Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 85 Three Pigs

"Ah~hahaha!"

The clown holding the turntable suddenly started laughing wildly, and then quickly turned the turntable as if going crazy.

Soon, the turntable accelerated to a high speed that was impossible to see clearly.

But in the end the turntable stopped.

"Little Red Riding Hood? That's a nice story."

Looking at the options stopped on the pointer, the fairy tale prince chuckled and flicked his fingers.

"Then let's start the game~"

A little ripple spread in the air, the bloody castle suddenly expanded, and the dark door suddenly opened like a big mouth, swallowing Xu Yuan with cold eyes directly.

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Cold and shaking!

After being in a trance for a while, Xu Yuan found that he had been locked in a cage.

Next, what he has to do is explore the world.

He knew that the goal was very close.

Following the direction of the smell, Xu Yuan walked quickly through the woods.

"Haha, brother Daniel, it's just a beast in a cage. What do you have to be afraid of?"

These are clearly the souls of werewolves!

At the same time Xu Yuan saw these werewolf souls.

Seeing the driver's body gradually turning into flesh and melting flesh, Xu Yuan turned his attention to the hunter beside him.

He sat down on the ground, breathing heavily.

A strange stench began to appear in the air.

"Haha, you are so lucky. If you catch such a big wolf, you will definitely be able to sell it for a lot of money."

Just transform into the big bad wolf.

[Tip: Beware of hunters.]

Xu Yuan silently took out Barrett and put it on his shoulder.

He saw a giant pig-headed man about three meters tall rising into the sky on a blanket and flying towards him.

Bang!

The trigger was pulled, and a huge bullet broke through the barrel of the gun and shot towards the sky.

The attack still needs to be carried out.

"!!"

As long as the shadow double can appear, he can teleport there at any time.

The earth became dark.

After acquiring the identity of a werewolf, not only did his body strengthen, but his sense of smell also became extremely sensitive.

The running pig-headed man did not notice that a dark figure appeared from behind it like a ghost.

"Am I playing the Big Bad Wolf?"

"Um?"

These werewolf souls seemed to feel something, and they turned back to look at him.

“Fresh!”

Taking back the shadow double, Xu Yuan sniffed again.

Little Red Riding Hood is so difficult to deal with. It seems that her grandma is not a fuel-efficient lamp either.

Strengthen yourself and challenge Little Red Riding Hood.

After breathing for a while, Xu Yuan felt that his physical strength had finally recovered.

"Three little pigs? That's ridiculous!"

"Hey!"

He turned around and rushed in the direction of Zhu Lao San.

He turned around and saw that a blond girl wearing a red hooded cloak had arrived behind him at some point.

[Special mission: I, the Big Bad Wolf, eat, eat, eat! 】

"Hey! Since you want to play, then I will play with you to the fullest!"

Squeaky crunchy!

“Fresh dogs!”

The faces of the wolves were all numb, as if they were dominated by some kind of existence.

He rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find various weapons and clothing, and equipped himself with them.

"Then let's try the pork first."

It smells very much like the pigsty in his rural home.

Move your feet.

It's not a problem that the story has been magically changed.

Even the sky began to have a hint of thick clouds.

Sniffing, Xu Yuan smelled the smell of beasts floating in the air.

Buzz!

Along with the rotation of the electric motor, Gatling's gun sprayed out a half-meter long gunfire.

"Sure enough...it would be better to kill him."

The huge kinetic energy caused this large-caliber bullet to leave a transparent spiral pattern in the air.

Without thinking, he curled up and summoned the shadow double from the shadow to stand in front of him.

The appearance of Xu Yuan disturbed the airflow in the room, which shocked the heart of Zhu Laoer who was squatting on guard.

The rough voices sounded at the same time, and even from such a distance, Xu Yuan could hear them clearly.

His figure flashed and appeared in the cabin.

Xu Yuan checked the properties of this eye and hung this eye on his belt.

soon.

Putting the 16x lens on your eyes, the distant castle quickly appeared in your sight.

"..."

This dark figure held a dark sickle, hooked it around its neck, and pulled hard.

