I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!

The roaring Lamborghini poison came in an instant, and in the blink of an eye, in the eyes of everyone's envy, it stopped firmly in front of Lin Xue'er with an excited expression.

Lin Xueer raised her pretty face in the breeze, and under the eyes of everyone, she left her soft long hair freely behind her. Then she lifted her white dress, raised her long legs, and looked like Tsundere stepped into the modern world. In the full-feeling cab.

That posture, that action, the vivid and lively TV commercial of Sassoon Soft Shampoo.

"This fairy envoy Jade Rabbit is in place, everyone who has become friends, now you can take out all your own things!"

Just as Lin Xueer comfortably set in the leather seats with a sense of technology, a majestic voice resounded in the heaven and earth beams of light once again.

When everyone heard the words, they were taken aback.

However, when their eyes fell in front of Liu Dafu, the five boxes of red banknotes, all of them immediately understood.

"Okay! Since Lord Moon God is willing to accept it, it means that I have all the qualifications to add purple energy. As for the future merits, I will slowly accumulate it in the Moon God Temple!"

With the exception of Han Xian, the president of Jinhua University, who had already entered his body, the others also had a pained expression, their hearts were overwhelmed, and they made up their minds.

"Junior Li Wei, give me an Aston Martin sports car, a box of Rolex water ghost watches, and fifty newest Apple mobile phones! Luna please accept it!"

Li Wei, the president of Xingrong Mining Group, was the first to take the brunt. He took a step forward and knelt on one knee, looking at where Lin Kun was standing in the distance, and said loudly.

At the same time as his voice fell, a big man in a black suit behind him also drove the Aston Martin, who was wearing a watch and a mobile phone, with a roar, and drove directly to the silver light screen like a water wave, waiting for Lin Kun to accept it.

"Okay, sincerity is acceptable, give you Purple Qi from the East, you can accumulate merits in the future, and you will be prosperous for wealth and luck!"

Lin Kun smiled indifferently when he saw this, and immediately lifted his right hand, and a whirlwind rose suddenly beyond the water-like light curtain, covering the sports car and objects directly, and then instantly plunged into the dazzling beam of light from the heavens and the earth. .

At the same time, above Lin Kun's head, a purple auspicious air suddenly shot out, directly holding the fat-eared Li Wei in the air, and then slowly lowering it.

"Thank you, Moon God, for helping me with Purple Qi and giving Junior a first taste of prosperity. In the future, I will surely accumulate merits and strive for the generations of Zeyin while gaining both wealth and luck!"

After finishing speaking, he once again bowed deeply to Lin Kun from far away, then proudly and happily led a crowd of people and left in a mighty manner.

"Junior Luffy, give me a Mercedes-Benz Maybach, six Hamani pianos, ten mahogany hardwood erhus, ten red sandalwood pipas, ten suona! Please luna laugh!"

After Li Wei left, Lu Fei, the son of Jinhua City Heart Music Instrument Chain Group, also unwilling to be left behind, strode forward, then knelt on one knee and said loudly.

The vehicles and musical instruments were also quickly moved to Lin Kun by the subordinates, and then taken away by the whirlwind. They were also swayed by a purple gas in the sky and underground before leaving happily.

"Junior Yan Xueliang, send ten world-famous paintings, ten sets of pen, ink, paper and inkstone, please thank Lord Moon God!"

"Junior Li Xiaohu, give you ten Ruyi Scepters and ten sets of antique jade, please accept Mr. Moon God!"

"Junior Lamp, send 100 sets of funny masks, 100 sets of costume performance costumes, please thank Lord Luna!"

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At the same time, the elites from all walks of life in Jinhua, who had originally blocked the Taoyuan village, also offered their belongings one after another, and then all went happily.

For a time, in the huge Taoyuan village, apart from a few friends of Lin Xueer, Liu Dafu and his party were left.

At this moment, Liu Dafu's knees that had already been kneeling hurt, and his fat face was turned into purple eggplants with excrement and urine.

However, in front of Lord "Moon God", he couldn't go easily. He didn't even dare to put a fart, so he could only hold it back for more than an hour.

Thanks to his knelt on his wife's washboard for a long time, otherwise, he would have incontinence long ago, and it would be broadcast live in front of the vast number of people in Jinhua on the TV!

"Jade Rabbit listens to the order, now, you can take this layman's bondage and bring it to this seat."

Sitting in the cab full of poison and technology, with a slanted mouth, looking high at Lin Xue'er ahead, suddenly, I heard a loud voice, which was passed around in the beam of light that day. come out.

"Yes, Lord Moon God!"

Hearing the order from the Moon God, Lin Xue'er, who was lying lazily, immediately seemed to be beaten up with chicken blood. She stood up, quickly adjusted her makeup, and replied very loudly.

"Hey, my dear Lord Moon God, just take a look!"

"It's time to show me Lin Xueer...oh no... Jade Rabbit's real technology!"

She always thought of herself as an old driver, she secretly said in her heart, and then stepped on the gas pedal lightly, trying to drift quickly towards the safe that was placed in front of Liu Dafu.

However, something unexpected happened.

Although, when she increased the throttle, the red Lamborghini poison made a loud roar, but she was slow to move forward, and she could not even move the slightest under her skillful driving skills.

Nani, could it be that this Lamborghini poison is something that can only be seen but not used?

Lin Xueer was puzzled.

Not only Lin Xue'er, but also the little friends behind her and everyone in front of the TV were all surprised.

Oh my god, what? Could it be that Jade Rabbit patronizes the tinkering medicine jar in the heavens, and doesn't even have the minimum C-driver's license?

With such a powerful Lamborghini poison, she can only blow the accelerator?

Such a bloody god really makes people wonder how she applied to enter the Moon Palace, is it a green channel?

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All the viewers in front of the TV began to spit out, one by one, they couldn't wait to get directly from the screen and teach her to practice Subject One.

Just when Lin Xue'er looked helpless, thinking about how to ask the Moon God for help, suddenly, a loud electronic sound suddenly sounded in the cab, which directly shocked her.

"Ding Dong! God's poison sports car, bound to the owner!"

"The standard driving skills of nine driving styles have already been transmitted to the owner's consciousness. The owner must drive according to the correct driving method. The driving is not standard, and the relatives are crying."

Immediately afterwards, a picture frame of nine square grids slowly appeared in Lin Xueer's mind, causing her who was originally excited to be full of black lines.

I saw the nine images in the Jiugongge, all composed of a Lamborghini poison seat and a woman's various sitting positions.

At the bottom of each picture, the names of gear positions and driving postures are marked.

And above the picture of that gear, there was a figure of a woman in the driver's seat, head down and feet up, directly hanging upside down on the leather seat and driving.

Below the picture, there is a line of dragons and phoenixes: first gear, driving upside down in nine styles!

Upside down? !

this……

When Lin Xueer saw this, she was stunned!

When she thought of raising her long legs and hanging upside down in the driver's seat to drive, her pretty face became hot and red and purple.

I'm a god! Even if you let me put on a maid costume, plug in a cat's tail, and jump on the driver's seat, I can accept it, but this driving upside down is indeed a bit outrageous!

Isn't this asking me to put on a wall in the wind, happy together?

This is the live show scene, millions of pairs of eyes are staring at it!

Thinking of the driving posture that embarrassed herself to the extreme, Lin Xueer couldn't wait to find a place to sew in directly.

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