Huayu: Gao Yanei wants to be the film emperor

"Huh? Lian'er~ Lian'er?"

After shouting a few times with his eyes closed in a daze, Gao Fei never heard a response, and he couldn't help but feel curious.

"Hey! Where has this little girl gone?"

"Is it possible that your mother called you away so early?"

Just when Gao Fei was thinking about how to deal with the mother in charge of Chunfeng Tower, he was suddenly pushed hard. He couldn't help but subconsciously opened his eyes and saw a naked man wearing strange crotchless pants appearing at the head of his bed.

Gao Fei was so frightened that he immediately started to feel sleepy.

"Bold, you..."

Just when Gao Fei was about to shout loudly and call the boy outside the door to come in and take down the naked man, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head, and he immediately fainted gorgeously.

Seeing this, Ma Yun, who was standing beside his bed and was about to wake him up, was immediately stunned.

"Holy shit! I didn't do anything!"

He was so frightened that he took a few steps back to show that he was innocent.

A burst of laughter suddenly erupted in the simple dormitory of the extras.

The bearded man on the bunk opposite even mocked:

"Who made you look ugly? You must be scaring people this time!"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone burst into laughter.

But compared to the other roommates who were watching the fun, Ma Yun was extremely anxious.

After all, if Gao Fei has three strengths and two weaknesses, he can't explain it even if he has three mouths!

Fortunately, Gao Fei woke up after a while with a groan.

Although he didn't pay much attention to people, he didn't look like anything was wrong.

So Ma Yun quickly packed up and followed the others out to wait for the show.

…

After everyone left, in the dark dormitory, Gao Fei slowly opened his eyes, his eyes full of shock.

Just now, he finally digested the memories that flooded into his mind.

He was originally the yamen of the high-ranking official in Tokyo. Although he did not live in eight rooms every day, he was still very wealthy and wealthy.

On weekdays, I play in the pear garden, drink Tokyo wine, admire Luoyang flowers, and fold Zhangtai willows.

Can go, play cuju, and play siege;

He also knows how to play tea, sing and dance, play bombs, and play Shuanglu.

In addition to being unable to learn the articles of saints and being unable to explain them, he also knew all kinds of things about eating, drinking and having fun, and he could master them without a teacher.

Maybe this is Lao Gao’s talent!

Anyway, if you wanted to look for him in the past, you could just go to the brothel and the tile roof to look for him. You lived a carefree life.

But Gao Fei never expected that after getting drunk, he would change his mind!

Yes, he traveled through time!

By the way, he learned this word from the memory of this body.

Although he had never heard the word "time travel" before, he knew what seizing a body was and had heard of Zhuang Zhou's dream about butterfly, so it was not difficult to understand his own changes.

It’s nothing more than a thousand-year dream that came a thousand years later.

However, this calmness barely lasted for three seconds, and Gao Fei couldn't help but cry.

"My pity!"

"My Xiao Cui, Xiu Niang, Widow Wang... how can you live without me!"

When he thought of these beauties who were as beautiful as flowers and could only shed tears every day to miss him, Gao Fei felt as if a thousand arrows had pierced his heart, and his heart was cut like a knife... Huh?

Isn’t this world a bad place?

Perhaps the thought just now touched the memory of the original person, and beautiful faces that were pure, cool, or charming suddenly flashed in his mind.

What's even more amazing is that among them are several beauties with blond hair and green eyes. He has never seen such top-notch products even in Fanlou, Tokyo.

Cough~cough~, then what... Once it comes, let's make peace with it.

Besides, even if it was for Xiu Niang and the others, he had to take good care of his health.

…

After clearing up his messy thoughts, Gao Fei began to think about the situation in front of him.

It is now July 2002.

According to the memory in his mind, the body currently occupied by him is also called Gao Fei.

However, this guy was not as lucky as him and was not destined to be a government official.

In his early years, because he was good at boxing and kicking, he worked as a child actor for a while and barely made some money.

But later on, this guy didn't know who was deceived, and he went to school.

As a result, when he graduated from college and wanted to return to his old career, he realized that he had completely passed up.

Coupled with the male transformation, he is now a handsome and handsome man, and he is completely different from the cute young lady back then.

So no one paid any attention to him.

Therefore, Gao Fei came to Hengdian unconvinced and vowed to make a comeback.

Unfortunately, the idea is good, but the social experience is a bit lacking.

Just a few days after arriving in Hengdian, all the New Year's money I had saved over the years was defrauded, and the remaining pocket money was less than three digits.

So he felt deeply embarrassed and was too embarrassed to contact his family. He immediately didn't care about pretending to be a child star anymore, so he just found a dormitory for extras and stayed there.

It was just that he had been performing for a few days with the troupe performers in the same room, and he fell ill due to a fever due to exposure to the rain.

Of course, maybe that guy is enjoying himself in the Taiwei Mansion right now!

