Hokage: My system is getting more and more wrong

The country of thunder belongs to the country of high mountains and flowing water, water resources are very rich, so the brewing industry is also very developed, perhaps this is also related to their thunder shadow, are seven bottles and eight bottles of gargling the kind of ruthless.

But if you want to talk about the special food of the Land of Thunder, it is definitely beef!

"Boss, get a super large portion of spicy beef!"

In front of the street food on a street in Yunyin Village, Lin Yu smelled the aroma of this barbecued beef skewer from far away, and I have to say that the taste of this street food is much more attractive than that in the restaurant.

The beef skewer boss has a rough face, the muscles on his wrists are bulging, and he is holding at least three or four hundred skewers of beef skewers in both hands, although the aroma of beef wafts all over the street, but the choking white smoke also soars to the sky.

"Wait a minute." The beef skewer boss's voice was thick, his expression did not change in the slightest, and he flipped the beef skewer twice and was extremely skillful.

Lin Yu took two steps back, side by side with Xi Yan behind him, and asked, "Xi Yan, what do you want to eat?" Xi

Yan had a cold face, all the way was a barbecue shop and bar, but it was no wonder, this was Yunyin Village, a village full of bad men and reckless men, either eating meat or drinking.

"I'll just take the pills."

Although the taste of the beef skewer was indeed very fragrant, Xi Yan still chose the military food pill, which was her last dignity as a dark part!

"The beef skewers are ready, a total of 10,000 taels."

Perhaps afraid that Lin Yu would misunderstand, the owner of the beef skewer Urn Sheng explained: "The cattle in our Yunyin Village are all high-quality cattle breeds, eating grass produced in the mountains, and there will be special people every day to use Chakra to help them take care of their bodies and sleep at night..."

I understand, I pay!

Lin Yu muttered in a low voice: "Do you think you are Kobe beef?" Do you have to sing and coax them when you sleep? "

A bowl of Konoha's ichiraku ramen is about 100 taels, and these two hundred skewers of beef are 10,000 taels, so it can't be 50 taels.

"Seasonings can be added to suit your needs."

Although Lin Yu was a little complaining, the aroma of this beef skewer was indeed on top, and when he went back, he had to ask the fourth generation of Lei Ying for a secret seasoning!

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing Lin Yu holding those bottles and jars ready to sprinkle with seasoning, Xi Yan finally couldn't help but take more than a dozen strings from Lin Yu's hand, pretending to be very calm: "It's hard to come to Yunyin Village once, it's good to taste it."

Lin Yu's smile remained unchanged, and Xi Yan was a little disagreeable.

Cumin, spicy, spicy... Looking at the labels on these bottles and cans, Xi Yan couldn't help frowning, and was hesitating whether to eat it directly without seasoning, and his eyes saw a bottle of red viscous liquid at the end.

"Ketchup?"

Although eating beef skewers with tomato sauce is a bit different, Yuyan is evenly coated with dark red sauce.

Phew, the taste seems to have become more fragrant.

Not long after Lin Yu and the two left, the sound of the beef skewer boss teaching his son a lesson sounded in the stall.

"How many times have I told you, don't stick dad's label indiscriminately, it's bull demon reward volcanic chili sauce, colorless and tasteless and fried in the mouth."

......

"Samui, are we in the wrong place?"

Ye Cang looked at the empty seats around him, it was hard to imagine that this was the venue for the concert.

"That's pretty good."

Samuyi saw several uncles and aunts of Yunyin Village sitting in the front row, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, I am afraid that they will all be carried out on stretchers.

There were too many empty seats, so the two of them randomly chose a corner position to sit down.

"Samui... Are we really going to do this? I always feel a little..." "

A little ashamed?"

Samuyi grabbed Ye Cang's shoulder, and said with a look of hatred: "Ye Cang, Ye Cang, look at how many women surround that guy, the opportunity is in his own hands, according to Meiyu, that woman is fearless, the two of us have not succeeded."

"But..."

"No but! If you don't do it today, you have to do it! Sam

Yi took out the "God Fall" from his pocket and opened it, and inside were ten purple pills, which dissolved immediately in water, colorless and odorless, and the effect was long-lasting.

Snap!

One, two.

When the third one was placed, Sam paused and hesitated: "Two should be enough, right?" What do you think?

"Lin Yu's strength is unfathomable, and two may not be enough."

"That... Put another one!

