I’m The Closest Male Friend of Chang’e!

"Bar... Bar..."

Drops of soy sweat rolled down Lin Kun's forehead. He was now like an eggplant beaten by frost, without the slightest energy, he was motionless.

At this moment, he can be said to be empty in the sky, empty in the ground, empty in the human, empty in the road, empty in the heart, and completely empty.

Of course, it’s not that Lin Kun, who always likes sultry, silly, idle, and also likes to play basketball, has seen through the world and wants to meditate and take refuge in my Buddha.

Damn it, whoever is put on his neck by two dazzling axes, dare not move!

At this moment, his face was sore that he didn't know what happened in this instant!

This is not scientific at all!

He had observed the surroundings before, and found that no matter whether it was people or things, they were very different from what he had seen before.

What the hell is this quaint Great Hall with clouds still floating?

What are these guards wearing golden armor?

Is it possible to film?

But when he put two axes on his neck, Lin Kun had a bold idea.

He, shouldn't it be a crossing...

A quarter of an hour ago, Lin Kun was still wearing a sea soul shirt with big pants and traveling with a few buddies in the Mingsha Mountain and Crescent Spring Scenic Spot.

At that time, the buddies were arguing about why Feisha didn't fall to Crescent Spring. In the end, they agreed that there must be a first-level fairy, Big sis, under the rippling blue spring water. Casting a spell in the dark will prevent the paradise bathed by the stars from being filled with yellow sand and disappearing into the vast sea of ​​sand.

When it came to women, a few people suddenly became interested.

Wang Fuming, who was born with a pig waist and face, looked at the rippling water surface, with a smirk suggesting: "Should we? Let us go on the watch and let our brave brother Lin Kun go down and touch two?"

"Yeah! Let our school flower harvester Longyoutan low, take a good look at this Crescent Fairy, hehe! Maybe we can make a fairy baby!"

"Yes, what should I say, the grace of dripping water, let Yongquan respond to you!"

"No, right, you should say that, You tick tick tick me, I must smash you!"

"Hahaha……"

Wang Fuming's proposal was immediately unanimously approved by Zhang Xiao and others with a wretched look, and they all believed that this historical opportunity to explore the mystery of a thousand years should not be wasted in such a waste.

Lin Kun originally wanted to refuse.

After all, this is a public area. If it is launched in this way, it will definitely attract the intervention of the scenic area administrator. It is not a problem to be scolded and fined, but if you are included in the blacklist of uncivilized tourism and announced directly to the whole society, it would be too losing face.

But a few damaging friends made a fuss, Lin Kun couldn't erase Face, and his playfulness was also aroused.

Or, try?

Lin Kun is not the kind of indecisive person, just do what he wants, and plunge straight into the water.

But in the next second, he regretted it.

The rippling waves that were familiar to him no longer exist, and he staggered and fell into a path paved with bluestone.

Is there any mistake? How can there be a path in the water?

Is there any Fairy?

This is a big joke!

Before he could react, he heard a shout, which suddenly sounded.

Immediately after that, two giant axes were placed on the neck.

Then……

Lin Kun is tragic.

After that, he knelt here directly.

At this moment, he doesn't care about any man with gold under his knees, of course his life matters.

The burly and tall guards, the dazzling giant axe in their hands, and the murderous aura that everyone exudes made his mind completely blank.

It seems that he is in a heavily guarded defensive place at the moment? And when he fell, he fell among the two rows of heavily armed guards?

This is too bad luck!

To know this, he is not a "diver" to say anything.

"Bold madman, dare to break into the forbidden ground without permission, and report it quickly."

A sturdy man wearing golden armor and a height of two meters stood in front of him, his eyes full of murderous intent.

Lin Kun knew that he only had to say half a word wrong. The opponent had to chop himself off with an axe.

"Lin Kun!"

Now he didn't know what he should say. Full of muddy head, he couldn't help but said his name.

"How come here?"

"How do I know?!"

Lin Kun cried without tears, for fear that if the axe fell directly, his life would be over.

"Chop it!"

When Lin Kun heard this, his soul was suddenly gone, and he seemed to feel the coolness on the axe.

If this axe really falls, is he still alive?

He yelled in a hurry: "Slowly--!"

Lin Kun never thought that his lung capacity was so good that he could make such a deep, long, reverberating sound.

The man in the golden armor waved his hand impatiently, and the two sharp axes that were about to fall suddenly stopped in the air.

"Death is approaching, what else do you have to say?"

At this moment, Lin Kun felt the breaking of the wind from the two shining axes, and the stabbing own neck felt a pain.

His brain was shaking, and the atmosphere of Death was so heavy that he couldn't breathe.

The tone of the golden-armored man just now made Lin Kun confirm that he really wanted to chop himself off, and the two bright axes raised behind him were definitely not frightening him.

"I...I want to meet your chief, I know astronomy and geography, know smelting, can sow seeds, and write words. I know that your chief needs talents like me, so I'm here to serve."

Lin Kun quickly yelled out all the things he could think of for the time being in his mind, and then looked at the man in the golden armor expectantly, hoping that the other party could let him go.

"Huh! Cut it for me!"

The golden armoured man snorted coldly and ignored him at all.

"Ohhhhh...stop, stop, I haven't finished speaking yet."

Lin Kun suddenly ran out of spirits and hurriedly shouted hysterically.

"What's the noise in front of the palace?"

