Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 131 Ordering

“Welcome to Yongji Gourmet Hotel.”

As soon as he walked into the door, Xu Yuan heard a pleasant and euphemistic voice. He looked up and found two rows of cheongsam girls with charming looks and proud figures standing at the door of the hotel.

They said hello uniformly and bowed uniformly, with smiles on their faces.

A sweet smile is enough to make an ordinary weirdo become confused.

It's a pity that Xu Yuan is not ordinary weird.

In his eyes, these cheongsam girls all exuded a terrifying existence with bursts of blood and stench. Through the eyes of the shadow double, he even saw the reddish aura emanating from several cheongsam girls.

This means that all these girls are dangerous black-level beings.

"Are even the waiters black and powerful? It seems that this mission is not easy."

Through the shadow double's eyes, Xu Yuan glanced inside the hotel again.

He saw many well-dressed but distorted humanoid creatures feasting on the "food" on the table.

"Just because they dare to bare their teeth at me has already made me lose my appetite for this stuff."

Braised hands and feet.

"Stop talking nonsense and serve the food quickly."

Seeing this prompt, Xu Yuan narrowed his eyes and started thinking rapidly.

There are such rules in gourmet hotels.

Bang bang bang!

Blood splattered everywhere and the fishy smell hit your nose.

This strange creature named Blood Pig has been promoted from a kitchen worker to a senior chef who is about to become a chef.

Quanliu, who retreated slowly, quickly brought a dinner plate with a metal round cover from the back kitchen.

Although he wanted to refuse, Quanliu couldn't find a reason to refuse.

puff!

The pitch-black fingers lifted up and easily crushed the black shadow into explosive plasma.

When he refused again and again, it could only keep changing dishes for him.

The information left on that parchment is out of date.

"Yes, my lord"

Nothing could fit into his mouth.

As long as the diners are not satisfied with the food served, they must change it.

Xu Yuan saw it.

"Too ugly."

The entire lobby seemed to come alive, squirming and swallowing quickly, absorbing and devouring all the pieces of flesh and blood on the floor and walls.

"You have fatty liver."

At this time, her tone was full of fear, and she did not dare to look at Xu Yuan at all.

What exploded at the same time were their bodies.

Sauce heart and liver.

Each map of bloody hulaha is drawn with a brush.

[You keep trying the "food" of the Gourmet Hotel and keep giving negative reviews. Quanliu is very angry and keeps serving food. 】

It's obvious.

After sifting through a large number of future visions, Xu Yuan finally found a way to break the situation.

It's like real anger and resentment are rippling around its body.

Looking silently at these crazy mutated organs, Xu Yuan opened his palms.

Holding the sickle's neck with a sickle, Xu Yuan's face turned livid.

But if the other party insists on finding fault, it has no choice.

"Dear guest, please allow me to come."

There was silence for a moment.

Is he trying to disgust himself to death?

In order to prevent the guy from spitting out his explanation, Xu Yuan decisively took out the sickle and put it on its neck to shut it up.

[Really high-end ingredients are the deepest despair in the soul]

There seemed to be the sound of vicious dogs barking in the air.

Quan Liu had just put down the plate when he heard Xu Yuan's voice.

Whoosh!

A black shadow with the smell of blood shot out from the plate and directly stabbed Xu Yuan's eyeball.

"no!"

Hiss!

"hehe."

Then it snapped its fingers.

It almost caused this black and powerful girl to have an emotional resonance, thereby activating the ghost-talking murder rule.

Future Vision's prompts began to change.

The originally gentle dog's head now looked like a vicious dog guarding its food, and the bridge of its nose was heavily wrinkled.

Raising his hands, Quanliu made a gesture of surrender.

This Nima’s is no longer as simple as dark cuisine.

The entire luxuriously decorated lobby has completed its transformation into a bloody slaughterhouse.

pity.

"Wait a moment, I'll serve you another portion."

The hoarse voice revealed an inexplicable laughter and anger.

"It doesn't taste good, give me another dish!"

"Welcome, dear sir, I am Quanliu, the lobby manager of Yongji Gourmet Hotel. I am very happy to serve you. I wonder if you know any chefs? Can you order the food you want?"

Quanliu grinned, showing a mouth full of fangs.

Soon, a figure in a suit with a dog's head hurried over.

A feast for the eyes.

