I Just Want To Farm

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This really doesn't exist.

The days that followed were like this.

The second one to find was Donghuang Taiyi.

At that time, the current Donghuang was still a boy who had just left his childish body. Originally, Qin Yu was just teasing Jiaojiao, and she didn't intend to take the crazy seductive route, but she peeked at the current Donghuang's little friend from behind the old tree. , groping the bark with her fingers, she said to Jiaojiao, "Jiaojiao."

That voice was too soft and sweet.

Jiaojiao: "Damn it, you talk like a human!"

Qin Yu: "Your father is like this, I think I can do it."

Jiaojiao: "Fuck! Wake up, he's just a child now."

Qin Yu: "I can develop it and wait for him to grow up."

Jiaojiao panicked, and grabbed Qin Yu's waist to prevent her from going out, but Qin Yu moved so fast that he disappeared every minute, and even changed into a dignified, elegant and sexy long dress, flicked her hair and went out.

First of all, she made a gorgeous appearance, and then she spoke like a fairy: "Little friend, call me sister."

The beauty is sultry, overflowing the screen.

The still young Donghuang Taiyi was really stunned for three seconds, then looked away and was about to speak.

"Mother."

Snapped! A chubby girl behind Qin Yu grabbed her leg.

Qin Yu: "???"

The Eastern Emperor looked at Jiaojiao, then at Qin Yu, and politely called out, "Hello, Auntie."

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Auntie, uncle!

Qin Yu rubbed Jiaojiao's head several times with one hand, while smiling at Donghuang Taiyi, "Call me sister, I will give you a great opportunity."

Only then did Donghuang Taiyi become alert, and said coldly, "I don't know you."

Qin Yu: "I know you now."

Donghuang Taiyi: "Human traffickers?"

Fuck! ! Have you ever had cross-border telephone contact with Zen Master?

In anger, Qin Yu pressed the small sword in his hand against Donghuang Taiyi's throat, "Call Dad, or I'll kill you!"

Donghuang Taiyi frowned: "You can't."

"Oh? Why?"

Qin Yu asked, but knew that Donghuang Taiyi couldn't tell. Seeing that he was frowning, he couldn't help but stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and touched Jiaojiao's head.

Jiaojiao was stunned.

But Donghuang Taiyi only rubbed his head carefully, then restrained himself, and wanted to withdraw his hand, but Qin Yu grabbed his wrist mid-air.

Qin Yu grabbed his hand and put it on Jiaojiao's head again, "Rub it casually, you're welcome."

At that moment, Donghuang Taiyi's vigilance softened, and Qin Yu's eyes also softened.

Jiaojiao thinks, my Yuyu is actually a very gentle and considerate person.

Blood Dragon thinks so, he thinks so too.

The group was moved, and then Qin Yu said, "It's cool, call me dad again."

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Donghuang Taiyi still didn't bark in the end, and Qin Yu basically stopped eating after that.

The third one is Buddha Zongjiaye.

Qin Yu: "Do you want to be my apprentice?"

Ka Ye: "I want to join the Buddhist sect, master, are you a nun?"

Qin Yu: "."

You are so handsome, why do you have to become a monk?

The fourth is Daozong old man.

Qin Yu: "Do you want to be my apprentice?"

Daozong: "How old are you this year?"

How old are you now, old man!

The fifth is Jiang Yuan.

Jiang Yuan: "You look very powerful, do you want to hit me?"

Qin Yu: "Call me Dad if you lose?"

Jiang Yuan: "No more fights."

Qin Yu: "?"

Jiang Yuan: "You like being a father so much, it feels a bit perverted, and it doesn't matter if you win."

Fuck!

Qin Yu directly pressed the person on the ground and rubbed it several times, and finally threw the inheritance of the soul path on his head, and said by the way: "It's a good thing to have personality, don't narrow your way."

"Also, you can not be my apprentice, but you are not allowed to accept apprentices in the future, or I will break your legs."

Qin Yu was vicious, but Jiang Yuan was particularly stubborn, and he said unyieldingly: "Then I will accept it."

Hey, this guy has been so hot since he was a child.

Qin Yu smiled and pointed his sword at one place, "Then I'll cut off your place, okay?" Jiaojiao and Xuelong said, "."

So ruthless, if it had nothing to do with Fang Fang, we wouldn't believe it if he killed him.

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Qin Yu has most likely given up on being a father and a master, so he should just treat himself as the porter of the inheritance.

Now there are two people left.

Xie Tingyongxue and Brahma Holy Concubine.

