I Can’t Be a Sword God

People joke that a person is ugly, and they often say that he looks good to ward off evil spirits.

In fact, ghosts are not afraid of ugly people. No matter how ugly a person looks, can there be ghosts?

Today, Li Chu used his own experience to prove that only being handsome can ward off evil spirits.

After solving the resentment, he didn't stay in the empty Xue's house, but walked out.

As soon as he went out the gate and walked onto the street, he heard a burst of shouting from the opposite street.

Zhou Dafu came out from the alley opposite with a group of policemen, and hurriedly shouted: "Little Taoist priest, where are you going?"

Li Chu didn't answer, but looked at them strangely.

After thinking about it for a while, he guessed that these gentlemen didn't slip away at all, but they were all afraid to come in, so a group of people waited and watched in the alley.

Running out now, probably thought that he was going to slip away too.

When he came close, Zhou Dafu's face was scorched by his gaze, and he smiled and said: "I just found my brothers, and I want to come back to give you a chance, we can start!"

Li Chu shook his head: "It's over."

"Ah?" All the arresters were surprised.

Zhou Dafu was also surprised: "Xiao Daoist Li, you... finished the eldest lady... so quickly?"

"Well, it went relatively smoothly." Li Chu said lightly.

Looking at the faces of the policemen, he decided to say a word about the process of exorcism, so as not to make them sad.

"Then where are you going?" Zhou Dafu knew that Li Chu would not lie, he was relieved immediately, and smiled again on his face.

Li Chudao: "It's still early, I'm going back to Shilipo first."

Not long after night fell, if he went back to farm monsters now, he would basically not lose his daily progress, which made him very satisfied.

After a pause, he said again: "But I exorcised the wraith in advance, so the bounty should still be given as agreed?"

"Don't worry, the bounty is fine." Zhou Dafu waved his hand, then leaned over and tugged at Li Chu's sleeve, and said in a low voice, "How about we guys celebrate tonight and go to flowers and plants together?"

"Flowers and plants?" Li Chu was puzzled.

The policeman next to him said with a smirk: "Just go to Chunmanlou, spend money, carelessly..."

Li Chu was ashamed and declined politely: "No."

Another catcher laughed and said, "Is Daoist Li a little embarrassed? Don't worry, you'll be fine once you get used to this kind of thing."

"I think..." Li Chu raised his eyes to look at him, and said slowly: "There is no need to spend money on this kind of thing."

Immediately, he nodded to everyone, turned and left.

Looking at his straight back, an old policeman sneered softly: "I can't tell that this little Taoist priest is still a miser, tsk, where can we get grass without flowers."

But after speaking, he immediately felt that something was wrong.

Thinking about Li Chu's face, it seemed... Even if the sisters of Chunmanlou were to offer money, no one would refuse.

Thinking about it this way, it's no wonder he felt that there was no need to spend money.

A group of policemen looked at each other, and suddenly felt that the wind was a bit chilly tonight.

"Damn it!" Someone scolded his mother angrily.

Although he didn't know what he was angry about.

...

On a cool summer night, the stars and the moon are bright.

From Yuhang Town to Shilipo, that is, a short distance of ten miles, even if Li Chu walks at a leisurely pace, he will be there in a while.

Although there is a spacious official road along the way, there are wild forests on both sides, and there are no people.

Although the curfew in the Heluo Dynasty was not strict, the city gates were still strictly controlled. What's more, this is a world where evil things are rampant. Unless there is an urgent matter, normal people will not go out of the city at night to take a night walk.

Of course, except for those who are practicing.

While walking, Li Chu felt something was wrong near the Banjiang Pavilion on the way.

The surrounding area is too quiet. There should be many living things in the summer night in the wild. The toads in the puddles, the mousebirds in the forest, the cicadas in the trees, and the howling beasts in the mountains are usually noisy, but at this moment they are all noisy. Disappeared.

And a stench began to come from the end of the nose.

Demons, ghosts, and ghosts are four types of evil things. Among them, the smell of evil spirits will make ordinary people dizzy after smelling them for a long time. The pungent devilish energy will make mortals angry. The ghostly qi is cloudy and cold, which will make mortals feel sick.

Monsters are a collection of different kinds of spirits and monsters in the world. They are all kinds of strange things, but they don't actually belong to the same kind, and there is no unified breath category.

It can be said that breath is the most distinctive characteristic of evil things, and it is also the most important basis for judgment. It is precisely because most evil creatures cannot hide their aura that they can only move outside of human settlements.

If it weren't for this, evil things in the world could mix into the city at will, and human beings might not be able to be so peaceful.

Li Chu can conclude that what he smells now is evil spirit.

And it was a richness that he had never felt before.

Out of caution, he didn't intend to cause more trouble, so he quickened his pace and wanted to return to Deyun Temple as soon as possible.

But things just can't escape.

After walking three quick steps, his waist seemed to have suddenly touched a thin but tough silk thread, and an elastic force suddenly returned.

He quickly turned back and found that the white belt had been corroded and blackened.

This thread is poisonous!

Taking advantage of the bright moonlight, he opened his eyes and scanned the surroundings carefully, only to find that the silk thread in front of him was in the shape of gossip, like a huge spider web!

Not only is the official road blocked, but the woods on both sides are also densely covered with this kind of black silk thread! There are many animal corpses lying on the grass in the forest, and it seems that they died of poison after touching the silk thread.

High and low, left and right, birds can't escape.

What is this for, hunting?

It was the first time for Li Chu to encounter such a thing. He took two steps back carefully, trying to find another way.

At this time, a black figure flashed out from the Banjiang Pavilion by the roadside.

Hearing the movement, Li Chu immediately looked over.

A bald man in a black suit with sleeves and leggings appeared.

Li Chu didn't know why he wore night clothes, because it didn't mean much.

His bald head is so conspicuous at night! The moonlight shines on it, and the reflection is like a halo covering the body. If Li Chu believed in Buddhism, he would kneel down and kowtow to him.

It was also because his bald head was too bright and it was dark under the lamp that people couldn't see his facial features clearly.

It was because of this bald head that Li Chu realized at a second glance that the most amazing thing about him was not his head, but his arms.

He has eight arms!

Each one looked strong and muscular.

With the appearance of his figure, the monster aura around him became stronger and rippled, it was obvious that he was the true master.

Li Chu stared at him without making a sound. He didn't meet many monsters, and he didn't know how to speak without knowing the origin of the other party.

The eight-armed man also looked at Li Chu. He was young and had no real energy fluctuations. He seemed to be just an ordinary little Taoist priest.

So he let out a strange grin.

Just when Li Chu didn't understand what he was laughing at, he suddenly started!

The eight-armed man quickly raised his right hand, only to see a black gap in his palm, and with a snort, a black light beam was shot out, almost invisible in the night!

If it wasn't for Li Chu's excellent eyesight, he could hardly see the black light, so he hurriedly moved sideways, barely avoiding the black light.

There was a strange hissing sound on the ground, and Li Chu realized that this black light was a venom, which fell on the official road, corroding and piercing the sand and soil of the official road in an instant! If it falls on a human body, it must be hard to survive.

Li Chuning looked at him with eyebrows: "I have no grievances with you, why did you suddenly kill me?"

"Hey hey hey." The eight-armed man grinned cruelly and said, "Who made you appear here tonight? I'll blame you for being unlucky!"

The eight-armed man raised his head, and Li Chu could see clearly that there were two rows of eyes on his face! Very appalling!

He opened all eight arms and stood under the moon, looking fierce and evil, like a demon!