I am Vardy

( ) This time, Vardy can finally soar here with open arms.

Of course, I was still overjoyed by Handanovic's mistake just now, this guy is too funny.

You don’t take the confirmation after stopping the ball, you don’t even know the ball is gone, and then pass the ball decently, you really think you are playing a virtual reality game!

Anyway, Vardy feels stomach cramps, and the guy with feelings is also a tease.

It seems that Handanovic will join Inter Milan in the future and become the No. 1 goalkeeper of Inter Milan. Is this a congratulatory gift to the new club in advance?

Not only did Vardy cramp from laughing, but the other Inter Milan players were not much better. When everyone gathered together to celebrate the goal, everyone's expressions felt uncontrollable!

Could there be an easier game than to equalize in such a comical way?

It would be great if every opponent gave Inter Milan a gift like this.

At this moment, Handanovic stood there like a statue, his whole body shrouded in shadow, as if he had been petrified.

It was impossible for him to think that he would make such a low-level mistake. He felt like a clown, and the whole world was laughing at him.

The Udinese players all looked like beeping dogs. Although they didn't think they could withstand Inter Milan's attack, but being unable to defend the goal and taking the initiative to send it to Inter Milan are two completely different things. Different concepts, you can't play like this!

The Udinese fans in the stands couldn't make any sound, because they really didn't know how to express their feelings now.

The broadcast was played over and over again in slow motion, and Handanovic's hilarious mistakes made fans all over the world laugh.

Needless to say, it was Vardy contagious!

The Inter Milan players joked with Vardy excitedly that the goal was too easy, so easy that they felt that their hard work just now was useless, and it was not as easy to use as Vardy's face.

"I really didn't realize how powerful you are. Their goalkeepers are so scared that they don't even want the ball!"

"If it doesn't feel a little too insulting, I really want to imitate his actions just now, it's so funny!"

"Scare her once, and we win!"

 …

Vardy also found it very interesting,

He remembered this goalkeeper and could be included in the list of key training targets.

After the game restarted, Inter Milan's momentum has been fully formed, while Udinese was demoralized by their own mistakes.

Obviously, there is no suspense in the next game.

Inter Milan broke out completely, but at this time Vardy felt like a useless person, and suddenly he had nothing to do on the court.

This is the rhythm of not playing with him every minute!

In the 71st minute of the second half, Ibrahimovic received a cross from Maicon and smashed Udinese's goal with a violent header.

In the 77th minute, Maniche suddenly moved forward to get rid of the opponent's defense, and made a signature explosive shot. Handanovic may still be unable to extricate himself from the shadow of the funny ball loss, and his reaction was half a beat slow. Poor Xixi watched the ball fly into his gate.

In the 85th minute, it was Maicon again. After a sharp breakthrough from the right, he sent the ball to the goal. Vardy, who had been silent for a long time, finally got a chance. Overjoyed, he spread his feet and rushed to the goal, ready to grab a point.

But what they didn't expect was that Ibrahimovic robbed the ball in a very sneaky way, dodged the goalkeeper's attack, and pushed the ball into the goal.

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears, this is really not playing with himself!

Of course, it doesn't matter whoever scores the goal. It is best for all Inter Milan players to break out, so that they can paddle calmly.

However, the score of 5:2 was not the end. During stoppage time in the second half, Cordoba used the opportunity of a corner kick to rush up and headed to break Udinese's goal again, and the score was finally fixed at 6:2.

It seems that Udinese was really beaten and collapsed. Otherwise, how could Cordoba, who is only 173 cm tall and more frustrated than Vardy, grab the first point.

The whole game is over, the Inter Milan players hug each other and celebrate a big victory, but at this time, half of the stands have already left the field early, they don't want to watch the team get beaten It will be defeated.

The young players of Udinese felt extremely frustrated. They thought they could win the game, even if they couldn't win it, then a draw would be fine.

The two-goal lead in the first half made them infinitely close to this hope, but unexpectedly, they were bloodbathed in the end. This dazzling score made them feel ashamed to look up.

At this time, Vardy walked up to Obodo, took off his jersey and handed it to him.

His meaning is obvious, he just wants to exchange jerseys with Obodo.

Obodo looked at Vardy in surprise, he didn't expect Vardy to take the initiative to exchange jerseys with him.

Who is Vardy?

World Footballer, the number one player in world football, and the real top star.

And he is just an ordinary midfielder of a mid-range team in Serie A, a nobody in world football.

According to the truth, it is absolutely impossible for Vardy to take the initiative to come to him to exchange jerseys. You must know that since his debut, Vardy has voluntarily exchanged jerseys a handful of times, and they are all the top superstars in football.

