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The end of the year is the coldest time of the year. The fat man said it was too cold to hold a party every New Year. Last year, 007 caught a cold and lay in the house for three days.

So he decided to hold this year's New Year's party until the day.

But the fat man was reluctant to give up the opportunity to let everyone see the stars at night.

"The sky is so deep, so blue, so dense, so flashing, so moon is so round, so hairy... Hey, doctor, don't leave, I haven't finished talking yet."

In short, in order to prevent everyone from getting cold from the party this year, Fatty specially moved the party to the daytime.

Although there is a word "Spring Festival" and "Spring Outing" are the same, they really can't get anything out of the way. According to the weather temperature, "Winter Tour" is more suitable.

But the fat man insisted that spring outings sounded warmer and happier than winter outings, so he named the New Year's event "New Year outings"

Liu Ruyan said that spring outings have to be given a code name, which is the same as the code in the spy movie, and it doesn’t look like any relaxing spring outing activity at all.

This is the first time Guigu has participated in this kind of activity, so he is extremely cautious.

From the day the fat man released the "New Year's Spring Outing" activity document, he insisted on using the code name "New Year's Spring Outing" to call the spring outing.

Gu Mian often hears him discussing with Hao Houshi seriously "How many days are there in the New Year's Spring Outing" and "What preparations are needed for the New Year's Spring Outing"

Hao Hushen is a little more active than Guigu, so he said we should be more relaxed and not be so serious, but Guigu still insisted on his name. At this time, he seemed to have returned to the time when Hanshan was still there a long time ago. He always kept the orders given by Hanshan in his heart and repeated them to others without saying a word.

Time soon came the day before the Spring Festival. Although it was an event for the Spring Festival, the fat man decided to go out for a spring outing one day in advance.

Because the weather forecast will be snow tomorrow.

What? Where is the weather forecast at this time?

It was the [Real-Time Pen Repeater] who told them that yesterday, Guigu’s glasses could not be found, so he had to use the Real-Time Pen Repeater to see if it could just read the location of his glasses.

The repeater reads very well.

It said in the notebook, "There is an ugly girl in red dress fighting with a beautiful girl on the first floor with glasses in her arms."

He also said, "The air humidity is a bit high these two days, and it will snow on the Spring Festival."

Finally, he said, "Oh no, I'll pretend to be dead first when that guy comes."

As soon as Guigu looked up, he saw Gu Mian and the fat man coming to the door.

The fat man asked Guigu what constructive suggestions he had for the "New Year's Escape" activity the day after tomorrow. Gu Mian reached out and patted the back of the fat man's head and said to Guigu: "The fat man asked you what you want to eat during the spring outing the day after tomorrow."

Guigu shook his head and told the fat man that it would rain that day.

So the event time is ahead of the day before the New Year, which is today.

The fat man gets up early in the morning and works in the kitchen.

"Doctor, Brother Chu, Liu Ruyan, Xiaoqiao, the fortune teller Keke, Guigu Hao, Xie Bi'an honestly." The fat man counted the number of people in his mouth, "It was exactly ten people."

He pinched the fermented soft dough and patted it on the chopping board, used a cake-cutting knife to apply a large knife butter from the glass bottle and applied it to the flat dough, and then sprinkled a handful of white sugar, rolled the dough wrapped in butter and white sugar and pasted it into the pot to bake.

The kitchen was filled with sweet smell.

While playing the helper, Hao Houshi sniffed the sweet butter smell in the air: "There are also the woman in red clothes and the short green man, the tall white man, the three groups of chess players, and the man who studies a fake dog all day long."

Hao Houshi has recognized the people in the apartment, but because he hasn't been here for a long time, he hasn't fully recognized everyone, but he has basically remembered the characteristics of the people, such as the ones mentioned above.

When he talked about "Miss Red", he shivered.

Miss Hong looks different from a mortal, and often makes strange laughs in the corridor in the middle of the night. She seems to have great hatred with Miss Qiao, who lives on the first floor, who does not look different from a mortal. He often sees these two misses holding each other in a group and fighting each other. Once when he passed by tremblingly, he was slapped by someone.

The butter cake made a "sniff" sound when it was stuck on the pan, and it quickly became cooked. The fat man used a shovel to shovel down the butter cake that was still steaming from the pan into a packaging box next to it. There were more than a dozen baked cakes stacked inside. Hao Laoshi saw that the edge of the newly-fried cake was a little pasted, like the color of pine caramel.

"They don't eat it." The fat man closed the packing cover and fastened the cover a few times.

Xiaohong only loves to drink unhealthy drinks.

