Help the Queen of Heaven to save the situation, she lusts after my body

As soon as the news came out, the Internet was in an uproar.

Many people immediately went to check what kind of show "King of Hip Hop" was, and they were able to invite No Yan to participate.

After this investigation, many people were confused. What is hiphop?

Most people don’t even know what hiphop is, and naturally they don’t know what rap is and what rap is.

It can be said that "The King of Hip Hop" is completely a niche program.

Rap is a niche music among Chinese niche music. Even fewer people listen to it than folk music. It has never been taken seriously by mainstream music.

Rap originated from the poor old black community in New York, America. Rap ​​focuses on content, flow, and delivery.

Over the past few decades, rap has developed into a major style of Chinese pop music, and has also influenced pop music in the world, including Asia, with many pop songs incorporating rap elements.

However, "King of Hip Hop" takes the dross and discards the essence. Rap ​​originally reflects real life. In a free country, it is inevitable that some realistic factors will appear in songs.

So some idiots think they should also write this in, which is simply misleading.

Some netizens watched the previous videos and were even more confused after watching the video. The whole place was filled with "Yaoyaoqikecao, and beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep."

This show not only has mediocre ratings, but also has poor reviews.

Why would I promise to go on a show like this?

"Promise, it's best to stop this show." Some netizens advised him on his scarf.

This is also the view of many fans, why bother to make yourself look sexy?

Of course, when such remarks spread, it caused dissatisfaction among fans of "The King of Hip Hop".

"You know shit about rap, do you know what hip-hop culture is? It's at least twenty years ahead of the Chinese music scene."

Many people are poisoned by the ideas of worshiping foreign countries more than a hundred years ago. They insist that the moon abroad is bigger and rounder, the air abroad is fragrant, and breathing it can prolong life.

Even farts from abroad are full of the flavor of freedom.

Since rap music originated abroad, it must be very awesome.

There are many people who hold this idea. To put it bluntly, their knees have not straightened yet. Faced with the rapid changes in the world, they insist that everything abroad is good.

They are not only obsessed with driving foreign cars and buying imported brands, they are also keen on listening to foreign songs and speaking foreign languages.

All in all, as long as it is foreign, it is good. This has also made a lot of jokes. Some domestic manufacturers have no choice but to change their foreign names, spend a lot of time dragging their products to foreign countries, and then bring them back to sell them. Hey, The effect is surprisingly good.

It is a very magical phenomenon. Some people can say that apart from having a Chinese face, they are foreigners from the inside out.

It can be said to be a model of yellow skin and white heart.

Of course, they can't be white-hearted, but if they are black-hearted, there will still be a lot of people licking them.

So in their opinion, what is "Qilixiang"? Is it as good as freestyle?

What the hell is "Coral Sea"? Do you have the ability to fight?

"Broader Sea and Sky"? It's just a song and a song, it's just a grind. If you have difficulties, just start working. What's the point of talking for a long time?

All in all, except for rap, everything else is garbage. Even "Singing the Motherland" some people dare to say is a flattering work.

These people are sick, very sick.

Favoring foreigners is a very serious disease and must be cured.

When the news came out, fans of Promise were puzzled, while fans of "The King of Hip Hop" were filled with a sense of enigmatic superiority.

In their view, this was a promise of face from the "King of Hip Hop", which was equivalent to a charity, and showed him his rap skills.

Yuan Haoxuan was even more arrogant, threatening to let him see what hip-hop and rap were.

This suddenly stirred up a hornet's nest, and fans on both sides were about to start fighting.

Xu Nuo didn't say anything from beginning to end, and didn't even issue a scarf to promote it.

The Internet is very popular, and the "King of Hip Hop" program team is laughing. If the hype is good, their program may take off.

So they spared no effort to fan the flames and set the rhythm crazily.

Under the turbulent undercurrent, the time finally came to Saturday, and many people were waiting in front of the screen, waiting to watch the first rap of Promise.

There were also many teenagers watching TV on Saturday.

But as soon as the show started, many parents were very angry.

"What are you looking at? This small watch with a big gold chain and a messy hairstyle."

"Dad, don't, don't, don't, wait a moment, the promise will come later."

The parents who were already planning to turn off the TV stopped. Of course they knew the name Promise and they also liked it.

