I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

Thirty-Seven I Heard Some People Called Me a Dog? Baishen, who had never done a good deed before, had the urge to vomit blood the first time he did something good.

So he swore that he would never do good deeds again in his life!

Baishen sat at the table, fiercely hugged his bowl and began to eat.

I have to say that the rice cooked by Huang Lei is pretty good. The two hard dishes, Sixi meatballs can be rated as 8 points for their color and aroma, and the stewed chicken with mushrooms is even more delicious.

This soup is made with fresh mushrooms that just came down from the mountain. After one sip, it tastes delicious.

Xiang Baishen had the urge to cook, so scared that he quickly took a mouthful of rice and swallowed the urge.

Joke!

Cook?

Even with the God of Cooking system, Baishen wouldn’t even touch the sides of the pot.

There is no other reason, but it is too salty.

System: “One day, you will use it.”

Baishen replied nonchalantly: “Yes, I hope it’s for you.”

system:”……”

Damn it!

Bullying it can’t eat!

Bullying it can only drool in front of a table of delicious food!

Although it has no saliva…

“You’re greedy for me, kill me!” the system said viciously again.

But this time, Baishen Xianyu turned around!

He is no longer afraid of this dog system!

He responded to the system with only two words:

“hehe!”

What a great word, it shows that from now on the host can stand up as a serf and sing, and live a happy life of flirting with girls during the day and beating the system at night!

People, finally stand up!

In fact, Baishen didn’t hear that the system would kill him. He was quite surprised, and said, “Why didn’t you kill me? Did you admit defeat?”

“That’s right.” The system admitted calmly: “Anyway, you don’t owe me money now, and you still have to give me some face. I’ll let you brag about it for now.”

Baishen: “…”

Why?

Why is she not happy at all even though she won?

This kind of feeling of being let down by others is like having just masturbated a, v all night, and a beautiful woman with a flirtatious posture appeared in front of her.

I don’t have the strength to think about it, noI am not reconciled.

It’s so hard to be unable to get up or down!

…

So the aggrieved Baishen went to trouble the director team with his job.

“Director, director, you actually eat instant noodles!” Baishen looked at the meat in his bowl, and then at the various instant noodles served by the director team, a little surprised.

No one in the director’s team spoke, but their slightly trembling bodies and the cold sweat oozing from their foreheads had revealed their inner thoughts:

Nima!

Why is the king of this routine coming again!

Absolutely don’t pay attention to him!

Seeing that no one was talking, Baishen smacked his lips, “Don’t you guys know that eating instant noodles is unhealthy?”

After finishing speaking, he laughed, and refuted himself: “That’s right, you’ve all mixed up to eat instant noodles, so it doesn’t matter if it’s healthy or not!”

Director group: “…”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 500 points of embarrassment from the director group collectively!”

Hearing the news of the ignorant value coming in, Baishen chuckled and walked up to Big Yu:

The moment Baishen came over, the people around Director Dayu all retreated far away as if they had seen the plague god.

Big Yu also wanted to retreat, but Baishen grabbed him by the collar.

God knows why this guy is so strong!

Big Yu wanted to cry but had no tears: “What do you want to do again!”

“It’s nothing.” Baishen held the bowl and said, “Director, let’s play a game. If you praise me, I’ll praise you. If you win, I’ll give you my meal. How about it?”

Looking at the meat in Baishen’s bowl and his soaked noodles, Big Yu’s heart was moved.

“it is good!”

Baishen smiled: “Then you talk first.”

The big fish didn’t have to think about it at all, and said directly: “Bai Shen, you are so handsome!”

After finishing speaking, he was still very curious about how Baishen would praise him.

After all…well…he looks…not very…good…

“Could it be that he would praise me for the rapeseed?” Big Yu thought, thinking that would be pretty good.

But Baishen didn’t.

After hearing Big Yu praise him for being handsome, he nodded slightly and said with a smile, “Director, you have a really good eye.”

Big Fish: “…”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting 100 points of embarrassment from the director Da Yu!”

In the live broadcast room, everyone sprayed rice.

“Fuck! Where’s your face, where’s your face!”

“My god, you have such a good eye. Congratulations to the director for being recruited again!”

“Director, don’t give up the treatment, if you don’t keep it all together, you will defeat Baishen one day!”

“Impossible, absolutely impossible to defeat, you can only accept oppression, live like this!”

“I’m the only one who thinks that the director team is miserable, please address, I’ll send you meals!”

“The kindness upstairs!”

…

Baishen originally wanted to play with Big Yu again, but the other party wouldn’t open his mouth even if he was beaten to death.

There is no other way, Baishen can only go back to eat.

At the dinner table, Huang Lei was discussing with Wang Baoqiang about the child.

“Isn’t June 1 coming soon? I’m thinking of giving my children an exciting holiday gift.” Wang Baoqiang said while eating, “But I don’t know what is exciting.”

“I can’t, my two daughters can’t help you.” Huang Lei said: “You have to ask those skinny children!”

Liu Xianhua spoke first, “Then take them to the Paradise, roller coaster, pirate ship, water slide, etc., one by one!”

Li Chen suggested: “I suggest going to a haunted house, and I will never forget it.”

Er Ke disagreed: “What about leaving shadows? I think it would be better to go to the zoo and see those tough animals.”

The discussion was intense.

At this time, Baishen, who had been listening to them silently, suddenly said:

“Well, I think the paternity test is very exciting.”

(I found a mistake. The pot helmet in the above was originally eaten…in fact, it should be the lid of the pot…

However, don’t pay attention to these details. )

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