——She is an ancient spirit, naturally detached, it is difficult to capture her location even in the era, I can't find it.

Qin Yu was not surprised, but what she was curious about was that she couldn't even find Brahma Shengji.

"That's one possibility."

"They were in one place, blocked together."

As soon as Jiaojiao heard the result, she pulled out a camera with her backhand and snapped a picture.

Qin Yu reacted, his face darkened, and he wanted to grab it back, but Jiaojiao was so fast that he had already sent the photo to the group.

"Hahaha, everyone, look at Yuyu's expression—when she learned that Patriarch Xie Ting's grandma met Brahma Shengji first, her expression was sour."

A sentence and a photo blow up a group of stagnant water.

Han Hai Chaoyi: "She is not bitter, but jealous."

Liu Rushi: "Ah, this damn possessiveness."

Mingchu: "Apart from these shortcomings, Qin Yuren is not bad."

Feiyuan: "There is one more, does Yan control count?"

Xiao Tingyun: "Color control doesn't count, but color control doesn't count."

Xi Jing: "She wasn't like this before."

Mingchu: "Then before?"

Xi Jing: "I used to be lustful."

Mingchu: "Then I'm doing better now, and I've made progress."

Zhou Yun: "When I met her, she was still doing her junior high school homework."

Everyone: "."

In the world of a group of women, the male members trembled and dared not say a word.

Probably because Zhou Yun's words were too lethal, she was quiet for a while.

It was still Wen Xi who was gentle and kind, floated on the surface of the water, and said a word.

"Maybe, this is also an advantage for you."

Face control, who is face control?

You're all charged, aren't you?

Xiao Baitian's tone was very sour: "Anyway, Yu Yanzhi always thinks that Qin Yu is a good person."

Be loved, never seen Qin Yu lose his temper with him.

This group of people chatted nearly a hundred times, and Qin Yu meowed. He was so angry that he quickly threw out a sentence.

"In the world, there is me who possesses such supreme power but only admires your beauty. I never take anything by force, never push myself against a king, and I won't let you get pregnant for no reason. Aren't you all moved?"

You are afraid that it is poisonous.

But everyone was just joking, and knew that Qin Yu was doing business. Wen Xi asked curiously: "Looking at the situation, the rest of the people have found it, and only Patriarch Xie Ting and Sheng Ji are left?"

"Well, I found the rest. Patriarch Xie Ting is special. Hey, if she knew that I was looking for her, she would definitely appear in front of me."

Just like Jiaojiao's most beloved little ancestor from the beginning to the end, Qin Yu once thought that she was Wuque's cutie.

Rebuttals are not accepted.

This is the family tradition of their Qin family.

"I am her favorite person, how can she bear me to work so hard?"

Wen Xi: "This seems to be the lyrics."

Qin Yu: "."

Xixi, you have changed, why are you crazily tearing down the stage while gently defending me.

Qin Yu was a little embarrassed and quickly went offline.

At the transfer station, Xiao Tingyun, who was working with Wen Xi on business expansion, poured Wen Xi a cup of scented tea.

Wen Xi's eyes fluttered, "Is it encouraging me?"

Xiao Tingyun smiled, "No, I admire your frankness."

All right, Wen Xi lowered his head and smiled, while making arrangements for some new friends.

Although he has reached the top, it is easy to fall when climbing high. To make the brothel well is not only to give Qin Yu confidence in the future, so that she will not commit crimes alone again and again, but also to provide a better platform for everyone.

"Fang Yourong is already the great emperor, and they will also become the great gods of the ancient times when the Zen masters are crowned in the future, but we must not fall too far behind."

Xiao Tingyun didn't count Wen Xi, because she was in charge of the earth, and the earth was Qin Yu's bottom line, not his confidence.

They were very busy, and Qin Yu was not idle, and finally found a way to find someone.

Xuelong looked at the wisp of breath gathered in Qin Yu's hand, thoughtfully, "You are so accurate, why did you leave her with a breath early?"

Qin Yu: "No, it was kept secretly before."

At that time, she hadn't really stood on Xie Tingyongxue's side, so she was on guard.

Jiaojiao: "It's on the bellyband, no wonder the breath is so authentic and pure."

Blood Dragon: "."

Blood Dragon: "After following you, I always thought that I was turning from evil to righteousness, but now it seems that I have gone astray."

One person and one cat suddenly became embarrassing.

You scumbag, what idioms are you talking about, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination!

But the breath of the bellyband is very powerful, and Qin Yu quickly caught it.