After calculating the assets in his hands, Gao Fei couldn't help but shook his head helplessly.

Yes, it depends on his great grandfather’s abilities!

Don't think that his yamen will just eat and wait to die.

I remember when he was following Gao Qiu on the streets of Tokyo, who wouldn't praise him as Gao Sanro for his good hearing and intelligence.

It's just a pity that he regarded Gao Qiu as his brother, but Gao Qiu regarded him as his son.

After that guy became successful, he had no children because he had injured his descendants in his early years, so he approached his father to adopt him into his name.

His father had three sons. After taking advantage of Gao Qiu, he naturally agreed in a hurry.

Now Gao Fei has no choice but to disagree. Who asked Gao Qiu to give too much!

…

After cleaning up briefly, Gao Fei finally nodded with satisfaction when he looked at his handsome and charming face in the mirror.

Finally there is something worth being happy about!

Taking the only remaining assets, he went out leisurely.

With the gesture of shaking his hands behind his back, it really doesn't look like he won't be able to pay the rent soon.

After having a makeshift breakfast at a roadside stall, Gao Fei's savings were reduced by another ten points.

However, Gao Fei still strolled leisurely on the street. A short three-street stretch took him an hour.

If he hadn't been short of money, he would have had to see how different the brothel and Chu Guan were after a thousand years.

Of course, while walking along the way, Gao Fei observed the various professions of the three religions in this era, while comparing them with the memories of his original self in his mind.

So in the afternoon, he finally thought of a way to make ends meet temporarily.

…

At the end of three streets, under a crooked tree.

I saw a handsome young man sitting on the ground, leaning back against the tree trunk and reading the Book of Changes, while fanning slightly with his right hand.

The breeze blows slowly, so calmly.

If it weren't for the two words "fortune-telling" that were clearly visible on the cardboard at his feet, which somewhat ruined the atmosphere, there might have been girls from three streets who came out and posted them.

However, this is the method he came up with.

When he was living on the streets, he had never been exposed to medicine, horoscopes, soap operas, and prostitution.

He is not proficient in all of these three professions, but he knows a little bit about most of them.

Later, after becoming a yamen, some men who traveled around the world even told him everything they had in their possessions in order to gain his appreciation.

So under the influence, although Gao Fei is not a master, there is still no problem in pretending to be an expert.

Just like in the fortune-telling business, holding flags and banners and shouting along the street is the worst method.

As for meeting people, just say:

Sir, if your seal is dark, there may be an unexpected disaster;

Guest, if your red luan star moves, there must be a peach blossom in front of you;

The guest officer has a strange face, which is rare to see in a hundred years... It is also the most unpopular thing to do.

Fortune telling, fortune telling, actually means the word "faith".

If you believe, everything will work out.

If you don’t believe it, everything will stop!

Therefore, the first impression of a fortune teller is the most important.

If not, Gao Fei would not have spent all the money in his pocket, but would have bought a book and fanned it to show off.

…

"Career and marriage please come in,

No major disasters will come."

Look at the two lines of beautiful thin gold characters under the word "Fortune Telling".

A short, fat man wearing a mask who looked to be in his fifties suddenly stopped.

"Good words!"

I saw him first complimenting Gao Fei, and then asked curiously:

"Young man, what do these two lines of your poem mean?"

"Other fortune tellers open their doors for business, but there is no one like you who chooses customers."

When Gao Fei heard this, he didn't stand up immediately. Instead, he raised his eyelids and glanced at the man, and found that the fat man looked familiar.

But now he didn't have time to think too much. He didn't even put down the book in his hand and said calmly:

"The cause of the disaster is too great. I can't bear it, and I don't want to get into this trouble."

"Right now, I just want to make a living by relying on my skills, so why risk my life!"

As he said that, he turned the page of the book in his hand with a contented look on his face, showing that he had mastered the posture of an expert.

Seeing this, the fat man became interested.

After all, for an elderly person like him, the older he gets, the more interested he becomes in these traditional things.

Therefore, he had no intention of fortune-telling, but he couldn't stop.

When Gao Fei saw his appearance, he immediately knew that business was coming.

So he immediately finished the book, stood up and gestured towards the teahouse next to him:

"please?"

After all, he has all his belongings right in front of him. He can't stick his butt out and lie on the ground giving orders, right?

What's the image of a superior person like that?

When the fat old man saw this, he didn't hesitate and followed him happily.

But this man was also a very particular person, so he ordered a pot of tea before Gao Fei opened his mouth.

After the tea was served, the fat man looked at Gao Fei with a smile and said:

"Young man, how much does this fortune teller cost you?"

After hearing this, Gao Fei immediately laughed and said:

"It's up to you, it's up to you!"

As the saying goes, "You can tell people's words when you see them, but you can tell lies when you see ghosts." The fortune-telling profession is inherently about the skill of knowing what to do.

