I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Cut it off, it's all burnt."

"A bit brittle...better than nothing..."

When Daoist Du was unconscious, he heard such a conversation while he was half asleep and half awake.

He was suddenly angry from the heart, evil to the guts, a carp straightened... fell heavily to the ground.

But it doesn't matter, even if he is dead and nailed in a coffin, he will cry out with his decayed vocal cords in the grave:

"Don't cut my little Dudu!"

"Clam?"

In the yard, Fox Girl and Wang Longqi were sitting around a fire, roasting something, when they heard the shouts from the hall, they looked back.

"Master Du, you are awake."

"What were you yelling just now?"

Wang Longqi came over and helped Durante up.

Daoist Du struggled to stand up, feeling that his lower body was numb, and asked worriedly, "What do you want to cut?"

"Oh, chicken wings."

Wang Long pointed seven times, and the fox girl was holding two skewers of chicken in front of the fire, turning them over and applying sauce.

"It's a bit burnt. We're talking about throwing it away. Do you want to eat it?" Wang Longqi asked again.

"No."

Du Daochang showed a smile that was lost and recovered, and a sense of compassion and empathy arose in his heart.

Surely no chicken wants to be roasted?

When he came to his senses this time, he felt that the area three inches below his dantian was still hot, so he asked aloud, "What's going on? What happened just now?"

"This..." Wang Longqi smiled, and suddenly called out to the fox girl, "Come out!"

"Um?"

Just when Duranke was puzzled, he saw the fox girl's big tail move, and a small faint blue head poked out from the other side of her tail.

This is a strange beast with a funny size.

The height is about four feet, about to the waist of an ordinary person. There are a pair of golden horns on the head, staring at a pair of big eyes with erect pupils and golden flames inside, but they look watery and helpless.

The whole body is covered with large scales that sometimes turn black and sometimes turn blue, and the limbs are all claw-shaped, but at this time it is a person standing up. It appears that the upper body is slender, with a few abrupt spines on the back.

The belly is very big, the round belly is stretched white, and the scales are almost not enough to cover it. Especially its lower claws are very short, and this fat stomach is about to touch the ground.

If you ignore its weird little belly, then Daoist Du is quite familiar with the overall image of this little guy.

"Dragon?" he exclaimed in surprise.

"Probably, a little fat dragon." Wang Longqi said with a smile: "Its horns can discharge electricity. Maybe when you just opened the box, it was frightened and came to you. But... this little guy The overall temperament is quite docile.”

"Yeah, it's very good."

The fox girl turned her head and fondled Xiao Feilong's forehead lovingly.

Its whole body is covered with scales, except for a soft area between its horns and near its forehead, with light down.

When being touched, Xiao Feilong seemed to enjoy it very much. He raised his head, squinted his eyes, and made a "snurling" sound from his chest.

A fox is masturbating a dragon?

Durant looked at this scene in amazement, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, but he didn't know where to start complaining.

Then the fox girl pointed at him again, "Go and apologize to Uncle Du."

Xiao Feilong opened his eyes wide and looked at Duranke, as if he was a little scared, holding on to the fox girl's tail and refused to let go.

The fox girl raised the grilled chicken in her hand, "Do you want to eat it? Be obedient if you want to eat it."

Little Fat Dragon's big flaming eyes wandered between Roast Chicken and Du Daochang, and finally chose to bow his head to reality.

With its ball-like body dangling, it slowly walked in front of Du Daozhang, then... lowered its head resolutely, and pointed its horns at Duranke.

Du Daochang was shocked, thinking that it was going to hit him again, and the backhand was a crotch cover.

After two seconds, nothing happened.

He looked down at the motionless little fat dragon, and then realized that it was really apologizing to himself.

It pointed the part of the forehead without scales to itself, which should mean...

Please fuck?

So Durant stretched out his long arm, and gently touched the little fat dragon's forehead.

Xiao Feilong frowned tightly, looking "forced by life" and "selling his body".

"Hey." Du Daochang smiled happily: "Don't say it, it feels really good."

Wang Longqi said beside him: "Uncle Du forgives you."

