I was determined to be bad, but I went straight to the Basketball Hall of Fame

Chapter 1 A mission with soaring difficulty

The piercing sound of the alarm bell echoed in my ears.

Min Congda woke up from his sleep and reached out to touch the mobile phone on the bedside table.

I touched it several times but couldn't find my phone. The alarm kept ringing.

"Why is my phone missing?"

When I stood up and opened my eyes, I found that the surroundings were dark.

"Why is it so dark in the house... Oops, I overslept!"

Min Congda, who was still a little confused, woke up immediately.

Yesterday, in order to cope with the inspection by his superiors, he stayed at the unit all night to make materials.

As the social account manager with the least background or connections in the industry, he took over the job alone.

It was finally his turn, the system came, and he married Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of life!

I just don’t know what year he returned to?

What year is it now? Before the reform and opening up?

Climb all the way in the exam where thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge.

This idea flashed through Min Congda's mind and was immediately rejected.

There is an NBA in basketball, with Yao Ming, Jordan, Kobe, and maybe James and others, but I don’t know the rest.

The time is now two o'clock. Stay until half past two and the task will be completed.

"But since the goal of the mission is to make the team rotten and become the worst team until it goes bankrupt, then it's an advantage that I don't know basketball! It seems that this mission is really tailor-made for me."

[Binding successful]

Regardless of anything else, the US$300 million was firmly on his radar.

Is it still in China? It can’t be in a foreign country, right?

Task content: In one minute, you will become the general manager of the Los Angeles Clippers. Use your ability to make the Clippers become the team with the worst record and the lowest market value.

It is not easy to run a company well.

The sound did not come from the bedside table, but from the opposite side, at the end of the bed.

The alarm clock lights up again, and golden text appears:

As expected, this is the initial task, which is to practice your skills.

When I went to the cafeteria to eat, I felt like my hair was pounding, my feet were shaking, and the sun was particularly dazzling.

"Oh, by the way, what's the name of this team? Los Angeles Clippers? Los Angeles? Am I in the United States?"

"The system has arrived? Great! I wasn't kidnapped, I should have traveled through time!"

My parents also said that I should study well and get ahead.

Take the high school entrance examination, college entrance examination, and bank entrance examination after graduation.

As a result, my family was demolished and lost ten houses plus several million in cash.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

The soul is about to leave the body, and if it doesn't sleep, it will sleep forever.

"What...what's going on?"

Min Congda still remembers that the basketball game was in the morning and noon.

If someone kidnaps him for his face, he is willing not to resist and just go along with the situation.

Then if you don't do anything, won't your life be lost?

Thinking of some scenes in the movie, Min Congda shuddered.

For example, a fire suddenly breaks out in the room, or a gangster breaks in.

He was sure that this was not the single room he rented for 1,500 yuan a month.

Is it the color?

Min Congda touched his face.

"Whatever, why don't you sleep a little longer, maybe it's just a dream, and when you wake up, you have to go to work."

Kidnapping money is impossible for him.

As a financial migrant worker working at the bottom level of a bank.

Min Congda thought about it and got up from the bed, went to the cabinet and pressed the alarm clock.

Limx→0+(3log(|√2-√1+√1+16x|)+log(|1-√1+16x|)-4logx)=?”

As a bookworm who has been reading online novels since junior high school, Min Congda immediately realized that he was favored by fate.

Look at the alarm clock on the cabinet.

There was a "pop" sound.

[Whether to accept your first task: 1. Accept. 2. Think about it before accepting. 】

It's definitely not from ancient times. Houses in ancient times were not decorated like this.

However, none of these ideas happened, and half an hour passed quietly.

Hurry home and take a nap to relax.

"The wallpaper, floor, chandelier, bedside table... all are wrong... and where is my TV? Where is my computer? My only entertainment device! Am I being kidnapped?"

Min Congda is illiterate in sports.

"Is the task really that simple? Do nothing? Is there anything wrong with it?"

Min Congda was safe and sound, and nothing unexpected happened.

He really wants to show off, but conditions don’t allow it!

Mission reward: Qualification to enter the next level]

"I choose 1 and accept the task."

[Mission 2: The difficulty soars! You are the king of bad team creation in the NBA!

"When I complete this task and have 300 million US dollars, I can continue to the next task, receive another reward, and then continue to the next... one day I will become the richest man in the world!"

"Am I still in the dream and haven't woken up yet?"

Since elementary school, my teacher has told me that I should study hard.

Moreover, the content of the mission is poorly presented.

The room suddenly became quiet.

Min Congda lay back on the bed.

At that time, most of the students in the boys' dormitory were fans, mainly basketball and football.

I pinched myself, it hurt.

Min Congda calmed down immediately.

It’s not about money, sex, or grudges, so what’s going on?

Is it equivalent to the first question or 1+1=?.

I once met a junior high school classmate at the counter who came to deposit money.

Min Congda accepted the task of the system.

Because there were a lot of things to do in the afternoon, I set the alarm for 1:20.

Football matches are mainly played in the evening and early morning.

He reached out to touch the light switch on the wall, but found nothing.

Isn’t it easy to make things worse and collapse?

Oh no, it seems that what is going to be destroyed is not a company, but a team?

