I Can’t Be a Sword God

The same is the palace of Huaxu Kingdom.

There is also a spacious and bright hall, with dozens of thick candles carved with golden phoenix hanging on the wall, illuminating the room as bright as day.

A thin woman in a yellow robe was looking at something at her desk, her eyes flickering like flames.

"Second Highness..."

At this time, a tall and thin palace man with a black face stepped forward slowly, approached him, and said softly, "Why did you summon your servant?"

He lowered his head, his black face was full of submissiveness, it seemed that he had been afraid of the Second Highness for a long time.

"Guard Du, I called you here to ask you a few questions."

The Second Highness in front of the case saw him coming, and slowly raised his head, his eyes were full of majesty.

"Did you know that three years ago, there was another steward in my palace named Jiang?"

"Hmm..." Manager Nadu pondered for a while, and then replied, "I know."

"Then do you know where he is now?"

"This..." Du Guanshi replied cautiously: "Three years ago, wasn't he caught by the Second Highness as an undercover agent and thrown into the lake west of the palace and drowned?"

"Yes, you remember him." The Second Highness sneered, "Then do you remember that there was a steward named Yang last year?"

"Remember." Du Guanshi nodded again.

"Then where is he now?"

"Last year he was caught as an undercover agent, and then...he was also thrown into the lake west of the palace and drowned..." Guanshi Du bent even deeper.

"Then do you know who I hate the most in my life?" His Highness' eyes gradually became dangerous.

"Is... a person who can't swim?"

Du Guanshi replied tentatively.

"Do you think you're funny?"

The Second Highness glared at him, and Du Guanshi's legs went limp.

Immediately, the Second Highness slapped the table and shouted: "The traitor is the one I hate the most in my life!"

Du Guanshi hurriedly said: "I don't know what the Second Highness means? This servant is loyal to the Second Highness."

"Oh?" The eyes of the Second Highness were like knives, scratching at him: "Aren't you an undercover agent?"

"No!" Du Guanshi replied without thinking.

"I'll give you one more chance, think carefully before answering." The Second Highness leaned back, and said in an unhurried tone, "You know, I hate people lying to me the most in my life."

"that……"

Cold sweat rolled down Guanshi Du's forehead.

"Second Highness, this servant is thinking about it. But can I trouble you to give me an accurate answer, do you hate traitors or lies the most?" Du Guanshi asked weakly.

In this desperate alternative, it is clear that he is lost.

As soon as this remark came out, the Second Highness laughed angrily, and shook his head again and again: "At first, I was a little skeptical when I was told that you were an undercover agent, but now that you look like this, I can't help but not believe it."

"Speaking of which, my eldest sister's tricks are really low. I said how she knows so many things about me. It turns out that she has installed three undercover agents in my palace. Even if these tricks are not on the table, it's no wonder She can't beat me."

"Second Highness!" Du Guanshi bowed his head and said loudly: "This must be a villain's slander, it must be made up by others to slander me because they are jealous of me being favored by you. I have absolutely nothing to do with the eldest princess!"

His Royal Highness said angrily: "All the one hundred and forty-eight undercover agents I placed in the Grand Empress's Palace saw you meet in secret and heard you pass the news to her, how dare you speak hard?!"

"..."

Guanshi Du was taken aback, and his brain began to run rapidly, thinking about the "secret meeting" between himself and the eldest princess, there were hundreds of people present...

"Okay, I can't think of it, I really can't figure out why, hehe. Back then, I valued you so much, I personally brought people into the palace to castrate you one by one, to help you get rid of your status as men, and to give you the opportunity to practice the Huaxu Sutra. Now Now, why on earth are you betraying me one by one..." The Second Highness said heartbrokenly.

"Second Highness..." Guanshi Du raised his eyes timidly.

In fact, he really wanted to say something, what else can't be figured out?

Isn't the answer to the riddle just on the surface?

But reason made him hold back.

"That's all!" The Second Highness flicked his sleeves again, "You have followed me the longest and have the deepest relationship with me, and I will not sink you into the lake, it would appear that I am too impersonal."

"Second Highness won't kill me?" Steward Du was overjoyed.

Then, His Highness Second Highness shouted: "Drag him out, chop him up and feed it to the dogs! Remember, you have to chop it up for three days and three nights, and don't let him die before chopping up!"

Guanshi Du stood up like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and stood up in shock, wanting to point at her nose and curse, what do you have to do with anyone?

But his mind was still clear.

Although the only thing I can do now is my mouth...

But now is definitely not the time to be stubborn.

So he continued to beg for mercy: "Second Highness, listen to me, just one sentence."

"Okay." The Second Highness raised his hand, "What are you talking about?"

Gritting his teeth, Guanshi Du slowly organized his words: "Have you ever thought that the one who did those things was the me of yesterday. And the me of today is a brand new me...I am no longer the me of yesterday..."