Gao Fei also answered like this when he saw that the fat man's features were bright and clear, and he didn't have any worries. He didn't look like a stingy person.

Seeing Gao Fei say this, the fat man nodded with even more satisfaction.

But when the fat man took off his mask, Gao Fei was slightly startled at first, then quickly calmed down and asked:

"Are you Teacher Wang Gang?"

Although there were some impressions in his memory, she was not a beauty, so Gao Fei was naturally a little face-blind.

Gao Fei's reaction made Wang Gang take a look, so he immediately smiled and said without any pretense:

"Sorry for the inconvenience of traveling, it was a last resort!"

It is said that after the first and second parts of "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan" were released, Wang Gang, who was already a little famous, immediately became popular.

Even the old man walking on the roadside and the aunt buying vegetables at the vegetable market have heard of the name of Iron Triangle.

The "World Collection" column hosted by him has become a must-follow program for old men and women.

So for the convenience of traveling, he just covered up a little bit.

Gao Fei didn't say anything when he saw this, and just took out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone from his backpack.

"Teacher Wang, what do you want to calculate?"

After hearing this, Wang Gang hesitated for a while.

“Then consider it a career!”

Having said this, he couldn't help but joke to himself:

"After all, I'm already so old, so I probably won't have much chance of getting married."

After that, he wrote down the eight characters.

After Wang Gang wrote down the eight characters, Gao Fei immediately deduced the four pillars of his eight characters, which would lead to misfortune, fortune and luck.

It's not like he just relies on his mouth to deceive people, he can still learn the most basic Dayan method.

After making some deductions, he could not help but frown and murmured to himself:

"The God of Owl, the God of Robbery, the Lord of the Sun, the God of Cookery, Qian Zao: Renxu, Yisi, Jiawu, Bingyin... all of them will bring great luck to Dingwei?"

A moment later, when he finished his deduction, he saw Gao Fei looking at Wang Gang with bright eyes and said:

“It is unspeakable that a tiger falls into a trap, and it is difficult to move forward or retreat.

If your wishes do not come true, your illness, mouth and tongue will be implicated."

"Teacher Wang, you'd better act more cautiously in recent years. Although small pits and obstacles may not trip you up, they will hinder you to some extent!"

Wang Gang frowned when he heard this, but before he could say anything, Gao Fei smiled and cupped his hands towards him and said:

"However, you have a peach blossom in your destiny. In the past two years, you have been bathing in peach blossoms and blooming branches and leaves.

I would like to congratulate you first!"

As soon as these words came out, Wang Gang felt dumbfounded for a while.

But since he sat down to tell fortunes, he still had some faith in them.

So after being slightly embarrassed, Wang Gang couldn't help but look happy.

In his opinion, although the fortunes will not go well in the next few years, as Gao Fei just said, it is just a small bump in the road.

But the subsequent marriage and children were an unexpected surprise to him.

Thinking of this, his attitude towards Gao Fei became a little more kind.

Then he immediately took out ten red cards from his wallet and used them as fortune tellers.

Gao Fei was not polite when he saw this, and accepted it calmly.

However, after the business was done, the two of them were in no hurry to leave.

Gao Fei naturally had nothing to do, so he just chatted with his benefactor to relieve his boredom.

As for Wang Gang, the more we chatted with him, the more interesting he became to Gao Fei.

What impressed him even more was that Gao Fei was particularly proficient in Song Dynasty antiques and allusions.

Whenever we talk about the characters of the Song Dynasty, we can just pick them up and talk about them just like our own relatives and friends.

Although Gao Fei is self-effacing and only loves to eat, drink and have fun, the more he behaves like this, the more he becomes angry with Wang Gang.

As the two chatted, Wang Gang casually talked about his recent situation.

Due to the popularity of costume dramas in the past two years, a crew called "Cricket Prime Minister" spent a lot of money to hire him to play the male lead, hoping to ride on the popularity of "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan".

Hearing this, Gao Fei suddenly felt energetic.

Of course he doesn't understand the business of prime minister, but when it comes to cricket fighting, he is an old player.

So he immediately and enthusiastically discussed with Wang Gang what "raising insects is like raising soldiers, selecting insects is like selecting generals", and talked about the secret of selecting crickets.

Although Wang Gang doesn't know much about this aspect, he is interested!

As a result, the two of them suddenly became angry and chatted happily.

It wasn't until someone called to urge them later that the young and old said goodbye reluctantly.

Afterwards, the two exchanged contact information and agreed to meet again next time.

Although Gao Fei did not have a mobile phone, he also gave him the phone number of the neighbor's canteen.

Under the setting sun, I looked at the back of Wang Gang leaving in the car.

Outside the teahouse, Gao Fei suddenly couldn't help laughing and shook his head and sang a ditty:

"I am so happy here that I don't miss the Song Dynasty!"

After that, he put his hands behind his back and walked back leisurely...

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