I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!

Lin Kun was shocked when he saw this, and hurriedly looked intently.

It didn't matter if he looked at it, he directly opened his horrified eyes and couldn't help but mutter in his heart.

Isn’t this the old white-haired man who just swallowed me in every other pot?

Isn't he rebellious and pretentious, even the owner of my cornucopia, To put in one’s eyes?

What's going on with this solitary appearance now?

Is he trying to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, teasing me in a refurbished pot?

Suddenly, he thought of another question that puzzled him.

Wasn't I just swallowed by the fierce and domineering red-trained giant snake?

Why did you suddenly run into this cornucopia?

Could it be that my meat is sour and not tasty, which made the giant snake nausea and vomited into this basin?

Not right! Didn't I just take a shower in Lin Xueer's bathroom yesterday? At that time, I also deliberately used a small half bottle of Shufujia fragrance shower gel? !

Oh, yes, it is an allergy, it must be allergic to this brand of shower gel, which made me spit out!

Thinking of this, Lin Kun couldn't help but smile, very satisfied with his meticulous analysis ability.

"The old man has clumsy eyes, I don't know how the Kidney Immortal is here. I have been offended before. I hope that the immortal will raise his hand high and forgive the old ignorance. Otherwise, the old man will have to take the red thread to tie himself in this cornucopia!"

Just as Lin Kun was thinking secretly in his heart, suddenly, he saw the trembling white-haired old man kneeling on the water in front of him, cautiously raising his head, looking at him who was meditating in Lotus Position, with a trembling voice begging. road.

Seeing him begging, but looking at Lin Kun's waist greedily, as if he was begging for forgiveness, and he wanted to ask Lin Kun for a treasure.

"what?"

"He is..."

Lin Kun was shocked when he saw this, while muttering to himself, he subconsciously looked down at his waist.

This look really frightened him.

I don’t know when, I was already full of red fruits, the golden fairy clothes added to the original Nuwa character, and Qiongxia’s neon clothes dressed as women, all disappeared at this moment.

At this moment, he was covered with a piece of red fruit, and the only clothes left were the big pants he often used to hide treasures and the pair of plastic flip-flops on his feet.

Above the big pants, there was a hand-sized cloth bag hanging, but it was the Magic Treasures that had been transformed by the five blessings and miraculous immortal lotus.

Among the cloth bags, they were bulging, and at first glance they contained a lot of things.

Lin Kun couldn't help wondering when he saw this.

Do you want to sell it? Could it be that this old man deliberately pretended to be so pitiful that he wanted to deceive the treasure in my five lucky bag?

Grandma's, who am I, Lin Kun?

Among the thousands of flowers, every leaf is covered, the rooster walks around, and the young forest guys plucking their hairs.

Do you still want to take advantage of me? Humph, did you find the wrong person? !

Thinking of this, Lin Kun didn't delay anymore. While carefully observing the movement of the old man, he quickly stuffed the five-fortune bag full of treasures into his back waist, then raised his head and asked tentatively.

"What did you just say? What Kidney Immortal?"

"Are you a little weak, and want to find a doctor who can treat kidney deficiency to heal him?"

When Lin Kun said this, he also pretended to be calm and slapped haha, pretending to be nonchalant, and said: "If you really want to cure kidney loss, then you have found the wrong person, like your skinny spirit. The face, ordinary doctors can’t cure it, so you have to go to The Mortal Realm to find Jiuzhitang and take a look. If the treatment is done early, it is probably still useful."

"Isn't there an old saying that goes like this: cure kidney deficiency, no sugar, 300 years, Jiuzhitang?!"

Although Lin Kun was talking about it in order to divert his attention, the saliva and stars flew randomly, but the old man with a look of eagerness still looked indifferent.

At this moment, he looked at Lin Kun with unblinking eyes, his body trembling more and more, and he had the urge to jump directly and hug Lin Kun and cry.

"this……"

When Lin Kun saw this, he also stopped helplessly.

It turns out that this old thing didn't take a fancy to my pocket of treasure.

Rather, coveting my two big waists?

Is this bad?

When he thinks of his strong and strong, although the flowers have been in the flowers for many years, until now he is peeing clear and shining, and his two waists that are not bubbling at all are actually stared at by the skinny, strange old man in front of him. Now, my heart suddenly becomes uneasy.

Do you sell it? Daddy also points to it to bless your future happiness. If you let this old thing take one out abruptly, then you will lose out?

Also, if he was so greedy and cruel, and picked both of them, wouldn't he just become the Ouchi chief?

What's wrong with this?

Thinking of this, he suddenly got goose bumps all over his body.

While observing the old man's movements very vigilantly, he hurriedly grabbed the two most colorful flowers blooming in front of him, and directly protected his lower body.

However, what he didn't expect was.

Just when he wrapped two bright red flowers directly around his waist, he could hear clearly, two very comfortable muffled hums faintly spread from the stamens.

"Tsk tsk, it's really an ancient god-tier, not only is handsome and handsome, even the flesh is so scented, it makes the heart rippling."

"Diandian, I really can't help it, I want to release my deep affection!"

Immediately afterwards, a beautiful voice of a woman curled out from the stamens.

It is not waiting for Lin Kun to react.

Suddenly, an extremely fierce electric current made a sizzling sound, and it spread all over his body in an instant. With the direct electric current, he was born with one Buddha and two Buddhas and ascended to heaven. The whole person was completely stunned!

The electric shock lasted about five minutes before it dissipated slowly.

Looking at Lin Kun at this moment, his hair was already standing upside down, his whole body twitching, foaming at his mouth, as if he was dying.

"Daxian, you... are you okay?"

Seeing this, the old man kneeling above the water couldn't help but was shocked. He hurriedly got up and wanted to rush over to help.

"It's okay, it's okay, you kneel down for me, don't come, don't come..."

Lin Kun was so scared when he heard the words, he hurriedly raised his hands and motioned to the old man not to come.

Then he kicked the sweetheart flower of the electric mother with another kick and kicked it directly out of the distance, which was a little bit shocked.

"Fuck, what's so... It's actually the sweetheart of the electric mother? It seems that this girl is going to chase me hard!"

"Is that so affectionate? This is simply electrocution without discussing it!"

"No, it seems that I have to stay away from this lady who is always discharging in the future. If this is really done, within a month, I guess I will be a little suckling pig..."

"Hey, no wonder she, who looks like a flower and has a lot of charm for so many years, is only the bird of Thunder King who is willing to take it!"

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