Now the name Nuoyan is equivalent to an endorsement, just as useful as the names of top academics in school days.

When going out to play, parents will feel more at ease if they say they are with XXX top students.

However, even if there is a promise, the parents are still a little worried, so they just sit down and watch it together so that they can adjust if anything goes wrong.

It's just that the more they watch, the more frightened they become. It's just that these people are dressed strangely, and the lyrics in the show are also full of swear words.

The parents couldn't bear it anymore and decided to turn off the TV. Fortunately, the host came on stage at this time.

“Next, let us welcome Nuo Yan to bring us the Compendium of Materia Medica!”

This made the parents relax a little, but they made up their minds that if it happened like that just now, they would turn it off immediately.

When Xu Nuo walked onto the stage, he was not dressed in exaggerated clothes like them. He was just wearing a peaked cap, black short-sleeves, and his hands in his pockets, looking very cool.

"Cool!" the young man couldn't help cheering.

Parents also have to admit that this dress is really cool. More importantly, this dress is normal and not as exaggerated as others, which makes people frown.

"Compendium of Materia Medica" is a classic rap song by Jay Chou, composed by Jay Chou and written by Fang Wenshan.

The reason why he chose this song was carefully considered. He had roughly read "The King of Hip Hop" and could only say that these people had gone astray and would face the end of being banned sooner or later.

There is no distinction between music and music, but these artists are really inexperienced. They have only learned to admire foreign things, but they have not learned the essence of others at all.

In this case, we can only give them a strong dose of medicine.

On the stage, dynamic music sounded, which was very joyful.

Many people have the urge to pat their thighs.

The judges all nodded, the music felt a bit like that.

The backup dancers started dancing, and Xu Nuo followed suit.

Yuan Haoxuan curled his lips, this dance was not very good.

At this time on the stage, Xu Nuo spoke.

"If Hua Tuo were alive, Chongyang would be cured."

Startled.

Yuan Haoxuan's expression changed and he stood up.

Several judges also stood up.

The audience was shocked, "Holy shit, so tough?!

"Awesome, I'm still wondering why Nuo Yan was on "Beyond Hip Hop". This is definitely ruining the show!"

"Okay, okay, I know Hua Tuo is good at opening heads. He should have opened the eyes for these people a long time ago."

The first lyrics in the opening set off a huge wave.

Fans of Yuan Haoxuan have broken their guard. The one they admire the most, Yuan Haoxuan, mainly plays a character who has returned from overseas.

This is where they always have the most sense of superiority. We giegies, who have returned from overseas studies, are much better than you bumpkins.

"Didn't the program team stop him?" Someone asked. Although it was a live broadcast, it was impossible not to inform the program team of such a disruptive behavior.

"Maybe the program team also acquiesced."

In fact, when the program team received the song, they were in a dilemma. Let Nuoyan sing it. This song will definitely offend many people.

If he is not allowed to sing and Nuo Yan quits, the show will definitely suffer backlash.

Just when they were struggling, Xu Nuo said, "How long do you think rap like today can survive?"

This sentence made the program team make up their mind. They are not stupid. Of course they know that these shows are walking a tightrope. When they die, it depends on when the superiors will free their hands.

"Compendium of Materia Medica" was successfully passed.

It doesn't matter if he makes a promise, he won't sing if they don't let him. Now it's "The King of Hip Hop" who wants something from him, it's not him who needs this stage.

The song goes on.

“Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters and stimulate our national consciousness.

Nux vomica, cassia, cocklebur, and lotus seeds,

Huangyaozi, bitter bean seeds, and neem seeds, I want face,

Rewrite history in my own way~"

Netizens are all excited. Some people have long been dissatisfied with this kind of rap that speaks in English.

Over the past five thousand years, except for the darkest period of more than a hundred years, China has always stood on top of the world. The country is promoting the development of Chinese characters, but these people are doing rap here.

The parents in front of the TV nodded frequently. This song was interesting, much better than the medicine-cheek song.

At the show, several judges looked a little blue, and the rappers in the audience also looked at each other.

This is not to ruin things, this is to slap them in the face.

The lyrics at the end have been slightly adjusted.

“My own music has just the right amount of medicine.

Listen to me, Chinese medicine is bitter, and foreign medicine should be even bitterer.

Quickly open the Compendium of Materia Medica and read more rare books.

