I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world
#1528 - Persuade the Jade Emperor to put the overall situation first!
Panic is the uneasiness about the unknown, and unknown danger is the greatest terror!
Therefore, upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor had no intention of having a deep conversation with Tathagata Buddha anymore. He pretended to be calm and said with a forced smile:
"Buddha conquered the monkey demon on my behalf. I should have held a banquet to reward you for your contribution. However, the Heavenly Palace has been destroyed now. There is no place to hold a banquet... I can only ask Buddha to wait.
In the future, when I have restored the Heavenly Palace, I will definitely send someone to the Paradise to invite the Buddha to a banquet.
As for now, at this moment, I have to go to Zixiao Palace, so I will leave you now."
The Tathagata Buddha nodded slightly and said, "Your Majesty, please do as you wish."
"Thank you, Buddha."
The Jade Emperor exhaled lightly, and his body instantly turned into a ray of golden light, passing through the Heavenly Palace and rushing straight into the thirty-three heavens.
Tathagata watched him disappear into the distance in silence until the light completely disappeared from his sight. Then he looked down at the millions of demons and said, "I have suppressed the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. What are you going to do now?"
In fact, he wanted to subdue these millions of monsters.
Although these monsters themselves are not worth much, in this battle against the heavens, most of them have made a fortune. If this wealth is collected, it will definitely help to strengthen Buddhism.
But just as some of the weak knees were about to kneel down at each other's feet, a beam of colorful divine rainbow pierced through the sea of clouds and flashed in front of Tathagata.
When those "weaklings" saw the young girl manifested by the divine rainbow, their knees seemed to suddenly become stiffer and they could no longer kneel.
"Miss Yang has done a great job."
After taking a deep look at the golden axe held tightly in the girl's hand, and then looking at the lotus divine pattern on her forehead, Tathagata smiled and spoke politely.
Yang Chan shook her head: "I was just following orders. I only worked hard but did not achieve any credit. The Buddha is overpraising me."
After that, she turned to look at the millions of demons and shouted, "Your king has been driven down to the lower world, why are you still standing here?"
Millions of monsters looked at each other, and then turned into millions of streams of light, rushing towards the lower world like a huge meteor shower, but this rain was not scattered, but rushed in the same direction.
Among them, there are smart ones, stupid ones, some who only know how to follow the trend, and even some who are stupid as hell. If there was only one leader in Huaguo Mountain, they might fall apart after the king was suppressed, turning into light rain all over the sky and falling all over the world. But the problem is, Huaguo Mountain also has a spiritual leader.
Even the king needs to seek advice on major issues, not to mention these monsters...
"What a wonderful show!"
Tathagata's eyes quickly swept across the countless ruins in the Heavenly Palace and he sighed from the bottom of his heart.
From his perspective outside the chessboard, the Heavenly Palace was breached before the emperor and empress could even understand what was happening.
But when they understood what was going on, they didn't dare to take any more action.
This all sounds simple, and doesn't look complicated from outside the chessboard, but its core is quite terrifying.
Countless lines are being manipulated by an invisible hand, and the progress of each line is just right.
This person at least has the status of being able to walk freely in Yaochi and meet the emperor and empress at any time, and no one has discovered any clues...
Therefore, on the surface, it was Sun Wukong who fought from the South Heaven Gate to the Lingxiao Palace, and from the Lingxiao Palace to the Yaochi Lake, and his military exploits were so great that they shocked the world.
In fact, without the multi-line micro-management of the big man behind the scenes, Sun Wukong might not even be able to break into the South Heaven Gate!
"The demon soldiers have retreated, and it is time for me to take my leave." Yang Chan pretended not to understand what was said and said with a bow.
Tathagata pursed his lips and suddenly said, "I would like to meet the Emperor of Fengdu. Please introduce me to him, Miss Yang."
Yang Chan: “…”
Heaven beyond heaven.
Zixiao Palace.
A seemingly ordinary Taoist temple is suspended at the highest point of the sky, like an eye, overlooking the three realms of heaven, man and hell below.
The Jade Emperor came to the Taoist temple in a hurry, knelt on the ground with a plop, and knocked his forehead heavily on the stone slab: "Disciple Zhang Bairen, beg to see the master."
"The Axe of Creation never appeared."
As soon as he finished speaking, a voice without any emotion came from inside the temple.
The Jade Emperor was stunned: "Ah?"
The Taoist Patriarch was silent, the Taoist temple was silent, and there was total silence except for the Jade Emperor's increasingly heavy breathing.
He figured it out.
I was deceived.
Damn Yang Jian.
