I Can’t Be a Sword God

That night.

After the feast was over, the village chief's family secretly held a small meeting in the inner house.

He changed his previous benevolent face, with a straight face, dignified and profound, and said in a deep voice: "This time it is not a joke, what we want to catch is the person of immortal fate, and it is about immortality! And his great apprentice, is Li Chu who made a big fuss in the Northland before! And after investigation by Venerable Heilan, Venerable Xuange died at the hands of him! Whether it is for revenge or longevity, there is absolutely no room for loss this time.

After finishing speaking, he turned his eyes and glared at his granddaughter Chan'er.

"Did you show your demon body in the backyard today, and you were bumped into by that boy with big eyebrows and big eyes?"

"No!" Chan'er immediately shook her head, but under the gaze of the village head, she slowly lowered her head and whispered, "I just saw a passing bird and subconsciously ate it..."

"If this has aroused the vigilance of the little Taoist priest, all the monsters in our village will be killed!" The village head said: "I'll tell you, if something goes wrong this time, even if the little Taoist priest doesn't kill us, as long as we let go!" After running away from Xianyuan, how could Venerable Heilan spare me so lightly?"

"I know I was wrong..." Chan'er admitted her mistake weakly, after thinking for a while, she said, "It's all because of that surname Wang's dislike, I will definitely eat him later!"

"Don't have this thought in your heart! From now on, no matter what, you must never conflict with them, and you must not show your monster body and monster spirit again! Remember?" The village head once again warned solemnly.

Chan'er asked: "Then...in case something unexpected happens..."

"No accidents!" The village chief waved his hand and said heavily: "As long as that Li Chu leaves the village, we can do whatever we want with the rest of the people. Before that, we must not show our feet. Bear with it, it will be soon." It's over."

"yes!"

All the monsters in the hall felt his solemnity, and they didn't dare to say any more.

...

"It's not right, it's really not right."

At the same time, Wang Longqi and Dulan Ke got together and had a small meeting.

"Qi Shao, you stared at the girl for the whole meal, and she didn't say anything. How do you look like a monster?" Old Du was still a little puzzled, "Why do you have to trouble her?"

"Normally a girl from a good family will call me obscene when I stare at her for a cup of tea, but she still doesn't scold me after being stared at for so long. Can this be a normal person?" Wang Longqi retorted.

"..." Lao Du was speechless for a while, and then continued: "Maybe the girls in Xilan Village are just hospitable, so I'm sorry to be rude to the guests."

"I don't care, it's better to be prepared anyway, let's test her now." Wang Longqi said.

At this time, the two were squatting in the grass outside a different courtyard, only two heads were exposed. To be precise, it should be a head and a row of teeth, because Lao Du's head fits too well with the surrounding night.

"How do you want to test?" Old Du asked angrily.

"After a while when the girl comes back, I will pretend to be a disciple and go to tease her. If she is a monster, she will probably reveal her true form if she is provoked by me." Wang Longqi said about the plan.

"Why pretend? It's fine if you act in your true colors." Lao Du felt a little unreliable when he heard it, "Then what should I do?"

"If she is a monster, you have to jump out in time to save me." Wang Longqi said: "If she is not a monster, then maybe you have to help me out by yelling. If she calls someone, we can Retreat calmly."

Duranke frowned when he heard this, "Could it be that you just want to plot something wrong, let me show you for you?"

Wang Longqi pressed Lao Du's shoulder, unbelievable: "Am I that kind of person in your heart?"

"You are too good."

Lao Du was about to say something more, when he suddenly heard the jingle of the ring on the other side, it was Miss Chan'er walking back to the boudoir.

"Hide it... Just keep your mouth shut."

Wang Longqi told Lao Du, and suddenly realized that he had said something nonsense, and then jumped out with a sprint.

Miss Chan'er was about to step into the courtyard when she suddenly heard footsteps behind her. Before she could turn her head, she felt her butt being slapped hard.

Snapped……

Shocked, she turned around and saw a wretched man with thick eyebrows and big eyes in brocade clothes...it was Wang Longqi at the banquet.

"What are you doing?" Miss Chan'er frowned and asked angrily.

Wang Longqi patted it crisply, feeling his heart fluttering, but he still didn't forget why he came here.

So he teased and said: "Little lady... I liked you when I was eating just now, do you want... let my brother pamper you..."

A fierce light flashed in Miss Chan'er's eyes.

If she had followed her previous temperament, she would have separated Wang Longqi's body immediately and chewed her flesh and blood to pieces.

But……

Grandpa Cai's words just now flashed in her mind, no matter what, they must not conflict with them, let alone reveal their demonic body and demonic aura.

Hold on, it will be over soon...

Miss Chan'er took a deep breath and suddenly shook her chin at Wang Longqi, "Come on, follow me into the house."

What?

Wang Longqi himself was taken aback.

But Miss Chan'er had already turned around and walked into the courtyard, so he had no reason not to follow.

The two entered the house one after the other.

Lao Du squatted alone in the grass outside the courtyard, watching the development of the situation, a little dazed.

Miss Chan'er didn't reveal her original shape, nor yelled, but... called Wang Longqi into the house?

What is this for?

The people of Xilan Village can't really be so hospitable.

After squatting for about half an hour, Wang Longqi came out of the yard disheveled.

Seeing him in a daze, Lao Du quickly jumped out and asked, "Seventh Young Master, what's the matter?"

"It's been tested." Wang Longqi shook his head, "Miss Chan'er should be fine."

"Why is there no problem?" Old Du was taken aback.

"I saw that tongue smelled fishy..." Wang Longqi thought of something, and smiled, "It shouldn't be her."

After being silent for a while, Lao Du suddenly said firmly: "It's not right, it's really not right."

"Eh?" Wang Longqi looked at him, not knowing why he changed his words suddenly.

I heard Lao Du say: "Now I also feel that there is something wrong with Miss Chan'er...I have to go and have a test!"

Wang Longqi held him back, "What are you doing, haven't I checked everything?"

"No, you don't have a cultivation base, so the test may not be reliable. I have a cultivation base, so I have to test it myself to be sure." Old Du resolutely said.

After finishing speaking, he took a big step and rushed into Miss Chan'er's boudoir.

Miss Chan'er was lying there stretching her waist, when she suddenly saw a long black man jumping in, she was startled again, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Du Lanke imitated Wang Longqi's tone, and said: "Little lady... I liked you when I was eating just now, no... I don't know if I can... pamper you..."

Hearing this, Miss Chan'er slowly looked behind Duranke.

At the door of the room, the village head led Yu Qi'an, Li Chu and the others to come here, watching this scene firmly.

silence.

There was a long silence.

After a while, Old Du asked with a trembling voice: "Master, master...how did you come here?"

Yu Qi'an sighed and said: "Oh, the village chief said that there might be foreign monsters invading their house, so he led us to search around to see if there is any monster aura. Unexpected, unexpected..."

Wang Longqi behind him also sighed regretfully.

"Old Du, old Du, I really can't see that you are usually honest and honest, but you can do such a thing!"