I Can’t Be a Sword God

"I want to eat hot pot."

"Didn't I eat yesterday."

"That's you, I ate noodles in clear soup! Not even eggs! I don't care, I want to eat hot pot."

"I told you to eat yesterday but you didn't eat..."

"That's all leftovers. You guys eat hot pot, and I eat hot pot base?"

"..."

In the inn, Wang Longqi put his hands under his armpits, raised his shoulders, sucked his cheeks angrily, pouted his lower lip, turned his head and stared at the floor, looking unhappy.

Old Du laughed along, "Seventh Young Master, don't be a child."

"I want to eat hot pot."

"Then eat it, what's the big deal about a hot pot meal." Old Du laughed again.

"You go to the south of the city to line up, and I still want to eat the base material from yesterday. I have never smelled such a delicious base material." Wang Longqi said again.

"Ah..." Lao Du shook his head with a bitter face, "Sure, why don't I arrange it for you?"

"And yesterday's sliced ​​meat, watch the butcher cut it." Wang Longqi reminded again.

"How do you know this? Weren't you in a coma at the time?" Old Du was startled.

"Then don't worry about it, I heard it in the dark." Wang Longqi said.

"Okay, okay, I don't have anything to do today anyway, I'm going to buy it." Lao Du also felt that it was a bit unreasonable for everyone to eat clear soup noodles for Qi Shao yesterday, and he also missed the taste yesterday, so he ran out. .

Before going out, he even grabbed Liu Fufeng.

"Senior Liu, I'll arrange the base ingredients, and you arrange the meat slices, so that it will be ready before noon."

"Okay." Liu Fufeng also went out happily.

Liu Fufeng, a land god who lived out his second life, would have to be worshiped as an ancestor if he appeared in front of people in other places, but running errands in this house didn't feel out of place.

It's not that Lao Du doesn't take him seriously, it's really... King Xuandiao has gone back to the Golden State to form three little ones, and he is the only one who can run errands in this room except Wang Longqi who is angry.

Land fairy.

Is it amazing?

Take the potted plant that I was chatting with my master as an example, it shouldn't be a problem to hit you six or seven times, right?

right.

Li Chu was chatting earnestly with the glazed fairy tree. It's just that this is not his strong point, and the effect does not seem to be significant.

"This tree venerable, as the saying goes, people are not close to each other. You have been following me, isn't it good."

Li Chu looked at the glazed tree standing opposite him, and paused.

The fairy tree on the opposite side didn't know whether it understood or didn't understand, it was just playing with its own branches, looking a little... awkward?

"Well..." Li Chu continued: "Although I am very grateful for your generosity, if you need any thanks, you can just ask for it. I will try my best to help you if you have any difficulties in the future, but...you always follow me like this , It's really not the case. In our Taoist world, no one goes out with a tree, let alone... such a big tree."

This time the colored glaze tree seemed to understand what he said, and transformed itself, with a flash of brilliance, it actually shrunk a lot in an instant, turning into a small colored glaze tree the size of a palm.

"..." Li Chu was silent for a while, dare you hear the last sentence, right?

He continued to try his words: "There is a saying in the scriptures, there is always a banquet in the world. You and I met today, it is considered destined, and it will be good to meet again in the future. There is no need to keep..."

Seeing Liuli Xianshu's expression of "tell me, I'm not listening", Li Chu shook his head helplessly.

In the end, he had no choice but to say: "We don't know where the Venerable Tree came from, but the people in Bai Yujing say that you are from Kunlun, and you have come to find trouble, and you will definitely not let it go in the future. This contradiction is really unnecessary..."

After finishing speaking, he saw Liuli Immortal Tree lift a branch, straighten it, and then bend the front half upwards, making a posture to show off its muscles.

Li Chu instantly understood what Liulishu meant.

If you dare, I will beat him.

He didn't question this person's strength very much, but this was really an unwarranted disaster.

Being helpless, Wang Longqi came up to him, and said carelessly: "This tree girl, hehe, I know what you want to do. I just saw Li Chu turned into a tree and became lustful. But, he After all, you are individuals, and you are even different species, how can you combine?"

Hearing this, Li Chu glanced at Wang Longqi, faintly feeling that it was a bit strange for him to say this.

But anyway, he was speaking for himself, so he didn't expose it.

In the next second, Wang Longqi in front of his eyes disappeared.

The inn window seemed to have a big hole out of thin air.

And on the street below the inn, there seemed to be an extra figure with his upper body stuck in the soil and his legs struggling in the air out of thin air...

Pedestrians passing by were not so surprised when they saw this scene. Because this scene is not the first time I have seen it...

