Hokage: My system is getting more and more wrong

Poof!

Eleven figures fell from the air, some landing on chairs, others overlapping on the table.

"Dingci, hurry up, you're going to crush us."

Ding Ci, who was sitting at the top, did not return to his senses, and after twisting his butt slightly and causing a bunch of screams below, he found that his position was not quite right.

"I'm sorry, Shikamaru, why are you under me."

Shikamaru hurriedly climbed out, took a breath of fresh air, and said without good breath: "I don't want to be pressed down by you, the pressure is so great."

"You're not bad either!" Ning Ji crawled out with a stinking face, he was pressed under him by Shikamaru, and he almost didn't catch his breath.

"Who is above, you guys help ah, I'm suffocating below!"

Naruto's voice came from the bottom, and several people hurriedly moved Tooth and Shino away, revealing Naruto sitting on Sasuke's face, couldn't help but be speechless, I was afraid that it was Sasuke who was suffocating!

"Quick, help me!"

Naruto didn't know why, both legs were a little numb, all blame Sasuke this guy!

At this time, Sasuke's already angry body trembled, again!

He was once again ridden in the face by Naruto, a great shame, what a great shame!

"Strange, what about Xiao Li?"

Sasuke's face changed, and he quickly moved his position, only to see that Xiao Li, who was at the bottom, had already turned his eyes in circles, looking half-dead.

"Great! One less person's food, and you can get an extra share!

Holding Akamaru, who was a little weak, Tooth asked, "In that case, who is number one?" Xiao Li?

"But he had fainted."

"Sasuke?"

Sasuke patted his clothes and said with a stinking face, "I'm not interested in this kind of thing, don't count me."

"Then that..."

Naruto's eyes lit up with little stars, and he said excitedly, "It's me Uzumaki Naruto first!" Yayphew!

Naruto jumped up, and Tooth complained, "Damn, why can't it be me under the pad!"

Shino pushed his sunglasses and said seriously, "Ya, if it were a change, you might have been pressed into a meatloaf." "

Wang!" Akamaru nodded.

"Akamaru should be too, maybe there will be one more dog meat hot pot today."

"Woooo

Compared to the boys, Sakura who fell on the chair, Ino and Tenten are not interested in food, but they need to maintain a slender body so that they don't eat more.

"Wow, you see, the furniture here is so big, it seems to have come to the country of giants."

"Yes, I don't know if there will be giants later."

"There are no giants, but giant frogs may be seen." Shima jumped out of the kitchen, landed on Hinata's shoulder, and directed at Sakura, "It's time for dinner, you guys go to the kitchen and get dishes for everyone."

Sakura looked at the small purple-headed toad in front of her, and couldn't help but mutter: No matter how you look at it, this environment is not at all compatible with the owner, maybe it is not as big as the bowl.

"Naa, I said, is the second toad here too? Miss Toad? Naruto leaned in and asked, although he had never been to Mount Myoki, he had already established a friendship with Wen Tai, as for why it was the second eldest and the eldest was the Nine Lamas, of course Wen Tai could only be the second eldest man.

Shima immediately jumped up and gave Naruto a look, and said in a sharp voice, "I can be your mother's grandmother's grandmother at my age."

"As for the second eldest you said, it's Mrs. Wen, go find it yourself after lunch, and you won't leave until you finish eating!"

Naruto didn't expect that this little purple toad was actually at the level of the old ancestor, so he had to cover his head and beg for mercy: "Don't worry, old grandma frog, I won't even drink a drop of soup by then!" Speaking

of eating, Naruto became confident again, straightened his chest and said, "Please give me double the amount, when everyone can't finish eating, I'll cover it all!"

Shima was stunned for a moment when he listened to Naruto's bold words, then chuckled, covered his mouth and laughed: "Good boy, a child like you, the child and his father will definitely like it."

However, Naruto's words caused Ya and Dingji to be dissatisfied, and they said one after another: "Naruto, I don't need you to come to my share, and even if you can't eat it, you can come to me for help!"

"It's just, food-related matters, Naruto, I'm not on your side."

Naruto touched his nose and clenched his fists, "Good! That's more than who eats more! "Anyway, the lustful immortal said that it was enough, then he would open it to eat!"

