instant noodle richest man

"The wind blows and the wind blows, and the Nine Swords of Dugu fight all directions. Welcome to the Ali River and Lake, the wind blows and the heroes!" When people who don't know heard this, they thought it was a line from a certain game or a martial arts movie.

But in fact, this voice comes from Alibaba's Lin'an headquarters.

"Hello, Mr. Feng Qingyang!" The next moment, many people around him greeted a little thin person in the middle of the crowd.

"Hello heroes, we're meeting again in the world!" Feng Qingyang, also known as Ma Yun, said with a smile, and then a whisper came from behind him, "The journey of the breeze is coming to the nine heavens, the blue falls into the yellow spring, the poems and tea, and the thatched cottage has enough spring sleep. Welcome to the Ali River and Lake, the hero Xiaoyaozi!"

"Xiaoyaozi, you came later than me today. Did you have any story yesterday?" Ma Yun asked with a smile when he saw someone checking in behind him.

Well, if I don’t tell everyone that the person who talks is Ma Yun, this is Alibaba’s Lin'an headquarters, I guess everyone would think this is a mental hospital.

As we all know, Ma Yun is a crazy martial arts fan and a fan of Feng Qingyang. However, he has been forced by life before and cannot fully carry forward his hobbies.

It was not until Mayun came out independently to start a business, founded Alibaba and QQ, and had its own independent territory that it was completely liberated.

He went to Hong Kong and Port three times in a year and met Mr. Jin Yong three times. He told people outside that he was Ma Yun to realize his childhood dream and meet his super idol.

In fact, according to the occasional words from Mr. Jin Yong, it shows that Ma Yun is actually asking Mr. Jin Yong to come out again, and then write a novel mainly about Feng Qingyang, which satisfies this equally fanatical Feng Qingyang fan. He is just a supporting role for Feng Qingyang and does not have his own independent novel special performance.

It’s a pity that no matter how much money you give, Mr. Jin Yong would never agree to such a thing, so he could only give up.

【PS: Cough cough, this is a legend in the industry. I don’t know whether it is true or false. If there is any similarity, it is purely a coincidence]

It is said that a novel "Sword Saint Feng Qingyang" appeared later. The author's signature is Jin Yongxin, and he has always been hiding his head and tail, not knowing who his real identity is.

But it is said that this book first appeared in Ma Yun's house.

Well, this is also said to be a matter of no real thing.

If the above interesting news is just rumor and not trustworthy, then you are required to give yourself a fancy name, and at the same time you have someone modify the check-in device without authorization. When all executives with fancy names are clocked in, they will not only read the fancy name of the executive, but also read a final poem that belongs to the executive.

This is an extremely real fact. It is said that the first headache for all executives who have just joined Alibaba is to give themselves a nickname.

This is not the most troublesome thing. The headache is that the final poem belongs to you, and you also need to write it yourself... According to Ma Yun's requirements, this poem must be made by yourself. You can extract some ancient poems, but you cannot copy them all. You must have your own creativity in it.

Then Alibaba's executives got a headache. It would be fine if you asked them to write 10 programs on the spot, but it would be too difficult to ask them to write a final poem.

What is most unbearable is that this final poem will be read in the clock machine. If anyone writes the poem too badly, it will instantly become the target of mockery, which is simply a social death.

However, Ma Yun likes it, so the executives have no choice but to pinch their noses, write poems by themselves, or spend money to find gunmen, etc., which is very troublesome.

But it is precisely because of this that the atmosphere inside Alibaba is still well thought of. Ma Yun has a good popularity, and the entire company is showing a prosperous situation.

"Chairman, we found some problems!" Just as Ma Yun was waiting at the company's door, intending to see who the next hero was, a young man with dark eyes suddenly found Ma Yunhui's report.

"What's the matter? Tell me!" Ma Yun nodded and said.

"We found that some users complained to us that our QQ would have occasional crashes, and the entire QQ software would be closed instantly and needed to log in again, which was a very waste of time!" The young man said quickly.

"Crash? It's the technical department's program that has gone wrong again!" Ma Yun smiled. He was still in a very happy mood at this time. After all, software crashes often happen even in 2020.

Is a program without bugs still a normal program?

This is normal!

"In this way, you should collect the diagnostic report quickly, and then let the technical department be responsible for analysis, find out the bug, and fix it as soon as possible!" Commander Ma Yun said, these are routine operations!

"Yes!" the young man nodded and took the order and left.

The whole process seems to be a waste of time. After all, small problems like bug crashes will not be put in front of Ma Yun at all, and Ma Yun will give instructions in person.

But this is what Ma Yun asked. According to Ma Yun, you can be careless about anything else, but you must never be careless about your own products, namely QQ, because it is related to the jobs of thousands of people across Alibaba.

Everyone must treat QQ like a baby. Any problems that arise at the first time must be reported, and they must be reported to Ma Yun.

After that, several senior executives came one after another, and the sound of going to work also sounded. Ma Yun had already sat in his office, but before he could have had time to take a sip of hot tea, the young man just now came again with dark circles on his eyes.

"What else is there?" Ma Yun asked in confusion.

"Chairman, there is no diagnosis report!" the young young man said anxiously.

"There is no diagnostic report? What does this mean?" Ma Yun was stunned for a moment.

"The program we collapsed did not automatically send us a diagnostic report, so I can't find the reason for the crash now!" the young young man said helplessly.

"In this way, that's a big bug, and there's even a problem with the diagnostic report!" Ma Yun stretched and said, "You can notify the technical department to hold a meeting to sort out the entire code, especially the code near the diagnostic report, do some tests, and see if you can find the bug!"

Ma Yun didn't realize how dangerous this was. Until the technical department mobilized dozens of people and conducted an emergency tracking for 4 hours, no major bug problems were found.

But on the other hand, there were tens of thousands of complaints about QQ crashing automatically. At the same time, a large number of posts cursing on QQ's official forum began to appear, from Chinese to English, French, Spanish and other languages ​​in this country, Feng Qingyang and Mayun discovered that the Demon Cult seemed to have hit Mount Hua!