Global Dragon Control: The Dragon That Ate The Queen At The Beginning

"Father, then...my son, just read out Zhu Yuanzhang's mocking letter?"

Cao Pi looked at Cao Cao hesitantly.

"Why are you reading it out?"

Cao Cao raised his eyebrows slightly.

Zhao Chengan patted Cao Cao on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Read it out for everyone to have fun. It's better to have fun alone than to have fun with everyone."

Cao Cao: "...

"Hahaha!"

Liu Bei, Li Shimin, and Liu Bang burst out laughing.

"Cackling..."

Hua Mulan, Shangguan Wan'er, and Gongsunli couldn't help covering their mouths and chuckling.

How can this smelly man in my family be so interesting...

"Read it, it doesn't matter what your father says about this matter, the key is that we want to have fun."

Qin Shihuang patted Cao Pi on the shoulder.

Cao Cao:

"All right..…………

Cao Pi took a deep breath, took out Zhu Yuanzhang's mocking letter, and read: "Cao Aman, at the beginning you joked that my descendants are all weird, and now I want to ask you, is it your son who is weird, or my "July 1st?" "Zero" offspring wonderful work?

You're the kind of bird who still makes fun of me? You don't even look up, Heavenly Dao has Samsara, God spare who.

Cao Cao: ""

Liu Bang glanced at Cao Cao and said with a smile: "Cao Aman, it turned out that you laughed at Zhu Yuanzhang first, you deserve it.

At the beginning, you still mocked Li Er and Liu Bei, but it didn't take long before you were overthrown by seven rebellious sons. This really can only be blamed on yourself for being too embarrassing. "

Cao Cao:

Liu Bei was slightly surprised, and said, "Why do I feel that Zhu Yuanzhang's mocking letter is a bit too gentle?"

Li Shimin nodded approvingly: "Since these are all ridicule letters, why not just be more aggressive? For example, at the beginning of the article, I first greeted the eighteen generations of Cao Aman's ancestors.

Cao Cao: "...

"It's not gentle, this mocking letter is definitely not gentle, you will know how fierce it is later, and the greetings to the eighteenth generation of my family are really there."

Cao Pi gave a dry laugh.

Cao Cao: "???"

"Really? Read it quickly and listen."

Liu Bei suddenly became interested.

Cao Pi glanced at Cao Cao and saw that the other party didn't say anything, so he continued to look at Faith mockingly and said: "Cao Aman, you have raised such seven rebellious sons, are you out of your mind?

In your generation, the Cao family has raised seven rebellious sons, your father's coffin can't hold it down!

If your grandfather knew, he might lift the coffin boards and come out to kill your useless grandson.

Your grandfather was originally a decent person, but because of you seven rebellious sons, he is ashamed to hang out with neighbors underground.

Grandfather..."

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Liu Bang:

Zhao Chengan:

What the hell! I really greeted the eighteen generations of my ancestors!

"What the hell! What the hell is this Zhu Yuanzhang!"

Cao Cao was so angry that his face turned black, and he said cursingly: "This bastard is about to be ruled out by more than ten generations of his descendants, how dare he still mock me?

Damn it! Chengan, let's go, we'll find Zhu Yuanzhang's descendants right away, and give Zhu Chongba a brick right away!"

Zhao Chengan looked at Cao Cao speechlessly, and said, "Boss Cao, you can't bear it mentally, are you? This mocking letter has only just begun, and you're already so angry. You have to hold your breath, what's the rush?"

Cao Cao:

God must be calm!

Cao Pi said cautiously: "Father, continue?"

"Read it, read it."

Cao Cao waved his hand indifferently.

I have even heard the greetings from the eighteenth generation of the Cao family, do you still care to listen to a few more words?

"It's mainly the next sentence, which is a bit too exciting, father, do I really read it?"

Cao Pi swallowed again and looked at Cao Cao carefully.

Cao Cao looked at Cao Pi with displeasure: "If you tell me to read, you can read as long as you want, where is there so much nonsense? I haven't seen any big scenes, am I the kind of person who can't hold back?"