"Hey—"

Xiao Feilong let out a low moan of relief, like a dragon's moan, but with a bit of milk.

"What's your name, uncle? I'm old." Durant waved his hands quickly, "Just call him brother."

"Okay, your brother forgives you." Wang Longqi picked up Xiao Feilong and said with a smile, "Father will take you to eat chicken legs."

"Hey hey!"

The father and son left happily.

"Um……"

Only Du Daochang frowned, reflecting on his lack of ethics.

...

Although Xiao Feilong is timid, he recognizes people quickly, and he accepts Duranke again in a short while.

The three of them sat around the fire and barbecued together in the yard. When the time was quiet, Li Chu and Mrs. Yang came back.

As soon as Xiao Feilong saw the stranger, he immediately hid behind the fox girl's big tail, pretending to be invisible.

"Hey, Li Chu, come and have a look. Our Taoist temple has a new friend, and this little guy is very fun!" Wang Longqi hurriedly greeted.

Li Chu asked: "Where did this come from?"

"It came out of the box that contained Mrs. Yang's son..." Wang Longqi said, suddenly remembered something, and his voice gradually weakened.

Hearing that this little fat dragon came out of the box, Mrs. Yang fell silent...

Duranke also realized that something was wrong, and asked weakly, "Isn't this your son?"

Mrs. Yang glanced at him indifferently, "Can you give birth to this thing?"

"Of course I can't give birth..." Daoist Du said with a sneer, "I'm a man..."

"Does this have anything to do with men and women?!" Mrs. Yang exploded on the spot, turning around and about to fight back.

After trying so hard to save his son, it turned out that such a species had been rescued, and anyone would be furious.

"Mrs. Yang, don't worry, I'll go with you."

Fearing that something might happen to her, Li Chu followed her again.

Just now in the Luoshen Pavilion, after he had a long chat with the Luoshen girl, as soon as he came out, he saw Mrs. Yang who was smiling like an aunt, and they came back together.

Only then did I realize that Guo Xiaobao was not in the box just now, so I naturally had to go back and look for it again.

only……

If the girl who claimed to be Ye Leng'er was a gang of bad guys, I'm afraid she wouldn't stay there anymore, maybe the building would be empty.

With some anxiety, the two rushed into the Luoshen Pavilion again.

The front hall was empty, and they found the back again.

Then I saw...

In the back hall of the pavilion, in a steaming milky white pool.

The girl was submerged in the water, with only one head sticking out of the water, and she looked at the two with her eyes blinking.

"..."

"People from the Western Regions, don't you close the door when you take a shower?" Li Chu asked calmly.

"All the flowers around are my eyeliner. If outsiders came, I would have hid a long time ago." The girl smiled and said, "It's just that I think...it's okay to be seen by this sister. As for you...I don't think so either." Lost."

Mrs. Yang was not in the mood to chat with her, and asked directly: "Do you know where my son is? It's not him in that box at all."

"Your son?" Ye Leng'er blinked.

"Guo Xiaobao." Mrs. Yang said, "Boy Jiyang."

"Oh, that little friend." The girl nodded slightly, "He was sent here before, but he was picked up soon."

"Who?" Mrs. Yang asked.

"Hmm..." the girl hesitated, "I do know, but if I tell you this kind of thing... I might get into trouble."

Madam Yang turned cold, "Little sister, if you don't tell me..."

"It's useless for you to threaten me. As long as something happens to me, the Huadu Conference will fail. If you dare to harm me, Chaotian Tower in Shenluo City will trouble you."

The girl swam like a fish in the water, revealing her round shoulders and delicate collarbone.

"Of course, it's not impossible to tell you. It's just... I hope that accordingly, you can do me a little favor."

When she said this, her eyes were fixed on Li Chu.

Li Chudao: "If saving people is delayed because of this matter, then absolutely not."

"Don't worry." The girl said, "They arrested that kid for something that took a long time to prepare. They won't hurt him in a short time."

"Then what is your request?"

"Yesterday, one of my elder brothers also came to Shenluo City. The name of his trip was to study Buddhism at the White Dragon Temple, but I know that the reason why he went to that temple was another ulterior purpose. .I need some help with him..."