At this time, Lao Du just came back, seeing the struggling legs in mid-air, vaguely felt familiar, so he pulled them out with all his strength.

With a bang, Wang Long's seven big heads came out and took a few breaths.

Old Du smiled and said, "Seventh Young Master must have provoked that Venerable Tree?"

"How do you know?" Wang Longqi looked at him in surprise.

"A land god came here earlier, and I will treat you the same way." Lao Du helped Wang Longqi up and walked back to the inn.

Wang Longqi suddenly said again: "Didn't you go to buy the hot pot base of Liu Ji in the south of the city? Why did you come back so soon?"

"Don't mention it, Liu Ji is closed, so I can't buy it." Old Du spread his hands.

"Why?" Wang Longqi suddenly looked mournful and disappointed.

At this time, the two also walked back to the upstairs room, and Lao Du came to Li Chu and said, "This is exactly what I want to tell the master..."

"I specifically asked the boss of Liu Ji. According to him, the reason why his hot pot base is so delicious is because of his family's exclusive secret recipe. And one of his family's exclusive secret recipes is from outside the city. Only in Dongjiang Valley. But in the past three to five days, no one has dared to approach Dongjiang Valley. His house is short of raw materials, sold out of stock, and will not open the door."

"Why?" Li Chu was keenly aware of a familiar aura.

Sure enough, Lao Du said immediately afterwards: "He said that Dongjiang Valley is the closest, there are monsters!"

...

Deyun Temple.

"Xiao Wan, come here and help me to the stone table..."

Wanli Feisha limped out with the help of the old Taoist priest, and said in a low voice, "My lord, you... played chess with that man for half a day yesterday, and you were so frightened? Last night, your legs were so weak that you couldn't walk. , Why haven't you recovered after a night?"

"Nonsense, why don't you try?" Yu Qi'an rolled his eyes and said, "What kind of beast is that? It has lived for more than 3,000 years! Even a pig can become a Zhu Bajie, go and scare him ?”

"Of course I don't have the power to watch you, Master." Wanli Feisha smiled, and said again: "But what you said yesterday... all seemed to be true, I believed it, and I really thought you suppressed him It's just between flipping hands."

"If you don't even believe in your brain, then what can I do to restrain him?" Yu Qi'an smiled slightly and sat on the stone table.

"Then what you said yesterday, what kind of monsters and ghosts are there in our well..." Wanli Feisha asked, "Is it true or not?"

He was really curious about this.

It doesn't matter what kind of monsters and ghosts, he is not familiar with them. But he was born in a demon sect, and he knew how much effort his senior disciples had put in to find the Yin Emperor. He glanced at the mouth of the well that he passed hundreds of times a day.

The Yin Emperor... is actually below?

"Of course it's a lie. If I can really suppress so many big guys, can I make Lao Wan go out?" The old Taoist looked at Wanli Feisha with the eyes of a fool.

"What you said makes sense..." Wanli Feisha slapped his forehead.

No wonder he was naive, no one would believe this kind of thing. But this nonsense was uttered by an old Taoist priest, so it is so deceptive... so genuine... Even if you know that this is a well-known old liar, it is difficult to question everything he said.

After sitting down, Yu Qi'an suddenly slapped his head again: "Forgot, go and get me the two latest picture albums."

"Vinegar gourd?"

"What brains, I've been reading that book for a few days, it's Huaying across the curtain..."

"Eh?" Wanli Feisha thought for a while, "You finished reading the vinegar gourd, can you lend me a look?"

"Of course." Yu Qi'an waved his hand generously.

"Hey, Guanzhu is a good person, and his life is safe." Wanli Feisha suddenly found his original intention of staying in Deyun Temple.

The baby Thunder Dragon who had just walked out of the door had a rough idea of ​​this conversation, and immediately trotted over with his big belly on his short legs, his eyes sparkling, and he said "嗐嗐" twice.

Although he couldn't understand the language of the dragon, Wanli Feisha understood the meaning of the little fat dragon from its indistinguishable expression.

What fun to watch? take me one!

You finished reading, can you lend me a look?

But the old Taoist's ruthless eyes immediately looked at him, and Xiao Feilong paused cheerfully and lowered his head resentfully.

"Hey..."

If you don't show it, you won't show it. Why are you staring at people?

There is no light in its eyes.

Hand over the picture album to the old Taoist priest, and then Wanli Feisha went to open the gate of the Taoist temple. After a while, the fox girl got up again, and went to school with a book basket on her back after breakfast.

After a while, the little koi also got up, had lunch, and went to school with a book basket on its back.

A small Taoist temple, a big ten-mile slope.

The years are full of tranquility.