Could it be that Vardy felt that I played very well today and got his approval, and he wanted to support me?

At this moment Obodo began to feel ecstatic.

He took off the jersey without hesitation, and quickly completed the exchange, as if he was afraid that Vardy would regret it.

Vardy took the jersey and looked at Obodo with a half-smile, and said jokingly: "Your performance is awesome, especially the part where you fell without physical contact. There is no trace of performance, and you are very distracted. There is not even a little unnaturalness on the face, it is completely as if it is really hurt, I want to know, how do you do it?"

Vardy is like a film and television newcomer asking a film and television senior for advice. If you don't know Vardy's urine, you will definitely think that Vardy is sincerely asking for advice!

The smile on Obodo's face froze instantly, and he naturally heard the strong irony in Vardy's tone.

His face was flushed red, and Obodo wanted to give the bastard in front of him a lesson, for being such a bully.

They have already slaughtered us bloodily, and they still don’t forget to ridicule at the end, who can bear it?

What about exchanging jerseys? It's just an excuse. It's just to find an introduction to satirize and stimulate me.

asshole.

But at this time, Vardy had already laughed and turned away, leaving Obodo himself in a mess in place, so angry that he exploded.

 …

At the press conference after the game, the coach of Udinese was black-faced all the way, and after saying some unnutritive words, he kept silent.

However, Mancini did not intend to let the opponent go lightly, and criticized the old Pozzo's weird remarks. At the same time, he did not forget to denounce the shameless delaying tactics adopted by the opponent on the court. Even the ball boy used it for everything. Extremely.

The reporters were very happy to see this, and they knew very well that it would be no wonder if Mancini didn't get mad.

With the practice of the Udinese caddy, even the Udinese club will be punished by the Italian Football Association. It is absolutely impossible for the Italian Football Association to say nothing for their blatant interference in the game.

Of course, the fact that the Udinese coach doesn't speak doesn't mean the media doesn't attack like him.

"Old Mr. Pozzo's rhetoric before the game seems to have become a joke. What do you think of this?"

"Will old Mr. Pozzo keep his promise to shave his head?"

"Did you arrange the time-delaying tactics?"

"Some people say that the caddy who was sent off for making trouble is your relative, please confirm it!"

 …

In the end, the press conference broke up unhappy. Even Mancini felt that the Udinese coach was a bit pitiful, and he would blame him for everything.

Go back to the hotel to rest, and prepare to go back to Milan to continue training the next day. There is no way, I can't help myself.

However, Vardy intends to take a half-day leave with Mancini, and he will not return to Milan with the Inter Milan team, because he still has things to do.

Didn't the old Pozzo say that Udinese would shave his head if he couldn't attack Inter Milan?

I'll watch you shave tomorrow.

If you don't want to shave, I will do it for you myself.

Vardy generally doesn't cause much trouble. Even though he often makes troubles on the court, he rarely provokes others directly, but this does not mean that Vardy is fuel-efficient.

Speaking of which, he is still quite a vindictive person.

I don't mess with you, if you mess with me, then I will definitely kill you!

I have always disliked the old Pozzo, and now that the old Pozzo dares to talk nonsense and attack himself and Inter Milan, how can I spare him lightly.

So early the next morning, Vardy came to the old Pozzo's home surrounded by a group of media reporters.

It feels like taking the army to negotiate, just talk about it well, and if you don't talk about it, just mess with you.

Old Bozo was sitting in the room eating breakfast at this time, his face was ugly, because he was angry last night, he didn't sleep well.

He always felt that his right eyelid was twitching, and he thought it was because he hadn't had a good rest. If he knew the superstition widely circulated in Huaxia, then he would not be so calm.

Jump right eye jump Choi disaster.

At this moment, the butler ran in in a panic, with a look of panic on his face.

"Sir, it's not good, Vardy is calling in!"

Old Bozo's heart skipped a beat. When he heard Vardy's name, he felt that something bad was going to happen. He didn't even know that the slice of bread he was holding fell to the ground.

Walking out of the restaurant, Old Bozuo was startled when he saw the huge formation outside, he was going to kill someone!

Vardy's shape at this time is very sharp, with an electric hair clipper in his left hand, a large shaver in his right hand, and a shaving lotion in his jacket pocket, which feels like a fully armed cabinet hand.

"You have to do what you say, choose, do you do it yourself, or let me do it?" Vardy said unceremoniously to the old Pozzo: "But if you let me do it, then I don't guarantee that my starting lineup will let you do it. It doesn't hurt!"