Harry Potter Hello Dark Lord

Are you drifting off, or do you think I can't lift the knife?

Originally, I was trapped in the cracks of this space and couldn't eat enough every day, but in the end I encountered such a terrible thing.

Kraken couldn't help but think back to the time when he was all-powerful nine hundred years ago. He thought about how he ate well and slept soundly at that time.

The sea is full of delicious food, and there is no pollution for your sister. It is purely natural and pollution-free. You can still surface and eat some of those ignorant primates who want to conquer the world. Life is also wonderful.

I just didn't expect that nine hundred years ago, a fierce man suddenly came, calling himself Thor, the God of Thunder, and beat him violently with a hammer.

Eighty! Eighty! One hammer after another, sparks and lightning all the way back, almost splitting him into small octopus balls!

And the most deceiving thing is that the brother, the God of Thunder, actually kicked him into the passage of the old world, and he didn't forget to mock him.

"Today I, Thor, Thor, Asgard's heroic warrior, son of Odin, punish you in the name of the Asgard! From today on, you will be exiled to the 'old world'! In the name of God, I punish you.

You are banished for life..."

If you're beating people, if you're beating an octopus, just beat an octopus. You still have to pretend, I'm a creature in the real world, I just grew a little bigger, why did you banish me to the 'old world'!

What kind of big guys are there in the 'Old World'? Don't you have any clues?

The days of entering the ‘old world’ can only be described in words.

Originally, in the real world, he could still help others and show his authority, but in the end, he became a younger brother when he entered the 'old world'!

Fortunately, I was very talented and had broken through the ‘Breaking Realm Level’ in the old world, so I wouldn’t have to waste hundreds of tons of meat.

But life in the 'Old World' is still full of dangers. Fortunately, six hundred years ago, I accidentally found a space crack and managed to get out of the crack with the help of domain-breaking strength.

I originally thought that the other side of the space rift would be my hometown, but it turned out~ Hey! Brother Squidward was so unlucky that his teeth were blocked after drinking sea water!

Kraken inadvertently broke into this ruin space, and unfortunately he was trapped here for six hundred years. He was also injured when he entered the ruins six hundred years ago. The wound lasted six hundred years.

He never recovered, which affected his combat effectiveness to a certain extent.

I thought I could eat enough by changing places, but it turned out that there were no living creatures at all in this sea of ​​blood, only some undead creatures on the seabed, which had no taste and were extremely unpalatable.

But in order to fill his stomach, Kraken can only eat these undead to satisfy his hunger. Due to his evil reputation in the past six hundred years, fewer and fewer undead have come close to the Abyssal Trench over the years. Kraken can only eat one meal a day.

Still can't get enough to eat.

As a result, today was even worse. The food actually started to rebel... They hurt his tentacles, and they gathered the food to rebel and resist. What was even worse was that they also used balls of nasty light to stab his fragile eyes!

I can't bear it! I absolutely can't bear it! I want to eat them! Especially the most outrageous things! I have to eat them!!

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Kraken's tentacles retracted so fast that Qin Weijie's face was deformed under the impact of the water flow. The pressure of the water flow made Qin Weijie unable to breathe through his gills.

In just thirty seconds, Qin Weijie was pulled back to the bottom of the trench.

In the dark trench, two vertical pupils larger than heavy trucks stared straight at Qin Weijie, their eyes full of anger and coldness.

I'm going to die~ I'm going to die~ Qin Weijie's scalp was numb, his eyes were wide open, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and his heart was beating fast.

"Uh...brother, my meat doesn't taste good! Look at me, I'm very skinny and I don't have much meat. How about we discuss it? Let me go and I'll find some cultists for you to eat."

, their daily food is good, the meat is juicy, you will be satisfied!”

"Ignorant human beings..." The hoarse and gloomy voice resounded throughout the world, and Qin Weijie's head was buzzing as if he had been struck by the Lion's Roar Kung Fu.

"Brother, can we not attack you personally? You can beat me to death with a stick. How could I be ignorant?" Qin Weijie was so nervous that his heart was about to burst out. However, Qin Weijie was so pissed that the more nervous he was, the more he said something frivolous.

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At this time, Kraken also looked at Qin Weijie with some curiosity, a touch of human doubt and curiosity appeared in his two huge vertical pupils: "You can actually understand my language?"

"Uh... I understand a little bit! I understand a little bit... We have something to discuss, easy to discuss! How about I tell you about a cross talk? Ji... Jigong's biography..."

Qin Weijie's talent of being able to understand animals' speech once again demonstrated its usefulness. No matter how useful this talent may be, at least now Kraken is willing to communicate.

As long as you can communicate, you can delay time and wait until Professor Slughorn comes to rescue you, and you might be able to escape.

Qin Weijie specially found a long stand-up storyteller. He has lived this whole life in his last life, and the fat black man has not even finished telling it. He talks about it full of resentment!!

However, before Qin Weijie started to talk about storytelling, Kraken had already planned on Qin Weijie.

"Take me... out!!" Kraken roared at Qin Weijie. The water he stirred up almost tore Qin Weijie apart. The deafening sound made Qin Weijie bleed from all his orifices. At this time, Qin Weijie felt that his head was not his own.

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"Boss! Don't shout so loud!! I'm going deaf!!"

Kraken huffed and calmed down, then lowered his voice and said, "Take me out, I won't eat you!"

As he spoke, Kraken pulled Qin Weijie in front of Lian Zi. Only then did Qin Weijie vaguely see Kraken's appearance.

Kraken is a huge black octopus monster. It looks quite ordinary, but! It’s really big! Big! Big! Say important things three times.

Qin Weijie visually estimated that Kraken was at least several hundred meters tall, and his small eyes alone (octopus eyes are small) were as big as Qin Weijie's.

How can an octopus grow so big? Brother, are you afraid that it grew up eating nuclear waste? I wonder if you know a guy named Godzilla? I heard that he also hangs out in the sea!

"Brother, you have to go out! It's easy to talk, easy to say! I'll take you out... just follow me!" Qin Weijie was of course a delaying tactic and took Kraken out. Just kidding, such a big monster can't even pass through the portal.

OK!

Kraken looked up at the top of the trench, then looked at Qin Weijie: "I hate light~"

"Then I will prepare an eye mask for you, which will transmit no light and allow you to sleep peacefully. I wish you a good night's sleep!"

Of course, Kraken didn't understand what a blindfold was, and he still stared at Qin Weijie, but fortunately, at this time, Kraken's eyes no longer had the murderous intent before.

Qin Weijie now also knows that his life has been saved for the time being, but he really doesn't know when the reinforcements will come!

He could only talk to Kraken incessantly for a while, and he almost gave a lecture on Jigong and commented on it.

Although people are in the sea, I feel tired after talking too much... The point is that tiredness is a trivial matter. Qin Weijie, your sister has no words now, so you can't really talk about storytelling to delay time!

Professor Slughorn, please hurry up and save me! As long as I live, I promise I will never fight you again!

"Gods, fairies, gods and Buddhas from all over the world~send a fairy sister to save me. I can't move anymore. The topic is very embarrassing. I'm almost out of words... Hey, angel sister?

Why do the hairy wings grow on the top of the head, why is it that she has red hair, and her hair is dyed in the fashion of heaven?..."