"Sir, you haven't eaten either..."

The entire menu is cold and weird, exuding a vicious and deadly air.

There is a line of large characters written on the front of the menu.

Just like now.

"Hot cochlea? Sir, you are really good at ordering. This dish is the specialty of Chef Gui Snail. The ingredients used are fresh and desperate..."

He looked at the green-skinned diners at the same table, picked up an ax, chopped the brain into meat paste, and then ate it with bread, turned to a girl in cheongsam and said.

"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"

"..."

I'm afraid it's not that easy to deal with it now.

After confirming that it would stop talking nonsense, Xu Yuan put away the Hate Sickle.

"menu."

…

[You sensed the key to breaking the game, and you kept giving negative reviews. In desperation, Quanliu invited the blood pig. 】

Hearing Xu Yuan's voice, the cheongsam girl almost couldn't maintain her formulaic smile. The inexplicable anger and teasing rising in her heart made her expression slightly distorted.

[You returned to your seat under the obstruction of Quan Liu, but you failed to see the blood pig. 】

"snort!"

The weird black clown in front of me is not weird.

Xu Yuan was shocked that the diners were being killed by the food and was speechless.

Now Quan Liu might have pounced on him and bit his throat.

puff!

He patted it with his dark palm and turned the plate full of cochlea into bloody mud on the spot.

Quanliu brought another plate.

The dishes on this menu are completely disgusting and cannot be eaten by normal people.

This reason is hard to explain.

And all these "foods" are all kinds of bloody things... What's even more ridiculous is that most of these things are alive.

…

"OK."

"How...how do you eat this thing?"

Just for a moment.

It’s not just the players that are restricted, it’s also the weirdness within it.

"There is actually something in this large intestine...are you mistaken?"

He snapped his fingers and said to Quan Liu:

Fortunately, the other party seems to be a kind of big shot with high sense.

A puff of black smoke rose, and Inugori appeared from it.

Xu Yuan didn't say anything, and he didn't expect that his casual words would almost kill this little girl.

soon.

"With a brain full of vanity and greed, how dare you say this thing is the best? Are you kidding me? Or is this the level of your big hotel?"

"You want to meet the blood pig chef, right? I hope you won't regret it."

He didn't know whether this cochlea was a real cochlea, he only knew that it looked a little more normal than other dishes on the menu.

"Too ugly!"

After listening to Quan Liu's words, Xu Yuan knew that he had been cheated.

[You tasted the delicacies at the Gourmet Hotel and said that these delicacies were rubbish. Your words made Quanliu angry.]

It's useless to Xu Yuan.

Having gained insight into the hotel's rules through his future vision, he knew that the dog in front of him could only be helpless and furious.

"Do you need to eat to break the situation? It seems that the rule of this gourmet hotel is that diners must feel delicious."

"This time, give me lobotomy sashimi."

He found that after "wearing" the shadow double's holster, his overall strength was much stronger than using various abilities alone.

Xu Yuan saw a diner with six clear eyes and green skin. After forking a piece of food that looked like a brain, half of it was bitten off by the fangs in the middle of the brain before he could open his mouth.

A picture of a brain.

It took a lot of effort from the boss and even the use of her own ghost power to control the change in her mood. She looked at Xu Yuan with fear in her eyes and made a gesture of invitation.

"This eyeball is nearsighted!"

When I opened the menu, I saw a bloody mess.

It can be seen that the painter's skills are very precise, and the horrific decoration and bloodiness of these organs are vividly reflected.

"Master Blood Pig is a senior chef who is about to be promoted to chef. If you want to eat his dishes, you must make a reservation."

Although he is pretty good as a lobby manager, this guest who appears out of nowhere is obviously a monster that can rival a chef.

If he goes crazy.

Even if you don't have much strength, you can still survive without any danger.

Xu Yuan crossed his hands on his seat and supported his chin.

Quan Liu looked at Xu Yuan and squeezed out an angry whisper from between his teeth.

Silently, he followed the weird girl to a big table inside the hotel and sat down.

Placing the plate in front of Xu Yuan, Quan Liushen flipped the metal round cover covering the plate like a gentleman.

Just know the rules.

Seeing the black and red breath on the kobold's body and smelling the even more disgusting bloody stench on its body, Xu Yuan folded his arms and said solemnly.