The toad dragon has crossed the rivers and lakes,

We must not lose the hard work of these ancestors.

It’s this light, it’s this light, let’s sing together~”

Singing nonsense, the audience was completely silent at this time.

Some people in the audience felt their faces getting hot. Compared with "Compendium of Materia Medica", these so-called rappers they were after suddenly became particularly annoying.

On the stage, Xu Nuo sang and danced, and continued to sing:

"Let me prepare a folk remedy to treat your internal injuries~"

Critical hit X3.

Both the audience in the audience and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned, and they were hit hard by the three consecutive attacks.

It begins with ""If Hua Tuo is reincarnated and worships foreigners, he will be cured", and interspersed with "Listen to me, Chinese medicine is bitter, and worshiping foreigners should be even more bitter." At the end, he adds a knife, "specialized in treating the wounds of foreigners."

Explosive killing.

Is this rap? Of course it is, no one can deny the style of this song.

The song of more than three minutes ended quickly.

The judges looked at each other, but no one was willing to speak first.

Just kidding, who dares to make a few sharp comments and risk his life?

Using the traditional culture "Compendium of Materia Medica" to sing a tough Chinese rap, what kind of magic operation is this?

What's even more outrageous is that he actually wrote a lyric using the name of a Chinese herbal medicine, and there was no curse word in the lyrics.

How can they evaluate this kind of skill?

Everyone looked at Yuan Haoxuan. It was him who had the upper hand before, so naturally he was the one to shoulder the blame.

Yuan Hao It’s more about pop rap, and I can’t hear the lyrics you sing very well. Do you have freestyle?”

Promise: "..."

Freestyle is awesome.

"Your pronunciation is a bit fast. You can practice some more pronunciation."

"It's very nice. This style of music really shines for me."

The other two people racked their brains and choked out these two harmless words.

Everyone in Yuan Haoxuan was dumbfounded. What if we agreed to make a critical review together? Are you trying to sell me out?

Xu Nuo left the stage, but the storm continued.

The Internet went into a frenzy.

"After listening to "Compendium of Materia Medica", I realized that rap does not require English and swear words."

"Now I realize that what I hate is not rap, but these bad songs. At least I like "Compendium of Materia Medica" very much."

The purpose of the program team to promote rap has finally been achieved. With this song "Compendium of Materia Medica", it can at least save many people's prejudice against rap.

As for whether they can catch this wave of traffic in the future, we can only look at these singers themselves.

"The words are clearly from the Compendium of Materia Medica. The first sentence should be Li Shizhen. Why is Hua Tuo still alive?"

Some netizens raised questions. In this world, there are Li Shizhen and Hua Tuo, both of whom are well-known celebrities.

"Hahaha, I know this question. Hua Tuo is the best at craniotomy. People who worship foreigners are mentally ill and only Hua Tuo can cure them!"

Netizens laughed like crazy. Most of them were still normal and full of contempt for worshiping foreigners. Now Nuoyan cursed people with such amazing lyrics, which made them feel comfortable.

"Then do the medicinal materials in the lyrics have any special meaning? My intuition tells me that these medicines are not made up."

Soon some netizens who are familiar with traditional Chinese medicine came out to explain, "Nux vomica, cassia seed, cocklebur seed, etc. are all detoxifying. The poisoning of foreigners is too deep, so we need to detoxify. Chinese yam, angelica, wolfberry, and wolfberry are all tonics, why do we need to take supplements? Because the deficiency is too strong." Ah, I have no confidence in my own national culture!”

Explosive explanation, these two paragraphs have been circulated on the Internet, and the value of "Compendium of Materia Medica" is still rising.

"The promise is awesome. You are worthy of being an officially certified singer."

"There is no such thing as this national plot."

“I declare my promise to be the god of rap!”

At this time, Xu Nuo issued a scarf and announced that "Compendium of Materia Medica" would be the fourth song of the new album.

Currently, "New Era" has a total of four songs, one sweet song, one love song duet, one Cantonese rock, and one rap. It can be said that each one is a divine song.

The "New Album" has a huge impact, but at this time another thing caught everyone's attention.

August 1st is about to come, but the people who are squatting in the capital have never been able to go to the rehearsal as promised.

So a message spread quietly, "Have you heard? There is no invitation promise to the August 1st party this time. Maybe he has fallen out of favor."