Mr. Green was immersed in the sadness of not being able to go home and had no time to participate in the event. He simply did not submit the registration form for this year's Spring Festival event; like Louis, even if he did not plan to participate in the event, he would hand over the registration form sent by the fat man, but he handed in a blank paper, which only wrote a big "No Go" on it.

An Zhitinglan was very alert and only ate the food she prepared.

Xu Xingcheng actually handed in a blank paper. There were no answers to questions such as "What is your favorite program?" and "who is your favorite person in the apartment?" and "what is the color of picnic cloth that I look forward to seeing". He only wrote a "Go" next to the signature.

While speaking, the fat man had already wrapped a stack of food boxes that had been prepared in a blue and white picnic cloth, tied a bow on the top and handed the package to Hao Houshi: "This is the last package, please put it in the event car downstairs."

It's actually a hearse.

Considering that everyone is going out for an outing in the doctor's car for this spring outing, the fat man started to make a small modification to the appearance of the hearse for everyone's mental health.

He used [Erasable Paint Spray] to temporarily spray the hearse into pink, and painted many cute little cat heads and puppy heads on it. Unfortunately, the puppy head was painted on the head of the mechanical dog Xiaohei, which added a hint of mystery to this already weird hearse.

This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Soon the fat man prepared everything and put it on the hearse. At this time, people participating in the New Year activities came one after another.

The first one was Liu Ruyan, who was still holding Xiao Qiao, who was sleepy in her hand. It was obvious that Xiao Qiao was lifted out of the quilt by her before she woke up.

Liu Ruyan, who was the first to arrive, looked around and saw that no one else seemed to have come except herself, so she planned to take Xiao Qiao back and let her sleep for a while. The fat man quickly grabbed Yi Qiao and stuffed them into the hearse together.

"The others will arrive soon!" The fat man turned around and plunged into the apartment building while promising to them.

Then his voice began to roar across the floors.

"Wake up! Miss fortune teller, your crystal ball is about to explode!"

"…Xiaohong stole your cloak..."

"Woom--"

"Where is the doctor? Where did the doctor go? There is a ghost here and I am so scared..."

After half an hour of roaring and coaxing and cheating, the people on the spring outing list finally gathered in the hearse.

The hearse in the early morning roared and rushed towards the destination of the event. The white smoke from the chimney was like the fog that the hearse had in the cold winter day.

In the shaking car, the fat man started today's shocking speech with a draft book that had been prepared long ago.

"On this great day today, we gathered in the hearse and were about to head to a happy destination..."

While driving, Gu Mian reached out to smooth out the raised hair on his head: "Why doesn't it sound like something good?"

The fat man did not hear Gu Mian's objective evaluation before, and continued to speak according to the manuscript he wrote on his draft book: "Today, we are ushering in a new year..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

It turned out that this manuscript was written half a month in advance, and the event date was set at that time. However, because Guigu’s [Real-time Pen Repeater] predicted that there would be snow in the New Year, the event date was advanced to New Year’s Eve.

After the change of days, the fat man was busy and completely forgot to change his speech. However, his masterpiece, which was built on the first day of the New Year, was a bit out of place now.

The fat man quickly said again: "Tomorrow... we are about to usher in a new year..."

In addition to the beginning sentence, many of the contents afterwards are also related to the first day of the New Year. The fat man had to try his best to slow down his tone while quickly turning his mind to think about how to modify the following texts that are different.

Fortunately, the people in the hearse dozed off and fell asleep, and no one went to listen to the Fatty's wonderful speech. The Fatty was just fooled.

After fooling the New Year speech, the fat man looked excited and took out another notebook from behind his butt with his backhand. This is not a speech, but their "playing plan" today. The fat man seemed to really treat them as elementary school students, and the activities he set also had one play point one by one like elementary school students' spring outings. After playing this, go play the next one together.

"Today's first stop is coming soon! New Year's Eve... The first stop on New Year's Eve is the thousand-year-old ancient locust tree in the center of Chunhua Road, Lianhua City! Legend has it that this ancient locust tree has a thousand years of history. It has stood there and seen countless people coming and seeing countless people going. The wheel of history has been rolled over from it but cannot shake it at all. Legend has it that this is a sacred tree that can realize people's wishes. As long as you write down your wishes and hang them on the tree, you can hear your wishes. I have prepared a red cloth strip and a pen for everyone. You can write down your wishes, but don't tell others your wishes, otherwise it will not be realized... Miss Xiaohong, don't rob it first!"

Gu Mian: "..."

No wonder he saw that the fat man kept holding Lianhua’s local weekly magazines these two days and was not letting go. It turned out that he was looking for scenic spots and historical sites on it. That weekly magazine was ordered by Liu Ruyan before the global game began. One book every week, and one book was only half a centimeter thick.