Cao Pi's heart trembled, he took a deep breath, and continued reading with the mocking letter: "Cao Aman, you are an idiot."

R: "..."

Liu Bei: "...

Zhao Chengan:

"???"

Cao Cao was stunned and looked at Cao Pi in a daze: "What did you say?"

"Cao Aman, you are an idiot."

Cao Pi repeated a sentence.

"You fucking want to rebel again!"

Cao Cao was so angry that he took off a shoe on the spot, and greeted Cao Pi's head.

"Father, I didn't say that, it was that idiot Zhu Yuanzhang who said you are an idiot."

Only then did Cao Pi react, and quickly explained.

"Damn you didn't say it earlier! If it was Zhu Chongba's stupid bird who said it, I can still hold my breath."

Cao Cao kicked Cao Pi.

Cao Pi:

"I just said, Cao Pi will definitely be very happy to read this mocking letter."

Zhao Chengan smiled.

Liu Bang chuckled: "It's true, especially the sentence just now, Cao A is an idiot to hide from you, I was so shocked, I almost thought it was Cao Pi who was scolding him.

Cao Pi:

Cao Cao:

"Ha ha!"

Liu Bei laughed loudly, looked at Cao Pi again and said, "Go on playing the music, and go on reading."

Liu Chan: "...

Cao Pi sighed, and continued to read Zhu Yuanzhang's mocking letter: "Cao Aman was overthrown by seven sons, did you raise seven Blacken's Calabash children?

I'm so happy to see you get fucked by seven Blacken Calabash babies...

It's a pity, it's a pity that I didn't see that scene with my own eyes, otherwise I would definitely record it and take it out to see when I'm in a bad mood. "

Cao Cao's complexion darkened, and he roared angrily: "This Zhu Chongba is going to be destroyed, I will definitely destroy him, if I don't destroy him, my surname will not be Cao!"

Cao Pi: "...

Hu Hai:

This is so angry, people are going to be so angry......

"Haha! Cao Aman, Ming people don't speak secretly, I think this Zhu Yuanzhang is very good at talking."

Liu Bei laughed out loud.

Li Shimin nodded and said in agreement: "I think so too, this Zhu Yuanzhang is too good at talking, and the words are so nice, I love to listen."

Cao Cao: "......

"Soon you won't like to hear it."

Cao Pi spoke quietly.

Liu Bei: "???"

"???"

Cao Pi took the mocking letter and continued to read: "By the way, Cao Aman, I think Liu Bei and Li Er are just as stupid as you."

HR: "..."

Liu Bei's eyelids twitched suddenly: "What does this horse-riding person have to do with me? I have no grievances or enmities with him!"

Cao Pi took the mocking letter and read: "I don't know if Liu Bei and Li Er are by your side.

If they are here, after reading this sentence, they will definitely say that it has nothing to do with them.

I admit that the personal grievances between me and you, Cao Aman, have nothing to do with Liu Bei and Li Er.

But I just saw that they were upset, and I just wanted to ridicule them both by the way. "

Liu Bei: "...3.6..."

"..."

"Ha ha!"

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing. Although he was also ridiculed, he felt much better at the moment.

Cao Pi continued to read: "Cao Aman, I know you will laugh out loud when you see this sentence.

In this regard, I will just say, Cao Aman, are you stupid? Are you still smiling so happily after being scolded by me, are you so cheap?"

Cao Cao:

"Haha! Cao Cao, are you that cheap? You're still smiling so happily after being scolded?"

Li Shimin and Liu Bei burst out laughing, seeing Cao Cao being so bullied, they felt much more comfortable again.

Cao Pi glanced at Li Shimin and Liu Bei, then took the mocking letter and continued to read: "I know, if Liu Bei and Li Er read this sentence, they would definitely laugh too.

Regarding this, I also want to say something, Liu Bei, Li Er, are you out of your mind?

You just finished being scolded by me, and you can still laugh? You owe scolding?

It's really the same as Cao Aman, you can give up treatment, three old idiots. ".