I'm almost a Muggle

Chapter 075 My Dog Roommate Always Wants To Hurt Me

There are also viewers who have watched "Arrow Stabs the Heart" and hate Lin Dong very much.

But after watching Lin Dong's performance in "The Wizard on the Bite of the Tongue", it's hard to dislike him.

This is just like no one hates a certain pig or a certain pig.

Dormitory of a university in Shanghai.

The school has basically gone on winter vacation, but there are still some people stranded in the dormitory because they bought tickets late.

Wu Wu was lying on the bed holding an iPad and was addicted to watching it.

She secretly glanced at her roommate Guan Yating, who was still doing yoga to lose weight on the floor in the middle of the night, and laughed in her heart.

"Yating, I found a good program, do you want to watch it?"

"Don't bother me, I'm working out."

"Watching while exercising can divert your attention and prevent you from feeling tired."

"Then come down and let's watch together."

There are yoga mats on the floor, and the air conditioning is on in the dormitory. In addition, this is Shanghai in the south, so it doesn't feel cold at all.

Two girls were lying on the yoga mat watching "The Wizard on the Bite of the Tongue".

"I haven't seen this little brother before. He's just debuting. He's quite handsome. But just watch this kind of show. There's nothing real to eat. It's just for show. Celebrities are all

You pay more attention to your figure than me." Guan Yating said while wiping the sweat from her face.

"The two stars of this show are a little different, you can see for yourself."

Guan Yating watched with suspicion.

fragrant!

So delicious!

It’s so fragrant!

Guan Yating was shocked!

As the owner of a small website with many fans, she has a certain understanding of video editing.

Judging from the frequency with which this handsome young man can finish his food in just a few mouthfuls, this is not an effect that can be achieved by editing and splicing.

I didn’t expect these two people to really eat it! And they can eat it so well!

These two people are quite interesting!

And the scenery angle captured is also amazing!

This show is quite interesting!

It's just too much saliva.

"Hey, Yating, why don't we go out for a late-night snack."

"I...I want to lose weight."

"Really?"

Will told herself to lose weight, but Guan Yating swallowed and closed her eyes.

"You are just a beast..."

"Oh, then don't go."

"Of course!"

The evil roommate successfully hooked up with a dining friend who went out for a late-night snack.

Lose weight? Haha, it doesn’t exist!

This little story was made into a short video by Guan Yating and posted on Weibo and Xiaopo.com, titled "My Dog Roommate Always Wants to Harm Me", and it was forwarded countless times.

Various experiences of being cheated by roommates were revealed.

And this post also became a hot post on Weibo.

From time to time, something will appear in the post, it's called "The Wizard on the Tip of the Tongue".

Is your roommate losing weight?

Is your colleague losing weight?

Is your girlfriend still losing weight?

Show him "The Wizard on the Bite of the Tongue"!

Today I helped another classmate who was trying to lose weight watch "The Wizard on the Tip of the Tongue".

My roommate was really drooling while watching "The Witcher". Oh my god, I thought it was all an exaggeration. The drool was like a big snot.

I hate my mother. In order to make me eat more, my mother showed me "The Wizard on the Tip of the Tongue".

Huang Da'an: The wizard on the tip of the tongue is so delicious.

Liu Furong: Every Saturday night at nine o'clock sharp, lock on Penguin Video, the wizard on the tip of your tongue will take you to appreciate all the beauty in the world.

Li Yuqiu: There is no such thing as weight loss. No one can stop me from eating delicious food@The Wizard on the Tip of the Tongue.

In fact, the promotion of variety shows has just begun, and it was just a child's play before.

From ordinary people to Internet sensations to various celebrities, it seems that there is only food left in life.

Some netizens do it spontaneously, while others guide and set the pace.

The complaint video of the little up owner Guan Yating can be so popular.

It was obviously the result of Xuanfa seeing an opportunity and promoting it.

"Teacher Lin Dong, someone is looking for your endorsement." The assistant appeared next to Lin Dong like a ghost, and while serving a plate of snacks, he slowly talked about work.

The reason why she cherishes words like gold was found out.

Because she speaks very slowly and slowly, she tries to express herself in as many sentences as possible.

Lin Dong suspected that somewhere in her brain was broken and her nerve transmission had slowed down, which was why she spoke at such a rapid pace.

"Print advertising for biscuits, 320,000 a year."

"Looking for me to represent you? Why?"

Lin Dong didn't understand that his role in "Arrow Stabs the Heart" was very annoying, but someone actually dared to ask him to endorse it.

This is a hell of a job.

When the time comes, people want to buy a pack of biscuits and see what they look like on the package, so why not throw them away quickly?

The assistant was silent for a moment and then spoke slowly.

"Because you are popular."

"Is it popular?" Lin Dong quickly took out the Nokia n9 that Yang Qiu gave him.

He searched for his own name.

There are almost no reports related to "Arrow", and this movie, which has only been released for a week, seems to have disappeared.

Under his name, everything is related to "The Wizard on the Tip of the Tongue".

Foodie!

pig!

This guy is so delicious!

The little foodie prince!

The wizard is popular and leads the trend of foodies!

What the hell, what happened?

Then he opened the corporate video and saw the number of hits for "The Wizard on the Tip of the Tongue."

Watt, issue a card!

Lin Dong's legs felt weak, which frightened him even more than seeing the most terrifying dark wizard.

There were only tens of thousands of clicks yesterday, but today there are more than two million.

There are already more than 30,000 comments in the comment area below the video.

It’s on fire!

It hasn’t even been 24 hours yet, and there are over two million clicks.

The number of clicks is still growing rapidly.

What happened and why did it happen?

"Did you buy the data???" He called Shi Shanshan and asked.

Lin Dong naturally didn't know about the data loss.

"How is it possible to buy data? These are real clicks! Mr. Lin, if nothing else happens, we will make a lot of money!" Shi Shanshan said excitedly that the first project she was responsible for was a great success.

My status in Mr. Lin's heart is definitely going up!

I am worthy of this position and the salary paid to me.

And I feel that my salary needs to be increased!

Mr. Lin hung up the phone silently. He felt that now he could play the heroine of "Arrow Stabs the Heart".

Heartbreaking!

It’s so heartbreaking!

These sisters are definitely taught by Swordsman.

I still have to count on my Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, and I don’t know how Brother Qixi is doing.

"Mr. Lin, that endorsed product has a good reputation. It's estimated that the 320,000 yuan can reach 40,000 yuan." The words of the assistant made Lin Dong regain some blood.

At least it's not all heartbreaking news.

At least once it becomes popular, your income will increase.

"Sign it, take a look at my recent shooting schedule, and take half a day to shoot this print advertisement."

This 400,000 endorsement fee is after-tax income, and the sponsor’s father has already helped pay the tax.

In this way, Lin Dong had nearly 600,000 yuan of private money.

After filming, Lin Dong summed up the experience and lessons learned this time and found that it is often not easy to lose money in the business of food, clothing, housing and transportation.

You have to do something that no one likes.

Things that offend people.

Lin Dong thought to himself, if I made a program dedicated to cursing people, no one would like to watch it.

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