Hinata, Stop Pretending

When the time came to noon, a new guest was welcomed outside a remote town somewhere in Tango Country.

I saw this man in wooden clogs, with white hair and bloated clothes, and the red cloak behind him and the forehead guard on his forehead were all printed with oily words.

Jilai also stretched out his hand to touch the sweat that appeared on his face due to the sun's rays, his expression was a little, um, his eyes were shining brightly.

The long journey has made him tireless, which made him, who claims to be a famous novelist in the ninja world, no one to draw materials from in the wild mountains.

The inspiration for his creation suddenly disappeared, but he saw rows of houses that seemed to be faintly visible in front of him.

He roared in his heart: the small town on the faraway journey, the fascinating hot spring, regardless of the north, south, east, and west, the whole world is an invincible sannin white-haired boy toad messenger, a toad from Mt. Miaomu Immortals come and go.

After finishing speaking, he accidentally tripped over a stone, followed by an exclamation, and then looked like a dog eating shit.

He stood up, touched his red nose from the fall, and thought to himself: It's not suitable to go out today.

As the distance gets closer and closer, acres of fertile fields appear outside the town, and people can be seen busy in these fields from time to time.

He picked out his nose and nostrils, and with a little force between his little finger and thumb, the booger flew far away.

The venomous sun, the hard-working farmers, the small towns not far away, and the travelers from afar, what the hell is this weird style of painting.

So he decisively used his nose to break this weird atmosphere.

Then I thought with some complaints: It seems that I haven't returned to Konoha for many years! I don't know what Konoha looks like now.

I don't know if there is still my name, Mr. Ziraiya, or not. Is there many beautiful young girls who are deeply fascinated by me.

Thinking of this, unsightly images suddenly appeared in his mind, his face also began to turn red, a foolish smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and a burst of unknown liquid dripped from his mouth from time to time.

Just like that, after a while of self-indulgence, he returned to normal. The old man didn't know what was going on now, whether his body could last for a few more years.

Forget it, don't think about it, although I miss Konoha very much, but there is a knot in his heart after all.

Although he has traveled around the world in name these years, wrote about his intimate paradise, and pursued the whereabouts of Orochimaru in his spare time.

But in fact, he has been evading all the time, because of Orochimaru's defection, he blamed himself very much, always thinking that he did not bring Orochimaru back.

And Tsunade's departure made him even more disheartened, so Konoha became his deadlock in a certain way, because he knew that Orochimaru really couldn't go back. As for Tsunade, if Tsunade wanted to When everything is known, that is also impossible.

Along the way, he has seen too many people and sophistication, so he also understands that he can't escape after all, and maybe it won't be long before he will make a decision.

And these years, although he nominally wanted to pursue the traces of Dashewan, but after so many years, he seemed to have been fishing and releasing water.

While he was thinking, he had already arrived in the small town before he knew it, which also brought back his scattered thoughts, and the surroundings obviously began to become lively.

I stopped in front of a bathing place, and saw that the signboard of the bathing place said female hot springs, male hot springs, and mixed male and female hot springs.

There was a look of disdain in Jiraiya's eyes. So many years of experience told him that this was just a means of doing business. How could a famous person like him be so easily fooled.

Two minutes later, Ji Lai also soaked in a warm spring. After handing over a large amount of silver, he finally got his wish and came to the mixed hot spring.

Of course, he would not admit that he was lustful, but instead found a grandiose reason for himself to find material for his novel.

Under normal circumstances, when he went to collect materials, he would be treated as a pervert and given a blow. Although he had resisted, in this case, even though he was one of the famous three ninjas in the ninja world.

He couldn't stand the group of irascible women, which reminded him of Tsunade.

In a dark gambling room somewhere, wearing a green robe with the word "gambling", blond hair with a shawl, and a diamond-shaped blue mark on his forehead,

One of the legendary Konoha Sannin, the famous Tsunade Hime, and the legendary big fat sheep in the gambler world, Senju Tsunade, the granddaughter of Senju Hashirama, the god of the ninja world, and the disciple of the Third Hokage.

At this time, she was earnestly and honestly losing money, and at the moment when the betting was most critical, her loud sneeze attracted everyone's attention.

She immediately smiled embarrassedly, and then began to scold angrily: "That bastard is secretly talking about my mother, and after a meal, he vented."

A man with thin arms and thin legs stood up and said, "Big Fat Sheep, are you trying to play tricks?"

Tsunade quickly got up and waved his hands: "How is that possible! Maybe I have a cold, you guys play first, I'll go to the bathroom."

After speaking, he left the gambling room without waiting for others to answer. Others were still in a daze, but Tsunade had already come to an empty corner, and then jumped directly onto the street.

A man in gray clothes and black trousers, with short black hair, hugged a pig with a necklace around its neck, and looked a little surprised that Tsunade's Mute would appear so early.

Before Shizune could speak, Tsunade explained: "It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's slip away."

After speaking, he turned around and ran in one direction, and Jing Yin followed immediately. To be honest, even Jing Yin, who has always been taciturn, was a little used to this kind of thing.

Every time Tsunade entered the casino, he would sneak away in this way. Sure enough, not long after, all the people in the casino rushed out.

Most of them were holding knives, guns, sticks, axes, knives and forks. Dozens of people roared in unison: "Don't run, big fat sheep," and chased after Tsunade who had left them behind.

The pig in Jingyin's hand is called Pujin, and it is a ninja pig. It seemed to have fallen asleep in Jingyin's arms just now, but at this time it was shaken awake by running.

There was a humming sound of unknown meaning, and Tsunade who was running slapped Touzu directly on the head, and Touzu immediately howled miserably.

Tsunade said: "Stupid pig, what you said just now, if you have the ability, say it again."

Shizune said worriedly: "Master Tsunade, let's run quickly! The people behind are about to catch up."

After Jing Yin finished speaking, he pointed at the dozens of people behind him, causing waves of dust to rise.

Tsunade seemed to be ignited and said: "Mute, so in your eyes, am I just so useless?"

After speaking, he stopped his running body, turned around and looked at the "chasers" behind him, Tsunade yelled, and raised his right foot with nail polish on it.

He stomped on the ground fiercely, and in an instant, amidst a loud rumbling noise, a deep ravine more than ten meters deep and two meters wide completely prevented all future people from coming out.

The "chasers" immediately stopped their steps, looked at the gully, and swallowed unconsciously.

Seeing this scene, Tsunade snorted arrogantly, then turned around and walked away slowly.

Silent and speechless, he secretly prayed in his heart: Lord Hokage! You must hold on, I have persuaded Tsunade-sama not to be so violent.

Then she thought again: If Tsunade continues to destroy like this in the future, will Konoha's economy be directly collapsed.

After all, they can be free and unrestrained outside, but if it is found out that Tsunade has done something like this kind of destruction of public property in other countries, the big shots will definitely send a financial list to Go to the leaves.

After all, Tsunade is not an unknown person, and with her personality and hobbies, it is still very easy to check Tsunade.

In the bathing place, Jilai also waited for two full hours before the second person arrived, let alone a woman.

At this moment, there seemed to be a burst of laughter from the next door, and Zilai also pinched his chin with his thumb and forefinger and fell into thought. He looked around, and when he found no one, the expression on his face appeared again. Obscene look.

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