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While the two were talking, two figures floated up from the distance.

When the two figures approached, Qin Weijie could see their appearance clearly. Both of them looked to be over fifty, but they did not appear old. Their faces were still rosy and their blood was like a rainbow.

Among them, the old Taoist priest wearing simple and elegant Taoist robes is taller and thinner. He has a goatee, a lotus flower crown on his head, and black sunglasses with round frames on his eyes.

This style doesn't have the feeling of a worldly master, but has a bit of the character of a street charlatan. If he hadn't seen the two of them approaching in a hurry, Qin Weijie would have regarded this guy as a fake semi-immortal who tells fortunes in the park!

Looking at the other one, Qin Weijie's face turned green.

This is a bald monk, chubby, a head shorter than the 'fake half-immortal'. He looks like a ball, with a big belly and a cute manner. He always has...a hint of a wretched smile on his face.

Yes! It's vulgar. Qin Weijie swears that this guy's smile is absolutely vulgar. If a guy who always wears this smile on the streets a hundred years later will probably be taken directly to the police station to drink coffee.

The most unbearable thing is that this fat monk is holding a sauced pork knuckle in his hand!!

This elbow is bigger than the fat monk's hand, fat and oily, the braised meat is very well-colored, and the red pork skin is crystal clear, making Qin Weijie want to go up and take a bite.

At this time, the fat monk was minding his own business, most of his long face was stained with grease, and he wore his iconic slutty smile!

Damn it! Fake monk!

Looking at the appearance of the two of them, Qin Weijie's mouth couldn't help but twitch a few times...

A fake half-immortal and a fake monk, this configuration is absolutely amazing!

Padrek looked at the two people floating over and couldn't help but frown. This was the first time Qin Weijie saw the change of expression on Padrek's Sima's face, and it had to be recorded in history! But Padrek could also see that

Overcoming his fear of the two people in front of him.

"Who are you two? Why are you blocking our way?" Padrick took a step back and subconsciously stood behind Qin Weijie.

This position is very mysterious. If you enter, you can use Qin Weijie as a hostage to hold the two people in front of you, and if you retreat, you can catch Qin Weijie and escape immediately.

They have been foxes for thousands of years, and they are having a great time in Liaozhai!

The 'fake half-immortal' wearing sunglasses still spoke in the standard Chinese Longshang dialect: "Tingshe, I want to sprinkle mud on my forehead and think about my brother (I heard that you want to kill my junior brother)"

Padrick: "..."

Obviously not understanding, Padric couldn't help but look at Qin Weijie.

Qin Weijie: "He said he was going to blow your head off!"

Padrick's face became even more gloomy: "Tell him! I had no grudges with him in the past and don't want to cause trouble! If he pushes hard, the 'Knights of the Round Table' will not let outsiders manipulate it.

It’s not ‘Chinese’.”

After Qin Weijie listened, he continued to translate: "He said, if you are just a ball, I just want to kill people, what do you want!? (He said, you are just a ball, I just want to kill people, what do you want to do?!)"

The fake half-immortal seemed to have heard the call from his bloodline, and replied abruptly: "What are you doing!!"

This sound is deafening and deafening, and it can hardly be said that the skill of the seventh or eighth level of the Lion's Roar Kung Fu is high.

Padrick looked at Qin Weijie in confusion, and Qin Weijie continued to translate: "He said, then fight!"

With Qin Weijie's god-level translator, it was difficult not to fight. Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was tense, Qin Weijie's little eyes were thinking about how to escape later.

Although this fake half-immortal was saying that Qin Weijie was his junior brother, Qin Weijie knew that none of his three senior brothers looked so ugly, and most likely they were just clinging to them randomly.

The other party's attitude towards me is unclear, so it is better to ensure my own safety first and then confirm it. Let the two parties work together first, while I take advantage of the chaos to hide in the 'mirror space' and find another way out.

Seeing Padrick and the fake half-immortal exchanging insults at each other, Qin Weijie thought that his plan was about to succeed.

However, at this moment, the fake monk, who had not spoken for a long time, walked up to Qin Weijie, reached out and handed the half-eaten pig knuckle to Qin Weijie.

"Master, have you ever eaten what you gave me!? After all, my mother said you can't eat food given by strangers..." Qin Weijie rejected the fake monk's kindness.

When the fake monk heard this, he slapped Qin Weijie on the back of the head with his other hand: "Fuck you! Have you ever seen my mother? Didn't your mother die when you were born? Are you telling me a story here!?"

Qin Weijie covered the back of his head. This fake monk's hands were so strong that he was almost knocked over by this fake monk. His attack was really neither light nor heavy.

Fake monk: "Hey, you brat! All your skills have been wasted! You've lost sight of the 'ancient martial arts' your master taught you. What's the matter? You just took a wooden stick and forgot about your roots? If your master knew,

Break your dog legs!"

Qin Weijie was slightly startled and looked up at the fake monk: "Do you know that old Niubi?"

The fake monk nodded noncommittally: "I met him once last year..."

"Then...how is that old Niubi?"

"I have become a human being! I have attained enlightenment!"

For a moment, Qin Weijie was like a thunderbolt from the blue. He stood there dumbly, with emotions in his heart. He didn't know the joys and sorrows, as if he had lost his emotional expression.

"What about my senior brother and the others?"

"They all left with your master~" the fake monk sighed softly: "Amitabha!"

"What's going on? Lao Niubi must also be able to use "mysterious magic"! My fellow seniors are also better than me! How could they..."

The monk shook his head slightly and pointed at Padrick and the fake half-immortal who were about to fight in front of him: "First help Buwen Laodao translate, your translation has made the two of them fight! Although Buwen Laodao and I

You can’t speak the language of birds, but you can still understand it! You kid, just do your best, and it’s just like what your master said, people are little and ghosts are big, and wilting is bad and wilting is bad!”

"But……"

"Don't worry, I'll tell you later!" the fake monk said and continued to chew on the half of the elbow.

Qin Weijie listened to the monk's words and stepped forward to clarify. At this time, Qin Weijie no longer cared about the fake monk and fake half-immortal's attitude towards him. The news about his master and brother was more important, and he could feel the fake monk's kindness from the previous contact.

, Qin Weijie simply gave up his worries.

After some translation, Padrick and Bu Wenlaodao were finally able to put aside their old grudges, and then a lot of arguing ensued.

Padrick said that he had no ill intentions towards Qin Weijie, but he just wanted him to join the 'Knights of the Round Table', so he had to take Qin Weijie away.

Although I don't agree with the old saying, I don't object to Qin Weijie joining the 'Knights of the Round Table', saying that everything depends on Qin Weijie's own decision, but I just don't agree to let Qin Weijie and Padrick leave now, and insist on letting Qin Weijie stay with them for a month.

Of course, Padrick did not agree to hand Qin Weijie over. Although he had only met Qin Weijie for a day, the kid in front of him was very cunning. If he escaped this time, it would be difficult to catch him, so Padrick would not give in.