Chapter 32 Miracle CP
Author: Mo Xian
Shen Qingli is 165cm tall, which is not considered tall among female celebrities, but she is not short either. However, wearing this general's armor looks like a child sneaking into adults' clothes, and her whole body does not fit her body.
The shoulders are not wide enough, the legs are not long enough, and even the head is not big enough.
Netizens hahaha.
【You are dumbfounded this time, let me show you your wits!】
However, the problem didn't end there. There was metal on the armor, and the entire suit weighed thirty or forty kilograms. Even if Shen Qingli had spiritual power to protect his body, it would be too tiring to wear it.
This thing is not breathable. In the summer, with high temperatures in the 30s and 40s, Shen Qingli was already sweating before leaving the villa.
Facing the camera, Shen Qingli complained pitifully, and then asked the director in a loud voice: "Director Yao, my clothes don't fit me. Can I switch roles with Ji Renzhi?"
Before Yao Jiawei could say anything, Ji Renzhi came over dressed up. Seeing Shen Qingli's cumbersome outfit, he laughed out loud: "I won't change with you. Look, how cool it is!"
As he spoke, he turned around and showed off the tulle skirt of the court lady.
Compared with the general's armor, that thing is really light and thin. Although it is a bit see-through, Ji Renzhi is a man. It's totally fine to expose his arms and navel.
Even if someone is shirtless, the female fans will just scream in excitement.
Faced with Ji Renzhi's provocation, Shen Qingli asked in surprise: "Why does his clothes fit but not mine?"
Yao Jiawei was very innocent: "The generals are all men, so there are no short scales unless they are made to order. The gauze skirt of the court lady is different. If you look around, you can find large sizes."
Shen Qingli sighed deliberately: "Oh, then I can only admit that I am unlucky! But"
After saying that, she lifted up her skirt: "Young general can't be defeated, but I, Shen Qingli, stand up again!"
[Hahaha, she must have done it on purpose, she has the potential to be a comedian! 】
A group of people came to the lobby of the villa and couldn't help laughing when they saw each other's outfits.
Especially the general and the courtesan, standing together is such a contrast. Yao Jiawei did this and even took a photo to post on his blog.
Since then, a group of "general courtesan" CP fans have appeared on the Internet, and some netizens have even written more than 10,000 words of sadomasochistic pornographic stories.
Seeing that everyone had finished talking, Gu Hongyu hurriedly came out to take charge of the overall situation: "Next, please go to Zhouli Town on your own and complete the relevant tasks according to the prompts."
After speaking, he distributed the envelopes in his hands to the guests according to their roles: "Here are the funds for today's activities and the information about the first check-in point. The mission lasts 10 hours. If you clear the level, you will be rewarded according to your ranking. If you fail, you will be punished according to your ranking.
Everyone, are you ready? The timer starts!"
Shen Qingli glanced at the wall clock on the wall. It was eight o'clock and ten hours. In other words, the task must be completed before six o'clock in the afternoon. It took a whole day, which was plenty of time.
However, in order to get the reward, Shen Qingli decided to work hard. After all, one gram of gold costs 500 yuan. If she gets a few more gadgets, she can make a fortune!
Unconsciously, he laughed like a thief, which attracted the surrounding guests to come and watch: "Qing Li, how much is your start-up capital?"
Shen Qingli took out a red ticket: "100, what about you?"
Everyone had different expressions on their faces. The oiran woman threw herself directly at Shen Qingli's feet, hugged her thigh and cried: "General, please lead me! I just got a reward of a steel coin!"
Ji Renzhi worked hard for the sake of fame. He had to wear women's clothing anyway, so just risking it all would leave a memory for the audience.
His strategy was successful. With such a hug, "Miracle CP" exploded in the audience.
The whole Langbo is enjoying the two people's CP, and the live broadcast of Xiaoxiong is relying on the interaction between the two to attract traffic crazily.
Even Father Ji and Mother Ji, who were watching their son's performance in front of the TV, felt that they were not watching.
However, I suddenly had a very strange feeling. It would be great if Shen Qingli could take in his stupid son.
"What is the girl's background? Can she be our son's wife?" Ji's mother asked with a smile.
Ji's father rubbed his eyebrows: "I don't know. However, anyone who sees Ren Zhi's stupidity will probably not fall in love with him!"
Here, Shen Qingli was speechless. He raised his leg, but seeing that he couldn't get rid of the pendant, he patted Ji Huakui's wig bun: "Well, don't worry, I will pick you up when the general returns in triumph!"
"General, won't you bring your slaves with you?" Ji Renzhi raised his head, his eyes dim with tears. If you ignore his raised Adam's apple, he is actually a frail beauty.
Shen Qingli sighed slightly, knelt down on one knee, and raised his hand to wipe away the tears on Ji Renzhi's face: "The border is bitterly cold and there is war, so it is really inconvenient for me to bring my beautiful lady there. Don't worry, Shen has promised that he will definitely bring peace to the world after peace. Pay a lot of money to marry a girl."
Shen Qingli's expression was extremely serious when he spoke, and his sharp eyes reflected Ji Huakui's silhouette. Ji Renzhi looked at it steadily, feeling a little dazed for a moment. When he came back to his senses, his face was on fire.
Fortunately, the makeup artist put rouge on him so that he didn't look ugly. Otherwise, he would have had to dig a crack in the ground to get in.
【Ah ah ah, the CP I drank has come true! Sanlibo Ruit!】
[Emma, I really want to soul-transform Ji Renzhi, I bent over my shoulder, General Shen gave me a hard time!]
Shen Qingli noticed Ji Renzhi's change, stood up quickly, and strode away. With determination in his eyes, he rushed to the battlefield resolutely.
But if you observe carefully, you will find that her steps are getting faster and faster, and she is floating away like the wind. She is not restrained by the armor at all.
Ji Renzhi didn't react at first, thinking that Shen Qingli was acting. Seeing her walking far away without looking back, Ji Renzhi panicked and hurriedly pulled up her skirt and stood up: "No, just wait for me!"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and the guests felt their stomachs ached. Even the director and staff curled up their lips.
A few minutes later, the guests took the task cards and headed to their destinations.
Because Huang Yiyi had the second largest start-up capital, she hailed a taxi domineeringly and left with her assistant and photographer.
The others hesitated and started to carpool. However, everyone had different destinations, so there was no way to carpool.
Here, after Shen Qingli ran away, he took Xiaowei and photographer Fu for a walk on the street. Anyway, there is still plenty of time, so there is no rush.
Seeing someone selling pan-fried buns on the street, Shen Qingli bought two. One for himself and one for Xiao Wei. As for the photographer, forget it this time. He has to work and has no spare time.
By the way, the fried pancakes in Zhouli Town are really authentic. Not only are they salty and sweet, but they also have a mellow aroma. But they are a bit greasy after eating too much, so Shen Qingli bought two more cups of soy milk at a roadside shop.
Many netizens who watched the live broadcast were so greedy by Shen Qingli that they came to Zhouli Town to look for food.
First, we went to a raw pancake shop to buy some pancakes, and then we went to a soybean milk shop to get a cup of freshly ground soybean milk. Zhouli Town was packed with people, and it was a noisy scene that we hadn’t seen in a long time.
There is no need to go to work on Saturday, and everyone is not in a hurry to go back. We stroll around the ancient town, looking forward to meeting the guests by chance.
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