hogwarts blast

Because Hogwarts has experienced too many things during this period, and all students need to vent.

Today is not the weekend, but Hogwarts has suspended classes for the first time for one day, and the banquet in the auditorium will last all day.

After finally escaping from the enthusiastic crowd, Kyle sat at the Hufflepuff table and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

This is all due to dealing with those fanatical students, especially the reckless Gryffindors.

He still underestimated the prestige of the surname Dumbledore among the Gryffindor House students.

"George, Fred." Kyle waved to the two brothers at the opposite table.

The two brothers immediately understood and rushed to the table.

"what's the matter?"

"There is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Bad news," Fred said.

"The Defense Against the Dark Arts class will not be cancelled," Kyle said with a sly smile on his face.

Both George and Fred had expressions of despair, which meant that Snape...

No, Snape was injured and was still lying on the bed in the school hospital.

Therefore, the substitute professor of Defense against Darkness cannot be Snape.

George, who had looked like the sky was falling just now, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "The good news you mentioned is that the substitute professor is not Snape, right?"

"But if it's not Snape, where will Principal Dumbledore find someone to take over?"

Fred quickly searched through the Hogwarts staff list in his mind, and after much thought, only Professor Flitwick seemed suitable.

Kyle shook his head, "You didn't guess it right."

He took out a piece of parchment from his pocket and said, "I am the substitute professor."

"ha!?"

Not only George and Fred, but Cedric next to him also looked confused.

It's too outrageous for a second grade wizard to become a professor at the school.

But after thinking about it, they suddenly felt that this was normal. After all, the person in front of them was Dumbledore.

Kyle took out three more pieces of parchment from his pocket and patted the chests of the three of them respectively.

Originally, Kyle only planned to find two assistant coaches, but finally thought about it and added Cedric.

"Congratulations, you have become a teaching assistant for this course."

Looking down at the contents on the parchment, the three of them saw even more confusion in each other's eyes.

Isn't it a Defense Against the Dark Arts class? What the hell is a Muggle art appreciation class?

"Don't worry about these details. The name is just a code name. The content we teach is still within the scope of defense against dark magic."

George and Fred exchanged glances, Muggle art...

Is this the kind of art they think it is?

The kind that will explode.

At this time, Dumbledore stepped onto the podium at the front of the auditorium.

He cleared his throat, and the noisy auditorium quickly became quiet.

"I'm sorry to take up your banquet time. I have a few things to announce. The first is the identity of the person who opened the secret room that everyone is most concerned about."

Dumbledore briefly told the students a series of crimes committed by Gilderoy Lockhart under the temptation of Horcruxes, but omitted the part about Ginny being controlled by Horcruxes.

Lao Deng very insidiously put all the blame on the diary and the Horcrux.

As long as the Ministry of Magic follows the clues he throws out, it will definitely be able to trace Lucius.

Kyle pushed up the non-existent Force glasses on his face, and the smile on his lips radiated a sinister look.

Now Lucius Malfoy is in big trouble.

Later, Dumbledore announced the opening of new courses and the selection of professors.

The Hogwarts curriculum has undergone a brand new change.

Because of the new Muggle art appreciation class, students will receive the same teaching content no matter what grade they are in.

Therefore, Dumbledore arranged the teaching time of this course to be unified on Friday, when students from seven grades in the four colleges will attend class on this day.

The old man's words were like a depth charge, quickly triggering a commotion among all the students in the school.

Everyone cast incredulous looks at Kyle and the others.

They all knew that these four were the heroes who protected Hogwarts, but this twist was too outrageous.

Kyle pulled the twin brothers' clothes, motioned them to stand up, and then waved with a smile to the students who did not know that the disaster was coming.

Since they plan to teach them to use firearms, necessary militarized training, also known as military training, cannot be omitted.

What is the most important item in military training?

That must be a military stance.

In addition to the normal standing posture, there is also a more terrifying squatting posture.

Kyle went through two military trainings in high school and college in his previous life. Every time the instructor asked them to squat, it was a nightmare experience.

As long as you squat for two minutes, the foot supporting your body will start to feel numb, and then quickly spread to the whole body...

Kyle felt it was time for these pampered wizards to experience the pain of military training.

Unfortunately, his military training lasted only one day.

Kyle originally wanted to persuade Dumbledore to let him include weekend time, but unfortunately Dumbledore did not agree.

Forget it if you don’t agree, anyway, there are still nearly four months until the end of the semester.

There is one day of military training per week, so they will have fourteen to sixteen days to train these students...

Ahem, it’s training.

After sitting back in his seat, Kyle began to discuss the training content with the other three fathers.

Of course, this so-called Muggle art appreciation course cannot simply teach these students to pull the trigger - there is no technical content in that, as long as they have the skills.

Kyle's purpose is to build this bunch of bastard students into the prototype of a wizard army, so he must strictly demand them according to the army's training standards.

Although there are big differences between the wizard army and the Muggle army, there will not be much difference in some basic training subjects.

The courses in the first few weeks are definitely inseparable from the two major training items of standing and squatting.

Then there are the physical training projects.

What about the five-kilometer cross-country race in the Forbidden Forest, the 100-meter sprint on the Quidditch pitch, the frog leap around the castle...

Arrange everything for them.

The physical fitness of these students is really poor. For example, when Ron first started practicing physical skills, he collapsed from exhaustion in less than half an hour.

How can such physical ability carry a gun?

Next is the training of tactical movements such as lying down and crawling.

Kyle estimated that after the four-week course, they would be able to officially touch the gun.

After this, there is tactical training for combat.

In addition to these training programs for the Muggle army, there are also some training methods for their wizards.

Kyle thought, should he teach them the two most basic magic control skills of climbing trees and treading water?

In the Ninja Village, as long as a ninja knows this skill, Kyle doesn't think it is worth keeping.

If every student could master the skill of climbing trees and treading water before the creatures in the Forbidden Forest were coerced into launching an attack on Hogwarts, and had some basic tactical literacy...

Then this time the battle to defend Hogwarts will be a lot of fun.

Not to mention letting the dark creatures in the Forbidden Forest approach the outside of the castle, even counterattacking the Forbidden Forest is not a problem.

By then, the group of Acromantulas and Werewolves will know what it means - the trees in the Forbidden Forest can talk.