The weekly magazine contains some essays published by locals, stories and compositions for elementary school students.

Gu Mian happened to read the passage about the "Thousand-year-old Sacred Lotus" in the Fat Man's manuscript. It was an essay written by a primary school student. The primary school student probably had no choice but to write it. The whole essay uses very exaggerated rhetoric techniques to write the image of the locust tree in the Spring Flower Road, which is even more majestic than the Fat Man.

In fact, the locust tree is not as long as a thousand years ago, and I have never heard of it as a god locust, and I have never seen anyone hanging any wish bars on it.

Although it is not as exaggerated as written in the essay, the tree is also capable of saving its life when the Spring Flower Road is built.

It is said that when the road was built to the ancient locust tree, the excavator frequently failed when it drove to the locust tree. The foreman thought that the car had broken down, so he transferred another excavator to come over. Unexpectedly, the new car repeated the same mistake and frequently turned off the engine next to the locust tree. In the end, the two excavators could not even move, so they could only stare at the bottom of the tree.

The expressions of the people present at that time were similar to those of the two cars.

Later, the road construction workers did not dare to continue digging this somewhat evil tree, but instead let the roads on both sides turn around it. At this point, its legend was passed down, and finally it was exaggerated by good things and made a wish tree and wrote it into the composition to contribute, which led to the fat people from other places who did not know the truth and believed it, so they had to take them to burn incense and make wishes.

With a sound of brakes, the destination Chunhua Road arrived.

At this time, the fat man had not been able to rescue the red cloth strips tied into a ball from Xiaohong. As soon as the car stopped, Xiaohong jumped out of the car with a large ball of wish that he had not had time to write, and snatched the pen that the fat man had inserted in his pocket.

The fat man jumped out of the car to chase Xiaohong who was hit and run: "Miss Xiaohong is coming back soon. That is the wish note for all of us. No one has written a wish yet..."

The fat man condemned Xiaohong condemned him conscientiously while chasing him.

However, everyone obviously lacks interest in the activity of making wishes. Xu Xingcheng even bluntly said that it is more effective than hanging rag strips on the tree to watch the fat man chasing the red female ghost.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content behind! The fat man finally failed to catch up with Xiaohong.

He chased after a while and finally couldn't take a step. He panted and stopped to rest. At this time, he watched Xiaohong take out a pen and draw something like a ghostly talisman on the tied red cloth, and then happily threw the big bump of the talisman in his hand towards the locust tree above his head.

The locust tree is also very powerful, and it immediately caught Xiaohong's wish. Now everyone doesn't have to make a wish.

The fat man had to sigh and beat his legs.

After a farce, the fat man and Xiaohong returned to the car again. The others in the car were so happy that they didn't have to get out of the car in the cold winter to throw rags on the tree. Guigu, the closest to the fat man, saw him scratching something on the spring outing plan with a pen. He looked closer and saw that he was crossing out the original "Sacred Tree Wishing" activity and added a new line next to him.

"Today's first stop is coming soon! The first stop is the Thousand-year-old locust tree on Chunhua Road. The first event is the racing event I participated in with Miss Xiaohong..." Guigu thought about it.

What is this? Will you change the activity plan if you fail to complete the activity that has been formulated early?

Realizing that Guigu was looking at him, the fat man blushed and blocked Guigu's gaze from looking at his activity plan.

Before the fat man's body completely blocked the activity plan, Guigu saw the content of the "second stop" below.

It is an abandoned city library in the east of the city.

I only saw a location, but I didn’t see the specific activity content below.

However, the city library arrived soon, and the fat man next to him stood up and began to introduce the contents of the second stop to everyone.

The second stop's activity is roughly "finding red envelopes in the library"

The fat man asked for a New Year red envelope from Gu Mian, and came to this long-devoted library a few days in advance to hide everyone's red envelopes in different books.

"This is a test of everyone's wisdom! I put everyone's New Year's money in different books, and excerpted the next paragraph from the book and wrote the corresponding person's name. The corresponding person needs to use the sentences I excerpted to find the book with his red envelope..."

The fat man happily took people into the library as he spoke.

This library has been abandoned for many years, but when Fatty came a few days ago, he carved out a thorough cleaning and even laid a few bookshelfs, which gave this desolate library a festive atmosphere.

The only drawback is that the fat man decorated his Christmas hat and Christmas candy lanterns. It was ridiculous to see this thing on New Year's Eve. Gu Mian guessed that the lanterns were taken down directly from the Christmas tree at the last Christmas event in order to save money.