"Huh? It's so close, it's nearby!"

"Walk!"

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In the courtyard of the brothel, there is a small attic inside the fence. Qin Yu raised his eyebrows when he saw the architectural style. He had a vague guess in his heart, and quickly went up to the second floor.

The windows and doors of the attic were opened, and when the wind blew up, the window screens were as misty as smoke, and it rained outside at some point, Qin Yu stepped on the stairs, and heard the sound of footsteps mixed with the sound of the rain outside.

Then, she opened the curtain and saw the woman lying on the teahouse, watching the clear rain by the window.

Unexpectedly, it is not a child, nor is it a girlish appearance, but a look and body between a girl and a mature woman.

The innocence of a girl has faded, but she doesn't have the sophistication of adulthood. She is a pool that looks clear at first glance, but actually has no bottom.

If the Zen master can still make the white lotus bloom in his own world, then Xie Tingyongxue is forever isolated from ice and fire, preventing life from surviving.

Same now.

Qin Yu's eyebrows twitched, he hugged Jiaojiao and opened the small door and called obediently: "Grandma Patriarch, can I go in?"

Jiaojiao and Xuelong were surprised, didn't they lose their memory? No way!

Xie Tingyongxue turned her face away, didn't speak, just hooked her fingers.

Well, do you think you can hook us with one finger?

Blood Dragon: You are.

Sure enough, in the next second, one person and one cat ran over obediently and in small steps, and sat on the futon opposite.

Qin Yu sent Rainbow Fart immediately, "Wow, the fragrance of this tea is really beautiful and extraordinary, smelling it makes people refreshed."

Xie Tingyongxue: "The overnight one, do you want to drink?"

"Well, forget it."

Qin Yu quickly put down the teapot, Jiaojiao quickly put down the teacup, cute.jpg.

"When did the patriarch and grandma recover her memory?"

"If you haven't recovered, you haven't lost it."

Qin Yu was taken aback, and then thought, "It seems that you have been like this since the beginning of your birth, and your memory will never fade away."

"Yeah." Xie Tingyongxue didn't mention the quality of this experience, nor asked Qin Yu why he came, but just quietly looked at Xiaoyu outside.

Until Jiaojiao stretched out her small meaty hand, touched the pastry on the plate, and said casually: "Master, are you waiting for us in the brothel because of Yuyu?"

Default yourself to be an oiran?

"No, I just miss this place a little bit."

She said that, Jiaojiao didn't quite understand, there are people who like to treat brothels?

The blood dragon didn't understand either, but he didn't care.

Only Qin Yu understood, but didn't say anything, just blinked, like a little fox, "Grandma Patriarch is the same as me, I also feel that this place was born for me."

Knowing that she was being blind, Xie Tingyongxue only gave her a look of anger and a smile.

Qin Yu took the look, and then added the words very naturally, "Of course, I exist for people like you, grandparents. Whatever you want, disciples and grandchildren will get you."

"Then how did I hear that you want me to call you dad?"

"What? Nothing! I'm not."

"That means you want to push me and the Zen master to the ground, but you can't bully me until you are disabled? Bullying the master and destroying the ancestors?"

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Qin Yu was frightened, and Jiaojiao, who was eating cakes, also choked, "You? No, not including me, only Yuyu."

Jiaojiao immediately hugged the plate of pastries, and dragged Xuelong to sit next to Ling.

Qin Yu: "."

Didn't guard against house thieves.

An explanation cannot be explained, and no one believes it anyway.

Qin Yu also simply took the teapot and drank it. After putting down the teapot, she looked at Xie Tingyongxue eagerly, then stretched out her little hand, grabbed Xie Tingyongxue's sleeve, and tugged lightly, "Master, I know it's wrong up"

Well, this "other" is used very soul-stirringly.

Fuck!

The blood dragon's eyes were almost blind.

Jiaojiao put down the pastry, stared at Qin Yu and rolled her eyes, oh, Yuyu's hypocrisy, he should have vomited, but now Qin Yu, she is really not an ordinary person, she is the master of this universe, she can easily Thoughts are the rules of the universe. If she wants to seduce someone, although she may not be 100% able to seduce him, it is too easy to make people soft-hearted.

Isn't this a foul?

At that moment, Xie Tingyongxue's seemingly static appearance finally changed. She stretched out her hand, and her cold fingers that seemed to be burning with flames fell on the side of Qin Yu's face. He hooked a strand of hanging hair and pulled it up behind his ear.

The movements are very slow, gentle, and casual, without any emotion.

