I'm almost a Muggle

Wang Shuo, who was in a depressed mood, did not go home immediately after work.

Instead, he went to the bar.

When Xiao Shuo comes to a bar, he rarely comes to get drunk. His way of venting his anger is by bartending.

Use this to vent dissatisfaction and anger in life.

Can you not be angry?

I am the grand champion of the World Fancy Bartending Competition and a judge of the National Bartending Competition, and you ask me to squeeze juice all day long.

Take a look at what's there.

Celery juice, carrot juice, black juice.

Why don't you have a glass of onion juice.

"Brother, make me a drink, your best."

Wang Shuo's hands were flying with wine glasses and bottles, but this did not prevent him from observing others and talking freely: "Gangzi, you can't do it, go drink juice."

"Why can't I do it?" The person who spoke was a thin young man with small eyes.

He hangs out in this bar a lot lately and can chat with everyone. When he has nothing to do, he watches the Beituo gang perform a talk show in the bar.

"You're a minor, why do you come to bars all day long?"

The law stipulates that minors are not allowed to enter commercial dance halls and other places that are not suitable for minors.

It also stipulates that it is prohibited to sell tobacco and alcohol to minors. Anyone who sells tobacco or alcohol to minors will be ordered to make corrections by the competent department and administrative penalties will be imposed in accordance with the law.

But in reality, minors are often seen in bars.

this is the truth.

"Who said I was underage!" The young man proudly took a picture of his ID card and put it on the bar, which showed that he was born in 1995.

He is really eighteen years old.

"Even if you are eighteen, shouldn't you be in school? You should be a sophomore or a senior in high school." Wang Shuo pushed the mixed wine to the guest.

Then I took some with a very low alcohol content and planned to give this young man some.

"Don't mention it. I wanted to take the Beijing Film Academy or China National Theater Examination, but I didn't pass the exam. I don't plan to go to school." Gangzi was a little frustrated. He asked expectantly: "Brother Shuo, I heard they said you didn't go to college either, but

You are doing very well, can you accept me as your apprentice?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Don't listen to their nonsense. If you can study or don't study well, you will regret it in the future."

"It's too late to talk about this now. I just want to learn more things so that I don't get tired of it. I think bartending is quite good, but it's a pity that you don't teach me."

"You watch those Bei Tuo people performing all day long. I thought you liked talk shows."

"Oh, talk shows only make a lot of money. I think they all have one meal and one meal, and they can't eat it if they like it."

"Then how much money do you think a bartender can make?"

"They say you make a lot of money."

"Did you know that I only earn 1,800 yuan a month to help here? I am an international bartender."

Wang Shuo really wanted to use blood and tears to teach this gangster to go back to school.

The waiter who came to serve the drinks complained in his heart, you come here three or two times a month, and you are not happy to pay you 1,800 yuan, right?

"Then why do they say you make more money?"

"That's because I can earn 50,000 yuan a month from work. If you go to school well, you can also go to work and make a lot of money."

"What kind of wine is this? How sweet is it? Brother Shuo, how about you help me find a job in your company."

"That's a good idea, but the minimum requirement for employment in our company is a master's degree from a prestigious university, so you'd better find a school to repeat your studies."

"Impossible, you also graduated from high school."

"I sold my ass to get in, do you need me to introduce you?"

"Fuck, I still don't want it."

"You're kidding, young man, it's impossible for our company to have two bartenders and no one can bartend."

"Oh, life is really hopeless."

The young man sighed sadly and drank all the wine in the cup.

"Want to go on stage and try it?"

Wang Shuo raised his chin. In that direction were the two stand-up comedians from Beituo.

They can get three hundred yuan a night.

If you are a partner, it will be 150 per person. If you are an old person bringing a new person, you will be allocated separately.

"Me?" Gangzi shook his head repeatedly: "If I can't do it, how can I do it?"

"Here, have another drink."

"Thank you, Brother Shuo. I'll give you the money. Hey, this tastes a bit choking."

After a while.

The young man's eyes, which were not big in the first place, began to become confused.

"Brother, didn't you just tell me to go up? Can I still go up now?"

"Go." Wang Shuo was very satisfied that his bartending level had improved. If it makes you confused, then you will be confused. It will make you as confused as possible.

Absolutely unambiguous.

"Hello everyone, I'm Gangzi. I...I'm saying this for the first time. If I don't say it well, you have to endure it."

"As you all have seen, I am still a child, and children always have many innocent questions. When I was younger, one day I asked my parents how I came to be.

My dad said I paid for the phone bill as a gift.

I was confused as to how much it would cost to give me such a living person.

In the end, guess what my dad said.

I said it was sent by PHS. Can you believe it? PHS.

My mother is different.

My mother said I was cut out of a watermelon.

This is the psychological shadow of my childhood.

It's still there till now.

When I see others opening watermelons, I get worried.

Sister, please cut slowly.

There might be children inside."

There were only twenty or thirty people drinking in the bar. After he said this, he immediately remembered the fierce applause.

Wang Shuo couldn't help but nod.

He has been hanging out in places like this all year round and is no stranger to performing in bars.

This gangster's talk show is not that amazing.

But paired with his childish appearance and naughty tone, it's really good.

It doesn't look like a newbie coming on stage for the first time at all.

See it.

This is the magic of bartending. I let you get on top and then I can do whatever I want with you.

"Gangzi, find a celebrity to complain about."

"A star."

Gangzi on the stage pondered for a moment and clapped his hands.

"This is easy, so let me complain about Lin Dong, who is the most popular recently."

"Actually, I don't know Lin Dong.

I have to be lucky.

If I wanted to know such a scumbag, wouldn't I be just like him?

You ask me what's wrong with him?

He kicked his mother out of the house, wasn't that enough of a scumbag?

What a scumbag!

So everyone calls him White Eyed Wolf..."

After all, the amount of information was insufficient and there was no preparation in advance, but Wang Shuo was so happy that he couldn't stop.

Emma, ​​the star chosen is so funny.

I asked you to choose one at random, how did you know that I wanted you to scold my boss?

This kid is so considerate.

"Let's talk about his plastic surgery. This is definitely a rumor. Next time, don't blame him for plastic surgery. How can anyone throw acid on their face after plastic surgery, right?

Haha, hello everyone, I’m Gangzi, thank you for listening to my talk show.”

I was talking happily before, but later I broke out in a cold sweat, almost sobered up, and quickly rolled off the stage.