I'm almost a Muggle

It's not difficult to pick up vegetables with two small wooden sticks after playing with wands all day long.

It tastes so sweet that I almost swallowed the bones.

"This...what is this?" The wizard was shocked.

"Sweet and sour spareribs." Zhang Sanpang looked at his bowl and said doubtfully: "Is there anything different about today's sweet and sour spareribs?"

"Sweet and sour pork ribs? What are they made of?" The wizard started to eat the second piece.

"What's it made of? Pork..."

This conversation is so retarded.

"It's actually a pig?" Lin Dong couldn't believe it.

It tastes different from what I usually eat!

Maybe it was because of the other world, Lin Dong quickly found a reason, and then happily ate all the ribs and egg fried rice.

After eating, Lin Dong was full of energy and began to think about making gold galleons.

He had to buy a wand as soon as possible. An Auror without a wand was not an Auror. He felt too insecure.

After saying hello to the thin Zhang Sanpang, Lin Dong left the dormitory.

When passing by the dormitory next door, he heard a voice.

"Avada eats the big melon!"

Before his mind could make a judgment, his body had already reacted instinctively. As a passionate Auror, he must prevent someone from using the Unforgivable Curse.

The door was kicked open.

There was no magical battle as imagined.

Lin Dong only saw a few people holding rice bowls gathered in front of the computer. What was playing on the screen was a few children holding magic wands and a man without a nose performing magic tricks.

"Dongzi is here, have you eaten?" A man with a round figure and a beard on his face who looked to be at least in his thirties or even forties greeted him naturally.

"Eat it." Lin Dong quietly dissipated the magic in his hand and refused to leave, standing by and staring at the children and people without noses.

It turns out that this is a computer, and Muggle "technology" has developed too fast.

The wizarding world has always been very proud. They have movable newspapers and all kinds of magic to facilitate memory, but they are far behind compared to this computer and mobile phone.

But he soon ran out of time to sigh.

If I read it correctly, this seems to be the magical world he lives in in the movie.

While reading, he asked the system customer service, and soon he had an understanding of the magical world created by Rowling.

He came to the conclusion that Rowling must be a time traveler who once visited the magical world and then came back to record what she saw and heard.

In the process, he also met these buddies in dormitory 623.

These are all from the directing department, one year above them.

The uncle who looks almost forty years old is actually just a little anxious. His name is Du Qixi, nicknamed Brother Qixi, and he is even born in the 1990s.

"Brother Qixi, how is your show? What did Wei Qing say?" After watching the movie, everyone was still a little unfinished. After discussing how the final battle between Voldemort and Harry would unfold, a classmate asked the uncle who was born in the 1990s.

When the uncle born in the 1990s heard this, he immediately lamented: "What else can I say? It's sarcastic."

"Hey, I just don't understand. He can invest millions in a dungeon, but he can't even win over his classmates."

"Forget it, it's the other person's right to help or not. You can spend the other person's money however you want." Du Qixi was open-minded.

He took out a bag of melon seeds, tore open the package and poured it on the table. Everyone grabbed it and ate it.

A group of students want to do big things...

Lin Dong's heart moved.

He kept complaining in his heart when he was watching the movie just now.

Why are a group of students fighting against the villain?

When did the magic world not fall to this point?

Lin Dong seriously doubted that this was a fairy tale that Rowling heard when she traveled to the wizarding world.

Now, there happened to be a group of ignorant students in front of him who wanted to cause trouble.

What a rare opportunity to lose money!

"Brother Qixi, tell me about your project."

Lin Dong asked expectantly while imitating others to eat melon seeds.

"Brother Qixi is determined to make a Chinese fantasy movie. The script has been written, but no one is investing." Someone next to him commented.

"We all pooled together hundreds of thousands, but it's still not enough. After all, it's a fantasy."

"Brother Qixi, I have a deposit of 100,000 yuan, can I invest it in your drama?" Lin Dong clenched his fists and decided to seize this opportunity to lose money.

When he was following the system to learn about the world in the afternoon, he also paid attention to the film and television industry that the original owner might join in the future.

I found that out of the hundreds of movies released throughout the year, basically 90% of them lost money.

This industry is great!

Is there any industry more convenient to lose money than this?

"You?" Du Qixi and his roommates almost fell off their chairs and couldn't believe their ears.

This Lin Dong lives in dormitory 624 next door. He usually dresses very low-key. It is said that his parents are both laid-off workers. How come he is suddenly rich?

"Donzi, don't be joking, Brother Qixi will take it seriously." A classmate suspected that Dongzi was joking.

"Haha, Dongzi, just have this intention. Don't be impulsive. Let's forget about the investment. Let me tell you, I actually know a lot of people in the industry. If it weren't for the fantasy label of this show, it would scare people away.

, it’s no problem to attract some investment.” Du Qixi is a local, the kind who can brag.

No, it started blowing again.