The Second Highness blinked and sneered: "I can't tell, you know philosophy."

After finishing speaking, he snapped his fingers and ordered: "Chop up."

"I'm not talking about philosophy, I'm talking about facts!" Du Guanshi shouted hastily.

But it was useless, Kong Wu's powerful female guards had already stepped forward to tear him away, at the very moment, Guan Shi Du raised his fingers and shouted: "Sword Control!"

With a bang, a flying sword flew out of his sleeve. Du Guanshi raised his hand to hold the sword light, and the sword light immediately soared into the sky!

boom--

In the blink of an eye, the sword light broke through the dome of the palace and escaped.

Everyone in the hall was startled. How had the former Steward Du used such a bizarre method? They were all caught off guard.

But the second queen's cultivation was superb after all, she hesitated for a moment, and jumped out.

Whoosh—

She jumped so fast that she caught up with the flying sword in the sky in an instant!

Then lift one foot.

Boom!

Guanshi Du just broke through the main hall, wanted to take advantage of the sword light to flee far away, smiled slightly, and before he had time to turn around, he saw a yellow shadow flash past.

Then a big sole fell from the top of the head...

boom!

In the next second, Guanshi Du failed to take off and landed heavily on the ground, life or death unknown.

This is the garden outside the palace of the Second Highness. The second princess fluttered to the ground, looking at the "big"-shaped pothole underground that was billowing smoke and dust, and said in a cold voice: "How dare you escape? It seems that there are more!" Just torture you for a few days."

Just as she was walking towards Guanshi Du, she suddenly heard a shout from the smoke and dust in front of her: "Stop!"

"Um?"

The second queen's eyes suddenly turned dark.

"In this palace, who else would dare to be so rude to my second princess?"

As her voice fell to the ground.

The smoke and dust gradually settled, revealing a bright young figure. That face seemed a bit dazzling.

The second princess was startled, and then suddenly changed the topic: "Tell me your name, I forgive your rudeness."

"My name is Li Sanzhao."

The person on the other side announced his name, and it was the most beautiful man in Huaxu Kingdom, that is, Li Chu who had just entered the palace with the little koi...

He pointed to Guanshi Du under him, and said, "He is my friend, you can't kill him."

"Oh? You want to save him? That means disobeying me, do you dare?" the second princess asked.

Li Chu had a strange expression on his face.

seems to be saying.

Then why dare not...

The second princess caught it, so her eyes bent into a dangerous arc, and she said in a deep voice: "Man, you are playing with fire..."

Li Chu was silent for a while, if he hadn't considered Zhao Liangchen's mission, he actually wouldn't mind killing the second princess on the spot.

The little koi behind hurriedly caught up at this time, and said repeatedly: "Second sister, they are all my friends, I don't know what they did, don't worry about them!"

The second princess looked at the little koi and then at Li Chu, she seemed to be a little confused, but she didn't show much in her expression.

"Little sister talks, I naturally want to show face." She suddenly smiled.

He smiled at Li Chu again and said, "I remembered, so you are the most beautiful man in the Huaxu country, and you really deserve your reputation. Someone said that you might be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with Yingli five hundred years ago, and I thought it was an exaggeration , seeing you now, I think you might be more handsome than him."

"That's half a catty." Li Chu replied lightly.

"interesting."

The second princess looked at Li Chu's face with interest for a while, and then said: "Let's go."

"Thank you, Second Sister!"

The little jinyu said, Li Chu picked up Guanshi Du, and followed her to turn around and leave.

When they were far away, the subordinates came up and whispered to the second princess: "Second Highness, then Steward Du knows a lot of secrets in our palace, so let him go like this..."

"It doesn't matter." The second princess shook her head, "Tonight is the time for the incident. He doesn't know this part of the plan at all, and the other...don't matter."

The subordinate showed a smile: "The Second Highness has taken a fancy to that man? Then why don't you force him to stay?"

"It's not in a hurry." The second princess smiled confidently: "Men are just playthings. When our big event is settled, I will be the new king Hua Xu. At that time, I don't want to have as many as I want! What is the most beautiful man? Doesn't it have to come from Do you recommend a pillow seat?"

"And I have to find out first, how did the two of them get back here! Those wastes from Nanqiang Sect, I gave them so many resources, how can they not do such a small thing well?"

"Men really can't do anything..."

Her voice sank, and the surrounding air pressure dropped again.

...

"Master! Disciple misses you!"

In the bedroom belonging to the third princess, the little koi, next to the bed. Lao Du held Li Chu in his arms, and within a moment, his clothes were soaked from crying.

"Chen Huaji! I am your ancestor!"

Tired of crying, Lao Du turned to the sky and cursed angrily.

Half an hour passed, and there were only these two sentences back and forth in his mouth, and he didn't know how many times he repeated them.

"Okay, let's talk about your experience."

