god level spoof

() Qin Lang knows very well what kind of existence Chicken Little is. This is definitely a magical chicken that can be called a 'monster'!

Although it is just a product of the world of ordinary people, the chicken seems to be everywhere and omnipotent - of course, this refers to it in the eyes of ordinary people.

As for the chicken's strength, it can be compared to a battleship cannon. It can ignore some common sense in 'mechanics', such as being able to 'over-shoulder' a man who is a thousand times heavier than it - it seems that even Archimedes said

It is said that "give me a fulcrum and I can move the earth", but the chicken does not need a fulcrum, it is really a bug-like existence.

Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, this chick is really a psychic!

After Li Ye heard the little chicken introduce his origin, he understood that the little chicken in front of him had lived for more than 800 years. Maybe he had become a monster even if he was not a monster?

This chicken could originally be called a magic chicken - but the current chicken is probably really a bit of a god!

"Haha, little chicken, I am not talented, but I am the guardian of this world. From now on, you will follow me? I guarantee you will be 'chicken-loving and have no regrets in life!"

Li Ye patted his chest and directly recruited the chicks.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoji immediately looked at Li Ye with shining eyes, and there was a childish innocence in his eyes: "Brother, our chicken's life (= life) completely depends on you~"

Seeing that the chick was taken down by him at once, Li Ye felt a little incredible, but he was more happy.

After all, this is just a little chicken. It doesn't pose any threat to you, and it won't steal your role. It couldn't be better.

Li Yimei made a wishful thinking, and finally looked at little sister Meiqin with a smile: "Haha, look, don't be afraid, this is just an ordinary chicken."

Naturally, Miqin was not afraid at this moment. She looked at the chicken in surprise and said, "I didn't expect you to grow up. You are so pitiful."

"Haha~" Li Ye was ashamed. He didn't expect that little girl Meiqin's love was so overwhelming, and he suddenly felt sympathy for the chick.

The chicken flapped its little wings and patted its chest, with a desolate and free look in its expression: "It's nothing, chicken life is so full of drama. Many chickens have quickly become passers-by in history. I am the only one here."

Inadvertently it became eternal.”

It looks extremely cute, but its aura seems otherworldly, and its forehead is wrinkled into a "well", which makes people feel very ridiculous and disgusting.

Li Ye looked at Meiqin: "Okay, now the problem is solved, I'm going out." After saying that, Li Ye walked out of the bathroom with Chicken, but little sister Meiqin was still wrapped in a bath towel.

After arriving in the back room, Li Ye looked around, but after all he didn't see his father and mother, which made him feel a little strange.

Under normal circumstances, my parents get off work at 3:30? They should stay at home at this time. If they want to go out, they will call me to let me know.

Li Ye immediately went to the second floor and found that the two of them were still missing. After entering his room, he found that Dugu girl and Ximen were watching "Titanic" in front of the computer. They looked indifferent and talked to each other.

The video posted a review:

"What do you think these people are doing at sea, and what is that person talking about?"

"It must be practicing martial arts. That person is probably saying: Fighting against the sky will be endless fun..."

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After understanding what the two people said, Li Zhiyi complained: "It seems that you don't understand English, but you are still having so much fun. People are going to die."

Going downstairs again, Li Ye found that Sister Pao had already dressed and was combing her hair there.

"Hey, Miqin, do you know where my parents are?" Li Ye asked, and then said: "By the way, why did you come to my house again?"

Meiqin first answered Li Ye's question: "Oh, my uncle and aunt are all on a business trip. It will probably take more than a month. This is what they asked me to tell you." Then, her face turned slightly red and she said, "As for why I

I came here again not because the people outside are so annoying."

After leaving Li Ye's house the day before yesterday, Meiqin realized that she had no place to live. Whether the little girl was walking on the street or in the alley, the rate of turning heads was extremely high. Naturally, there were some people with sinister intentions following her.

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When they were in a relatively quiet place, these guys all jumped out and showed malicious smiles...

Naturally, Mikoto taught these guys a painful lesson. Mikoto was not the kind of girl who would kill people casually. Besides, these people were ordinary people, so Mikoto did not use her superpowers.

After these guys were beaten up by Mikoto, naturally they all felt resentful. So, in the next day, Mikoto had some gangsters coming to surround her. Although she was finally able to deal with them, they didn't even have a day.

Mikoto also reached her limit when it came to eating.

There is no way, even though little girl Mikoto is beautiful, she cannot be used as food, and no kind person will give her food for no reason.

Last night, Mikoto finally had a plan: to work as a temporary worker. But Mikoto looked too young, so no one wanted her. The only one who wanted her was a middle-aged man with a wretched appearance. Even a fool would understand the look in his eyes.

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After Mikoto saw the majestic appearance of the man in front of her, she naturally turned away silently.

By this morning, Mikoto was so hungry that her belly was pressed against her back. Fortunately, the gangster didn't provoke her again. The main reason was that the fighting power that Mikoto unleashed in one sex was so amazing.

In the end, Meiqin thought of the two uncles and aunts who were like living treasures in the Li Ye family, so she decided to return to the Li Ye family.

Because Li Ye's family had already eaten breakfast, when Meiqin arrived, Li Qiang and his wife hurriedly served them, but in the end they cooked a pot of coke...

Mikoto had no choice but to do it herself. Even though her cooking skills weren't very good, she didn't know how to make leftovers.

After understanding all this, Li Ye really wanted to laugh, but in order to take care of little sister Meiqin's feelings, he could only try his best to control it.

"Huh, I, I don't live here for free, my uncle and aunt have hired me as a cleaner." Miqin finally raised her little head and declared with confidence.

"Ha ha……"

Li Ye couldn't help but laugh out loud. He thought that little sister Meiqin had been hungry for nearly two days, and finally gritted her teeth and had no choice but to come to the door of her house. That look must have been so cute to everyone.

"You, what are you laughing at? What's so funny?" Little sister Mikoto was suddenly stimulated, and the arc of her fortune kept flashing.

"Uh... pfft -" Li Ye wanted to hold it in but couldn't help it, and finally smiled and said: "Then, my little maid Mikoto, you can't be rude to your employer."