Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

"..."

Fine, I'll wear it.

Aren't you wearing one?

"I'm not going to fight."

"...?" Huang Quan finally showed some displeasure.

Are you really not going to wear it?

"...I won't wear it."

"Combat experience cannot be improved without actual combat experience."

Huang Quan tore the black silk open as if it were paper.

"Since you want to learn martial arts, this is the path you must take."

Huang Quan isn't against the idea of ​​someone wearing black stockings to fight.

But you, the one who proposed this, want to stay out of it... Huang Quan was a little unhappy about that.

"Isn't that impossible?"

To Huang Quan's surprise, Liu Bai accepted it very easily.

"Gouge out a couple of eyes, slash a mouth... is that enough?"

"..." Huang Quan looked at Liu Bai's incredibly smooth movements and didn't know what to say.

"Looking at it this way, the two of us really look like a pair of weirdos."

Huang Quan: "..."

Seeing Liu Bai's seemingly excited expression, Huang Quan really didn't know what to say.

Ah... I didn't think so before, but now that I see it, it seems Mr. V's brain really does have some kind of problem, doesn't it?

It might be even more serious than what I've experienced.

After all, I've started to recover...

"...There's no need for those strange things. Can we set off now?"

"You two get out of here!"

Natasha, now dressed in her pajamas, was already shooing the two people away, pushing them from behind.

I didn't think much of it when it was mentioned before, but now that I see two people wearing their own black stockings over their heads... I can't help it, I have an urge that's somewhere between "wanting to crawl into a hole" and "killing them to cover it up."

"Oh, right, the fish soup is in the pot. You can close the pan now while frying the fish. Remember to turn off the range hood..."

"Shut up! Are you some kind of old hag?"

"Ugh, really." With a bang, the door slammed shut, and two grotesque figures dressed in cloaks and black stockings were kicked out of the house.

"I think this is the normal reaction."

Although Huang Quan's tone became more varied.

"She's no normal person at all... Never mind, saving lives is the priority, let's go. Thank you, Huang Quan, I'll show you the way."

...Is this the second time?

It feels like even the underworld is becoming my "ride".

"clear."

Huang Quan also put aside his distracting thoughts, picked up Liu Bai, and jumped down the stairs.

Eden: "..."

Eden, who was about to go out to the supermarket to buy groceries, was startled by two black-stockinged, hooded perverts who suddenly jumped down from upstairs.

No, it's one thing to have two perverts, but the real problem is that one pervert is carrying the other in a princess carry.

Do perverts also engage in strange play?

And why is it a cloak paired with black stockings and a hood?

Eden, a part-time fashion designer, felt like his brain had been hit.

"And that speed is so fast... he jumped onto the roof in no time."

Is this some kind of superhuman monster?

No, wait a minute...

Eden rested his chin on his hand, lost in thought.

"Judging from the voices... it sounds like Liu Bai and Miss Huang Quan?"

Or... should we consider moving?

…………

Inside the locked-down neighborhood.

"Finally caught you, Yelan."

"Forehead……"

Completely restrained, Yelan looked at Theresa, whose little face was full of anger, and for a moment she didn't know what to say.

However, Theresa didn't hesitate as much.

Judah slammed his fist on the ground, and Theresa, her face contorted with rage, questioned Yelan:

"Tell me, why did you send Kiana out to destroy the Honkai source?"

"She asked for it herself."

Ye Lan looked distressed.

"You don't know your girl, she gets itchy all over after staying in one place for half an hour."

"Um...this..."

Theresa's anger vanished instantly.

Kiana... that's definitely her nature.

However, Theresa regained consciousness the next moment.

"No! Kiana said you asked her to go!"

When she does something bad, does she say that she did it herself?

"..."

Holy crap, I can't argue with that.

Theresa's eyelids twitched.

This would be utter nonsense for anyone else, but for Kiana...

"How dare you! Do you think I'm that easy to fool? Kiana would never lie to me!"

Theresa was starting to lose confidence.

How could I possibly lie to her?

Um... actually, she and Bianca are the easiest to fool in the family.

But Theresa's intuition told her that Nightlan was definitely a problem and not a good person.

"That's the truth," Ye Lan said, looking wronged. "I had no idea such a thing happened."

"Ha! You've given yourself away, haven't you? Kiana was missing for a day, how could you possibly..."

“I went on a date with a man yesterday.”

"Cough! Cough cough—!"

Theresa almost choked on her own saliva.

Rita, who had been wearing a polite expression the whole time, also started to look strange.

After all, they had met once before, and Rita had guessed something after seeing that the Night Orchid Shawl was gone.

But... wait, could it really be true?

"You can't expect me to keep an eye on your mischievous son during our date, can you?"

"Yeah...yes."

Theresa wiped her mouth.

"No! You're just holding a position without doing your job! You're neglecting your duties!"

"Ah...it's because I have a man...Oh, sorry, Theresa-chan probably wouldn't understand, right?"

"Who doesn't understand! No, it's just a man, right? I've known more men than a young girl like you has ever seen in her entire life!"

Theresa looked defiant.

Theresa possesses both the mindset of a young girl and the mindset of a single woman.

"Mmm." Ye Lan gave a dismissive look, as if she were just giving a child a perfunctory answer.

"Ugh..." Theresa pressed Judas's small hand harder and harder, "The one who attacked her was Yae no Miko, you know her, right!"

"Yes, I know him, but I'm definitely not as familiar with him as you are."

You, a big shot from the Far East branch, are asking me, a Chinese person, if I know the Great Priestess of the Far East Inazuma Group.

That's a strange thing to say, isn't it?

Theresa felt incredibly awkward under Yelan's gaze once again.

Ye Lan continued her pursuit: "Don't you know who the attacker is? How can you blame me for this?"

"Lady Theresa, things have come to this, please release them."

Rita tried to persuade her from the side.

"After all, your current behavior could have diplomatic repercussions."

"No, my intuition tells me that there is definitely something wrong with Yelan."

"Please don't be willful."

Rita said she hates intuitive people the most—except for her own captain.

Okay, Theresa is cute, so we can reluctantly exclude her.

“I’m going to be unreasonable.” Theresa began to refuse to reason with anyone. “Even if she went on a date with a man, it was her fault for being irresponsible first! Who else should I confront but her? Let Cecilia or Ningguang come and ask me for her!”

Her grandfather is Otto, and she has Karen above her, so what if she's being unreasonable!

"It seems this can't be resolved peacefully."

A cold male voice came from the roadside.

Two people dressed in black cloaks and wearing...black stockings appeared in everyone's sight, and the Undying Blade team members around them had already silently fallen to the ground.

"...A comedian?"

Theresa almost couldn't help but laugh when she saw the black hair on the other person's head.

However, upon seeing the fallen Undying Blade team member at the opponent's feet, his expression turned serious.

"Rita, see, I told you Yelan wasn't a good person, didn't I?"

"You're turning the tables! It was you who took Lord Yelan hostage first. We came here to rescue Lord Yelan."

The masked man who spoke in a male voice took out a... salted fish from under his cloak?

"...So he really is a comedian?"

"No, judging from the tone... is she one of your subordinates, Ms. Yelan? An intelligence agent from Liyue?"

Rita's tone was ambiguous, almost mocking.

"I... ah, this... um..."

Ye Lan looked at the two bastards opposite her and really didn't know what to say.