Li Chu saw that he was almost crying, so he was ready to talk about business.

"My experience... woo..." Old Du wiped away his tears, and said, "Before we entered the projection, I just... I thought that the place Chen Huaji said was so good, so I rushed to Xiaoyueer Bye bye, I said let me also go to that kind of place to have a good time."

"who knows……"

"He didn't say he was a eunuch... No, he's not a eunuch, he's a court man!"

Old Du said in a trembling voice: "As soon as I came down, I saw that the surroundings were indeed magnificent, and all I saw were women... But as soon as I walked, I realized that something was wrong, why is it cold under the crotch..."

"This is not right... I have been looking for it for a long time..."

"What about next?" Li Chu asked ruthlessly.

Obviously that wasn't his concern.

With this question, Lao Du burst into tears again: "It's gone down there!"

"..."

"..."

After a while of silence.

Old Du seemed to understand Li Chu's meaning, and smiled mischievously, "Then I found out that I am not a simple character, and I am still an undercover agent placed by the First Queen at the Second Queen's place."

"This also makes me feel very interesting. After all, such a role has a lot of room to play. I think that no matter which side wins, I can protect myself in the end..."

"I didn't think about it, I was reported by more than a hundred people when I turned around..."

Just when the master and apprentice were talking solemnly.

The little koi over there has been busy with its own affairs, putting up curtains, laying bedding, and arranging pillows...

Lao Du didn't pay attention at first, but when he didn't pay attention again, he found that she had already got into bed, as if she was going to sleep!

"Hey, Miss Yue'er, what are you doing?"

Old Du was a little strange. After all, they had just met and were discussing the situation. Sleeping...isn't it appropriate?

The little koi turned his head and told him seriously: "Do the task."

"Oh..." Old Du nodded with a vague understanding.

Li Chu asked again: "By the way, has your mission been triggered?"

"Mission..." Lao Du thought for a while, and said, "I feel that there is a kind of induction in the dark, telling me...to help the first princess defeat the second queen, and help her ascend to the position of the king of Huaxu Kingdom."

Li Chu frowned again.

Just his quelling the turmoil and Zhao Liangchen's help for the second princess to defeat the first princess would be fine, but here comes another even more outrageous...

It's completely blocked at both ends.

Maybe when this task is assigned, you don't want so many people to get rewards?

While he was thinking, Lao Du didn't speak, and the scene fell silent.

Then in Lao Du's ears, he heard a burst of even breathing.

"Hoo...hoo..."

He turned his head and found that the little koi over there had fallen asleep...

And after a while, her state had changed to hugging a pillow in her arms, with a quilt under her head, and her legs resting on the railing...

The sleeping position is quite messy.

no……

In this projection, there are turbulent events, the enemy is present, and we are studying the complicated task situation.

Are you in a bad state?

"Don't wake her up." Li Chu also looked serious, "She is doing a task."

"Huh?"

Old Du's face was full of confusion.

Li Chuze was still thinking about the task, and touched his chin, "This matter...is a bit difficult."

...

late at night.

In the palace of the monarch of Huaxu Kingdom, there was a sudden muffled sound.

Bang bang bang!

The sound came and went quickly.

After a while, it fell silent again.

An old woman wearing a golden phoenix robe, with a face that could tell her age was prostrate on the ground, with blood spilling from her mouth, she raised a trembling finger and pointed forward.

"You...you actually practiced the eighth layer of the Hua Xu Jing...you...cough cough!"

"My empress, since you were young, you have praised me for my great talent in martial arts. If my daughter is like this, it can be regarded as living up to your expectations."

In front of the hall, there was only the second princess with a sneer on her face.

And the person lying on the ground was none other than her mother, the current generation of King Hua Xu!

"But... obviously my talent in martial arts is strong, and my mind is smarter than Eldest Sister, why do you insist on superstitiously following the bullshit rules of the eldest daughter, and insist on passing the throne to Eldest Sister?"

"You..." Lord Huaxu's voice trembled, "Stop talking, you won. As long as you don't kill me, you can do whatever else you want."

"Don't worry, I'm your most filial daughter..." The second princess smiled, "I'll definitely give you...a great funeral!"

puff--

A bloody light splashed on the window lattice.

The second princess walked out of the palace slowly, and said to the people on both sides: "Let's spread the word, the monarch has passed away, leave a will for me to succeed."

"Second Highness..." A subordinate came over and said, "Should we release the news later? After all, we haven't controlled the entire royal city yet, so at this time..."

"Hehe." The second princess smiled: "My mother is dead, now looking at the entire Huaxu country, who dares to touch my second princess!"

"No, it's the new Mr. Huaxu! Hahaha..."

Just as her laughter became wilder, a soft sound suddenly sounded behind her.

"Certainly."

This chapter has added a tail, after reading it, refresh it, there is still a part, and it will not end until it is "fixed".