I Can’t Be a Sword God

After being restrained, Zhao Liangchen did not show excessive panic, but just looked up at You Dannu, waiting for him to ask himself something.

Unexpectedly, You Dannu was standing in front of him, but he just waved his hand coldly, "Drag it down and chop it off."

"Wait..." Zhao Liangchen was a little panicked now, and he called out, "Don't you even ask me who I am? Just kill me? What if I'm passing by?"

"Your name is Zhao Liangchen, and you are a disciple of Feilai Sect in Hangzhou Prefecture. You are not very popular in the sect. I have captured the five little ghosts you raised, so you sneaked into the camp to rescue them..." You Dannu He looked at Zhao Liangchen jokingly, "Is that right?"

"Clam?"

Zhao Liangchen looked at You Dannu in surprise.

He was thinking about it, but he couldn't figure out when he was exposed, and let the other party find out about himself. Obviously, he has been investigating himself for a long time.

Where is the problem?

You Dannu looked at his surprised expression and seemed quite proud, so he raised his chin and asked, "What else do you want to say before you die?"

"Since you asked..." Zhao Liangchen raised his head when he heard this, and said, "Then I will simply say two points."

"..." You Dannu was speechless for a while.

It's just a formality, how can anyone take it seriously?

According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, those bastards who say that they need to say two points in a simple way often can say more than two points, and they are not simple at all.

You don't really think anyone wants to hear you talk, do you?

Look at the audience, obviously there are more people looking forward to your death.

...

"Ahem, number one..." Zhao Liangchen cleared his throat, and said unceremoniously: "Death is fine, but before I die, can you let me meet a few little ghosts. I have a deep relationship with them, and they won't let me If I see them and go on the road again, I will die with peace! Even if I become a ghost, I will come to you."

You Dannu looked at Zhao Liangchen and thought to himself that this is what he looks like when he is alive, so what kind of virtue would he have if he died. Ordinary wraiths are not afraid of themselves, but it is not worth being surprised.

So he nodded and agreed: "Yes, you are a bit ugly, but you can be regarded as emphasizing love and righteousness."

Zhao Liangchen looked at You Dannu, although he heard him praising himself in his ears, he couldn't help but want to sew his mouth shut.

It's a pity that the situation is stronger than people.

He could only continue to say: "Secondly, I want to ask... what does Good Fortune Pill taste like?"

This is the biggest doubt in his heart. If he doesn't ask, he will really die with regret.

"Heh..." You Dannu smiled proudly: "The good fortune pill that I improved has a better taste than the first generation, and it tastes like durian!"

"..." Zhao Liangchen cursed in his heart, who can guess this thing?

"Take him to the room where the unclothed ghosts are held for a meeting, and then execute him on the spot." After answering, You Danu waved his hand mercilessly.

The two half-demons supported Zhao Liangchen, who was bound by five flowers, and walked down.

On the way, a half-ghost with a lion head on the right grinned and said, "Actually, it smells like shit."

A kobold and half-demon on the left also added: "And it melts in the mouth."

Zhao Liangchen couldn't help grinning when he heard the words, "What's the difference between that and eating shit?"

"well……"

The two half-monsters were silent for a while, only sighing.

After a pause, Zhao Liangchen asked curiously again: "Then what is the taste of the original first-generation Good Fortune Pill, worse than shit?"

Lion Head replied: "I heard...it is colorless and odorless."

"Huh?" Zhao Liangchen couldn't help but glanced back at You Dannu again.

this person.

Don't dare to think about it.

...

The half-demons in the camp are only part of them, and the other part is to carry out orders outside to develop the East River Valley and remove all obstacles that hinder the planting of the Immortal Return Grass.

This group of half-monsters walked in the deepest part of the valley, burning them with fire, chopping them with knives, and chopping them with axes... If any monsters of plants and trees dared to stop them, they would be surrounded by many half-monsters and uprooted.

The team was advancing rapidly like this, but suddenly encountered an obstacle.

"Help……"

"Help!"

"..."

There was a sudden cry for help from ahead, and groups of half-monsters approached, only to find that there was only one abrupt glazed tree left in an open space.

The tree looked like it was five or six stories high, and for some reason I hadn't noticed it before. At this time, several long branches were branching out from the trunk of the tree, and a half-demon was tied to each branch. It was those half-demons who were being thrown around in the air, calling for help.

A wolf-headed half-demon raised a big ax as high as a person in its hand, rushed up, and slashed at one of the branches.

But when there was a clang, the huge ax that could split mountains and rocks fell on the thin branch, sparks splashed out, and then broke from it, half of the axe blade flew out directly, and stuck on the ground a few feet away.

The wolf-headed half-demon was numb all over from the shock, and before he could react, another branch was wrapped around his waist, and he lifted it up into the air and shook it wildly.

Then he also exclaimed: "Help..."

"Go and invite the leader of the elephant."

I don't know who called out, turned around and ran out. A group of half-monsters surrounded this giant tree, not daring to approach it more than ten feet away.

Pass! Pass! Pass!

Not long after, there was a loud sound of heavy footsteps, and a half-monster with a green face, an elephant head and a height of more than three feet came behind the group of demons, and the voice was dull and loud, like rolling thunder.

"what happened?"

"Leader Baoxiang, a tree demon suddenly appeared out of nowhere, with a very powerful cultivation base. A group of us brothers came forward to cut it down, but we all fell for it."

"It's all trash..." The green-faced elephant snorted, picked up a huge gilt hammer in his right hand, and held a long bundle of iron chains in his left hand, falling behind the hammer.

It turned out that this big guy's weapon was actually a skillful meteor hammer.

Seeing the green-faced elephant stepping forward, the elephant's trunk let out a long cold snort, then suddenly gasped, straight to the sky! Tendons stretched!

"drink!"

With a loud roar, he ruthlessly threw the meteor hammer forward. With the sound of breaking the wind, the meteor hammer whirled around the tree.

Then, Qing Mianxiang exerted a vicious force.

boom--

There was a rumbling sound, and in the next second it really rose from the ground!

That's right, the body of the blue-faced elephant rose from the ground.

It turned out that when it wrapped the meteor hammer around the tree, a slender branch also wrapped around his thick waist.

Then the two sides exerted strength, and this branch seemed to contain infinite strength, and it lifted him upside down lightly and delicately, and shook him wildly on his head and feet.

This scene was too powerful in the eyes of the group of monsters behind. You must know that the reason why this blue-faced elephant became the little leader among the half-monsters was because of his great strength!

But now in front of the tree, the little elephant is like a little toy. His proud long nose also hung limply, unable to sway in the wind.

The weeping willow pulls out the green-faced elephant!

Someone shouted: "No... hurry back to the camp and invite the Venerable!"