Then came her more casual two sentences.

"That's not overnight tea."

"It's the special acacia incense for brothels."

Qin Yu: "???"

Both Jiaojiao and Xuelong choked.

"Um, no, master, don't lie to me, if it's really poisonous, I'll definitely be able to detect it."

Xie Tingyongxue's brows were light, and she said, "It's not from this universe."

In a word, the information content is huge! ! !

Qin Yu didn't care about the acacia fragrance, his thoughts jumped quickly, "Hey, those young ladies contacted you, the patriarch?"

"Um."

"What do you want? Poaching? This cross-universe poaching is not righteous!!"

Qin Yu immediately activated the alert mode, the patriarch belongs to my family, who dares to dig! ! Not even the savior! !

"It's mainly related to you."

Xie Tingyongxue's words made Qin Yu think again, "Well, are you afraid that I won't agree?"

"Probably, they have seen through your possessiveness. The one who came here said that they are at the same level as you, and they can't force you to ask for anything, and they are afraid of asking for it. Even if you don't want it in your heart, you reluctantly agree because of your kindness." ,so."

What possessiveness, am I that kind of person?

Talk nonsense about the truth.

"This is breaking from the inside. If you are willing, then I will definitely be willing."

Xie Tingyongxue smiled lightly, "You have been seen through not only because of your possessiveness, but also because you are sincere and considerate to others."

Serious and picky person, you feel extremely honored when you are praised, as if you put yourself in the fireworks and bloomed.

"Master, you will be seen through by others, do you know that?"

Smart people will see through each other's routines, and smart and similar people will see through the real temperature of each other's heart.

Xie Tingyongxue retreated slightly, leaned against the cushion, glanced at the light rain outside, hooked her lips lightly, lowered her eyes and smiled, then swept Qin Yu's small face lightly.

"Do you feel it?"

Qin Yu supported his forehead, suppressing the dryness in his body, "Let me guess, the method is so insignificant, either Dai Li or Gu Ye, Zuo Wei may know, but he won't stop it if he pushes it halfway."

Xie Tingyongxue was noncommittal, "This is your problem, goddess of strategy, isn't it your specialty?"

This said, "No, that was the previous mission. Now that I have no mission for a long time, why do I have the leisure to attack them? Besides, they are not goddesses. The rest are, uh. My toxicity is coming up, Master, You stay away from me."

Qin Yu, who kept talking about baldness, pretended to be poisonous, trying to avoid this topic, but the door opened and someone came up.

The maiden version of Brahma Saint Ji.

She looked at Qin Yu, who looked like acacia poisonous hair, then at Xie Tingyongxue, then at a cat and a small red snake, and it exploded at that time.

"Sinister! How dare you offend my sister! Court death!"

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A minute later, Qin Yu looked at Brahma Shengji who was knocked unconscious on the ground by him, "Why does she call your sister?"

"A woman from a prostitute's house disguised herself as a man to watch the fun, so she got involved."

Xie Tingyongxue was obviously talking about the identity of Brahma Saint Ji in this life. Qin Yu flipped the jade pendant on her waist, "Oh, good luck, it's Di Ji again. Is the prostitute her fiancé or her brother or brother?"

Look at their reincarnation technique.

Qin Yu Lemon Essence is online again, and it even overwhelms the poison of acacia.

Xie Tingyongxue ignored her and let her make troubles, but she also knew that the time for these people to stay in the world was running out.

"Master Zu wants to see the outside world."

Qin Yu asked.

"The higher way is always in a place where you can't see it."

"Qin Yu, a cultivator, half of the heart and body can be placed in a safe place, and the other half must be in a higher place."

Xie Tingyongxue did not measure the identities of each other and Qin Yu by their strength. Since she listed Qin Yu as the successor, she would always stick to her position.

She had to remind Qin Yu not to rest in front of her eyes.

"Thank you Patriarch." Qin Yu was sincere this time.

"You're welcome, as long as I'm not dead, you won't be able to take over."

I am not dead, so you will always be a concubine?

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I was seen through by you again, so angry.

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The plan of accepting apprentices and becoming a father failed in all aspects, but Qin Yu also got what to do next.

In fact, she wasn't very surprised by this, or she felt it a long time ago, but she was slightly worried.

She can indulge in freedom, but others may not be able to bear it.

In different universes, the middle is almost absolutely obliterating and repelling power.

"Then... I'll go over and have a look first, then pick a few that I can bear, and go and have a look together."

Qin Yu made up his mind, but he wasn't in a hurry, because what he could really bear would depend on the Zen Master and the others, and wait until the ancient gods became known.

