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"Is the No. 1 ready? Where is the No. 2? Is the sound and lighting engineer in place? I'll start when they're ready."

"Hello everyone, today is the annual Spring Festival. This should be a lively day for family reunion, but I was played by a fool... Cough cough, in short, this is an abnormal Spring Festival. This Spring Festival does not have the 'one year old sound of firecrackers', and there is no 'always replace the old charms of new peaches' and even the Spring Festival Gala!"

"At the strong request of the general public, the first Pangpang homemade Spring Festival Gala will be in the 'doctor's harem'..."

"Bang"

Gu Mian, who was sitting in the audience below, threw out a plastic bottle, and was on the fat man's head on the middle stage.

The fat man who was hit immediately coughed twice and changed his words: "The first fat fat homemade Spring Festival Gala will be held in the backyard of Boss Liu's broken hotel!"

"Hehe" - Liu Ruyan sneered.

"I heard everyone's laughter, everyone must be looking forward to it too! Well, let's not say much nonsense, let's perform today's first show!" The fat man held a rolling pin in one hand and a program list in the other. "The first show is a poem recitation performed by Mr. Ge--"I Love My Sister", welcome everyone!"

Amid the warm applause, the brother held the CD and walked onto the simple stage made by the fat man, and began to recite with a little twisted touch—

"Sister, sister."

"Sister, sister?"

"Sister, sister!"

"younger sister……"

After repeating the "sister" dozens of times, the brother finally finished his performance.

"What a wonderful recitation!" The fat man hurriedly took the rolling pin to the stage, "Let's give Mr. Brother a warm applause!"

As he said, he pushed his brother who was next to him who didn't realize he needed to step down.

Then the fat man started to sign up for the second program: "The second program is a yoga acrobatic performed by our Red Lady, welcome everyone!"

Listening to the name doesn't look like a happy program.

Xiaohong, who was holding a flashlight next to him as a lighter, heard his name and immediately slammed the flashlight onto the stage.

Then I performed a neck twist of 360 degrees and started vomiting blood. Then I twisted my left hand 360 degrees, twisted my right hand 360 degrees, left leg 360 degrees, right leg 360...

Finally, he directly twisted his limbs and performed the crab walking on all fours.

In short, the scene was once very terrifying.

Before the scene became even more thrilling, the fat man rushed onto the stage and kicked Xiaohong, who was performing happily, and said: "What a wonderful yoga performance. Let's watch the first normal program tonight. Welcome the song "Good Day" brought by Miss Coco."

Ke Ke went on stage with a slightly awkward expression, took the rolling pin handed over by the fat man and started singing.

At present, this is indeed the most normal show tonight.

But Xiaohong, who was kicked off the stage, was very unwilling to be lonely. She stepped onto the stage again on all sides, crawling around behind Coco, pretending to be a dancer.

Coco sang good days in front, and Xiaohong vomited blood behind. The scene was particularly harmonious.

Then the fat man ran up again, hugged Xiaohong's arm and pulled her downstairs desperately.

When Coco finished singing, the fat man finally threw Xiaohong off the stage with all his push and pull.

He wiped his sweat and stood up: "The next one is our last show tonight, which is the talent show brought to us by Miss Xiao Qiao - infinite power."

As the fat man spoke, Xiao Qiao had already rushed to the stage. She was eager to show her talent and carried the fat man up to her head. The fat man shivered and held the rolling pin and continued to preside over the host: "Ha, ha, it's true that he is extremely powerful, ha, ha."

But Xiao Qiao seemed not satisfied.

She felt that this did not show her true strength.

Xiao Qiao looked around and suddenly thought of something and put the fat man down, then rushed off the stage.

The fat man finally landed and breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that our Miss Qiao is very shy. She will go down immediately after the show... What are you doing in a moment! If not, you can't move this platform!"

But Xiao Qiao had already grabbed a corner of the stage and lifted the huge platform up with all his might.

The fat man on the stage didn't stop and rolled down.

Then, the stage that was disrepair collapsed suddenly.

The scene is very grand.

The audience applauded.

Although there was a mistake in the middle, the Spring Festival Gala was finally successfully held.

What a happy day today.

After eating dumplings, Gu Mian happily covered herself with a quilt and fell asleep.