I am Vardy

When he received the task of "touching the head to kill", Vardy was a little dumbfounded.

What the hell kind of mission is this?

Buffon has always been the only one who kills others. Now you want me to kill Buffon?

What a spoof!

But since the system has already given the task, Vardy feels that he should not be hypocritical, it is a task anyway, and the task reward is also good.

Different from the effect of Buffon's touch head kill, the special effect touch head kill rewarded by the task seems to be of great help to Vardy.

When the defensive player is touched and killed, when the defensive player defends himself again, the defensive effect will be reduced to varying degrees.

Just think about it from another angle. They couldn't guard Vardy in the first place, and they changed from being unable to guard to becoming even more unable to guard. What's the point?

The task punishment is very cheating, depending on the meaning of the system, if you can't complete the task this time, then you probably don't think about scoring goals when you face Buffon in the future.

Sure enough, the system intermittently convulsed, and it was very unscrupulous to convulse, even forgetting its own purpose.

 …

In this week's training, although Vardy is in good condition, he is actually a little absent-minded, because he has to plan carefully how to brutally kill Buffon.

You can't walk over swaggeringly and let Buffon bow his head in front of you, and then you can play as you want, right?

Even if Buffon has no objection, the Juventus fans in the stands can kill themselves.

In real life, touching other people's heads is mostly because they like it, and it should be elders touching the younger generation, or touching the head between peers, which is very embarrassing.

It is true that women's feet and men's heads are not comfortable being touched by others.

So, how can Vardy pat Buffon's head in a reasonable way?

This is a difficult problem.

Of course, there is also a very important point at the same time. When planning to touch Buffon, one should also be on guard against Buffon, and not let him counter-kill himself, otherwise it will be very embarrassing.

Well, it would be nice to have an entry point.

Who is familiar with Buffon?

Materazzi must be very familiar.

Well, it's him!

 …

In the locker room of the Alpi Stadium, Vardy pulled Materazzi and muttered.

"You can introduce Buffon to me later, I want to talk to him!" Vardy said to Materazzi in this way.

Materazzi doesn't care too much. Although Vardy is already the world's footballer, it seems normal to have a sympathy with Buffon, the world's best goalkeeper. It's nothing more than getting to know each other.

So Materazzi readily agreed.

Soon, players from both sides appeared in the stadium channel, ready to line up to enter the field.

Originally, the time in the player tunnel was when the players from both sides of the game were chatting about the old days. Everyone found familiar players and chatted a few words. As long as they are not absolute enemies, the atmosphere will generally appear to be very friendly.

Buffon and Materazzi do have a good relationship. They are partners of the national team. One is the backbone of the defense and the other is the goalkeeper of Dinghai. They must have frequent contact on and off the field.

Materazzi remembered Vardy's entrustment, and pulled Vardy to Buffon.

"Hey, Gigi, how have you been recently!" Materazzi greeted Buffon casually.

Buffon's name is Gianluigi, and his friends will call him Jiji.

Buffon made a strange expression to Materazzi with wide-eyed eyes, also looking very relaxed.

At this time, Materazzi introduced Vardy to Buffon.

"This is Jamie, I think you should know!"

Vardy smiled at Buffon and held out his hand.

Although Buffon was a little surprised, he still reached out and held Vardy together.

He mainly didn't know why Materazzi introduced Vardy to him.

But now this is not a big problem. Looking at Vardy's almost immature face in front of him, I feel emotional. At this age, Vardy has already created incredible results, which is unbelievable!

certainly,

Vardy is much younger than Buffon, especially this tender face, which makes it difficult for Buffon to put Vardy on the same level as himself.

So, habitually, Buffon reached out to Vardy...

Touch the head to kill love!

Of course, Buffon is definitely not malicious, it is just a usual way of expressing liking.

But the point is, Vardy can't stand it!

stop!

Don't touch my head!

Vardy quickly shrank his head and dodged to the side. He moved so eagerly that he almost lost his balance and fell.

Vardy's reaction made Buffon and Materazzi stunned, and they didn't understand Vardy's actions at all.

Seeing Buffon's expression, Vardy sneered and explained: "Well, I have lost my hair recently, so I don't want others to touch it!"

This explanation is not satisfactory, but it is also well-founded, so Buffon is not too suspicious.

Vardy rolled his eyes, and suddenly said: "It may be because I have been with Rooney for a long time, and I have been infected and started to lose my hair. I envy people with particularly thick hair. Mr. Buffon, your hair is very good, really. I don’t know how you take care of it, can you let me take a closer look?”

Buffon showed an awkward but polite smile. Is it really good to talk about this topic before a tense game?