Once again, I committed the crime of deceiving God!
After a long while, the Jade Emperor tried to calm down his raging emotions and kowtowed again: "Thank you, Daozu, for your guidance..."
Daozu still did not respond, so the Jade Emperor had to stand up, bowed and said goodbye, and left on a cloud.
It was almost evening.
Kunlun on earth.
Ancient God Cave.
Tathagata sat opposite Qin Yao and looked at Yang Chan in astonishment: "Your Majesty, you are not bluffing me, are you? You said the Axe of Creation in her hand is fake?"
Qin Yao nodded: "It is indeed fake."
Tathagata said in disbelief: "How can a fake thing deceive the Jade Emperor?"
"Because this fake divine axe is made according to the principles of the real divine axe." Qin Yao explained.
Tathagata paused for a moment and sighed, "What a skill, what a courage!"
"It's just going with the flow." Qin Yao said calmly.
Tathagata shook his head and said suddenly, "The fake Axe of Creation may be hidden from the Jade Emperor, but it certainly cannot be hidden from the Dao Ancestor. When I came, the Jade Emperor had already gone to find the Dao Ancestor. What is the Emperor's response to this?"
Qin Yao smiled and said, "Yang Chan, please help me go to Huaguo Mountain and let Shiji lead millions of monsters to the underworld to build a monster city.
The Huaguo Mountain lineage will vanish with the defeat of Sun Wukong."
Tathagata: “…”
Can power struggle be played like this?
The crimes committed in Huaguo Mountain have nothing to do with the Demon City, right?
But when he put himself in the Jade Emperor's shoes and thought about countermeasures, he found that there was really no way to kill all these monsters.
After all, for the underworld, these millions of demons are a resource in themselves, and the Queen Mother Hou Tu will not spit out the meat that has entered her mouth.
No matter how angry the Jade Emperor was, he dared not order the 365 righteous gods to attack the underworld!
"He will definitely find another excuse to cause trouble."
After a while, Tathagata said softly: "Even if this excuse is not justified."
Qin Yao said: "I wonder if the Buddha is willing to act as a middleman and persuade the Jade Emperor to put the overall situation first."
Tathagata: “???”
Qin Yao smiled and said, "General Juanlian, the journey to the west."
Tathagata understood immediately and said with a wry smile: "How did I get into the chessboard?"
Qin Yao said: "I was also on the chessboard, and I paid a high price to vent my anger."
Tathagata asked in confusion: "What price did you pay?"
"I need to stay here for five hundred years." Qin Yao pointed to the Ancient God Cave and sighed, "Actually, don't overestimate me. I also have my share of miscalculations, and I can't predict everything."
Tathagata: “…”
You call this a price?
Then all the damn immortals will have to pay this price. After all, who doesn’t want to go into seclusion?
"What if I don't agree to help you reconcile?" After a while, Tathagata asked curiously.
Qin Yao smiled and said, "Then we can only trouble Fairy Chang'e to find the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother is a calm and rational person. Even if she hates to the point of vomiting blood, she will not be as impulsive as the Jade Emperor. Instead, she will carefully weigh the pros and cons."
Tathagata couldn't help but ask, "What's the difference between being in this ancient cave and being in Fengdu?"
Qin Yao thought for a moment and said, "Apart from the differences in food, clothing, housing and transportation, the biggest difference is probably that people I don't want to see can't find me."
Tathagata: “…”
He suddenly didn't want to continue the conversation.
The next day.
Huashan Cave.
The monkey, who was covered in black, suddenly heard the sound of the stone door opening. He turned around abruptly and saw Shiji slowly approaching in a black dress and holding a black magic wand.
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"Sister Shi, why are you here?"
"It's a long story."
Shiji sighed, and then said, "Wukong, after you crushed the Heavenly Palace, why didn't you come back?"
Sun Wukong's eyes turned again and again, and he thought of countless excuses in an instant, but in the end he told the truth honestly:
"Sister, I feel that the old Jade Emperor is not worthy of being the Jade Emperor, let alone ruling the Three Realms. The so-called common ruler of the world is passed down from generation to generation, and the strong are respected forever..."
Shiji shook her head and interrupted, "You really don't know how high the heaven is and how deep the earth is. You think you can replace the Jade Emperor by destroying the Heavenly Palace."
Sun Wukong said unconvincedly: "If it weren't for that monk with the big bump on his head..."
"If it weren't for that monk with the big bump on his head, your fate would have been even worse."
Shiji reached out and poked his forehead, saying, "I'm going to tell you today how naive your idea is!"
at the same time.
Heaven.
