I am Quaresma

Handed the two trophies to Henry. Although Henry didn't get anything, it was not in vain to be able to touch it.

Of course, the main reason why the trophy was handed over to Henry was that Quaresma wanted to participate in the lottery as an assistant in the lottery. To put it bluntly, he stood behind as a mascot and did not need him to go out.

He really wanted to feel whether there was a small ball that was cold, but UEFA didn't give him this opportunity.

Soon, the lottery ceremony officially began!

Quaresma fixed his eyes on the small balls in the plates, and he wanted to know if any of the small balls would be steaming quietly.

However, he did not get his wish.

Thinking about it, if UEFA really did such a low-level trick, I am afraid it would have been overthrown long ago, and it will not have been criticized until now, but it has not been caught with substantive evidence.

So, let's take a look at the grouping situation!

In the second tier of teams, Quaresma does not think there is a team that can pose too much threat to Arsenal.

Bayern is dominant in the Bundesliga, but it still does not have the strongest competitiveness in Europe during this period;

Although Chelsea is also the second team, Arsenal obviously cannot touch Chelsea;

Roma was lucky enough to qualify for the Champions League because of the Calciopoli incident, and their strength is not outstanding;

Lyon, the overlord of Ligue 1, has this strength, but their style is somewhat similar to Arsenal, and European black shops sell some blood every season, and their overall strength is not as good as Arsenal;

As for the remaining teams such as Eindhoven and Celtic, they are at best just making up;

The only thing that makes Quaresma a little tangled is that Porto is also in the second tier.

It's still possible to meet!

For UEFA, it is not a shady thing to create a little spectacle.

The hottest Quaresma in world football collided with his old club, which is naturally a topic that can attract attention.

With the urine of UEFA, this may become a reality.

Just based on the analysis of the point of view of the duel, Quaresma can at least guess 3 to 4 duels.

Chelsea and Barcelona have met for two consecutive seasons, so a third meeting seems logical;

Real Madrid and Lyon also have enough topics. The two teams were in the same group last season, but Real Madrid was beaten by Lyon without temper. For the Galacticos, don't they want to wash away their shame?

Arsenal and Porto also have a high probability of being assigned to the same group;

If it weren't for AC Milan and Liverpool belonging to the first team, the insane UEFA would definitely put them in the same group.

Anyway, it doesn't affect their qualifying. It's good to have a fight in advance and contribute a little attention and topic!

 …

Quaresma has begun to fuze on the stage, and at this time, UEFA executive Olsen has begun to take the ball from the plate.

A team was drawn out and arranged in their respective positions. It was not until the first-tier team was drawn that the climax was finally reached!

Chelsea!

Barcelona!

The scene was full of exclamations, and it became a mess. The enemies of Chelsea and Barcelona were together again inconceivably!

Unlike the almost riotous reaction in the audience, Quaresma's expression behind Olsen was extremely flat, because the result did not surprise him at all.

What's the surprise?

Could it be that after so long, you still don't understand UEFA's way of doing things?

It would be a surprise if Chelsea and Barcelona were not grouped together!

But at this time, Quaresma still smiled meaningfully, using this expression to tell everyone... I didn't smoke it, so don't blame me!

After the turmoil, the draw ceremony will continue, and even if Real Madrid and Lyon were assigned to the same group, it did not cause a greater commotion.

Especially when Olsen drew Arsenal into the same group as Porto, Quaresma smiled unabashedly.

All right!

I knew it would be this result!

That's good, at least I can go back to Porto to have a look!

I can see those funny guys again, and I don't know how they will live after the World Cup.

How many cases has Baia's law firm taken?

How good is Meirelles in Rap?

Has Pepe's martial arts broken through the realm?

Was Postiga still so sentimental that he cried every time he watched a short movie?

Oh, Fabiano is gone, they may not be willing to watch a small movie together...

At this time, Quaresma behind Olson had already started to wander, and he didn't care who the other two opponents in the group were!

 …

The UEFA Champions League group stage draw ceremony ended, and Quaresma, Henry and others returned to London to return to the team to participate in training and prepare for the next Premier League.

Just when the outside world thought the results of the group draw were noisy, Quaresma returned to the club, but was told a piece of news that interested him very much.

——Arsenal Club will apply for Guinness World Records for him.

In the next game against Manchester City, Quaresma scored an incredible four goals in ten minutes, which has already broken the Guinness World Record!

Although Quaresma didn't know the time it took to finish his senior year the fastest, it definitely exceeded ten minutes. Therefore, it is no problem to apply for the Guinness World Record.

Will he be the Guinness World Record holder in the future?

He never thought about the possibility of not being able to apply. Fans all over the world can justify their names. This is simply not fake!

Of course, the so-called Guinness World Records cannot be against all competitions in the world. After all, it is entirely possible for those amateurs or even professional teams to face amateur teams to score four goals in ten minutes!

This record is only for all the top leagues in world football, and this limitation is also necessary.

The certificate of Guinness World Records, you can put it in the honor room to prove that you are a completed miracle.

But should I expand my room of honor? I'm afraid the room of honor won't be able to hold all my honors at the end of this season.

Otherwise, set up an exhibition hall yourself!

Put all the honorary trophies and certificates in it, and open the door for everyone to visit and worship.

This is a good idea, and it can completely satisfy my vanity!

It's so beautiful!

But at this moment, Quaresma suddenly thought of a very serious problem!

It seems that I can't keep this record for too long!

If I remember correctly, in less than ten seasons, the Polish striker Lewandowski will complete a god-defying skill...scoring five goals in nine minutes!

That's a real animal!

If the future really develops like the previous life, then his own record will be broken by Lewandowski!

Was photographed on the beach, shot to death!

It's kind of embarrassing just thinking about it!

