I'm almost a Muggle

It's not appropriate to take Lin's father and Lin's mother over and stay in a hotel.

Lin Dong planned to arrange them in the company's dormitory. He lived alone in a two-bedroom apartment with an area of ​​115 square meters and paid three hundred yuan in rent to the company every month.

Of course, renting such a big house in the capital and paying such a small amount of rent is a bit excessive.

But who allowed him to have a good relationship with the system?

If you really piss me off, huh, I won't help you lose money. I won't leave here. I'll find a woman to give birth to monkeys and give birth to a litter of monkeys.

The house layout was originally two bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms.

Lin Dong secretly renovated it, and it still had two bedrooms, two living rooms, and two bathrooms, except that he divided an oversized room into two sections, and one section became a secret room.

Usually serial murder cases in movies are perverted and do this.

Lin Dong certainly didn't do this to imprison a weak woman. The secret room was his laboratory. It was solid, soundproof, fireproof, waterproof, and blue light-proof. It was perfect to study potions in it.

Potions do not exist in this Muggle world.

But Lin Dong found some common materials in life, and after some research using magic potion techniques, he actually made a lot of unexpected things.

For example, he used some pea pods, combined with aloe vera gel, and celery root, and successfully formulated a "constipation powder" with amazing effects.

Don’t get me wrong, its function is not to cause constipation, but to treat constipation.

One time, Du Qixi was particularly constipated. Many people heard him wailing in the toilet when he went to the toilet, and everyone in the company knew about it.

Lin Dong secretly put some constipation powder in his tea.

A few minutes later, Du Qixi almost pooped his pants during the meeting. He pooped his pants for several days in a row until he almost lost his shape. He lost ten kilograms.

So Lin Dong wrote in his experimental notebook:

Constipation powder——

Ingredients: 30 grams of pea pods, 18 grams of aloe vera gel, 15 grams of celery root.

Technique: The fourth dissolution of the Friedwa method.

Effect: Treat constipation.

Note: The effect is too strong and has a slight weight loss effect, but I am sure it is not a laxative.

Friedvarfa is a potion master of the giant clan, who is especially good at dissolving medicines. She is quite good-looking and is considered a beauty among the giant clan.

Lin Dong had heard that she planned to find a human wizard to give birth to offspring.

Judging from the Harry Potter book, the outcome was not very good. She gave birth to a child named Hagrid, but she abandoned him because she thought the child was too thin.

Lin Dong also studied many other magic potions.

For example, the sleeping potion that can treat insomnia is mainly made of fly wings and mosquito legs. The same flaw is that the effect is too strong for Muggles, and it will make the experimental subjects sleep for twenty-eight hours and thirteen minutes.

There is also a medicine that can make people go crazy and produce dandruff. It is theoretically very effective, but Mr. Wizard has never found a subject to test on.

After packing up the other room, Lin Dong flew to his hometown in Northeast China.

In fact, you can buy tickets for Lin’s parents and let them fly here by themselves, or you can take the train as before.

But this time Lin Dong wanted them to experience the feeling of flying.

After living for fifty or sixty years, they have never even flown on an airplane.

Father Lin and Mother Lin have children of old age. Mother Lin is in her thirties, and father Lin is already almost forty. He has a child named Lin Dong and loves him very much.

They were laid off early. Fortunately, they had the skill of frying chicken, otherwise they would not be able to support Lin Dong, an art student.

However, when you work hard for your dreams.

There are always people who will use their own experience of failure to tell you that this is impossible and that is impossible.

How can a big star emerge from a family of laid-off workers? Your parents are just grilling chickens. If you want to change your destiny, you should take the civil service exam.

Being so ambitious will only hinder your parents from continuing to work hard.

I raised you so big in vain.

Parents and Mother Lin have heard too many discouraging words like this, and too many people have used good reasons for you to pour cold water on them, asking them to quickly persuade their sons to rein in the situation.

They never wavered.

If your son wants to do it, let him do it. There are not many reasons.

Now that Lin Dong has become successful and everyone in the neighborhood knows that their son has become a big star, naturally those words he said before can no longer be spoken out.

However, new sarcastic words appear in different ways.

There is too much competition in the entertainment industry, and you can only be famous for a few years.

That circle is so chaotic, your son might have to wait on the old woman all the time.

Things like this made Father Lin and Mother Lin feel uncomfortable.

Lin Dong helped them buy a house, and later took them to watch the Spring Festival Gala live, which made them feel proud.

In fact, it’s not that people of my parents’ generation are so vain and exaggerated.

Isn't it just a matter of face that a person lives for the rest of his life?

Moreover, all kinds of behaviors prove that his son is living a good life, at least in terms of money and status, he is successful.

This year, not only did they watch the Spring Festival Gala live, but they also saw Lin Dong perform on stage, which made the two elderly people even more excited.

Mother Lin changed one set of clothes after another.

"How about this? Does this look good?"

"It's pretty good-looking, but I think the bright red one just now is better." Lin Dong commented seriously without being impatient.

"Oh, I'm so old, wouldn't it be bad to still wear bright red?" Lin's mother looked at herself in the mirror, full of unconfidence.

"What does age have to do with being good-looking? If you can raise such a good-looking son like mine, your appearance is not much worse than that of the white lady."

One word of praise made the old lady very happy.

But Lin's father is not so particular. He is still wearing the black down jacket that Lin Dong bought for him last year. He is busy preparing the things to take away.

"I've picked some sauerkraut for you. It's your favorite food since childhood. Why don't you bring it all with you?"

"I don't cook for myself, so how can I eat it with me?" Lin Dong looked at a large basin of pickled vegetables and swallowed.

"Oh, I'm not telling you, it's time for you to find someone. Don't act like your father, who only had children when he was thirty or forty years old. Now there is no one to cook."

"Dad, what age are we in? Finding a wife is not just for cooking. If you tell people that, who would want to marry her?"

"Just find excuses. If you don't be more active, I won't be able to hold your child when it's born." Father Lin would try every means to rush the marriage whenever he had a chance, which made the wizard very much unable to bear it.

"Absolutely. If I see something that pleases your eyes, I will definitely bring it back to you." Lin Dong was scared and quickly changed the subject: "Then why don't you just take them all with you? If you get on the plane, they have to be sealed and checked. Dad, I'll buy some.

Just seal the box. If it's not sealed, people won't let you take it, otherwise the whole plane will probably smell like pickled vegetables."

"Forget it, I'll go buy it. Don't go out. Bring some frozen pears too. You don't have any over there." Father Lin calculated how many sealed boxes he had to buy.

"Bring me some cold noodles." Lin Dong didn't insist.

No matter how tightly he was wrapped, he might still be recognized. Anyway, the mall was right next to his house, so he didn't need to go too far.