Suddenly, a cold and melodious woman's voice sounded from right in front, a woman who was also dressed in golden armor but with a slender figure floated up and asked in a deep voice.

"stop."

The rough man waved his hand to stop Lin Kun from falling down again, and was about to chop two sharp axes on his neck.

Then turned to face the golden armored woman, cupped fist with both hands and said: "Enlighten the chief guard, just now, this person suddenly fell into the hall from the void. The humble post suspects that this person is an assassin, and he is preparing to rectify the Fa on the spot."

"No, no, I'm not an assassin, I'm a talent! I'm really an outstanding wizard, don't kill me."

Lin Kun shouted with all his might.

At this moment, the situation is urgent, there is no chance for him to defend, and heads may fall to the ground in an instant. So he could think of the word "Wizards of the World" that would have the highest chance of his life.

Even if the other party doesn't care whether he is really a masterful wizard, it can always arouse the other's curiosity. Maybe the other party gives himself a chance to defend himself, right?

Since ancient times, no matter what dynasty or generation, strangers have been given preferential treatment.

And Lin Kun asked himself that he still had a little ability.

Not to mention that I play basketball well and my face is handsome, but my cultural literacy is also considered good.

Not only is mathematical chemistry okay, he also knows a lot of cold knowledge about Zhouyi's Eight Trigrams, smelting and forging, logical reasoning, and so on.

As the saying goes, being talented is like being pregnant. If you study a lot, you can get some results.

"Noisy!"

The rough man turned around, and his big furry hand unexpectedly squeezed the orchid finger, and lightly flicked it towards Lin Kun.

Lin Kun was hit hard immediately, and he flew out, lying on the ground for a long time without breathing, feeling that he was almost dying.

The captain bodyguard moved and came to Lin Kun in an instant, looked down at him, and said indifferently: "Take aside first and check if there are any abnormalities around you. I'll report to Jun Yuan."

"Yes."

The rough man said, and then ordered: "You two will drag him aside, and the first team will check the surrounding situation to see if there are any accomplices."

Lin Kun was dragged aside by two silver armor guards like dead dogs.

At this moment, Lin Kun no longer cared about resenting that the combination of rudeness and pseudo-mother gave O a vicious blow, but secretly looked around to see how to save Own's life.

Surrounded by silver armor guards holding sharp axes, it must be impossible to escape.It is estimated that if he can't run a few steps, he will just move his head and die.

Hearing that the female guard said "Yuanjun" just now? Did I travel to the Yuan Dynasty?

Does "Yuanjun" refer to the emperor?

But it's not right to think about it. Ancient courtiers usually called the emperor the emperor and your majesty, so were they even called the country name? ! Isn't that going to kill yourself?

It's definitely not right.

Hey, I don't want to, I still think about how to save own life.

First of all, I asked why he appeared here, but-as long as he wanted to break his head, he didn't think of a reason.

But what is certain is that he was extremely unlucky and fell directly into the army without any partiality.

Even if you fall into the rivers, lakes, or seas or in the mountains, your chances of surviving are much higher than it is now, right?

This group of heavily armed axe guards was lucky enough to chop themselves up indiscriminately without appearing.

Secondly, these people have figured out the own language, which is also a blessing in misfortune.

Otherwise, when he called to stop for the first time, he would have separated his body and be thrown into the wilderness to feed the wild wolves.

Looking at the clothes and dressing of these people, I can’t tell which dynasty or generation they are in for a while. They are not in line with the costumes of Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing that I know in the history books. It doesn’t look like the ancient times of China. Prehistoric? Another world?

Looking at their outfits, they should still be in a period when technology is quite underdeveloped.

Many things in their minds are still quite valuable to the world they live in.

Although I can't say that I spit out Lotus flower, and I export it into chapters, and I understand the past, but I still have a lot of research on the general poetry and songs, the legends of the past and the past, and the delicious and fun things.

Even if you can't be a great upright official who can't live down to history, it's not bad to be a treacherous minister who speaks cleverly. At least he is much more free and easy to live than Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian.

Yes, I must find a way to let that "Mr. Yuan" know that for him, Liu Bei meets Kong Ming, Heng Gong meets Guan Zhong, an absolute minister who can meet but cannot ask for it.

In this way, own life can be saved.

Lin Kun sat paralyzed on the side of the road, his brain running at high speed.

At this moment, the breeze was blowing, Lange's fragrance fragrant, and a car gleaming from a distance came over.

The golden wheels rolled over, making a dull sound.

This... what kind of car wheel is this, it is so weird?

Lin Kun just glanced at it and was completely stunned.

The car body is square and square, with a golden-yellow circular Lingluo umbrella cover covering everything, and the wheels are actually two huge golden pastry mooncakes, which look very appetizing.

The most important thing is that the cart in front of the cart is only more than two meters high, a snow-white rabbit with red eyes, and its mouth is full of fangs.

This made his eyes go round involuntarily: "Is this... a divine beast? Someone actually uses the legendary divine beast... to pull a cart?"

I originally thought that I had traveled to a certain dynasty in ancient China, but how could even the beasts appear? And it's still a beast that pulls a cart?

Do you want to sell a batch, can you not have traveled to a certain mythical world, right?

Just like those described in Honghuangliu's novels, the kind that can move mountains and fill the sea at will, destroy the sky and destroy the earth, turn things around with the palm of a hand, and turn the sea into a sacred field?

Thinking of this, Lin Kun couldn't help but chuckle, wishing to find a seam to get in immediately.

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