However, the most eye-catching thing in this library is not the Christmas vase that appeared on New Year's Eve, but the pale pieces of paper hanging from the ceiling. When Gu Mian came in, he thought that someone had hung the paper money from the ceiling.

When he got closer, he found that there were words on it. The one he looked at had a big "coco" written on it, and there were a few lines of words at the end. The first sentence was "If you don't abandon me, Bu please be your adoptive father..."

Oh, it turns out that this is the paper used by Fatty to excerpt the sentences in the book. It seems that this is a reminder for Coco.

But this thing looks really in the underworld. Their big name is written on it and it looks like a soul-summoning banner.

"Gu Mian... the most commonly used function is a... fork pie..." Hao Laoshi's voice came from beside him. Gu Mian turned his head and saw that the other party was lying the content on it hard in front of a piece of paper with the word "Gu Mian".

Seeing Gu Mian turn his head, Hao Houshi turned the paper hanging in front of him to Gu Mian: "This seems to be yours..."

Gu Mian went to see the sloppy handwriting left by the fat man on the paper—

Note that 7 is an odd number, so we get cos7(x), and at this time we need to move out a cos(x) and put it together with dx. We get...

Behind it is a series of numerical letter formulas comparable to ghost drawing talismans. The fat man's handwriting is very sloppy, Gu Mian has a headache when he sees it.

Chu Changge next to him passed by and looked at the ghost painting talisman: "Calculus."

At this time, Chu Changge's own book clues had been held in his hand. Gu Mian glanced at the words on it - "Beloved child, you must live as pure as gold and as gentle as a lamb. Only in this way can our merciful Lord bless you all the time."

I don’t know where the fat man copied a sentence from such a disagreement with Chu Changge.

At this time, someone passed by, it was An Zhitinglan. She saw the prompt words on the singer Chu Chang: "Grimm's fairy tale, Cinderella's article."

Gu Mian has also seen Cinderella, but I don’t remember this paragraph above.

Unexpectedly, An Zhitinglan, a cold-faced villain, remembers such a fairy tale so clearly. After she finished speaking, she lifted her foot and left. Gu Mian saw that she also held a piece of paper in her hand, with the words "fat" on it - the rain is for the rich, the poor are for the poor, and the righteous are for the unrighteous. In fact, the rain is not fair, because it falls in an unjust world.

The fat man during the Chinese New Year didn’t know how to excerpt some festive clips, at least he excerpted two jokes.

However, it is really funny to read the calculus excerpted by the fat man for Gu Mian. Gu Mian really didn't expect that he would have something to do with this thing during the Chinese New Year.

Everyone present is not a search engine, and most people cannot find the corresponding books from the prompts in their hands. The fat man read Chu Changge strictly so that no one would come to Chu Changge to cheat.

He also thoughtfully considered Xiaohong's IQ problem, and only wrote the three words "Journey to the West" on the prompt paper he gave Xiaohong. Just find Journey to the West.

However, the fat man still overestimated Xiaohong's IQ because she couldn't understand the words on the paper, or even her name. So her prompt paper was hanging alone there, and Gu Mian pulled the paper off and took her to find Journey to the West.

Seeing Xiaohong taking out the red envelope clipped in the book with a pure silly smile, Gu Mian asked her curiously: "What wish did you make under the tree just now?"

Unexpectedly, Xiaohong's head became smart at this time, imitating the fat man's tone when he was in the car: "Tell others your wishes, otherwise it will not be realized."

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content behind! Gu Mian: "..."

When the event was basically over and it was time to visit the next attraction, the fat man suddenly realized that one of them was missing.

Xiao Qiao is gone.

The fat man kept guarding at the door and didn't see her going out.

So the exciting New Year's Eve midfield stopped, and everyone began to look for Xiao Qiao in the huge city library.

They didn't find someone until late at night. It turned out that Xiao Qiao was hiding among several stacks of old books in the corner of the library. As for why she hid...

Gu Mian and the fat man waved the prompt paper snatched from Xiao Qiao, and read the excerpt on it: "A few ragged naughty boys who were attracted to the cemetery to watch the fun are playing hide-and-seek between the tombstones... Are you overestimating her IQ too much?"

It turned out that Xiao Qiao saw the three words "hide and seek" in such a large paragraph. He thought that the hide and seek stage was coming, so he slapped his head and started playing hide and seek with everyone happily.

Because the "hide and seek" activity took too long, when Xiao Qiao was arrested, there was only an hour left in the early morning. The fat man had to cross out the series of activities he prepared in his back with tears in his tears, including "Hazed House Treasure Hunt" and "Dry Well Lottery Drawing" and other activities, leaving only the "New Year's Stage Program" at the end.