"Brother Qixi, to be honest, I also like...fantasy." Lin Dong pointed at the computer screen and said.

This reason is very good, but Du Qixi is still a little embarrassed to say: "Actually, I know my own level. It will be good if this drama can be produced. It may be difficult to make money."

Lin Dong was a little pleased: Brother, what I want is your words.

If you had promised me how many times the profit could be made, I might not have invested.

He nodded solemnly and said: "Whether you make money or lose money, Brother Qixi, just go ahead and do it. Even if you fail, I will have no problem with it."

"Dongzi..." Du Qixi was so moved that he grabbed Lin Dong's hand and said with tears in his eyes: "Dongzi, don't worry, I, Du Qixi, will definitely help you find a chance to join the team even if I give up this old face.

"

"Uh, Brother Qixi, let's transfer the money first." Lin Dong quickly took out his hand.

Can men hold hands with men in the Muggle world now?

Under Lin Dong's urging, he went to the bank to transfer money and sign the contract, and it was all done in a matter of hours.

Not a cent of the 100,000 yuan in Lin Dong's system account was left.

He didn't have any money left to buy a mobile phone or clothes, so he couldn't wait to apply for settlement from the system.

Since the money has arrived and the contract has been signed, the system determines that this project can be settled.

The system has an early settlement mechanism that does not require the transaction to be completed in reality.

【Settlement in progress...】

[The project name is the movie "Strange Stories from Mountains and Seas". The production cost was 320,000 yuan. It was not released. It was sold to a video website in 2016. According to the investment ratio, you received an income of 6872 yuan. Congratulations on your successful loss]

[The project is rated two stars and receives 325 gold galleons]

[Settlement is over, the starting amount of the next round is 1 million, and the current funds in your system account are 1,006,872 yuan]

Choked to death, successful!

The former Auror of the Ministry of Magic in London, who had been tense after traveling to a strange environment, gave a rare small cheer.

Looking at the more than three hundred gold galleons in the system account, Lin Dong thought they were extremely cute.

There is still 700 left to buy the cheapest wand, which will definitely be enough for one more purchase.

The money in the account not only includes the initial capital of one million, but also includes the settled money.

In fact, Du Qixi will not settle the money to Lin Dong until 2016.

But the system cheated.

The settled money will enter Lin Dong's account as soon as possible.

When the money actually appears in the future, the system will use its magical power to smooth out the account, and no one or organization will notice the abnormality.

The system directly eliminates this five-year time difference.

Otherwise, by 2016, the day lilies will be cold.

Lin Dong thought for a while and asked another question.

[Mr. Customer Service, can I continue to invest in Qixi Brother’s project? The total cost is 320,000, which is probably still a lot short.]

[Sorry, completed projects cannot be changed or added]

The cold voice of the system rejected him, and Lin Dong was not angry. While it was still dark, there was Gome next to the bank, so he went in to buy a mobile phone.

His current mobile phone is a Nokia 3100, which cannot make calls. He doesn't know what's wrong with it, and he really doesn't want to fix it.

Unfortunately, the system only gave me a quota of 1,000 yuan.

There is no need to think about the iPhone 4. The Samsung i9100 is at the same price as it, and there are also mobile phones of various brands priced at 3,000 to 5,000 yuan. Lin Dong glanced at it and walked away. As a person with an account of one million, he didn’t have much in his heart.

Waves.

Of course, there were no blind people who came to despise him.

Finally, he stopped in front of a mobile phone that was being used for activities, the Nokia 5230. This mobile phone was launched in September last year and has been discontinued. It is currently priced at 999.

The quality of this mobile phone is estimated to be very good, and the discount is also high. Lin Dong stood there for a while and saw several students going to place orders.

Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!

Make various settings under the guidance of the system.

Time March 6, 2011, 19:25.

Save the address book, then replace the card, and he can use the new phone.

Then go shopping for clothes.

Lin Dong is really frugal, so much so that he can't find any suitable clothes at all.

There was a street near the school that mostly sold clothes. Lin Dong walked around and changed his whole body.

Shirts, vests, casual suits, windbreakers, boots.

Due to a limited budget, he only had a thousand yuan to spend on clothing. Lin Dong bought all bargains, except for the windbreaker, which could be said to be a good item at a clearance sale.

Of course, as the Romans do, he did not buy the ties and bow ties that Lin Dong often used in the wizarding world.

While he was intoxicated with his appearance in front of the dressing mirror, his newly purchased mobile phone suddenly rang.

Could it be the parents of the original owner of this body?

Lin Dong was a little nervous. He had no parents in the wizarding world. He had been an orphan since he was a child. What was it like to have parents?

Taking out his cell phone, he breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not my parents, it's senior Du Qixi, the street director I just worked with today.

This guy may not know yet, but the fantasy drama he made with great enthusiasm and lost all his money will have a very tragic fate in the future.