Honkai Impact 3rd, but I have too many mods.

[Effect: Charm level +2 (will not exceed the cap), making it easier to gain favor with elite individuals]

"You look pretty much the same no matter what you wear."

Natasha straightened Liu Bai's collar.

"But this outfit does look better on me?"

"So you're an elite person after all, sis."

"Huh? What do you mean? Sarcasm?"

Natasha raised an eyebrow, not understanding what Liu Bai meant.

"Yi, what's the detail? It's just a question about clothes; go out and think about it." Liu Bai waved his hand. "Speaking of which, let me take a look at those few resumes?"

"Let's go, let's walk and look around."

Natasha took her resume out of the folder.

"There are three in total... Let me see the names... Danzhu, Cangxuan, and Klein. All three of them graduated from prestigious universities. Gray Serpent has a good eye for talent... Heh, that seems a bit redundant."

Ultimately, her success is thanks to Gray Snake's ability to judge people.

"Hey... in the group chat, is the content of this resume really accurate? Especially this one, Cang Shixuan, didn't she used to work in computers?"

Si~

"Maybe what our family needs is a computer expert?"

"Isn't there still the gray snake? Besides, this person was kicked out, okay?"

"The pastry chef can barely accept it."

"You're just seeing that she's a pretty girl, aren't you?"

Natasha glanced at Cang Xuan's photo and his height and weight data.

Well, while calling her a loli isn't quite right, she's definitely a petite young girl.

"Oh... there's also a note from Gray Snake saying that the reason she was kicked out was suspected of academic bullying, which makes more sense, although her major is still not relevant."

Once inside the elevator, Liu Bai pressed the button for the 12th floor.

"But there must be a reason why Gray Snake didn't eliminate her."

Isn't this Mebius's three assistants?

Two are dragging the team down, and one is working overtime.

"Danzhu is the same, her major is not relevant... She and Cangxuan are twins. It seems that only Klein has a relevant major and has experience working in a biological laboratory. She also resigned normally."

It seems like... this one doesn't need to be selected anymore?

It's obvious who should be chosen from these people.

"I want them all," Bai decided.

"...?"

"Neither Gray Serpent nor the Doctor said they would only hire one assistant, right?"

Liu Bai looked at Natasha, who had a completely incomprehensible expression, and began to explain.

With three rare characters in front of you, how could you not choose to have them all?

"And this resume wasn't given to you by Gray Serpent, but by the Doctor. What does that mean?"

"...Does this mean that the Venerable One has already chosen her assistant?"

Natasha was starting to realize what was going on.

Liu Bai nodded: "That's right. Under normal circumstances, the doctor would have directly announced the three of them as hired, but because of me—although I'm a little flattered—they had an extra interview process."

“…You guys are all so cunning.” Natasha pouted resignedly. “Now I know why I’m still a nobody.”

Of the three headquarters cadres, Gray Serpent goes without saying. Even Natasha doesn't know how many intelligence networks Gray Serpent has, or where the shadow of World Serpent has lurked.

Although Jackal has consistently performed poorly, she has genuinely built a world-class pharmaceutical company. The mixed reviews from the outside world are a minor issue; her business acumen far surpasses her strategic brilliance.

She just drifts through life, occasionally going on missions as a henchman, and there's not much diplomatic need for her.

If I continue like this, I'll end up like that marginalized person, Night Owl.

Well, if you really want to say she's just coasting along, at least she's still "raising" Bai.

...Who is raising whom?

There's always this feeling that I'm being raised like a "caged canary."

Although the description of her as a little princess is somewhat embarrassing compared to her established persona...

"We've reached the twelfth floor. Which way do we go next?"

"Follow me."

Natasha banished the somewhat embarrassing thoughts from her mind and headed towards the interview room.

After turning two corners, Liu Bai soon saw three girls sitting on a bench outside... well, at least they were all petite girls.

As for age, these three are all working professionals, so they can't be younger than me.

"Are you two the interviewers?"

The girl in red with long hair greeted the two people who were walking towards her.

"Hmm." Natasha nodded faintly, looking like she didn't want to say anything more.

Liu Bai smiled at the other person.