The yard on the first floor of the apartment has set up a stage like in previous years. When the spring outing comes back, we will stage a period on the stage, and then everyone will happily go back to their homes. The original intention of the Spring Festival outing is to let everyone finish the activities during the day and have a good rest at night. However, unexpectedly, the event time was delayed unexpectedly, which made this year's stage program stay until the evening.

Fortunately, this year's stage program is not long, it's just a finale.

This year, Fatty did not hold any singing or dance programs, but planned a drama program on a whim.

The name of the drama is "Sleeping Beauty: Lost in the Forest and Looking for Crystal Shoes, I Meet Seven Beautiful Princes"

Well... the name is a bit long.

And the protagonist is fat.

Under the fat man's persuasion, Gu Mian played one of the roles.

The previous plot is probably about the cursed princess becoming a fat man. Only by pulling out the brave crystal shoes from the cave can the curse be lifted. The princess met seven handsome princes on the way to explore, and various stories happened - because there were not enough people playing the "handsome prince", the mechanical dog Xiaohei and the dog doll also played two of the princes.

But the curse of these two dog-shaped princes obviously looks deeper than that of the princess, and the princess is still in her own shape at least.

After going through a lot of dangers, the princess and the princes finally pulled out the crystal shoes from the brave cave. The curse was lifted. At this time, the fat man should leave and change to a real girl...

It is worth mentioning that after the curse was lifted, the princess' casting caused a fierce battle in the apartment. Xiao Qiao and Xiaohong wanted to play this role, and finally made a hole in the pot of fat man cooking. The fat man immediately decided not to consider these two unstable factors.

He thought about it and finally chose the most normal-looking female fortune teller in the apartment to play the role, although her professional nature and dressing in fairy tales are more suitable for the identity of a witch.

So the fortune teller had to wear her robe with a witch-like robe to play the role of the princess who was cursed.

The fortune teller has no talent for acting, but fortunately the rest of the story is not long. The next plot is that the princess who has cursed and went to the next yard to steal someone's lettuce from eating, but she ended up dying of poisonous lettuce.

The grieving princes made a crystal coffin and put the princess in it - because they could not find the crystal coffin, the fat man had to use a few pieces of wood to nail a inferior opaque coffin.

Next, it's time for Gu Mian to take the stage. The role he plays is a doctor from the next village, the key figure in waking up the princess. But this doctor is not a princess who uses medical skills to save him, but arouses the other party with a kiss of true love like the ending of Sleeping Beauty.

After reading the fat man's script, Gu Mian felt like he was pretending to be shit in his mind.

The fat man said there was no need to be a real kiss, just sway it at the mouth of the coffin. Anyway, the coffin is opaque and the audience cannot see it.

At this time, the simple coffin that pretended to be a fortune teller had been carried onto the stage by Liu Ruyan Xiaohong and Chu Changge. Yes, the three of them played three of them, and they played the same thing as the two dogs.

It seems that the prince's profession is very flexible, including men, women, dogs, and ghosts.

Although Xiao Qiao was not elected as a princess, the fat man still gave her a prince role. But Xiao Qiao didn't know where to go now.

"It's your turn to play." The fat man who had already stepped down couldn't wait to urge Gu Mian to go up.

Gu Mian controlled his expression and walked onto the stage. Now, just lift the fortune teller's coffin board and then shake it on it to pretend to have a kiss of true love. This program of transforming dog blood transgender animals can end, and everyone's pain will also end.

He stood on the stage and slowly lifted the coffin board.

But the expected fortune teller did not appear.

Gu Mian saw Xiao Qiao lying in the coffin with her eyes closed, and she couldn't wait to pout her mouth.

After a closer look, it turned out that the fortune teller was there. Xiao Qiao was pressed down on her, with a rope tied up on her body, and a look of horror appeared in her eyes. Obviously, this was Xiao Qiao's masterpiece.

Gu Mian stared at Xiao Qiao who was pouting for a half second, and then silently closed the lid of the coffin.

But someone moves faster than him.

The "Prince" Xiaohong next to him reached into the coffin, grabbed the hair of "Princess" Xiao Qiao and started fighting with her. Obviously, he was not convinced by the princess.

The ending of the story became a life-and-death battle between the princess and the prince. Until Gu Mian returned to the room and covered her under the quilt, the drama was not finished. The fat man's persuasion of "Don't fight, don't fight," continued to hear.

Amid the beautiful sound of persuading the fight, Gu Mian closed his eyes peacefully: "This year is also a year of peace."