I'm almost a Muggle

My name is Gangzi, the steel in the Gangdan group.

I have been called the future of Chinese talk shows, and various media have praised me. My appearance fee is comparable to that of a second-tier star.

But my true identity is just a second-generation juicer.

After finally taking some time, I picked up my beloved little fishing rod and planned to show off my cool skills in front of Si Chong.

But the boss called me to get apples.

I can't explain it, but no one will believe it. I am a stand-up comedian, but I have been reduced to running errands.

I came to the boss's office with four apples.

The boss’s office is very big, and there is a statue of Guan Gong enshrined. Actually, I really don’t understand why Guan Gong is enshrined.

Shouldn’t it be offered to the God of Wealth?

"Boss, the apples you want are the best ones I picked. Mr. Guan will definitely like them." I placed four apples on the boss's desk. If the boss is satisfied, I should get a promotion or a salary increase or something.

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"Leave it alone and go catch your fish."

The boss is very ruthless and doesn't care about me at all.

I walked out dejectedly and helped the boss hold the door open, but I was too weak and didn't hold it, so I turned around and tried to close the door completely.

Then I saw the boss jumping over the desk through the crack in the door.

Somehow, four apples appeared in his hand.

He placed the apples on the altar table in front of Mr. Guan, and then muttered something. I don't know if he was praying to Mr. Guan to bless the company's new big projects and make a lot of money.

Alas, being a big boss of a company is not easy either.

I was about to leave when I suddenly noticed that the boss suddenly jumped up and stared at Mr. Guan with a very fierce look.

Then he quickly grabbed the apple and seemed to want to throw it into the trash can, but he seemed reluctant to part with it. After all, it was something edible.

Finally, the apple rolled to the ground, and the boss sat slumped on the carpet, looking out the window blankly.

Frankly speaking, I often like to confront my boss, like a thorn in my side.

But I'm really grateful to my boss.

He helped a child who had not been admitted to college find his direction in life.

People in the company regard me as their younger brother and treat me like a younger brother.

"Quick!"

I couldn't bear to look at the boss like this, so I knocked on the door and wanted to help calm the boss's mood.

Through the crack of the door, I saw the boss disappear from the floor with a hiss, and then sit behind the desk, so fast that it was almost inhuman.

"Who is it, come in!"

"Boss, it's me, Gangzi."

"What's up?"

"Boss, do you want to drink apple juice? I will squeeze apple juice for you."

"No... then give me a drink."

"Would you like some more snacks? It's almost two o'clock and it's time for afternoon tea."

"Yes, then bring me some."

Alas, I am a famous talk show actor in China, but I not only have to squeeze juice, I also have to take care of my boss's mood, lest he bring down the company if he is unhappy.

"Wait a minute."

Just as I was leaving, the boss called me.

"Boss, what else can I do?"

"Gangzi, what do you think Mr. Guan likes?"

What kind of question is this? You should ask Mr. Guan what he likes.

However, Mr. Guan seems to be gone.

I thought about this problem very hard, as if I could get a promotion and a salary increase if I figured it out, and finally I figured it out.

"Boss," I approached mysteriously and whispered, "I think Mr. Guan likes Diao Chan, hehehe."

Don't ask me why I have to be so mysterious.

Also speak quietly.

Probably because it makes it look more obscene.

"That's right! Mr. Guan probably likes beautiful women. What's so good about apples?" The boss was convinced by me and stood up with a pat on his thigh.

I feel very happy too.

Mr. Guan likes Diao Chan. I am a genius.

"Gangzi, can you help me find a Diao Chan, the hand-made one will do."

I thought very hard and asked the boss to wait for a while. When I showed up in the boss's office again, I had already brought a figure.

The original owner of the figure who was chasing me saw me entering the boss's office and immediately left in despair.

Figures can be purchased again, but the boss cannot be offended.

"Is this Diao Chan?" The boss is obviously not a figurine person.

"Of course, let me show you the base. There are words there."

"Haha, sure enough, this is Diao Chan. That's right. Look, it's big and white." The boss quickly discovered the small words - A Dance Allure Diao Chan.

"Boss, what are you going to use it for?" I was curious.

"Oh, kid, don't ask nonsense, go get me some apple juice and snacks."

Then I was kicked out of my boss's office.

Two-thirty in the afternoon is afternoon tea time, although it may be a little early.

Lin Dong was eating cakes and drinking apple juice, and then looked at the Diao Chan figure on his desk from time to time, feeling that his previous behavior of offering apples to Mr. Guan was really stupid.

There are so many history books, but none of them have written that Mr. Guan liked to eat apples.

Therefore, "Daddy Is Missing 2", which was rejected by the system, will make money.

He just settled the settlement today for this movie, which invested 60 million yuan, accounting for 90% of the share, and then realized the truth that Mr. Guan does not like eating apples.

【Settlement in progress...】

[The project name is the movie "Dad Is Missing 2", with a production cost of 60 million yuan and a total box office of 240 million yuan. According to the investment ratio, you will recover the investment cost and obtain an after-tax profit of 18.32 million yuan. Unfortunately...]

[Since what is consumed is not the system’s initial capital, no Galleons will be settled]

[Settlement is over. Since the system account funds are not zero, a new round of starting funds will not be issued. The current fund balance of your system account is 74 million yuan (excluding other funds in the company account)]

This is the result of the settlement, with a final profit of 14 million.

Comparatively speaking, it is not too much, not hundreds of millions or hundreds of millions.

But profit is profit, which completely ruined Lin Dong's original plan. He had to find another project to lose the money.

There isn't much time left for him to stay.

I called Huang Da'an and asked, but he didn't have any special recommendations.

As for the projects he currently has on hand, they have all been rejected by the system.

The filming of "The Strongest Rival" is almost complete.

After Lin Dong finished filming the peak scene where he meets the mother in the movie, his role was basically finished.

He had a great time filming this movie.

Director Ding Sheng is really good at training actors, and the actors in it all gave outstanding performances.

During the last scene, Lin Dong was surprised to see An Xiaotian, the girl who was ready to jump out of the window and escape at any time.