Help the Queen of Heaven to save the situation, she lusts after my body

When I got home, Yang Haonan was already back, sitting on the sofa with his computer in his arms.

"Back." Yang Haonan stood up, pushed up his glasses, and showed a smile that he thought was handsome, "Is this my sister? Just call me Brother Nan."

Xu Xu looked at him and blurted out: "Hello, handsome man."

"..." Yang Haonan's expression was stiff and he turned to glance at Xu Nuo, "You taught me this?"

Xu Nuo suppressed her laughter, "This is called intuition."

"This is Yang Haonan, my roommate in college. This is my sister, Xu Nuo, who wants to come here..." Xu Nuo paused, "Li Xu, how long do you want to play?"

"Let's see, I'm not sure either." Xu Xu walked around the living room and nodded with satisfaction, "I thought it would be messy if two grown men lived together, but it looks quite neat!"

Yang Haonan straightened his chest, "That's right, I love to be clean."

He came back after working overtime and cleaned it up. Although the two of them loved to be clean, they were not very tidy either.

Xu Nuo opened the door and turned on the light, "You will stay in my room these days. Tell me what you need. I will go out and buy it later."

"I know." Xu Xu looked at the room, "It's a very ordinary place to live. Isn't my brother rich?"

"Why are you so particular about renting a house?" Xu Nuo didn't take it seriously. She sorted out the clothes she wanted to change and took them to the living room.

The two-bedroom and one-living room he rented was all he could do. He was worried about allowing Xu to go out and stay in a hotel, and he was worried about Yang Haonan going out to live on his own.

I had to live on the sofa for a few days.

"Brother, where is the Dragon King's son-in-law? I want to see it." Xu Xu shouted.

Xu Nuo was a little confused, "You also like to watch this kind of thing?"

"It's okay. I think that sentence at the beginning is quite interesting."

"Then let's go out and have a look."

The three of them gathered around the computer and admired the Dragon King's son-in-law.

The first person to question was Yang Haonan, "Xu Nuo, do you think this can really become popular?"

"What do you think?"

"It feels good to look at it, but I feel a little embarrassed." Yang Haonan touched his nose and said humbly.

"What you want is to have fun. It doesn't matter whether it's embarrassing or not. If you feel embarrassed, it's because you are not the target group of this show."

Yang Haonan was still thinking, but Xu Xu found a bright spot, "I think dad and the others might like to watch it."

"Oh, what do you say?"

"It's a little hobby unique to middle-aged men. Look, if you change this sentence to 'the three-year period has come, I respectfully invite Section Chief Xu to return', what will happen to Dad?"

Xu Nuo glanced at her in surprise, "Yes, this drama is for this group of people. Middle-aged people have the greatest pressure in life and need something to cheer them up quickly. Short dramas are the way I provide them."

"An episode lasts less than two minutes. Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, pretending to be a rival, and being shocked are all concentrated in these two minutes, making them extremely happy."

Xu Nuo watched it again from beginning to end, "This kind of plot is easy to be imitated, so we have to make special features. For example, the male protagonist is slapped in the face in every episode, he smiles evilly at the end, and the butler kneels when he appears. The characteristics are strengthened with each episode, and over time, the audience will remember it, and it will bring back their memories every time they see it.”

"Understood." Yang Haonan took notes and wrote down, "We have filmed 7 episodes, and the rest are still being edited."

"Well, after a week of editing, let's start posting it all over the Internet. If the effect is not good, we will change the script immediately to minimize the cost."

Quan Quan on the side listened in confusion, "Brother, why are you filming this?"

"Children, stop prying." Xu Nuo pulled her away and pulled Yang Haonan into his room. "You can take a shower and go back to bed."

"Huh, I'm already 17, not too young." Xu Xu returned to the house angrily.

Xu Nuo slept on the sofa that night and slept until midnight. He woke up in a daze and found a figure in front of him. He was suddenly startled, turned over and sat up, and said in a deep voice: "Who?"

"Brother, are you asleep?"

Xu Nuo breathed a sigh of relief. He thought Yang Haonan was showing his bestiality.

"Why are you not sleeping so late at night?"

"I can't sleep." Xuancheng sat on the sofa holding a pillow.

Xu Nuo had a headache and rubbed her temples, "You are such an adult, why do you still recognize your bed?"

"Oh, it's the first day, I just feel a little uncomfortable." Xu Xu pouted.

"What should we do?"

Xu Xu tilted his head and thought for a while, his eyes lit up, "Brother, please sing me a song. I will fall asleep after listening to it."

The promise hesitated, "I can't sing!"

"Brother, are you okay?" Xu Xu grabbed his arm and shook it.

"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you." Xu Nuo was shaken so hard, "What song do you want to listen to?"

"Hmm~ It's more hypnotic."

Xu Nuo thought for a while and sang "Li Ren" to her.

"

The silver boat sways and bends

Hanging in the fluffy sky

Your thoughts are blue and blue in twos and threes

Stop in my quiet heart

How can a person not be lonely if you intercede deeply?

"

The moonlight outside the window shone into the living room and shone on Xu Nuo's face. Xu Nuo was singing this gentle song with his magnetic voice. Xu Nuo was a little crazy listening to it.

"

Exiled to the border

It’s like entering the fifth season

Day and night disrupt harmony

The tide rises and falls at will

There is no spring in the dictionary

"

Xu swayed to the rhythm, as if there were stars hidden in his eyes.

After singing the song, Xu Nuo opened his mouth, handed over the water glass to Xu Nuo, and helped him unscrew the lid.

"Have you finished listening? Can you sleep now?" Xu Nuo drank half a glass of water in one breath. The first time he heard this song was from a video, and he studied it specially for this purpose.

Student Chen from Class 3 Civil Engineering.

"Brother, you sing so beautifully."

"I just like your inexperienced look." Xu Nuo smiled brightly and stroked the dog's head.

Xuanzang struggled dissatisfiedly, "Oh, don't touch my hair."

"go to bed now."

"Brother, did you write this song?"

"Um."

"Brother, please make your debut, I will be your fan!"

"Tch, who cares?" Xu Nuo curled his lips and pushed her back to the room.

Xu Nuo fell asleep in a daze in the morning and was woken up by the sound in the kitchen. When he opened his eyes, he saw a figure in the kitchen and a sizzling sound.

The sun comes out in the west? Xunuo scratched his head and shouted, "Brother Saonan? What day is it today and you actually cook?"

"Humph, it's me!" Xu Xu waved the spatula and glared at him fiercely.

Xu Nuo lay down again, got up violently, and actually dreamed of Xu Nuo cooking.

"Promise!"

"Hey, where's the soul?" Xu Nuo got up helplessly.

"Your alarm has rung three times. If you don't get up, you'll be late." Xuancheng kicked him.

Xu Nuo reluctantly went to wash up, brushed her teeth and went to the kitchen, "When did you learn to cook?"

"Isn't cooking just a matter of having hands?" Xu Xu glanced at him, "You go farther away, the foam will fall all over the floor."

Xu Nuo nodded while eating, "Yeah, it's delicious. I'll leave the cooking to you from now on."

"Bah, you're dreaming!"