I'm Immortal Speed Pass Supernatural Game

#104 - I tell hell jokes to angels

Even just staring at those two bizarre things in the air for a few seconds,

Wu Wang felt a large amount of information being forced into his brain.

But he couldn't discern what kind of information it was.

It was like forcibly pouring water into his brain, giving him a splitting headache.

Fortunately, this feeling seemed much better than the chaotic murmurs he experienced when directly facing the Abyss God.

At least he didn't explode after just one glance.

The Abyss God in the trench was truly unseeable!

"Player 00000, you possess the qualifications to become an agent of us, the Divine Envoys."

"Are you willing to represent the Divine Envoys and walk the earth?"

The four-faced angel, resembling a Cherub, looked at Wu Wang.

It didn't open its mouth to speak.

But these two androgynous sentences appeared out of nowhere in his mind.

On the other side, all the eyes of the Wheel within a Wheel began to rotate.

Together, they stared at Wu Wang.

However, he simply asked in confusion: "Can I ask a question?"

When hearing these things speak, Wu Wang realized.

They were the so-called Divine Envoys.

And not gods.

To be honest, Wu Wang still doubted the existence of gods.

Now they were asking him to become their agent…

It couldn't help but remind Wu Wang of what Xie Zhi had said—

Those who have been granted an audience will experience rapid growth in strength in a short period, and now they are basically the pillars of various top organizations around the world.

Interesting, these people have all become so-called agents of the Divine Envoys?

"Of course, we are all-knowing and all-powerful."

"What are your doubts?"

The human face in the middle of the Cherub opened its eyes and looked at Wu Wang.

As if trying to see through everything in his heart.

It actually already knew what this player was going to ask.

After all, this wasn't the first audience.

It was nothing more than questions about strength improvement, the existence of other Divine Envoy agents, the existence of Divine Envoys or gods, and the essence of the Spirit Disaster Game.

Now the Cherub was just curious which question the other party would ask first.

If it was about strength, this person's vision would be somewhat narrow, only seeing the present.

If it was about the existence of other Divine Envoy agents, that wouldn't be much better, still limited to the category of "human."

But if it was the latter two questions.

Then the Divine Envoy agent they found this time would be considered passable.

At least with foresight.

"I want to ask, if you are the Cherub from the Old Testament, then would there also be Hell and Satan in the world?"

Wu Wang asked with a curious expression.

Cherub: "?"

This was a bit different from what it had imagined.

Never had anyone who received an audience been so concerned with asking about the existence of Hell and Satan as their first question?

Oh… wait.

In a sense, this guy's question was still asking about the existence of gods.

Just with a little trick.

The Wheel within a Wheel rotated slightly.

Revealing that its thoughts were the same as the Cherub's.

So, it replied: "The legends and myths of various worlds are not without basis, but there will also be some things that human species add and imagine on their own during the dissemination process, but Hell and Satan do have prototypes."

It said no more than that.

Because some things cannot be revealed through language.

It only needed to let the other party know that myths were not all fiction.

But Wu Wang's next question was a bit baffling to the Cherub.

"Oh, then let me ask another question, if I burn a Bible with faith, will I go to Heaven?"

"…"

After a moment of silence, it still chose to answer.

"If you become a Divine Envoy agent, you will."

At this time, the Cherub had already assumed that the other party seemed to be a believer with faith in God and Heaven.

Otherwise, there seemed to be no way to explain his strange questions.

However, the next second, Wu Wang directly dropped a bombshell—

"But if I use the Bible to roll a joint and light it, will I go to Hell or Heaven?"

"?"

This time the Cherub couldn't hold back.

It seemed to have misunderstood something.

This guy who obtained the qualification for an audience seemed to have something wrong with his brain!

He was a believer my ass!

You got the audience qualification that all the Spirit Disaster players in the world are seeking, just to come and tell jokes in front of us Divine Envoys?

And they're damn Hell jokes!

Before the Cherub could answer, Wu Wang continued: "If a priest dies and goes to Heaven, is that a promotion or a demotion?"

"What exactly do you want to ask?" The Cherub didn't want to talk nonsense with this lunatic.

It was just here to find its agent.

Now it seemed that it would never choose this guy no matter what!

Let's see what the Wheel within a Wheel had to say.

Among the current Divine Envoys, there were less than five left without agents.

They had to hurry and find their own agent before that thing arrived.

"Oh, it depends on whether the priest has used a promotion device."

Wu Wang answered his own question just now.

This time, the Wheel within a Wheel couldn't hold back either.

It directly closed all the eyes on the wheel.

Even the flames and lightning on the side of its body weakened a bit.

It seemed like it didn't want to stay any longer.

"Forget it, your audience ends here."

"Next, you will return…"

Before the Cherub could finish its dismissal.

Wu Wang's sarcastic voice appeared.

"Oh? It's over already? But why do I feel like the audience hasn't even started yet?"

"Are you really the objects I'm supposed to be meeting with?"

"Claiming to be Divine Envoys, why don't I feel any divinity from you?"

"Or rather, are you just people who have obtained stronger power?"

As soon as these words came out, the eagle face on the Cherub's neck suddenly turned around.

The Wheel within a Wheel also ignited flames again and opened all its eyes.

In just an instant.

The temperature of the entire white space began to rise.

Even scorching flames began to appear out of thin air.

The closest flames were even less than half a meter away from Wu Wang's feet.

The next second, the originally helpless expression on the Cherub's human face disappeared.

Replaced by the emotionless expression it had at the beginning.

The opened pupils seemed to have a galaxy flowing within them, making people intoxicated.

Its voice appeared in Wu Wang's mind once again.

But this time, it had more majesty and divinity than before.

"Player 00000, how did you perceive our abnormality?"

"Daring to provoke the Divine Envoys, are you not afraid of being punished for it?"

As soon as these words came out, Wu Wang laughed.

He felt that something was wrong.

Besides looking like they would cause Sanity Loss, these two things' inner activities were too anthropomorphic.

He just casually provoked them a bit and they couldn't hold back.

It was obvious that they didn't have the demeanor that a guy bearing the title of Divine Envoy should have.

To put it bluntly, even the Yin Marriage God was more like a Divine Envoy when he first descended to the mortal world, before he met that black-hearted penguin.

Now it seemed.

Sure enough, they were pretending before.

"Punishment? What crime have I committed?"

"You gave me the audience qualification, I'm just satisfying my own curiosity."

"Don't give it if you can't afford it, petty."

This time, the Cherub's expression didn't change at all.

Its eyes were like an emotionless machine reviewing a circus clown, without any waves.

After a moment, it… no, it should be said that He spoke.

"The choice is in your hands."

"Take a step forward, become a Divine Envoy agent, meet the true God, and grant you extraordinary power."

"Or take a step back and welcome death, buried deep in endless darkness, never to be transcended."

His voice was unquestionable.