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"It's so complicated!" Li Xiaofeng's father was excited to study the computer learning machine with his son at first, and he quickly learned to do such operations as typing exercises.

However, there are only two main input methods for learning machines, one is the 5-stroke input method, and the other is the Pinyin input method. In fact, even after 30 years, there will only be these two main input methods for Chinese.

Although the five-stroke input method is theoretically faster, the problem is that my father has never learned Wubi, so the two of them can only use the pinyin input method to type.

But because my father had no education, he didn’t learn Chinese Pinyin very well. He couldn’t tell the difference between front nasal, back nasal, retroflex, and retroflex. In addition, the pinyin input method these days has not yet been developed.

With this advanced input function, Dad quickly discovered that typing practice is a very boring and boring thing.

On the contrary, because Li Xiaofeng was in third grade at this time and had already learned Pinyin for three years since he was a child, his Pinyin was much better than that of his father, and later he was able to take the initiative to point out his father's mistakes.

Now my dignity as a father could no longer be tolerated, and I was already a little bored with the typing learning machine, so my father stood up and said seriously, "Good son, you study hard here alone. Dad has to go out."

I’ve made money for you.”

Then the father turned around and went to the mahjong room to find someone to play mahjong.

This is the reality of being a parent. While educating your son not to be playful and to study hard, you are holding your mobile phone or iPad every day, playing games and watching TV shows.

You ask them to tutor your children in their studies, but they behave even more impatiently than a child, clamoring for their future mother-in-law to quickly take their daughter-in-law back for education. Does this mean that they are worse than their own children?

Ahem, let’s get down to business.

Li Xiaofeng's father left. After practicing for a while, Li Xiaofeng felt very bored. However, he wanted to go out but couldn't because his father had completely locked the door before leaving, even if he opened the door from inside.

not open.

In desperation, Li Xiaofeng could only continue to study the manual of this learning machine, and then discovered that according to the manual, this learning machine for elementary school students came with a random typing program called Police Catch Thief, which was specially designed to practice typing.

An educational and entertaining game.

Well, Li Xiaofeng didn't care about the police arresting thieves or whatever, but the word "game" caught the child's eyes.

He immediately found the learning cassette from the box, which had the words "Police catch thief" written on it. He then inserted it into the Primary School Master learning machine with great interest, and then started to play with it.

According to the instruction manual, the rules of the game are very simple, that is, 5 lines with a total of 100 different English words will appear on the TV screen, and these different English words form a path dedicated to escape.

The player needs to play the role of a policeman. The thief will first follow this word path and escape at a certain speed. The policeman played by the player will wait for a few seconds before starting to chase. The speed of the police chase depends on

Your own typing speed.

As long as the letter in front is typed correctly, the police will move forward one space until the police catch up with the escaping thief from behind and touch the same letter as the thief, then the thief will be caught and the game will be declared a victory.

But if the police still haven’t encountered the thief after the thief has run 100 letters, then the thief has won.

To put it simply, it tests whether a person can type 100 letters within the specified time. If the typing competition is conducted within the normal specified time, it will be very boring.

But adding the concept of the game of police catching a thief, and the sense of accomplishment when the police catch a thief, it becomes very interesting.

Li Xiaofeng started the game in a daze, and a thief appeared without a blindfold on. After a burst of sneaky laughter, the thief began to run away on the alphabet path.

In fact, the so-called thief is composed of several light spots, some of which look like heads wearing masks. Every two seconds or so, this masked head will move forward by one word.

At the same time, a countdown number appeared on the road. After the 10-second countdown, a policeman's head wearing a police hat appeared, and then the first letter turned yellow, prompting the player to press this letter.

button.

"t" Li Xiaofeng searched for two or three seconds on the keyboard before he found the letter t, and then pressed it. Sure enough, the policeman's head moved a step, and the next letter h turned yellow, but at this time the thief had already

It has advanced a full 2 ​​letters distance.

In the beginning, typing was very awkward and you had to look at the keyboard to press the letters. Therefore, even if the thief's escape speed in the first level was one word per second, by the time the thief had finished running all the letters, the police were still in the middle of the road.

At that time, classmate Li Xiaofeng failed miserably.

"Hey hey hey hey, you can't type fast, you're a little idiot!" The most annoying thing is that after the thief won, a mocking voice came from the TV. This voice was as despicable as Spongebob's voice.

There are some comparisons that, when people hear them, they can't help but want to punch this guy.

Later, many players were very curious about who the owner of the recording was, so there were many posts on Zhihu with various speculations.

Some people say that this sound belongs to Wang Xuan, the main planner of the game, because Wang Xuan was responsible for this game and he was the one who recorded it in the end.

But someone soon refuted it. Wang Xuan has a naturally dull personality and would never be able to record such a voice. This voice is actually the voice of the main programmer responsible for developing this game.

But this was quickly rejected because the programmer publicly stated on Weibo that the voice was not recorded by himself and had nothing to do with him.

Ever since, later generations have been arguing for 20 years in order to argue about whose voice this obscene voice belongs to. From the beginning on BBS, to the later QQ News, and then from QQ News to Renren and Tianya Forum

, and finally settled on Zhihu.

There is a discussion question about this answer on Zhihu, which has generated more than 2,000 answers, and more than 300 relevant people have become suspicious candidates.

Among the more than 2,000 answers, an anonymous trumpet once said, "This is the voice of the company chairman. When he was discussing this police-catching-thief game in a meeting, it was he who proposed that the thief should make a final statement after winning.

A mean voice to taunt players and stimulate their desire to win!"

It’s just that none of the programmers present could make a despicable sound. In the end, our chairman had to demonstrate it himself. Then everyone who attended the meeting agreed that this was the best sarcastic sound and there was no need to find anyone else.

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Unfortunately, the anonymous account that answered the question was deleted in less than three minutes, so that no one even noticed such an answer.

[ps: Police Catch Thief is originally a game on Kingsoft Typing, which is very impressive.]