Countless golden warriors rushed back and forth, clearing the ruins and rebuilding the palace.
However, the palaces they rebuilt were no different from those houses in the mortal world.
Not to mention the spirit gathering formation, even its solidity is no different from tofu dregs to an immortal. One would have to worry about someone pulling the door off while living in it.
There is no other way. It is easier to destroy than to rebuild. Even the Queen Mother can only make do with it for now...
"Your Highness, the Buddha Tathagata has arrived."
Just as she was sitting in front of the fairy mirror, looking at herself sadly, an immortal official suddenly came to the palace gate, knelt down and said.
The Queen Mother suddenly stood up and appeared outside the palace in a flash. She bowed to the Buddha who was approaching slowly and said, "Buddha."
Tathagata politely responded, "Greetings, Madam."
The Queen Mother looked into the monk's eyes and asked with some hope in her heart, "Where did the Buddha come from?"
Tathagata said, "I am here at the request of the Emperor of Fengdu to explain the situation to the Empress."
Hearing the words 'Emperor of Fengdu', the Queen Mother gritted her teeth in hatred: "How dare he ask the Buddha to go to heaven to mediate?"
No one is a fool.
She knew very well how the battle that crushed Ling Xiao happened.
Tathagata said: "The Emperor of Fengdu has been sealed."
The Queen Mother was stunned: "What?"
“Before all the disputes started, Emperor Fengdu was sealed in the Snow God Cave because he lost a bet with the Snow God.
You can ask the Snow God or even the three ancient gods for confirmation on this point." Tathagata said.
The Queen Mother raised her brows and said, "What do you mean? He wants to say that this battle against the Heaven has nothing to do with him?"
"He didn't say that. He just said that he was willing to pay some price to make up for the sins of Shiji, Yang Chan and others." Tathagata said.
The Queen Mother sneered: "What price can make up for their sins?"
"The position of a Buddhist arhat." Tathagata responded softly.
The Queen Mother was stunned.
Tianhe.
At the sky gate.
Marshal Tianpeng was lying on a bed board, bored, humming some unknown tune.
There was fighting and chaos outside, but it seemed like it had nothing to do with him.
After all, he was stripped of his military power when Tianhe released the water. Now he only has the title of marshal and nothing else.
Moreover, he didn't really want this title. He thought the Jade Emperor was talking nonsense and opening the floodgates to release the water was like playing.
This is the fucking Tianhe Gate, not the thing under your crotch. I can release the water whenever I say so.
What's even more outrageous is that he was dismissed as soon as he stopped it, and then reinstated. Marshal Tianhe's authority continued to decline in this cycle, and his reputation became lower and lower.
Moreover, with the 365 righteous gods ascending to heaven, even if he had real power, he no longer had any sense of existence.
Boring, no fun...
"You're having a good time."
Suddenly, a voice sounded in his ears.
Tianpeng was startled by the voice and immediately stood up with his big belly: "Teacher..."
Taishang Laojun tapped his belly with his whisk and said, "Lose some weight. You've become as fat as a ball."
Tianpeng scratched his head awkwardly and said, "This stomach is full of mana, and I haven't been able to purify it again."
Taishang Laojun said: "Lying here and humming a song, what do you use to purify your magic power?"
Tianpeng blushed and quickly changed the subject: "Teacher, why are you here? Even if there is something, I should be the one going to the Tushita Palace."
"I came here to watch the fun, and after watching the fun, I turned in here." Taishang Laojun said, "I never thought that you would fall into such a state."
Tianpeng: “…”
Stop scolding, stop scolding, why are you still scolding me?
Thinking of this, he even felt a little aggrieved, so he told all his sad experiences in one breath.
"In other words, you don't want to be Marshal Tianpeng anymore?" Taishang Laojun concluded.
Tian Peng nodded heavily: "Even if I have to go down to the mortal world and become a pig, I don't want to stay in the Heavenly Palace and suffer bullying anymore."
Taishang Laojun: “…”
After a while, he shook his head and said, "Silly man, remember this: from now on, don't say anything that is not in your favor.
Everything has its own destiny and fate. How can you be good if you always curse yourself?
For example, don't say stupid things like being a pig in the underworld, or how tired you are, how annoyed you are, how terrible it is, why is your life so miserable, why am I so unlucky, etc.
This is the Taoist concept of avoiding prophecies, while Buddhism regards it as a kind of verbal karma. "
Tianpeng quickly said, "Yes, teacher, I've got it."
Taishang Laojun was very satisfied with his attitude and asked, "Tianpeng, after you stop being a marshal, what do you want to do in the future?"
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