Anyway, he was looking for trouble, so he naturally had to eat all the dishes on the menu one by one.

Quanliu, who was in charge of serving the dishes, gradually became irritable while changing the dishes again and again.

Xu Yuan smiled slightly and made a gesture of invitation.

Baring his canine teeth, Quanliu's patience has been exhausted.

Quan Liu looked at Xu Yuan with a ferocious expression, if Xu Yuan had not shown his extraordinary strength just now.

Looking at the underworld recipes on the menu, Xu Yuan's face turned stiff.

A sickle exuding evil thoughts was placed on its neck.

It doesn't even require any force.

Xu Yuan opened the future vision.

Xu Yuan saw this strange little girl suddenly leaving as if she had seen a ghost.

It didn't say anything, just grabbed the plate and walked towards the kitchen.

Taking the menu, Xu Yuan discovered that the menu was actually made of human skin, and all the words on it were written and painted with blood.

"……yes."

At this time, on the plate, a group of snail-sized cochleae were jumping around on the plate with their mouths full of fangs open, and howling at him.

Absolute communication plus ghost words are spoken through the mouth of the shadow double.

This is crazy.

Of course, that's all it takes to survive.

Anyone can guess what material the cochlea is made of, but this dog even gave him a detailed explanation.

"..."

"This lung has been smoked."

Xu Yuan said calmly.

This time, the plate did not have a cover, directly revealing the brain slices with eyeballs dotted with plasma on the plate.

This level of coercion does not trigger the rules of the Gourmet Hotel.

This guy in front of me can resist the temptation of delicious food!

It's a pity that it doesn't know.

Facing this scene, Quanliu didn't feel the slightest discomfort, but sniffed in enjoyment.

Only in this way can he force out the bloody pig hiding behind.

"Sir, you have a really bad temper."

"Sir, the ingredients we choose in our hotel are all first-class fresh and perfect. This brain lobe is the fresh and top-quality brain that we specially took out from the head of a... and made it into slices for you."

It really can't be stopped.

He looked at the plate full of cochlea that Xu Yuan had patted into meatloaf, and his face looked a little ugly.

He didn't believe it.

It felt like the clown in front of it was just teasing it.

Xu Yuan picked up a napkin, wiped his hands, and said loudly.

To him, the food in front of him was full of disgusting and dirty garbage.

The two dog paws were covered with long hair and had sharp nails sticking out.

Seeing the dishes ordered by Xu Yuan, Quanliu started to understand the dishes as a habit, but he felt a chill on his neck just halfway through his words.

Xu Yuan's voice spread in the lobby, causing 80% of the diners and food in the room to express either laughter or anger.

Throwing down the dinner paper, Xu Yuan said calmly.

As the expressions of his fellows changed, the resentment on their bodies suddenly rose, and then suddenly exploded.

The next second.

After hearing his nonsense explanation, Quanliu's eyes twitched again.

Because for hotels.

[You tried to force your way into the kitchen, but Quan Liu stopped you. You used violence to knock down Quan Liu. You were ostracized by the rules of the Everlasting Gourmet Hotel. You were expelled from the hotel. You were blacklisted. You

You will no longer be able to enter the Gourmet Hotel.】

"..."

Low, cold, with a thick echo.

"Is there still room?"

"The hot cochlea is ready, please taste it."

Quan Liu took the menu and handed it to Xu Yuan.

Guests' demand for delicious food is irresistible.

"..."

Let him die on the spot.

Quan Liu turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

Until the food is served that satisfies the other party.

The bloody lobby soon took on a new look,

Except for the dead diners and the food, everything was back to normal.

Lobe sashimi.

This is the scene limitation.

Xu Yuan's words clearly hurt Quan Liu's heart.

Sitting on the chair, Xu Yuan used death recollection and kept finding faults with the "vegetables" that were served.

If you want to really get the benefits, you still need enough strength and some luck.

"Blood pig, roasted whole pig, are you available?"

Taking a deep breath to calm down his emotions, Quanliu forced out a smile and put the plate away.

Xu Yuan flipped through the menu from beginning to end and finally found one of Meng Wei's "hot cochlear" dishes.

Seeing that Xu Yuan didn't cause trouble, Quan Liu breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, his mission has just begun.

He can see it.

In the kitchen.

The bloody smoke representing the target finally moved.

(End of chapter)