He already has a global reputation. If Lewandowski really breaks his own record, then he will be used as a comparison object and background, and become a stepping stone for Lewandowski.

"The ball king record is dead, and Lewandowski breaks the Quaresma record!"

"Beyond the king of the ball, Lewandowski's miracle is against the sky!"

"Lewandowski says no to Quaresma's record!"

 …

It is conceivable how disturbing such remarks would be.

No, but I am complacent because I have achieved a little result. When I break the record, I must also raise the new record to a level that future generations will look up to.

Isn't Lewandowski 5 goals in 9 minutes, then he will continue to work hard and try to achieve 5 goals in 8 minutes!

Although it is difficult, Lewandowski can complete it, and he must not be able to complete it without reason.

One day, I will let myself keep all the records in world football!

 …

He didn't need to worry about applying for the Guinness World Records, so Quaresma still put more energy into preparing for the battle.

In the third round, Arsenal's opponent is the mid-range team Middlesbrough.

Quaresma likes mid-range teams the most!

No desires, no grievances, no grievances, naturally they will not go all out casually, so such a team is most suitable for scoring goals.

In the previous life, the peerless twins directly pierced the scoring ceiling of the top league and turned football into a real scoring game. At that time, if you didn't know how to score goals, you would be ashamed to call yourself a striker.

Affected by this, Quaresma naturally doesn't think much of the current mainstream scoring efficiency in football.

Instead of letting the peerless double pride create an era, it is better to create an era by yourself, an era where the number of goals is really high.

38 Premier League games in a season, regardless of reimbursement for injuries throughout the season, some minor injuries plus active rotation, Quaresma may not be able to play more than 30 games.

At least last season, Quaresma did not reach this number of times!

If scoring efficiency is considered, then at least 40 goals must be scored to be regarded as shocking, right?

Therefore, Quaresma initially set his goal as 40 goals, and there is no cap!

Although the Premier League is less suitable for scoring goals than La Liga, and the task of the game is more arduous, Quaresma is still confident to complete the goal.

The premise is that he must seize every opportunity and score more goals when facing mid-range teams!

Mibao is the best object!

Speaking of which, Quaresma is still very interested in Middlesbrough, or in other words, he is interested in Middlesbrough's new head coach.

In May, he was still wearing a jersey to fight on the court. In June, he came to the training ground in a suit and led his former teammates to train. Southgate can be regarded as a strange person in football.

After retiring at the end of last season, he was immediately appointed as the team's head coach. Southgate completed the transition from player to head coach in this way.

Leaving aside Southgate's coaching ability, the key point is that he doesn't even have a coaching certificate.

If it wasn't for the grace of the FA, which relaxed the conditions and allowed Southgate to coach for 12 weeks without a coaching certificate, then Southgate would never even think about being able to stand on the sidelines and direct the team's game.

Such a thing, I am afraid, can only happen in England!

However, Southgate did a good job in England. He played very happily with the least star-studded Three Lions, which is considered amazing!

Back to the present, Quaresma still can't imagine that he was a teammate yesterday, but today he became his own head coach. For Middlesbrough players, what kind of experience is this like?

If in a few seasons, Henry retires and directly replaces Wenger as Arsenal's head coach, then how will he position himself in relation to Henry?

At least, you can't invite Henry when you go to a nightclub or something...

Most likely, he can no longer pluck his hair casually!

Either way, it's kind of awkward.

But this does not affect Quaresma to go all out when facing Middlesbrough. In this game, scoring twice is the bottom line, no less!

 …

The Emirates Stadium was once again packed, and every seat in the new stadium was filled by fervent Arsenal fans, who would stick around even if the team's results were poor.

What's more, the current momentum of the team is fierce. They almost disbanded Manchester City in the last round. How could they miss the next game?

Of course, it would be nice if Arsenal tickets didn't go up in price!

It has to be said that after moving into the new stadium, the number of seats has increased, coupled with the increase in ticket prices, Arsenal's income on match days may increase a lot.

Quaresma and his teammates warmed up amid the cheers of the fans, and "The Song of Quaresma" would be played on the field from time to time, and, compared with before, there are now a few more sentences.

"He can score 4 goals in 10 minutes, he is omnipotent, his record is unbeatable..."

Well, Quaresma feels that the actions of the fans are still very time-sensitive. In just a week, the new lyrics have already become familiar to all fans.

A long-range shot hit the target. After attracting cheers from the fans, Quaresma and his teammates prepared to go back to the locker room for final preparations.

But when he walked to the sidelines, Quaresma's eyes stayed on a figure.

A red baseball cap with the Arsenal team logo on his head, an Arsenal home team uniform, huge funny leather shoes on his feet, a big belly, and green skin...

Yes, he is Arsenal's mascot Rex - a green T-Rex.

Why did Quaresma notice the Arsenal mascot?

Usually in home games, at this time, Rex will keep playing the atmosphere on the sidelines, keeping the fans in a very high state.

But today, Rex was sitting on a chair on the sidelines, crossing his legs, holding a newspaper in his hand, reading it with gusto, giving people an extremely leisurely feeling.

Has the actor of Rex changed?

Quaresma is confused!

Could it be that the content in the newspaper is so attractive that the actor doesn't even care about work?

Quaresma walked over curiously, squatted next to Rex, and also read the newspaper. He wanted to know what the content was so attractive.

The Sun

third edition

A hot fuck girl

The sudden stimulation almost made Quaresma's nose bleed!

Looking at Rex in shock, Quaresma felt that he might have encountered a fake mascot today.

You are such a prodigal, do the Freds know?

Quaresma tore away the newspaper without hesitation, and got into the locker room with Rex's bewildered expression.

confiscated!

Come to my office after class to pick it up!

 …

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