Shima smiled and said, "It's been a long time since I met a little human guy who loves my cooking, but let me explain first, although Xiaojilai has prepared a lot of ingredients, you must not waste it, otherwise my mood will be very bad."

Naruto, Ya, and Dingji said in unison, "Don't worry! We can!

After a while, the three of Sakura, who were holding the dishes, walked out of the kitchen with ugly faces, and even vomited slightly.

Even Tiantian, who has always been calm, has fear and fear in her eyes, fortunately she saw it first, otherwise she would eat later... It's hard to imagine!

When everyone arrived, Shima jumped on the table and "Dangdang" beat the gong.

"Let's open the meal!"

Soon, under Naruto's expectant gaze, plates were still twisting their bodies, and colorful bug feasts were neatly placed on the table.

"This is purple worm ramen."

"It's a sour ladybug salad."

"This is the grasshopper and silkworm chrysalis soup!"

......

Listening to Shima's colorful introduction to Myoki San's exclusive food, Naruto's face had turned bitter melon color, and the teeth and Dingji on the side were no better, and Dingji even wanted to cry.

"Naruto, you just said that if we can't eat, you can solve it for us, right?" Sasuke leaned over to Naruto and whispered.

Now faced with this situation, Sasuke also had to put aside his arrogant self-esteem and commit himself to Naruto.

"Sasuke, you..."

"Everything from the past was written off, and it was used to pay for this meal!"

Not only Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Ninji all set their sights on Ya and Tsuji for help.

Naruto cried and said, "I already knew this, it's better to learn Xiao Li..." "

Yes, one of your companions fainted, my purple worm ramen is very complementary."

Shima grabbed a bowl of ramen noodles with long purple worms and jumped next to Xiao Li, who was lying on a chair, pinched his mouth open, and poured all the bowl of ramen into it.

Everyone saw that the eyelids jumped, not so much that Xiao Li swallowed, but that the "face" slipped into it by itself, that full of collagen....

Gollum....

Xiaoqiang swallowed their saliva in unison, and just when they hesitated, a soft and sticky voice came.

"That... I'm full. Hinata wiped the rice grains from her little face, holding an empty bento box in her hand, and said weakly to Shima.

Yes, why didn't they think that if they were full, they wouldn't have to eat this bug feast.

Shima said with a little pity: "It's a pity." "For the Hinata brought by Lin Yu, Shima can't do anything, but another group of imps just...

A smile welled up on Shima's face, and he chuckled at everyone who was about to open his backpack and take out his bento: "No matter what method you use, you have to finish this for me!"

"By the way, I remember someone saying that even the soup had to be drunk, who was it?"

Naruto really wanted to give himself a big mouth a minute ago, what nonsense, now it's okay, it's all over!

Looking at the purple-black thick soup with all kinds of colorful bugs rolling in front of him, Naruto swallowed a large mouthful of saliva, he felt that he should not see the sun tomorrow!

......

In the alien space, Lin Yu walked in Kaguya's icy palace, the previously scattered clothes had disappeared, and Kaguya also realized that in addition to herself, there was an uninvited guest who could enter her space at any time.

Above the hall, Kaguya closed his beautiful eyes, seemed to be meditating, his beautiful face still had a touch of pink, lightly biting his lower lip, his slender eyelashes trembling slightly, as if he was cursing someone.

Snap.... The footsteps approached, Kaguya opened his eyes, it was this bad guy again, slightly straightened his face, and said seriously: "Uzumaki Lin Yu, don't think that this palace does not dare to take you, and then dare to do this to this palace, this palace... You're welcome to you! No

matter how you listen to it, this tone is a bit like coquetry, completely lacking the majesty at the beginning, but Lin Yu is not here to tease Kaguya baby this time.

Regardless of the rest, the big toad's prediction is still very accurate, and he has to prepare for the future.

"Kaguya, I have a question for you."

Kaguya saw that Lin Yu was rarely serious, straightened his body slightly, and spat lightly: "Say it and listen, but whether you answer back depends on the mood of the main palace."

"Which two big barrels of wood are the two destroyed stone carvings on both sides?"