[Explanation: "Why can that dog kill me? This is unscientific!"]

Facing the pig-headed man who rushed towards him with alarming force, Xu Yuan's expression did not change at all.

[Task description: The three pig-headed brothers are brothers and sisters. The fact that you killed the boss has been known to the second and third brothers. They will come to you soon to avenge their brother! 】

With his charge.

The future vision prompt suddenly popped up, causing Xu Yuan's expression to change. He looked up and found the hooded girl in front of him. She was taking out a big stick from the basket on her arm.

Through Guixiao's perception, Xu Yuan quickly discovered that there was a solid wooden house a thousand meters away. In the wooden house, a muscular pig-headed man was driving a large-caliber sniper rifle, aiming in his direction.

It flew over thirty meters away from Zhu Lao San.

Zhu Laosan's career change was something Xu Yuan did not expect.

Anger, unwillingness and fear made its pig face distorted.

Hiss!

Holding the butcher's knife, the pig-headed man took heavy steps and rushed towards Xu Yuan's direction like an out-of-control armored vehicle.

"Found you!"

A sharp claw stabbed out from behind, piercing directly through his heart.

[Eye of the pig hunter, star rating: ★, attributes: insight ⅱ, cunning ⅱ]

The cage was placed on a carriage, and the two men driving the carriage were talking and laughing.

It seems like in this world.

Smelling the smell, Xu Yuan stood up, touched his growling belly, stretched out his tongue and licked his fangs.

At this moment, a big, furry claw suddenly stretched out and broke his neck with a click.

He found the source of the odor.

It was a castle made of stacked black boulders.

[Task reward: 3 years of life.]

boom!

A deafening explosion sounded, and fire suddenly rose.

The next second.

But don't know why.

It just wanted to do something.

"Huh! Huh! Lao, Lao San will avenge me!"

"Don't put a gun to my head..."

Facing the coming revenge, Xu Yuan not only did not panic at all, but also looked forward to it.

Lifting the six-barreled Gatling gun easily, Little Red Riding Hood's eyes lit up with two points of blood, and she suddenly tightened the Gatling trigger in her hand.

Raising his hands and pulling open the goose egg-thick fence, Xu Yuan walked out of the cage and looked down at his body.

At this time, he was armed to the teeth.

A good fairy tale was forced to change into this virtue by the devil.

The next second.

These ferocious weapons,

It exudes a charming gun oil smell.

【Buzz!】

Xu Yuan has seen many weird things that can make people die, and there are also weird things that can make people become twisted and weird.

But the black shadow under his feet spread like lightning and connected to the pig-headed man's feet.

[Mission failed: death.]

"Then, let's go."

His muscles suddenly swelled, and a desire for blood arose in his heart.

While he was thinking, a childish voice suddenly came, making Xu Yuan suddenly feel a chill.

The attributes added to this pig boss’s head are really quite high.

At this time, the hunter had already picked up his gun and stared at him with fear on his face.

If you fight this unscientific Little Red Riding Hood, he will definitely die.

He became much stronger by transforming into a werewolf.

[When you ran, your body was too high and you were hit.]

Another bearded man carrying a shotgun looked at Xu Yuan with cold eyes and said in a deep voice.

Taking a deep breath, Xu Yuan no longer held back. The shadow under his feet spread quickly like thick ink, spreading to a thousand meters away in an instant.

But a method like the Fairy Tale Prince can transform a person into another species.

Werewolves...are the ones at the bottom of the food chain.

【Buzz!】

Xu Yuan switched from shotgun to gun and got a completely new outfit.

The trees become twisted.

Wolf-headed skeletons are decorated on top of the castle, and under the skulls are terrifying flags made of wolf skins.

[Punishment for failure: The second pig and the third pig will use your head to commemorate their elder brother.]

Smelling the smell, Xu Yuan got up and set off.

The shadows under his feet are also spreading.

"Is it a pig?"

Yes.

But Xu Yuan behind it was not harmed in any way.

He stopped and looked at the shadowy shadow of a castle in the distance.

