into a cat! Aha is so embarrassed! Hahaha! This is hilarious! Hilarious! So hilarious!"

Ah?

Chen Bai was suddenly stunned, his arm holding the stick frozen in mid-air.

This name… he quickly searched his memory.

By the way, Dan Heng had mentioned to him during a casual chat before that there were some mysterious star gods in the universe, one of whom was in charge of the fate of [pleasure], and his name was - Aha!

How could He...

and many more!

This is a simulated universe, or rather, a simulated Aha.

"Hey, you must be the kid from outside. I didn't expect there to be such fun stuff in this virtual world. By the way, what's with this cat-meow stick? How can it turn my mask into a cat?"

The next second, a miniature version of Aha appeared in front of Chen Baimian, snatched the meow stick from his hand, and looked at it with great interest.

Then He suddenly grinned and shouted at Chen Bai with the Meow Meow Stick, "Transform for me!"

A few minutes later, a crow flew by.

"Huh? What's going on? Change it! Is it broken?"

Aha shook the meow stick in his hand and then tapped his mask, looking puzzled.

"Don't waste your time, this thing of mine is ineffective against me. But since you're already here, I'll turn you, the God of Joy, into a cat too."

Since it's just a simulation of Aha, it doesn't matter what he wants to do.

After Chen Bai thought of this, his courage suddenly grew.

Then, taking advantage of Aha's inattention, she snatched back the Meow Meow Toy and waved it at the simulated Aha: "Become Aha Meow!"

The next second, after the white light faded.

A chubby black cat wearing a red mask appeared.

"Have I turned into a cat?"

Chapter 10 Black Tower: I don't care what's so great about you

At the same time, simulate the universe outside.

Black Tower's gaze remained fixed on the light screen in front of the control panel, the jumping data stream illuminating her expressionless face.

Most of her attention was focused on the side with the star.

The gray-haired girl was proceeding with the testing process according to the pre-set instructions.

Everything seemed to be going according to plan, but then the unexpected happened.

It's a [protected] Cripper!

The arrival of this unexpected visitor caused a sharp glint to flash in Black Tower's eyes.

She leaned forward slightly, her fingertips flying across the control panel, ready to capture and record all the data fluctuations of this ancient star god.

This is undoubtedly an extremely valuable variable in this test.

However, before the smile that had just appeared on her lips could fully open, the piercing alarm shattered the tranquility of the control room.

"Beep—Beep—Abnormal fluctuation! Source: Test Unit 2!"

Black Tower's brows furrowed suddenly, and his sharp gaze shifted to another split screen.

In the image, Chen Bai's testing area was now stained with an extremely ominous, pulsating crimson. It was not pure energy aura, but a huge and eerie shadow formed by countless twisted, grotesque red masks stacked and intertwined.

"...[pleasure]?"

The Black Tower was both surprised and unsurprised by Aha's appearance.

Because the path of pleasure is completely unpredictable, if Fengrao and the Fool were to stand together, she would definitely want to give a diamond to that group of pleasure-seekers.

However, she also wondered if it was Ahha's own consciousness that had invaded the simulated universe.

After all, such a thing has happened before.

"I didn't expect him to be able to attract Aha's attention. Let me see what happened?"

Black Tower was very much looking forward to it and prepared to record the data that followed.

But the next moment, the Black Tower witnessed the most shocking scene in history.

In the split-screen view, the tester named Chen Bai pulled out a strange object resembling a cat toy from who-knows-where.

The object appeared comical and harmless, but its surface was covered with distorted ripples that even she couldn't fully decipher at the moment.

What she found even more unbelievable was that Chen Bai just waved at the aha in a playful manner.

Then... a small cat appeared, completely black except for a miniature smiling mask on its face.

Even more sinister, Chen Bai actually reached out without hesitation and began to wantonly rub and knead the little cat.

With a sickly smile on his face, he muttered the outrageous statement, "Aha, little kitten, you're about to be eaten by me."

"Hahaha—this is hilarious! Aha has been turned into a cat, and Aha is even being petted!"

A burst of chaotic laughter, transcending spatial limitations, suddenly erupted.

Countless screens monitoring the simulated universe were instantly covered by a blinding red warning, a series of ominous sparks erupted on the control panel, and a piercing overload alarm tore through the air.

The massive simulated universe program was smoking under its own weight.

"Oh no! My data!" Black Tower's expression changed, and he quickly started operating the system.

While she was urgently trying to save the data, she also managed to log the two people out of the game.

Fortunately, after some effort, Chen Bai and Xing Mei were finally forced to log out.

However, the simulated universe has also stopped working, and it will probably need to be repaired for a period of time before it can be restarted.