At this moment, Lin Yu's voice suddenly came from behind the two, and Samuyi's hand shook.

"Hey, what are you two mysterious gods doing!"

Poof,

poof.... Samui's face turned pale, finished calf, 8... Isn't this going to God!

Lin Yu was carrying a large handful of beef skewers, his face was full of suspicion, he knew that these two women had a conspiracy, just now it seemed that something was put in the water, he didn't see it, he just heard the sound.

Samuyi gritted his teeth in his heart, took out the water behind him, and said with a smile: "Lin Yu, you are here, this is the special product of Yunyin Village that I and Ye Cang specially lined up to buy, the mountain clear spring, which only provides one ton of sales every day, you come and taste it."

Lin Yu looked at the water in the cup, it was transparent and pure, and it seemed that it was really just a cup of clear spring.

"Samuyi, I'm not thirsty, you first..." Before

Lin Yu finished speaking, a shadow quickly jumped over Lin Yu, grabbed the water cup in Samuyi's hand with lightning speed, raised his head and drank it!

"Water! Give me water! "

Knock knock...

Samui and Ye Cang were directly stunned in place, and a word instantly appeared in the hearts of the two: It's over! Cut off!

It seems that the taste of that cup of clear spring is really good, Xi Yan stretched out a small fragrant tongue that was red by spicy and licked the corners of his mouth, and rushed to the two people: "Shhh, it's so spicy, is there any, I still want it!" "

You still want it!

Samuyi is angry now and wants to cry, but she bought it at a high price, and she used 8 at once, not to mention, and was ruined by this woman, which is also too unlucky!

Ye Cang was quite worried, "You... Is the body okay?

Xi Yan was stunned for a moment, shook her head and said, "It's okay, it's just that it's spicy, give me water!" "

Oooooh, well, you'll wait." Hearing that Xi Yan didn't feel anything, Ye Cang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, maybe the medicinal effect was not as strong as Samuyi said, but for some reason, she felt a little lost in her heart.

Taking the water handed over by Ye Cang, Xi Yan drank it all before it eased a little, and her beautiful eyes stared at Lin Yu deadly.

Lord Lin Yu must have done it on purpose! How can beef skewers have ketchup, and do not remind her!

At this time, it was Lin Yu who was confused, Xi Yan seemed to have no problem, could it be that he guessed wrong? Is it really just a cup of clear spring?

But it seems that the concert is about to start, and another group of aunts and uncles were led over by a few disciples of Kirabi, all sitting in the front row, which is really filial piety.

The position of the four was in the rear, and few people noticed them.

At this time, Sam Yi secretly glanced at Xi Yan, leaned close to Ye Cang's ear, and said softly: "I forgot to tell you, the later the attack, the stronger the sustained medicinal effect, even..." Sam Yi

paused, looked at Lin Yu worriedly, and whispered: "Will eat that guy!"

Ye Cang clutched his clothes with both hands, forcing himself not to make a little movement.

And the concert officially begins!

A huge light shone on the stage, and Kirabi, dressed in a strange costume, appeared on the stage in a Thomas roundhouse kick.

"Yay! Welcome to my concert, the perfect rapper is me, I'm Yao Kirabi, yay! Yes!

"Next, I have invited my dance troupe, three guests from Chicken Ninja Village, to bring everyone the opening song, the chicken is too beautiful~"

The lights fell, and three chicken ninja wearing suspenders appeared on the stage, all wearing chicken crown hats and serious expressions.

This is the first time they have held a concert, and they are still with the famous rapper in the ninja world, Lord Kirabi, you must not go wrong!

Impassioned music sounded, many lights gathered on Chirabi, and at this moment he was like the center of the world, he sang!

"The chicken is too beautiful ~ the ninja world is too dangerous! Ouch, why are you so annoying~~

" "The chicken is so beautiful! After practicing for two years, I want to conquer the ninja world with a strap~

" "My singing and dancing rap ninjutsu and chicken! Too! Beauty! "

......

Burst!

The alpine clear spring that Lin Yu had just drunk all spewed out, and if it weren't for the fact that Kirabi was a native of the Ninja Realm, he would have wondered if this was the second traverser.

This... Sounds great!

Just as Lin Yu followed the rhythm of the music and started beating, a devouring gaze opened from the darkness, the corners of his rosy mouth seemed to have crystal falling, and a devil's claw touched Lin Yu, who was listening carefully to the concert...