This little guy in front of me... is very dangerous!

Pulling his fist out of the tree trunk, Xu Yuan nodded with satisfaction.

Like melting wax, the hunter who was killed turned into flesh and disappeared into the air.

The coachman laughed and turned his head, not taking it seriously.

"Huh! Huh! It smells like dog!"

Long gray fur, solid and powerful muscles, claws as sharp as knives, and wild hemp shorts.

Ta-ta-ta!

Chuchuchu!

The long bullet chain formed a whip of death and hit Xu Yuan who was running away quickly.

An evil aura surged out from the pig head pendant and blended into Xu Yuan's body.

"Ah~ I didn't expect you to be able to escape like this. You are worthy of being the strongest fighting genius of the current generation of the wolf clan."

Xu Yuan frowned slightly.

The black shadow flashed, and the ferocious figure of the shadow double emerged from behind the hunter, and its claws turned into sharp blades and pierced directly through the hunter's chest.

But I didn't expect it.

Now Xu Yuan is looking forward to what benefits the other two pig-headed brothers can bring to him.

It took him a full hour to escape from Little Red Riding Hood's hail of bullets.

"Something's wrong..."

Came to a particularly deep forest.

Shadow double - s

"grass!"

This game mission created by the Fairy Tale Prince is full of cheating.

Seeing this little guy, Xu Yuan's sixth sense kept reminding him.

Obtain power-up items by conquering the side plots hidden in the story of this game.

[Side mission: Revenge of the Pig-Headed Man, activated! 】

In a large, charred crater, the shadow double, whose hands were transformed into shields, was blown to pieces.

Looking at the weapons all over the wall, Xu Yuan naturally wouldn't let them go.

Then wouldn't the third pig be equipped with an Iron Man armor to kill himself?

"Fuck! If that's the case, then I can only cheat!"

Following the smell, Xu Yuan discovered that the nearby forest began to change.

He wanted to see what kind of strength this second pig brother had.

Anyway, his physical strength is not limited.

[You ran to the right and you were hit.]

【You ran forward and you were hit.】

Face this magical version of Pig Lao San.

"Wha, what?"

soon.

It was a hut made of thatched grass. At the door of the hut, a pig-headed man over two meters tall was holding a butcher knife about half a meter long...

Bang!

The bark of the tree exploded, and Xu Yuan's fist sank directly into the trunk.

First it was the butcher pig, and now he got a mine-laying pig.

"I, the big bad wolf, eat Little Red Riding Hood? Are you kidding me?"

He raised his hand and touched his erect ears, his long and pointed mouth, and his mouth full of fangs.

Through the windows of the castle, you can see that there are pale figures wandering around in the castle.

His whole body was filled with the smell of iron-blooded violence.

The pig-headed man who was chopping meat suddenly stopped what he was doing and turned around.

Turning his wrist, he pulled it out of the pig's dick, Xu Yuan looked silent.

"hiss!"

[Task requirement: Kill Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma.]

[Pig Butcher’s Head, Star Rating: ★, Attributes: Great Strength ⅱ, Thirsty for Blood ⅱ]

Xu Yuan, who had lost most of his burden, stretched his arms.

Realizing this, Xu Yuan grinned, showing a mouth full of fangs.

"Hey! I'm getting an advantage."

The werewolf's gaze was very special.

Feeling the stench getting stronger and stronger.

This damn thing has directly evolved from cold weapons to hot weapons.

He felt like he had found the true way to play the game.

"As expected, you still have to rely on yourself."

He threw away most of the useless firearms and ammunition, leaving only the Sand Eagle, grenades and bullets.

"How did this guy... do it?"

Xu Yuan continued to approach the target based on the guidance of his sense of smell.

He started searching Zhulaoer's house.

Therefore, he could only dodge bullets while staying away from this scary girl.

[Task requirement: Kill the second pig and the third pig.]

The large-caliber bullets blasted the trees in the forest, causing sawdust to fly and fallen leaves to fly.

"Still a pig?"

