It's so difficult to get out of the game
Positive Wedge Brief Introduction Various Versions
<Genuine Introduction>
She is secretly the sister of the mysterious gold medal killer of the 21st century, and is clearly a wealthy daughter with a complex background in the modern world. She was chased by her enemies and fell off a cliff. By chance, she traveled to another world, with unstoppable tea skills and a perfect body.
A mysterious poison-healing skill. When he entered a different world for the first time, he was actually eaten by a mysterious man in one bite! To kill? or not to kill? In the end, he was entangled and ran away with the money; he, the sinister prince who holds great power and is both good and evil, and
The emperor called him brother-in-law. He was cold and ruthless and only smiled for her. He was heartless and showed tenderness only for her. When she was entrusted with her body and mind, a kidnapping involved her in the conspiracy of his life experience. She was killed with a sword.
Qingsi or riding a horse across the Nine Provinces? When she was hung high above the Nine Cities, she only wanted to say three words to him: I do! But he raised his bow and aimed it at her heart...
<Introduction to the violent pet version>
"My lord, what's wrong, Miss Xiao is going to burn my lord's favorite "Autumn Hunting Pictures" and make tea, saying that the tea will have a scholarly flavor!"
"Move my library over there and ask her if it is enough. If it is not enough, I will go to the palace to borrow it!"
"..."
"Your Majesty, Miss Xiao is interested in the store at the corner of Yun Lane, but the owner refuses to sell it!"
"Send the order and send the deeds of all the stores in Yuran City that belong to my name to Xiao Yiran. If you are still not satisfied, Yunxiang will be demolished!"
"..."
"Prince, Li Qian, Liu, Zhao, and Chen's five daughters are embarrassing Miss Xiao in Yunhai Tower!"
"The head of the Li family was deposed, Qian Shangshu was removed from his position, the nine clans of Liu Shilang were expropriated, Prime Minister Zhao was demoted to Shangshu, and the ten clans of the Chen family were exiled to the frontier fortress."
"..."
"Your Majesty, the only son of Academician Lin often goes in and out with Miss Xiao, talking and laughing."
"Be castrated and sent to the palace as a eunuch!"
"..."
"Your Majesty, Miss Xiao rushed into the palace with a kitchen knife!"
"Tie him up and take him to the bridal chamber!"
"..."
<Introduction to the evil version>
"It's okay not to get married, but you have to live in Prince Li's Mansion!"
"Okay!" He gritted his silver teeth...
"I give you absolute freedom!"
"Okay!" He raised his eyebrows in disbelief...
"All the teahouses in Yunran City are under your control."
"Okay!" There are stars in my eyes...
"All the tea gardens in Yunran Country also belong to your name!"
"Okay!" Fantasizing...
"All the tea rights in Yunran Country belong to you!"
"Okay!" She was so excited...
"Let's get married tonight!"
"Okay!" I don't know what to say...
"Xuan! Yuan! Li! Shang!"
"Yiran, take a shower and go to sleep!"
<Introduction to the parody version of poetic words>
One morning when I woke up...
"Shang Shang, I thought of a poem for you yesterday. Ahem, there is a bright moonlight in front of the bed. There are two pairs of shoes on the floor. There is a couple of dog and man, including you!"
When a certain prince is frustrated...
"Shang Shang, Shang Shang, don't be sad. Let me read you a poem. How much sorrow can there be in life? It's like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel and asking you how much sorrow you have. Try a cup of Erguotou!"
After taking laxatives for breakfast one day...
"Purple smoke rises from the incense burner under the sun, and I look at where the toilet is in the distance. Three piles of shit are flying down, and I even forgot to take off my pants. Shang Shang, I am quite poetic..."
A certain time of listening to cheats...
"Shang Shang, don't be anxious, don't be anxious. As the saying goes, no one has shit in life, and no one wipes his butt without paper! If you forget to bring tissue paper, why not try using your fingers!"
Ahem, I hope to win a smile from the beautiful girl, the introduction is here, and if you like it, you can collect it, and the new book will definitely be exciting!
Ziye doesn’t ask for anything, she just asks for friends to pop up in the comment section and tell her of their existence, even if it means criticizing Ziye, accept it! Oh my dear!
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