"Los Angeles... Clippers? Never heard of it. NBA? They seem to play basketball? A basketball team?"

The money is deposited in the bank, and the house is rented out to collect rent.

If converted into RMB, it would be over a billion!

Although this second mission is a bit fucked up.

Although he works in a bank and handles tens of millions of dollars every day, it has nothing to do with him.

I cursed in my heart: "Damn it, what's the difference between the two? I can only accept it anyway? Then just accept it."

Min Congda noticed that the decoration of the room did not look like China.

By the time he got to college, Min Congda had no chance to play sports anymore, so he spent his spare time working part-time to earn living expenses.

Less than 30 years old, this classmate already has three children.

Min Congda read all the words.

[Welcome to the bad master system, let us start a life of bad and winning all the way]

When I was in elementary school, I often played table tennis, kicked shuttlecocks, and played with rubber bands.

The still harsh alarm ringing in his ears interrupted his fantasy.

In football, there is the World Cup, there is this super league, there is Ronaldo, there is Messi, and there are endless scoldings of the national football team.

Three generations of farmers in the family have passed down the good virtues of the Chinese people - poverty from generation to generation.

Mission goal: Preliminarily master the methods of disposing of trash.

Lose all the way and win all the way, isn't this the life you want?

Earn money while lying down!

Min Congda has never acted badly since he was a child.

Min Congda has no value in being kidnapped.

[Task 1: Test your skills and enjoy yourself.

Facing the mountain of shit materials accumulated year after year, Min Congda roamed around and filled holes, fighting until eight o'clock in the morning.

The annual interest plus rent far exceeds Min Congda's income.

Min Congda was startled when he saw the golden character appearing and took two steps back.

[Congratulations on passing the first level. You have mastered the basic skills of destroying. Let's move on to the next level. 】

Look at yourself again who never shows off?

$300 million, or cash?

[User: Min Congda]

First, the mobile phone on the bedside disappeared, and then the switch on the wall disappeared.

"No matter what age or country, what do you have to fear if you become a son of the system?"

Min Congda felt more and more something was wrong. The single room he rented was so big, and he could figure out what was in every corner with his eyes closed.

Sitting on the bed, looking around.

Basically, he is on the same level as the janitor sitting in the reception room listening to the radio.

Now the system gives him the opportunity to mess up:

Min Congda realized that he might have left his motherland and came to the United States.

Min Congda is willing to go back to school and learn advanced mathematics again!

Then I worked diligently for several years,

As a result, I couldn't even afford a house of my own in the city.

Seeing this line of words, Min Congda felt a little excited.

There was supposed to be a TV hanging there, but why did the TV become a cabinet?

Min Congda's eyes gradually adapted to the dim environment, with thick curtains drawn on the windows.

Finally got a job that is decent in the eyes of others.

The decoration and layout of the house gave him the feeling of a hotel.

"Where are the switches? Why are the switches on the wall missing?"

It is said that he does nothing at home and just lies and gnaws on his old age every day.

Task reward: 300 million U.S. dollars. The current market value of the Los Angeles Clippers is 300 million U.S. dollars. The team's market value is closely related to its record and profitability. The decrease in the team's market value each season will become your personal wealth until the team goes bankrupt and the market value is restored.

Zero, you will receive $300 million in cash.]

It's so easy to just stay in your room and do nothing!

Think about it, no one has appreciated my appearance in thirty years.

At this moment, the alarm clock gave off a burst of light, and lines of golden text appeared in front of me:

The older ones are all in elementary school.

The second question becomes "You have mastered the basic rules of mathematical operations, please calculate below:

He is deaf to what is going on outside the window and only concentrates on reading exam books.

There was light leaking from the cracks, but he remembered that it was obviously raining today.

After working for many years, I didn’t even have enough money for a down payment to buy a house.

New content appears:

His salary plus bonus is only one ten thousandth.

It was too late to go back, so I just kept going to work and drank strong tea all morning.

I looked at the two options given by the system.

After staying for a while, Min Congda muttered a little. He looked around, wondering if there would be any accident?

This person's grades in junior high school were very poor, and he dropped out of high school before finishing high school.

Min Congda shed tears of helplessness in his heart.

It was not a serial dream, the piercing alarm ringing in my ears continued.

Task content: Stay in the room for half an hour and do nothing.

But if the reward is 300 million US dollars.

Mission goal: Make the Los Angeles Clippers the worst team in NBA history.

After reading clearly what was written above, Min Congda immediately understood.

In order to prevent students from not learning to play basketball well, the high school principal simply locked the basket on the basketball court.

[The Bad Master system has been started and is binding users...]

The annoying alarm clock sound finally stopped.

When I got to middle school, physical education classes were always occupied by the main teacher.

This is the only bit of knowledge he has about the two major ball games.

"How could I, a Chinese financial migrant worker, become the general manager of an American team? It doesn't matter. This must be a systematic process and it will take care of it for me."

Just then, there was a rapid knock on the door.

A clear female voice came from outside the door, speaking English:

"Mr. Smart, Mr. Smart! Are you in there? The draft is about to begin. Let's hurry up and get to the office!"

(End of chapter)