In the following years, Qin Yu patrolled from the Three Thousand Plane from time to time, not to see the old man and the Zen master, but to ensure that the Three Thousand Plane would recover from the previous war.

What she loves is not the world itself, but those people who make the world better.

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A thousand years later.

Brahma Saint Ji was still obsessed with what happened thousands of years ago, staring at Qin Yu who was about to open the passage but was still waiting for someone.

"Why, want to hit me?"

"No, I don't dare, I can't beat it either." Brahma Saint Ji still looks like the unattainable Great Emperor Ji in the heavenly palace. It seems that she can only watch from a distance and not play with it, but Qin Yu and the others know that What is this guy like on the inside.

If the human design didn't collapse, it just couldn't be covered.

After all, besides a Zen master, there is also a Qin Yu, and a Xie Tingyongxue in this world, each of whom can make Brahma Holy Princess blow their hair.

Jiaojiao privately slandered that this guy might be a jerk, and he likes to seek abuse.

But it is undeniable that this is the only great emperor with a clean heart.

Look at these Zen masters

Qin Yu thought about it later, and found that he failed to succeed in his conspiracy thousands of years ago, and it was probably related to the Zen master.

"What nonsense are you talking about, what does it have to do with me?"

Waiting for someone now, and having free time, the emperors were either squatting or standing, showing no seriousness. Anyway, the Zen master was sitting by the stream soaking his feet, and by the way answered Qin Yu's same lingering doubts.

They're all vixens, playing Liaozhai, Qin Yu saw something in Zen Master's eyes every minute, and couldn't help saying: "What's the matter?"

The Zen master smiled, playing with the water with his palm, and said slowly: "I just mentioned it, selling favors to Jiang Yuanjia also has Daozong, let them be careful not to be the son of a man."

"In other words, the Dao of Sacrifice belongs to the Dao of Sacrifice. For your sake, Fengdi and the others don't dare to do anything, but I am afraid, I still want to kill it by myself, and then the world is still mine."

I seriously doubt that you created the way of Zen because Buddhism can no longer contain the domineering spirit in your heart, my master.

"Then you can't sacrifice me to heaven."

Qin Yu was still a little wronged, she had to do some bad things, the first one was to be exposed by the master or the master, it was really difficult for her.

The Zen master thought for a while, and seemed to reflect on himself, "I think I have made progress by offering you to the heavens while you are alive, compared to extracting corpse oil from your non-existent corpse, so it's not bad."

She said this very frankly, from the bottom of her heart.

Several great emperors nearby also heard their conversation, and their expressions were very complicated at the time.

Therefore, it is no wonder that the Zen master is always holy and elegant, and the white lotus is always online.

She doesn't feel that she is dark or bad every day, she thinks this is a normal operation, and sometimes she compares it with her past behavior, and feels that she is a saint.

Qin Yu knew it a long time ago, so he never competed with the Zen master in acting.

They are all natural, can they compare?

Zen Master: As long as I believe that I am pure and flawless, who dares to say that I have a dark belly?

"Hey, here we come!"

Just as he was talking, Xie Tingyongxue rushed over with Jialuo Dizang.

The latter has just passed the Nasha of the ancient god level.

As soon as he arrived, Jialuo Dizang said to Qin Yu anxiously, "I almost missed it."

Qin Yu: "Huh? Didn't my brother take care of it for you, afraid that work would be delayed?"

"What, you don't know what kind of people came into the underworld. Senior Nuwa's all started to reincarnate. It's really scary. Although I'm also an ancient god, I always feel like a fake."

Although Jialuo Dizang knew that Qin Yu had a private deal with those great gods, otherwise these people would not have given up their lives to help her.

Later, Qin Yu often came and went in the Three Thousand Dimensions, and he didn't know what he was doing in seclusion all the year round. He presumably had something to do with these people.

It's just that Qin Yu didn't mention it much.

"Parallel imports can't be said, there are benefits to being old."

As soon as Qin Yu finished speaking, he found that the Zen master stepped on his little foot with his wet bare foot.

Qin Yu immediately faltered, and immediately changed his words, "At least he knows a lot about posture."

I know I was wrong, but I dare now.

The Zen master came to his senses and was about to hit Qin Yu, but Qin Yu stabbed him and ran away.

Fortunately, Xie Tingyongxue happened to be behind him, and she flicked her finger to Qin Yu's forehead.

Well, let's go!

Qin Yu clutched his forehead and opened the cosmic channel

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