But Buffon thought about it, and lowered his head a little to show Vardy, it's not a big deal.

Vardy didn't expect Buffon to cooperate so much, and he didn't have to waste his time to find excuses, and he burst into laughter in an instant.

He stretched out his hand tremblingly, as if he was suffering from Parkinson's disease, and it seemed that he was reaching out to a girl for the first time.

Under Materazzi's horrified gaze, Vardy finally covered Buffon's head with his hands, and began to rub Buffon's short hair, which is not too long, rubbing...

The expression on his face was extremely refreshed, almost like a rising immortal.

Buffon collapsed, and agreed to just take a look at it casually, why did you touch it so passionately?

Balotelli next to him was really scared. He felt that Vardy was about to climax at this moment. He was really afraid of an impulse. Vardy took off his clothes and executed Buffon on the spot.

"It's almost ready?" Buffon lowered his head and asked in embarrassment.

Only then did Vardy respond with "oh, oh" twice, and took his hand away in a still unsatisfied way.

Anyway, this wave is not bad!

Is this considered to be killing Buffon by touching the head?

You know, when Buffon touches other people's heads, he is not so passionate and not so persistent.

If the system still doesn't admit it, I'm sure I'll never end with the system.

For the time being, I put some thought to rest, even if I continued to smack Buffon in the game, it was just entertainment and had nothing to do with the task.

With the whistle of the referee, this focus battle officially kicked off.

It has to be admitted that Juventus' background is still there, which is also an important reason why they quickly returned to the first group after returning to Serie A.

Just like now, they have their own pride at home, even if they are no longer the rulers of Serie A, they still will not look down on themselves, let alone face the enemy as a weakling.

After the opening game, Juventus launched a fierce attack based on the advantage of the home field, as if they were not facing the powerful Inter Milan, but the Serie A belly.

Speaking of it, Juventus is really hardworking. It is really not easy to use a second-rate midfield configuration to achieve the effect of a first-class midfield configuration.

Veteran Nedved played on the left, Camoranesi on the right, and Zanetti and Almiron partnered in the middle. It doesn't look like a giant's configuration.

There is no way, because Juventus's financial situation is not ideal because of the one-year tour of the Telegraph and the Second Division, and they cannot attract big-name players for the time being.

Of course, there are actually good stars on the bench. Marchisio, Chiellini and others are not yet the main players, and the future is theirs.

Juventus, which has the home court advantage, attacked for more than 10 minutes, but there were only a handful of real threats. Under Inter Milan's mature defensive system, Juventus' offensive knife was obviously not sharp enough, not even as good as Roma.

Inter Milan goalkeeper Cesar only made one save, which was not too difficult. Piero's shot after the cut was not strong and was very straight, and Cesar hugged him straight.

Juventus fans felt sad for such a weak attack. Even though they were fully prepared, they still couldn't restrain their sorrow when they saw that the team could not compete with Inter Milan head-on.

Ten minutes later, Juventus' offensive slowed down. Inter Milan took advantage of the situation and began to compete fiercely in the midfield. A few minutes later, Juventus, who were weak in succession, began to lose and was taken by Inter Milan. initiative.

This is also inevitable. Juventus is not only weak in the midfield, but most importantly, it is not creative. Even Nedved, he is not the kind of player who can easily send through balls like a scalpel. He is more Known for tenacity.

Although Inter Milan's midfielders look old, as long as they are in good physical condition, once the old guys shake their old arms and legs, it is not a joke.

In the 17th minute of the first half, Inter Milan's first shot of the game posed a great threat to Juventus' goal.

Figo broke through from the left, and Vardy retreated to cooperate with Figo quickly. The tacit understanding between the two made people couldn't help but exclaim.

Figo went to the bottom, Vardy rushed to the goal to outflank, and immediately took away the attention of the Juventus defenders, but no one expected that Figo did not push the small penalty area, but the inverted triangle passed to the large penalty area On the line, Cambiasso, who had already been in ambush there, had been waiting for the shell for a long time, and directly kicked the heavy artillery to attack the goal. The momentum seemed to be kicking the ball to explode.

For any team, if there is a heavy gunner in the midfield position, it is the most beneficial supplement to the tactics.

Don't look at Vardy himself who has the stunt of firing heavy artillery, but his cooperation with the heavy artillery is also seamless.

Keep rushing into the small penalty area to press the opponent's defense line and create space for the heavy gunner teammates, which can also pose a great threat to the opponent.

In Manchester United, Scholes is the heavy gunner, and now in Inter Milan, Cambiasso is also good.

It's just that Cambiasso's heavy artillery was slightly higher than the crossbar and almost scored a goal, which really made the Juventus players break out in cold sweat.