Anyway, having feelings for a lesbian isn't illegal.

[Danzhu's Favorability: 16]

"Hey sis, one of the interviewers is a handsome guy!"

"Danzhu, don't you have no feelings for the three-dimensional world?" The girl in white, who looked about 80% like him, tilted her head.

Who doesn't like beautiful things?

"That's understandable."

"Yes, yes!"

The green-haired girl sitting next to the two sighed.

These sisters... are so noisy.

"Ahem, Danzhu, Cangxuan, and Klein, please come in together."

Liu Bai's voice came from inside the room.

"Huh? The three of us together? Are we going to have a big showdown? A physical battle or a battle of wits?"

"It looks like a battle of wits, Miss Danzhu," the green-haired girl next to her couldn't help but remark.

“Miss Klein, you’re so boring. Don’t you think it’s interesting that this interview suddenly turns into the ‘World’s Greatest Martial Arts Tournament’?”

"...Are we here to apply for the position of lab assistant?"

Klein fell into deep self-doubt.

Why am I with this person?

And there were only three people in total for this interview?

Did I accidentally step into a trap? Did I end up with a job that nobody wanted?

But after asking around, everyone said that Shencheng Pharmacy is a good place, and it seems that quite a few people were eliminated in the preliminary selection...

"The hunting material assistants are probably not just experimental assistants, are they? Maybe we'll be injected with drugs the moment we go in. Struggling, our consciousness gradually fades into darkness. When we wake up again, we're surrounded by a deserted rainforest, and explosive collars are around our necks. And our target is..."

As Danzhu drifted off into her reverie, Cangxuan silently took Danzhu's small hand in his.

boom--!

"You're having too many delusions."

A shoulder throw.

"...Ouch, ouch, ouch! Just like this. If it were the World Martial Arts Tournament, I think my sister might be able to win."

"..."

Did I really choose the wrong job?

No, if I look at it from another angle, maybe I can easily get this job?

Klein's expression was somewhat subtle.

For a moment, he didn't know whether it was a good thing or a bad thing that he was competing against these two clowns.

"Let's go, let's go, don't keep the interviewer waiting."

Klein took the lead, while maintaining a certain distance from the two behind him.

I don't want to get involved.

Cangxuan dragged Danzhu behind.

The three entered the room and took their seats in turn.

"Well, let's get straight to the point. These three are the most qualified candidates our company has selected. The next question is not an exam, but a final confirmation of their attitude."

Eh?

The words of the "chief interviewer" Bai surprised all three people present.

"Um... do you mean this interview isn't an elimination process?"

Klein raised his hand in disbelief to ask a question.

"Yes, all three of your resumes are very good. The assistant position is not limited to one person, so we are willing to hire three people at the same time."

Liu Bai nodded.

Upon hearing this, Klein's expression instantly became complicated.

This means... as long as the attitude is okay, I'll be working with these two clowns next to me from now on?

Klein looked at the two people beside her whose eyes had already lit up, and felt a deep sense of unease about her future.

But are we backing down now?

Do not make jokes.

Finding a job that matches your major these days is not easy... If I can't find a job, I, a top student, will have to set up a street stall to sell sweet potatoes.

"Sister! We don't need to sell sweet potatoes anymore!"

"I would never sell myself, only if it's you."

Ah... are these two people in a similar situation to me?

"Speaking of the three of you, please be quiet."

Liu Bai tried his best to look serious—just how poor were these three children?

"Next, I'd like to ask: have any of you been working continuously?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"completely fine!"

"I will leave the work to Danzhu."

...They're so enthusiastic.

…………

[Mebius's favorability rating: 4648]

[World Snake's Favorability: 4648]

"Is this the reason for recruiting all three?" After listening to Liu Bai's report, Mebius glanced at the three people following behind Liu Bai. "Trying to cheat and shirk responsibility, fine. Since it was your decision, you guinea pig, I won't say anything more."

Ha, women, they act all unhappy even when they're actually happy inside.

"I...I can't believe my eyes, can I? You...you're Dr. Möbius?" Klein was completely stunned the moment she saw Möbius. "Weren't you the one who died in the plane crash while attending the seminar...?"