Taking a long breath to suppress this inexplicable emotion, Xu Yuan casually punched the trees around him.

【You didn't jump up, you were hit.】

Licking the wound scratched by the bullet on his arm, Xu Yuan's eyes shone with a cold light.

"Beast? Are you talking about me?"

"Even if he doesn't come, I will still look for him."

Since he had no formal shooting training, his marksmanship was transferred to his grandma's house.

These werewolves howled to the sky in unison, issuing a piercing alarm.

Wisps of blood lit up in his blood vessels at the same time.

Shaking away the blood on his paws, Xu Yuan watched the pig's dick gradually shrink into a bright eyeball, and raised his hand to pick it up.

He was able to clearly capture the special smell floating in the air.

Good guy!

Go directly from technology to magic.

"..."

The last thing the pig-headed man saw was a corpse lying on the ground with blood spurting from its neck.

[Explanation: "I am the thinnest among the brothers, but I am not weak! Don't underestimate me!"]

Unlike the home of the eldest pig, the home of the second eldest pig is very tidy.

It twitched its huge nose, and its small dark eyes lit up with blood-colored light.

Click!

A crisp sound came from under his feet, surprising Xu Yuan.

Discovering this, Xu Yuan silently threw Barrett aside.

Looking at the prompts on his phone, Xu Yuan's biggest feeling was that he was speechless.

"The strength has increased by at least 40%, which is great!"

"Pig Eyes, then what will the third child give me?"

At this time, Xu Yuan felt a shock in his trouser pocket, and he found that his mobile phone had entered the game with him.

And let him eat Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother, which is too crazy.

Feeling the heavy equipment all over his body, Xu Yuan felt a sense of security in his heart.

To be honest, I have never seen Xu Yuan before.

After rolling over and standing up from the ground, Xu Yuan looked at the big hole on the ground, the wolf's face darkened.

[Task description: As a hunter in the forest, you are at the top of the food chain, but you lost to a little girl with a red cloak and hat. You feel ashamed, and you decide to take revenge! 】

It's a completely ruined childhood attitude.

He licked his lips, smelled the smell in the air, and walked towards the last pig brother.

Countless disgusting and strange runes were drawn on the castle with dark red blood.

"oh."

Nose twitching.

Get more things that can make him stronger.

With blood flowing from the corner of his mouth, Piggy turned his head hard and looked at the werewolf behind him with a ferocious expression.

"The familiar smell..."

"..."

"My opinion is to kill it. This guy's size is extraordinary. If he escapes, we will all die."

[You were hit by Little Red Riding Hood's Gatling, you were seriously injured, and your head was chopped off by Little Red Riding Hood with a bloody tomahawk, and you died.]

This smell is a bit familiar.

Xu Yuan watched this scene with twitching eyes, and he discovered a problem.

The whole house was filled with the smell of iron blood.

Firearms, bullets, grenades, sabers.

At this time, Xu Yuan looked full of animal nature.

"Landmines? Can you talk more?"

The driver who spoke was the driver. He glanced at Xu Yuan in the cage, his eyes shining with excitement.

No fear, no madness, no despair.

Strong and wild.

Although he has become this virtuous now, if he is asked to eat people, he still cannot pass the test in his heart.

These figures are ethereal and illusory.

A huge pig's head rolled up into the sky and landed heavily on the ground.

But he knew that the strong wind caused by the bullets had opened several wounds on his body.

There is only calmness and wisdom that no creature in this world has.

[You kill the pig boss among the three little pigs, and you get a cursed prop: the pig butcher’s head]

And the scene of a gray-furred werewolf walking up to it.

Xu Yuan, who kept jumping up and down to avoid bullets based on his future vision, felt like a monkey being played with, and his heart was full of anger.

"I smell the stink of a werewolf!"

He prefers to take the initiative rather than defend and counterattack.

Looking at the strong corpse of the pig boss and the head that shrank to the size of a fist, Xu Yuan was silent for a moment, raised his hand to pick it up, and hung it on his belt.

This girl is petite, has fair skin, and is very cute.

Xu Yuan directly chose to use full firepower.

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